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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

If you woke up today as a man what would be the first thing you done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter out of the window

Find someone's ear to stick it into

Get it hard and ping it, see if it makes a 'bodoink' sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided I want to be gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I want to be gay

Good, just stand still and turn your head to the side please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leap out of bed shower and dress, clean the bathroom, feed my children, clean the house, prepare lunch, put the washing on, do the shopping, make lunch, think about tea, hang the washing out, wash up +put the dishes away. Sit down with a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I want to be gay

Good, just stand still and turn your head to the side please "

I got a stiff ..... Neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I woke up as a true male the only answer can be fart and then scratch my balls

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Helicopter out of the window

Find someone's ear to stick it into

Get it hard and ping it, see if it makes a 'bodoink' sound

. Spat my tea out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd leap out of bed shower and dress, clean the bathroom, feed my children, clean the house, prepare lunch, put the washing on, do the shopping, make lunch, think about tea, hang the washing out, wash up +put the dishes away. Sit down with a beer

Erm, I don't think you read it properly. You've woken up as a man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd send as many dock pics on fab as possible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I want to be gay

Good, just stand still and turn your head to the side please

I got a stiff ..... Neck"

That's ok, it won't take a minute

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Erm, I don't think you read it properly. You've woken up as a man....

Other than feed the kids that’s my day young lady

Ps love the new pics

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" send as many dock pics on fab as possible lol

Belfast, Tilbury, Grimsby ... mmmmmm orgasmic

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

" send as many dock pics on fab as possible lol

Belfast, Tilbury, Grimsby ... mmmmmm orgasmic"
lol

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

" send as many dock pics on fab as possible lol

Belfast, Tilbury, Grimsby ... mmmmmm orgasmic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided I want to be gay

Good, just stand still and turn your head to the side please

I got a stiff ..... Neck

That's ok, it won't take a minute "

Should I be genuinely concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sit with my hands down my pants and feel cocky all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" send as many dock pics on fab as possible lol

Belfast, Tilbury, Grimsby ... mmmmmm orgasmic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully I would be in the company of a lover so I could experience fucking.... and pray to God my male body has upper body and core strength because as a woman I am crap on top

NBVN x

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Hopefully I would be in the company of a lover so I could experience fucking.... and pray to God my male body has upper body and core strength because as a woman I am crap on top

NBVN x"

With your distance running you’d have the stamina x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully I would be in the company of a lover so I could experience fucking.... and pray to God my male body has upper body and core strength because as a woman I am crap on top

NBVN x

With your distance running you’d have the stamina x"

Yes true, I would just avoid missionary position

NBVN x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Stick something up my bum to find out what all the fuss about the prostate is all about

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Stick something up my bum to find out what all the fuss about the prostate is all about

I’ve recently discovered it ain’t for me

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Console Will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick something up my bum to find out what all the fuss about the prostate is all about

I’ve recently discovered it ain’t for me "

I've told you numerous times you can't charge an iPhone like that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have someone kick me in the balls to see if it really is worse than child birth

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Have someone kick me in the balls to see if it really is worse than child birth

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Hopefully I would be in the company of a lover so I could experience fucking.... and pray to God my male body has upper body and core strength because as a woman I am crap on top

NBVN x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have someone kick me in the balls to see if it really is worse than child birth

Be careful with that, you may find a new kink that you can't have when you switch back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have someone kick me in the balls to see if it really is worse than child birth

Too far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have someone kick me in the balls to see if it really is worse than child birth

Be careful with that, you may find a new kink that you can't have when you switch back

Knowing me , more than likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CD 2c if I could be passable & get dicks hard. Seems I can.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Helicopter dick… obviously

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Stick my finger up my bum and wank

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Stick my finger up my bum and wank"

Pokey bum wank.

You da man!

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Stick my finger up my bum and wank"

get a prostate massager

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Have you been spying on me and noting down my daily routine?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd take on the laying flat on my back and can I spaff on my face challenge

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd pee standing up as often as possible and write a list of all the gifts I'd enjoy receiving and leave it for women relatives to find.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Stick my finger up my bum and wank

Pokey bum wank.

You da man!"

I want to find the spongey bit and press it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Stick my finger up my bum and wank

Pokey bum wank.

You da man!

I want to find the spongey bit and press it

Flirt with her shamelessly and not experience bi-panic.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Stick my finger up my bum and wank

Pokey bum wank.

You da man!

I want to find the spongey bit and press it

Flirt with her shamelessly and not experience bi-panic."

Absolutely no need for bi-panic with me.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Go back to sleep"

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Stick my finger up my bum and wank

Pokey bum wank.

You da man!

I want to find the spongey bit and press it

Flirt with her shamelessly and not experience bi-panic.

Absolutely no need for bi-panic with me.

I want Meli to narrate this

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Stick something up my bum to find out what all the fuss about the prostate is all about

I’ve recently discovered it ain’t for me "

Maybe you didn't try it with the right person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in a warm bath and see how big I can stretch my ballbag!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Get in a warm bath and see how big I can stretch my ballbag!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Jump up and down in the nip without risk of my boobs hitting my face and laugh at my knob flopping all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in a warm bath and see how big I can stretch my ballbag!

Wtf...us men don't do that....do we?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Get in a warm bath and see how big I can stretch my ballbag!

Wtf...us men don't do that....do we?"

apparently we do mate

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