FabSwingers.com forum: How to seduce a woman

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome, welcome in. Doctor love man maker here. Presenting a Sunday evening special in which the fine ladies of this forum, yes you, are going to teach these devilish men how to woo the female, how to entice, and how to get those lovely flirty eyelashes dancing like we all like.

So women, you goddesses of the human race, reveal please, your finest tips and secrets of sorcery, and hopefully the man will learn to be better from them.

How, the question is, do you seduce a woman like yourself?

Floor is yours, get dancing...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Chloroform worked on the mrs, she woke up thinking she was married with 2 kids.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sound advice so far, men, are you learning?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neanderthal method is my manly approach...if you got long hair you be dragged to my cave

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I think most men on here have truly forgotten the art of seduction. "Fuck me now" does not get my knickers wet, that's for sure. Or the guy will 20 photos of different women fucking him and giving him bj like he's a sex god. No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin

Flavoured gin for the lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

Flavoured gin for the lady?"

Rhubarb and ginger gin please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most men on here have truly forgotten the art of seduction. "Fuck me now" does not get my knickers wet, that's for sure. Or the guy will 20 photos of different women fucking him and giving him bj like he's a sex god. No thanks"

Grab your coat... you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trail of mini cupcakes, think something like the fingerbread house...

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Gin

Flavoured gin for the lady?

Rhubarb and ginger gin please. "

so drink n drug so far then

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By *almprintsWoman
over a year ago

deepest, darkest West

Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

A big spanner

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Craft beer, pizza, cwtches, good conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin

Flavoured gin for the lady?

Rhubarb and ginger gin please. "

Ooh can do! I quite like orange favoured gin too

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox."

How about 50 pics from the exact same angle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually with my Charing personality to overcome my facial discrepancy. This can often take a while which is why fab and I are unsuitable. But I do love looking a bums and boobs so there is that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely if we give hints and tips on how to seduce us, then no real effort is going to be used to seduce us, as you'll already know what works?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Show them my monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely if we give hints and tips on how to seduce us, then no real effort is going to be used to seduce us, as you'll already know what works?"

Oh I already know how to seduce you. Guys dm for the answer if you wanna know how to woo the boo x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

For me personally I need to find someone interesting. It helps if they're passionate (about anything, I don't give a shit about the gym but I could listen to one of my partners go on about it for hours and still feel engaged and involved in what he's on about), the right kind of dark humour helps too. People with opinions and things to actually talk about and discuss different points of view on instead of mindless vacant small talk or just nodding and agreeing as if saying their opinion varies from mine will somehow destroy everything.

But I know I'm fucking hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sucker for sweet kindhearted words, making me feel loved and cared for

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Doing the vacuuming and cleaning the kitchen goes a loong way

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I'm a sucker for sweet kindhearted words, making me feel loved and cared for"

I write poems, i have for some on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripped gym body. Money.

Your welcome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ripped gym body. Money.

Your welcome!! "

Noooooooooooooo

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Stimulate my mind with intellect and humour

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Money.

Your welcome!! "

FTFY

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ripped gym body. Money.

Your welcome!! "

Oh god no. Flaunting either of those would put me reet off!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Stimulate my mind with intellect and humor "

thought it was flowers and gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ripped gym body. Money.

Your welcome!!

Noooooooooooooo"

I’ve had this reply before In my mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a sucker for sweet kindhearted words, making me feel loved and cared for

I write poems, i have for some on here "

I've read one of yours and loved it, you have a great talent

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I'm a sucker for sweet kindhearted words, making me feel loved and cared for

I write poems, i have for some on here

I've read one of yours and loved it, you have a great talent "

aww thank you

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

It helps to have an attractive face. You can lay on all the charm and seduction you like, but if she doesn't like your face it will count for zilch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a shame but the art of seduction has truly been lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a shame but the art of seduction has truly been lost

Which is why this thread exists! Whats your tips fine woman?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he can make sticky toffee pudding from scratch.... Game over!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"If he can make sticky toffee pudding from scratch.... Game over! "

i can cook anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a shame but the art of seduction has truly been lost

Which is why this thread exists! Whats your tips fine woman?!"

