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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't want more than a handful tho

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I wanna see the butt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Actually just one and I'm yours. 2 has me fainting in your arms.

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Ladies just need to use those three words

Fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thread closed "

I'm just too good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Actually just one and I'm yours. 2 has me fainting in your arms."

You faint seeing 2 boobs? How's having sex working out for you generally in life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother"

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs and cuddles

I hope somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more ffs ! A bueno will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I wanna see the butt!"

And you'd say no to the boobs?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No idea, I just woke up and I was married with 2 kids.

Mrs

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

So thats where I’m going wrong?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Show him your mind, ok...maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need more ffs ! A bueno will do "

Multipack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I wanna see the butt!

And you'd say no to the boobs?

Well let's not jump to conclusions here Coyotes...

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Actually just one and I'm yours. 2 has me fainting in your arms.

Oh I have to make sure I'm lying down

You faint seeing 2 boobs? How's having sex working out for you generally in life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him your mind, ok...maybe not"

Ahhh don't be making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Somehow, think you know already ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in!

See!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea, I just woke up and I was married with 2 kids.

Mrs "

I saw what he did on the other thread, he saw the boobs!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I need more ffs ! A bueno will do "

So anything beginning with B?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#NotAllBoobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though"

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need more ffs ! A bueno will do

So anything beginning with B? "

Don't you'll get me thinking about those naughty little bees again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs while where glasses. Yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in!

See!!"

See what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't "

Don't seduce? Don't show them boobs?

Maybes just watch Netflix instead. Good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waaay more picky.

Bring me food too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just offer food and boobs and they always say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please. "

Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.

I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

#notallmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm waaay more picky.

Bring me food too

Like a raisin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just offer food and boobs and they always say yes "

You offer food too?! Well NOW you mention it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice"

We are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't

Don't seduce? Don't show them boobs?

Maybes just watch Netflix instead. Good idea. "

Netflix is the best option. With rum cream and long socks. And The Grinch.

Never seduce a man because he will cum on your toes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.

Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.

I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!"

Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just offer food and boobs and they always say yes

You offer food too?! Well NOW you mention it!"

I offered you a Happy Meal the other day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't

Don't seduce? Don't show them boobs?

Maybes just watch Netflix instead. Good idea.

Netflix is the best option. With rum cream and long socks. And The Grinch.

Never seduce a man because he will cum on your toes."

Oh jeez .

Yeah forget men, I'm doing this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't

Don't seduce? Don't show them boobs?

Maybes just watch Netflix instead. Good idea.

Netflix is the best option. With rum cream and long socks. And The Grinch.

Never seduce a man because he will cum on your toes."

Foolhardlys foot fetish enters the room

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

You can't seduce me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice"

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.

Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.

I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!

Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.

I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I need more ffs ! A bueno will do "

bueno è così gustoso

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.

Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.

I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!

Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.

I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...

Lovers tiff.

It'll blow over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

We are."

Well thank you, and have a lovely evening *bows out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

#notallmen"

Speak for yourself! Oh, I see what you mean!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easy, doll up looking like a cheap SLUT and milk big dicks with tight holes (leaving them wearing a big smile & cumming back 4 more).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.

Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.

I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!

Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.

I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...

Lovers tiff.

It'll blow over."

Glad to hear it will from you cause sometimes you just get blocked instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Give him your dirty laundry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

We are.

Well thank you, and have a lovely evening *bows out*"

But you must have missed lemon talking about her toes?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"easy, doll up looking like a cheap SLUT and milk big dicks with tight holes (leaving them wearing a big smile & cumming back 4 more).

That doesn't sound easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.

Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.

I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!

Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.

I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...

Lovers tiff.

It'll blow over.

Glad to hear it will from you cause sometimes you just get blocked instead

Cock blocked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"easy, doll up looking like a cheap SLUT and milk big dicks with tight holes (leaving them wearing a big smile & cumming back 4 more).

I'm sorry I don't believe we have met...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly."

You buy anything in Amazon!!

It's amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"easy, doll up looking like a cheap SLUT and milk big dicks with tight holes (leaving them wearing a big smile & cumming back 4 more).

That doesn't sound easy."

Maybe not 4 a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

#notallmen

Speak for yourself! Oh, I see what you mean!!!! "

It's really all men, ssshhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Dont really care about boobs. Its ass or dont bother

Ok ladies, for the above just turn around.

Yeah, depends on the ass though

Don't be ruining the reputation of men please.

Coyote we love you more than just your tits and ass don't worry.

I mean if your asking than yeah, that takes up a lot of love but we only have so much to give!

Erm I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all men.

I feel like there's some friction between us today and it isn't the kind I prayed to all things holy about last night...

Lovers tiff.

It'll blow over.

Glad to hear it will from you cause sometimes you just get blocked instead

Cock blocked?"

Every type of blocking which let me tell you, is not ideal for coitus!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

In my experience, a flash of lace top stockings and a heavy dose of sarcasm and sass seems to do the job.

In dire straights you can offer a pizza and a blowjob though.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Forget boobs…

I desire baked goods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

You buy anything in Amazon!!

It's amazing."

But my poor local Ann summers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forget boobs…

I desire baked goods

I think you're on the wrong site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

You buy anything in Amazon!!

It's amazing.

But my poor local Ann summers!"

Ann summers is shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience, a flash of lace top stockings and a heavy dose of sarcasm and sass seems to do the job.

In dire straights you can offer a pizza and a blowjob though."

Yeah I can see how this could work. Not for me obviously being the classy sort I am...but others, yeah, absolutely

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

You buy anything in Amazon!!

