FabSwingers.com forum: I give up

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was going to do a forum nativity play. But having spent all morning looking for three wise men and a virgin ive given up

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Awww but u is an ickle star!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the animals came in two by two - oh wrong story

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If I vent some extra methane from the ion exhausts it burns for hours and I can do the star if you like.

Mind yoy it will stink like an over ripe egg sandwich for several days as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i can play the virgin well , lol x and i can lay in a barn or stable with hay for a bed , lol just make sure no horse or doney poo ok .

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I could have been a wise man. I have a Terry's all gold to bring as a gift

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I could have been a wise man. I have a Terry's all gold to bring as a gift "

Good at role play are you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the bloke who tells them 'there's no room at the PremierInn..'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i can play the virgin well , lol x and i can lay in a barn or stable with hay for a bed , lol just make sure no horse or doney poo ok .

Darn jo and we thought you liked it dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may not be a virgin but i sure as hell feel like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno about the wise men parts but I'm up for the other one.

{where's an angelic icon when you need one}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a wise man and bring along Mr Bruno in an angry mood.

He'll be Frank-incensed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i can play the virgin well , lol x and i can lay in a barn or stable with hay for a bed , lol just make sure no horse or doney poo ok .

Darn jo and we thought you liked it dirty

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I do but there dirty and there dirty ,lol one smells .lol and i am in my white virgin cotton dress ,

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'll be a wise man and bring along Mr Bruno in an angry mood.

He'll be Frank-incensed.

very good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we not have the antithesis of the virgin Mary. So have the greediest girl on here (looks to my lovely friend Cali) as the virgin Mary and I personally think obi, Invictus and funky should be the wisemen. I'll be the angel (again the antithesis) ruby. Have the most well endowed man as the donkey too!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll be a wise man and bring along Mr Bruno in an angry mood.

He'll be Frank-incensed.

So that's :

Terry's all gold

Frank-incensed

Who's got any grrrr?

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By *juk72Man
over a year ago

Reading

"and the animals came in two by two - oh wrong story

The shepherds started off with a field of sheep and ended up in a stable with a donkey and 3 blokes that were riding camels!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'll be a wise man and bring along Mr Bruno in an angry mood.

He'll be Frank-incensed.

So that's :

Terry's all gold

Frank-incensed

Who's got any grrrr?"
Ive got loads of grrrrrrrrr, want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno about the wise men parts but I'm up for the other one.

{where's an angelic icon when you need one}

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'll be a wise man and bring along Mr Bruno in an angry mood.

He'll be Frank-incensed.

So that's :

Terry's all gold

Frank-incensed

Who's got any grrrr?Ive got loads of grrrrrrrrr, want some?

Just a little please. I'm trying to cut down on my abuse intake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno about the wise men parts but I'm up for the other one.

{where's an angelic icon when you need one}

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I was thinking you make a good jesus ,lol as good in a wig and maybe i would get leg over i know its a virgins birth ,lol but we are putting new twist on this ,lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I saw jesus in a swinging club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to do a forum nativity play. But having spent all morning looking for three wise men and a virgin ive given up

Never find a virgin round here

and all forum men are wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw jesus in a swinging club"
Did you realy was it chams ? i hope i see him ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw jesus in a swinging club"

what was he doing...Elvis??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You have an already made Archangel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to do a forum nativity play. But having spent all morning looking for three wise men and a virgin ive given up

Never find a virgin round here

and all forum men are wise

Did I tell you my names Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play a Shepherd ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring my own sheep !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im a born again virgin will that do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to do a forum nativity play. But having spent all morning looking for three wise men and a virgin ive given up

Never find a virgin round here

and all forum men are wise

Did I tell you my names Mary

want an immaculate conception ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wise

and a virgin

I can play 2 of the parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whos the donkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm virgin on the ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno about the wise men parts but I'm up for the other one.

{where's an angelic icon when you need one}

I was thinking you make a good jesus ,lol as good in a wig and maybe i would get leg over i know its a virgins birth ,lol but we are putting new twist on this ,lol"

A wig?

That's just a rumour!

Although I could lay my hands on some sandals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will make a pretty good ass

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I saw jesus in a swinging clubDid you realy was it chams ? i hope i see him ,

It was at the christmas party a couple of years ago it was so bloody funny

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well ive got the best part of being the star. None has volunteered to be joseph yet

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I can bring my own sheep ! "

Well you can be shepard number 1, just hope the other two arnt welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well ive got the best part of being the star. None has volunteered to be joseph yet"

was he the original cuckold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a virgin on here does that count lol ....

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