It starts in the mind and a little respect goes a long way

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA

Let me grab my clipboard with my checklist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let me grab my clipboard with my checklist "

Have you lost it we've all been waiting

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I got my notepad waiting

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Like I’d give away any secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I’d give away any secrets

Did it hurt....falling off that cloud

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Like I’d give away any secrets

That’s not very fair young lady

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Like I’d give away any secrets

Did it hurt....falling off that cloud

Pffft

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Like I’d give away any secrets

That’s not very fair young lady"

Life isn’t fair. I’m also not young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox."

This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I’d give away any secrets

That’s my line

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Like I’d give away any secrets

That’s not very fair young lady

Life isn’t fair. I’m also not young

Younger than me so young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Boddington's and a slap of old spice

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Pint of Boddington's and a slap of old spice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.

This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!"

Can't I just cut to the chase and tickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.

This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!"

What about the ability to hold you up against a wall?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Ripped gym body. Money.

Your welcome!!

Oh god no. Flaunting either of those would put me reet off!"

I find it a massive turn off when they show off what a sex God they are on their profile and messages

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Like I’d give away any secrets

Shall I?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I don't bother now with men with no verifications as they seem to be more likely to be timewasters.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If he can make sticky toffee pudding from scratch.... Game over! "

Hell, I’ll even make the custard from scratch to pour over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have the cock. But not the personality. They have the face but not the cock. Can't really win so I stick with my vibrator until I find the full package. The right attitude is the number one charm followed by impeccable manners and good looks

I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"… But I know I'm fucking hard work."

All the best people are.

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By *oe8logsMan
over a year ago

reading

Chocolate, job done

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!

Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Chocolate, job done "

I don't even like chocolates. So not everyone into alcohol and chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum.

Deadpool suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!

Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence "

It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know. Until Im seduced and then I can tell you what worked.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Rum.

Deadpool suit. "

Tacos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!

Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence

It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!!"

Or....just have the best cock. Instant sex apparently.

Ah the irony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum.

Deadpool suit.

Tacos?"

I'm not that hungry right now.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm not that hungry right now. "

I’m not surprised after all those candy canes.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.

Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not that hungry right now.

I’m not surprised after all those candy canes."

Currently mint matchmakers and Bailey's.

I really need to stop.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Like I’d give away any secrets

Shall I?

Give away my secrets? I wouldn’t recommend it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!

Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence

It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!!

Or....just have the best cock. Instant sex apparently.

Ah the irony. "

At what point did I ever say "best cock" absolutely no irony on my behalf

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Like I’d give away any secrets

Shall I?

Give away my secrets? I wouldn’t recommend it x"

No, mine. I don't know enough about how you seduce women.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I really need to stop."

Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be chivalrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to stop.

Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc."

If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me laugh, buy me chocolate, love my little pug as much as me and abuse my body like I’m the last woman on the planet xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to stop.

Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc.

If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood. "
that may the first useful tip here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cock, personality and humour...so what if I'm fugly. Just sit on my face!!

Erm definitely a no. I can't stand instant sex talk with strangers. Charm me with your intelligence

It wasn't sex talk it was me taking the piss out of your shallow elitism!!

Or....just have the best cock. Instant sex apparently.

Ah the irony.

At what point did I ever say "best cock" absolutely no irony on my behalf"

Well I've just made an absolute tit of myself...but no fear, I'm man enough to apologise on thread. I'm sorry Coyote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to stop.

Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc.

If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood. that may the first useful tip here

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really need to stop.

Don’t stop. Oh baby, don’t stop. Oh god, oh fuck, oh yes. Don’t stop. Etc. Etc.

If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood. that may the first useful tip here

You are welcome "

Not all men the etc is the part that makes me lose myself (and my load)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood. "

Ah well. It was good while it lasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ah well. It was good while it lasted."

Good-ish, anyway. Adequate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you say etc etc that kinda ruins the mood.

Ah well. It was good while it lasted."

That's what they all say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah well. It was good while it lasted.

Good-ish, anyway. Adequate."

They say that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate, job done

I don't even like chocolates. So not everyone into alcohol and chocolates."

I’ve got a Chupa Chups you can suck on unless you prefer something bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme a kebab and a can of pop and I'm up for a bit of hunky dory and a five finger knuckle shuffle behind the bin at Lidls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gimme a kebab and a can of pop and I'm up for a bit of hunky dory and a five finger knuckle shuffle behind the bin at Lidls

Aldi in 10 mins then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play her ring piece like you would if you were trying to get a sound out of a crystal glass

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Gimme a kebab and a can of pop and I'm up for a bit of hunky dory and a five finger knuckle shuffle behind the bin at Lidls

I knew I liked you.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Depends on the age but I found when I was 18 handbrake skids in empty supermarket carparks in my xr2 was definitely the way to charm the knickers off the girls

Really ain’t got a clue nowadays

Don’t you swipe left or right ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.