It's amazing.

But my poor local Ann summers!

Ann summers is shite. "

Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

You buy anything in Amazon!!

It's amazing.

But my poor local Ann summers!

Ann summers is shite.

Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking...

You don't like people looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season

Hairy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

You buy anything in Amazon!!

It's amazing.

But my poor local Ann summers!

Ann summers is shite.

Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking...

You don't like people looking

I missed off the ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

You buy anything in Amazon!!

It's amazing.

But my poor local Ann summers!

Ann summers is shite.

Shall we wrestle about this later? This argument is public and people are looking...

You don't like people looking

They can watch the wrestle...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season

Hairy?"

Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season

Hairy?

Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!"

Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season

Hairy?

Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!"

I don't think he does. There's no woodland nearby the Vatican for starters...

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season

Hairy?

Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!

I don't think he does. There's no woodland nearby the Vatican for starters..."

You'll be telling me he's not a Catholic next..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true.

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

In the words of Joey Tribbiani

“WE LIKE PIZZA!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs? That's so 2021. It's all about the gapping fanny's this season

Hairy?

Does the pope wank in the woods? Of course!

I don't think he does. There's no woodland nearby the Vatican for starters...

You'll be telling me he's not a Catholic next.."

No he is that - big knowledge there

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true. "

Oh it's true. I've seen some and they were magical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly."

Pretty sure you can find something shit in every big corporation if you want to start that. Unless you want to go completely off grifld and live as a hermit

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Just saying hello usually works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

See

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true. "

Look about, there's plenty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...now I have to find a man to seduce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even then I'd wonder if they're just trying to be nice

I bet when you're wearing that jacket every woman shows you her tits. I love it. Is it from Home Bargains?

C'mon now, I have a little more class than that... It was from Amazon

Amazon, the devil company sucking our local economies dry.

Shame on you you fool. Hardly.

Pretty sure you can find something shit in every big corporation if you want to start that. Unless you want to go completely off grifld and live as a hermit"

Only if you'll join me

I'll bring travel cluedo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...now I have to find a man to seduce

Oh shitttt there's a kitten on the prowl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true.

Look about, there's plenty."

Can you recommend any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over and wiggle your bottom

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

See"

Now that you have decrypted the complex mystery of man, what are you going to do with this knowledge and power?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over and wiggle your bottom "

That only works if you have a bottom like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over and wiggle your bottom "

I am seduced

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Show us respect

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Crawl around on your hands and knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?"

Depends where you're crawling to

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

BOOBIES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be awake, or at least alive (ish)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

See

Now that you have decrypted the complex mystery of man, what are you going to do with this knowledge and power?"

Meh, probably go and watch Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true.

Look about, there's plenty.

Can you recommend any?"

Those ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that seems far to easy, I like more of a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger his Japs eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finger his Japs eye

Actual shivers reading this.

Not the good kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over and wiggle your bottom

That only works if you have a bottom like yours

Haha Renna whatsherface from Holywood housewives said it's what she does to her hubby.. 20 seconds in and ding!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bend over and wiggle your bottom

I am seduced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?"

(Flatlines)

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

bend over and wiggle your bum,, works everytime

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By *oyota123Man
over a year ago

Newry

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?"

Class profile jadedcouga lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bend over and wiggle your bum,, works everytime"

Not in my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bend over and wiggle your bum,, works everytime

Not in my experience."

Coyote remember gay men won't ever want to have sex with you!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

you musnt have wiggled enough.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

I'd rather they were contained in a basque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

Can I swap the boob show for an arse and legs show op?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?

Depends where you're crawling to

Derby?!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?

Class profile jadedcouga lol"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?

Depends where you're crawling to

Derby?!

Good sights in Derby, I hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bend over and wiggle your bum,, works everytime

Not in my experience.

Coyote remember gay men won't ever want to have sex with you!"

But I like them!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?"

Ewwww you touch it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about this one op. Opened up my filters for this just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?

Ewwww you touch it?"

In her mouth and everything! I know, I think she needs an exorcism too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?

Class profile jadedcouga lol

Why thank you

Well I moved out of London too early!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good Meal

Good conversation

A laugh and some fun

Great sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?

Ewwww you touch it?

In her mouth and everything! I know, I think she needs an exorcism too!"

Even the balls sometimes….I’ll show myself out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crawl around on your hands and knees?"

Depends how good the tiger growl is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure about this one op. Opened up my filters for this just in case "

I feel sorry for your inbox!!

Always wanted to say that to a guy.

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over a year ago

"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?

Ewwww you touch it?

In her mouth and everything! I know, I think she needs an exorcism too!

Even the balls sometimes….I’ll show myself out! "

I think you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at “Show him…”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab him by the willy and shout “this one’s mine” ?

Ewwww you touch it?

In her mouth and everything! I know, I think she needs an exorcism too!

Even the balls sometimes….I’ll show myself out! "

Young lady you just retire to my bedroom at once!

For the exorcism, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also can I have boobs in my inbox please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cosplay as Triss Merigold or Yennefer of Vengerberg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cosplay as Triss Merigold or Yennefer of Vengerberg!"

Is this a deal breaker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cosplay as Triss Merigold or Yennefer of Vengerberg!

Is this a deal breaker?"

Depends on the side of your strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show him boobs.

You are welcome.

You had me at boobs. Mmmm... boobs

I’m still waiting for boobs to see if it is true.

Oh it's true. I've seen some and they were magical

Do that put a spell on you?

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