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By *rettyflamingo OP   Woman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

you don't need it

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

You look gorgeous without it x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I don’t think i’ve gone to such lengths; i tried wearing a compression vest once (male equivalent of spanx shapewear) but that was many years ago. I generally am of the mindset that people get the body i have at the time.

And that’s not to judge anyone that goes above and beyond. Vanity gets the best of us all at some point. As long as it has the desired effect and you feel good in the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wore a Sainsbury's carrier bag

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By *rincess Peach xxCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

Most people do it for what other people think. Fuck that just love yourself

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well at my age you spend most of your time pulling hairs out of your nose and ears ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!"

What is that?

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By *rettyflamingo OP   Woman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!"

Ouch!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Well at my age you spend most of your time pulling hairs out of your nose and ears ... "

buy manscapped

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves


"I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

I'd be too lazy to wrap myself up in hopes of being slightly slimmer. Does it actually work??

Lately I'm really into using the gua sha on my face. I think it helps with circulation and looking younger and all that jazz. Could just be me, but I'll keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well at my age you spend most of your time pulling hairs out of your nose and ears ... "

Get someone you can trust and a candle, much faster

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

Ouch! "

I won't be doing it again. The woman doing it said that most people can't tolerate it. She was right .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To old to do any thing daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let an apparent sadist pluck a couple stray eyebrow hairs and two from my ear lobe

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Well at my age you spend most of your time pulling hairs out of your nose and ears ...

Get someone you can trust and a candle, much faster "

Think i'll give that a miss...

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Signed up for the London marathon even though I was a big fatty.

Did the job though lol

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling


"I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

Had laser surgery on my eyes

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?"

Having a row of tight stitches inside your upper lip to make your smile a little bigger.

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By *rettyflamingo OP   Woman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Not sure if it’s just psychological but I do feel a little bit slimmer

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Not sure if it’s just psychological but I do feel a little bit slimmer "

if it made you feel it thats the only thing that matters enjot mrs claus

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?"

The beautician used threads of cotton held between their teeth and manipulated with their hands to pull individual hairs out of eyebrows or upper lip. Eyebrow threading is fine, upper lip is agony.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?

Having a row of tight stitches inside your upper lip to make your smile a little bigger."

You're referring to a thread lift, this was hair removal threading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?

The beautician used threads of cotton held between their teeth and manipulated with their hands to pull individual hairs out of eyebrows or upper lip. Eyebrow threading is fine, upper lip is agony."

I had eyebrow threading once…. Never again

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I regularly use my epilator all over. Extremely painful ..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Op you have a fantastic figure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?

The beautician used threads of cotton held between their teeth and manipulated with their hands to pull individual hairs out of eyebrows or upper lip. Eyebrow threading is fine, upper lip is agony.

I had eyebrow threading once…. Never again "

Tried to get pubes thread once...would of succeeded too if it wasn't for the police

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not sure if it’s just psychological but I do feel a little bit slimmer "

It doesn't matter if it is psychological, if you feel good, you feel good

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?

The beautician used threads of cotton held between their teeth and manipulated with their hands to pull individual hairs out of eyebrows or upper lip. Eyebrow threading is fine, upper lip is agony.

I had eyebrow threading once…. Never again

Tried to get pubes thread once...would of succeeded too if it wasn't for the police "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to shave my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

I finaly bought a mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been known to shave my legs. "

That's a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been known to shave my legs.

That's a lie "

Ah ok true, too much effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked in the mirror and my arm got stuck in 1 position

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

I'm not at all vain I'm afraid

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

I bought a new T herringbone blazer in order to woo ·Mrs Nicecouple56·. Unfortunately she is sartorially myopic. Damn temptress.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes?

I bought a new T herringbone blazer in order to woo ·Mrs Nicecouple56·. Unfortunately she is sartorially myopic. Damn temptress."

My lip hair would only get snagged on the herringbone

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"I’m currently covered in some liposuction fluid and wrapped tightly in bandages! All in pursuit of looking a few inches slimming this evening . Lying flat and have to leave this in for half hour!

What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes? "

Why would you do that?you look deadly as it is...

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Tried to put on false eyelashes... That's was enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cut of my left ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you look gorgeous great body . No need for it . But it’s your opinion that counts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing I've ever done is wear make up

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Anal bleaching

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?

Having a row of tight stitches inside your upper lip to make your smile a little bigger.

You're referring to a thread lift, this was hair removal threading"

What I described is actually a real thing? Eugh

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not much really. Take me as I am or don't bother - that's my approach. Maybe when I was younger, I wore heels that hurt my feet?! Does that count?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!

What is that?

Having a row of tight stitches inside your upper lip to make your smile a little bigger.

You're referring to a thread lift, this was hair removal threading

What I described is actually a real thing? Eugh"

No invasive cosmetic surgery is pleasant.

A thread lift isn't exactly as you described but close enough

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I spend bloomin hours in the hair salon too. That's really boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal bleaching "
toilet duck is best cos of the neck

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"cut of my left ear

"

Vincent?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"What crazy things have you done for vanity purposes?

I bought a new T herringbone blazer in order to woo ·Mrs Nicecouple56·. Unfortunately she is sartorially myopic. Damn temptress.

My lip hair would only get snagged on the herringbone "

°

It's a T Herringbone. It's a sharp cut, just like my tongue, and you've already burst my balloon of hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cut of my left ear

Vincent?"

got it

for my art

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Did a press-up oh... And a situp..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had eyeliner tattooed on. Kinda loved the end result but never again! I looked like I'd been battered for a week after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't done anything crazy. Just the routine stuff such as wearing make up and getting my hair done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my upper lip threaded. Agony!"

Omg that really is! Eyebrows I can handle but lip is next level !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Signed up for the London marathon even though I was a big fatty.

Did the job though lol"

Brilliant!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I have my eyebrows microbladed every 6 months or so, and I had my face lasered in order to look less like Brian Blessed, but that's about it. Nothing too dramatic.

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