This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!

What about the ability to hold you up against a wall? "

Well that goes without saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand her a box of jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say treat em mean, keep them keen (etc etc)

So...

Call looking after the kids "baby sitting"

Refuse to ask for directions.

Blame any non positive emotion as time of the month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking for tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

And chocolate

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Call in the ether bunny

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Amex black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

And chocolate

It’s all you need

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Gin

And chocolate

It’s all you need

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.

Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself."

It would work on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amex black

"
once you go amex black...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have humour and that’s about it. So far, it has been working so-so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gimme a kebab and a can of pop and I'm up for a bit of hunky dory and a five finger knuckle shuffle behind the bin at Lidls

Aldi in 10 mins then

See you there or be square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gimme a kebab and a can of pop and I'm up for a bit of hunky dory and a five finger knuckle shuffle behind the bin at Lidls

I knew I liked you."

Who doesn't like a classy bird ay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

And chocolate

It’s all you need

Noted."

Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

And chocolate

It’s all you need

Noted.

Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please

Rhubarb and ginger gin sounds lovely. Can you taste the flavours? (I dont drink much but always tempted by ginger anything)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

And chocolate

It’s all you need

Noted.

Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please

Rhubarb and ginger gin sounds lovely. Can you taste the flavours? (I dont drink much but always tempted by ginger anything)"

I didn’t think I’d like it but it’s really the only thing I drink now. The ginger isn’t really overpowering so you can only taste a hint of it. It’s lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin

And chocolate

It’s all you need

Noted.

Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please

Rhubarb and ginger gin sounds lovely. Can you taste the flavours? (I dont drink much but always tempted by ginger anything)

I didn’t think I’d like it but it’s really the only thing I drink now. The ginger isn’t really overpowering so you can only taste a hint of it. It’s lovely

I may make it a christmas treat for myself then

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Gin

And chocolate

It’s all you need

Noted.

Rhubarb and ginger gin and anything chocolate orange please

Consider it done!

(And while we're on gin, I got slightly obsessed with grapefruit gin over the summer, but rhubarb and ginger sounds great!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wanna thank the ladies for their enlightening comments and wish for a better world tomorrow now this advice has been shared!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.

Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself.

It would work on me

Excellent, what you drinking? Got some really great stuff I brought back from Poland, including a Bourbon BA imperial stout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.

Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself.

It would work on me

Excellent, what you drinking? Got some really great stuff I brought back from Poland, including a Bourbon BA imperial stout."

Offt line 'em up !

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By *ack NewhouseMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

The Swiss Toni approach always works*.

Fine wines, a selection of cheeses and Belgian chocolates...

*this never works.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Chloroform worked on the mrs, she woke up thinking she was married with 2 kids.

The mr "

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

The old bin bag over the head and run works just fine. Works everytime 30% of the time.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Guys, I've seduced -midnight- with craft beer and pizza.

I win. The end

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Doesn't look like the craft beer and pizza approach works either.

Oh well, I'll buy them and seduce myself.

It would work on me

Excellent, what you drinking? Got some really great stuff I brought back from Poland, including a Bourbon BA imperial stout.

Offt line 'em up ! "

Flight board?

Komes bourbon oak Porter by Browar Fortuna

Komes Russian Imperial stout by Browar Fortuna

BA ten tonne truck by brewdog

Pancake stack imperial porter by cerebral brewing

Also have some very nice polish vodka.

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
over a year ago

perth

Be a good listener ask her questions and really listen to her voice and look at her.eye contact

and enjoy the conversation and the company.

Smile and hopefully you both feel a tingle,see if she has a real soul .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love the men giving advice in this group! Can't wait to read your books on the art of seduction this Christmas!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to treat a woman like she’s got a brain, isn’t desperate, appreciates being treated with respect, likes to be listened to, appreciates an exchange if opinions, value her point of view and never be in a hurry.

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company…. "

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on"

Pmsl - by your actions not saying ‘ just remember youll be safe with me’. I meant body language and not being in her space. Made me laugh that did but can see how it could be read… definitely doing the seat patting on the train!! Never had a seat to myself

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Cake almost everytime!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

But what actions do you mean?!

This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

But what actions do you mean?!

This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!

Theres no secret to seducing a woman because there is no formula because every woman is different- what i have seen so far is some general advice- if you are following some kind if formula to seduce a woman you aren’t being yourself - and she will easily see through that- just be yourself and if that doesn’t work for one woman - it might for another …, can’t really be of more help than that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

But what actions do you mean?!

This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!

Wise words Todger, wise words indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

But what actions do you mean?!

This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!

Wise words Todger, wise words indeed

You could try telling them to piss off, that works x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

But what actions do you mean?!

This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!

Wise words Todger, wise words indeed

You could try telling them to piss off, that works x"

you know it was meant with all the love. You're the cream of the crop!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

But what actions do you mean?!

This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!

I tried being myself and she told me I was undateable

Just give us the secret formulae that makes them all wet & horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh and reassure her she’s safe in your company….

If someone told me I was safe in their company I think I would be absolutely on edge from that point on

It's the equivalent of patting the seat next to you on the bus and smiling at people as they get on

But what actions do you mean?!

This is meant to be a how to thread and all I'm seeing is riddles!

I tried being myself and she told me I was undateable

Just give us the secret formulae that makes them all wet & horny

I know right he has all the answers but just wants them for himself. Pretty bad bro code.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aint worth seducing fuck em n chuck em its the only way to preserve sanity in this world

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"They aint worth seducing fuck em n chuck em its the only way to preserve sanity in this world "

Sadly probably true.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

No drifting off lol…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Starting to think...do women have different interpretations for this?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Starting to think...do women have different interpretations for this?!"

Don't talk madness man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her laugh & tell her you got the heating on back at your place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!. "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.

FIFY

I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.

FIFY

I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!

Don't worry I want only the most blank of expressions from us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.

FIFY

I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!

Grimace?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just be yourself...unless you are a complete dick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.

FIFY

I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!

Bondage gag will resolve any pre/post coital looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself...unless you are a complete dick x"

I'm 50/50 on this comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be yourself...unless you are a complete dick x"

See that's where I struggle sparkle!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

thats it then ive got no chance,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.

FIFY

I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!

Don't worry I want only the most blank of expressions from us all "

All???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself...unless you are a complete dick x"

That's about 95% of men fucked then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye contact, a smile and show an interest.

And the same when nailing her too!?!

Smiling when nailing...if someone is turned on by that I'm adding them to the do not want this Xmas list

They’d better not be frowning!!!!

But smiling? I don't think I've ever smiled while having sex…yet!.

FIFY

I don't wanna smile while having sex!!!

Don't worry I want only the most blank of expressions from us all

All???"

Oh us guys have teamed up and you're getting 157 men this Xmas!

In the spirit of Christmas we decided to put aside our differences and club together to give one special lady, a very Merry Christmas...

(Not a John Lewis sponsored post)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Imma be boring and say chocolate

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Depends on the age but I found when I was 18 handbrake skids in empty supermarket carparks in my xr2 was definitely the way to charm the knickers off the girls ..."

Handbrakes are rapidly becoming a thing of the past.

Perhaps pissed off supermarket proprietors have been liaising with motor manufacturers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself...unless you are a complete dick x

That's about 95% of men fucked then.

Us men wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself...unless you are a complete dick x

That's about 95% of men fucked then.

She’s tryna peg

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By *rgasmaddict3Man
over a year ago

stourbridge

"Pint of Boddington's and a slap of old spice"

Dream girl!

Whose the Boddies for by the way?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself...unless you are a complete dick x

That's about 95% of men fucked then.

I wish.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Genuinely: intelligence, good banter and the ability to make me laugh. Preferably also not 50 pics of your dick from various angles in my inbox.

This. The ability to hold a conversation with me and get me laughing is a must!

What about the ability to hold you up against a wall?

Well that goes without saying.

;-)"

I would imagine that being a bloke who 'goes' without saying is also a rare asset.

Not every woman needs publicity amongst the lads!

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

How to seduce a woman on Fabs? Be good looking and hung.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

SOMEWHERE IN AFRICA

"How to seduce a woman on Fabs? Be good looking and hung.

I thought Christmas was over but someone had to bring out the old chestnuts

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys this is the 3rd ancient thread from me being reborn today.

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By *mperiumMan
over a year ago

navan

"How to seduce a woman on Fabs? Be good looking and hung.

1 out of 2 ain't bad

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