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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Had some bad news yesterday and am feeling down in the dumps.. Need you lovely lot to cheer me up...

So jokes, funny stories etc to take my mind off things a bit will be much appreciated!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww sorry to hear that - have a hug and smile it lifts your nipples - well it doesnt but i bet you looked and smiled

Sue xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not good with jokes but i give great cuddles, so heres a hug from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo sorry to here that. xx BIG HUGS XX

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Welcome to the dark side honey. Crappy news has a way of paring out the stuff that doesn't matter and lets you find humour in it.

And it also shows you how much love there is.

Here's some from me with a big hug.

Rest your head on my breasticles and tell auntie tempting and let me take the sting out of it for a while.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Would it help if I reminded you how lovely your bum is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't do jokes but I can send big hugs and send my best wishes. Xxxx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Welcome to the dark side honey. Crappy news has a way of paring out the stuff that doesn't matter and lets you find humour in it.

And it also shows you how much love there is.

Here's some from me with a big hug.

Rest your head on my breasticles and tell auntie tempting and let me take the sting out of it for a while.

Now there's an offer I can't refuse.. Xx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Would it help if I reminded you how lovely your bum is?

Right back at ya xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear,.big hugs from me and hope you feel better soon xx

Ps... Nice head board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw it's not nice being down in the dumps, especially after receiving bad news, you want us to pop over and cheer you up?

Big hugs to you

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

I went to buy some fortified wine for Christmas yesterday. The weather was terrible, high winds and lashing rain.It was so bad I didn't bother shopping around and just bought the first bottle I saw.

Ah well any Port in a storm!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sorry to hear,.big hugs from me and hope you feel better soon xx

Ps... Nice head board

Lol. It's got scarves attatched to it now waiting for my fb to come over..

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I went to buy some fortified wine for Christmas yesterday. The weather was terrible, high winds and lashing rain.It was so bad I didn't bother shopping around and just bought the first bottle I saw.

Ah well any Port in a storm!"

Hehe xxx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Aw it's not nice being down in the dumps, especially after receiving bad news, you want us to pop over and cheer you up?

Big hugs to you

Aw. If I didnt have my lad here with me I would probably take you up on the offer xx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear,.big hugs from me and hope you feel better soon xx

Ps... Nice head board

Lol. It's got scarves attatched to it now waiting for my fb to come over..

Naughty Girl!!!

If your game for a laugh ... Tie him to the bed then piss off and do some Christmas shopping

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

Guy goes to the dentist.

Lays back in the chair, dentist starts to have a look.

Says to guy "you gave oral sex this morning didn't you ?"

Guy all embarrassed says "yes, I haven't got bad breath have I ?"

"No" say dentist

"Pubic hair" says guy

"Nope"

Guy say "well how did you know ?"

Dentist replies "you got shit on the end of your nose"

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

And big hugs too x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sorry to hear,.big hugs from me and hope you feel better soon xx

Ps... Nice head board

Lol. It's got scarves attatched to it now waiting for my fb to come over..

Naughty Girl!!!

If your game for a laugh ... Tie him to the bed then piss off and do some Christmas shopping

That would be funny, but it might be last time I see him for a couple of weeks coz of Xmas so I have other plans..

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Guy goes to the dentist.

Lays back in the chair, dentist starts to have a look.

Says to guy "you gave oral sex this morning didn't you ?"

Guy all embarrassed says "yes, I haven't got bad breath have I ?"

"No" say dentist

"Pubic hair" says guy

"Nope"

Guy say "well how did you know ?"

Dentist replies "you got shit on the end of your nose" "

Hahahaha. Love that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that. Keeps Smiling sweet cheeks

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

"Guy goes to the dentist.

Lays back in the chair, dentist starts to have a look.

Says to guy "you gave oral sex this morning didn't you ?"

Guy all embarrassed says "yes, I haven't got bad breath have I ?"

"No" say dentist

"Pubic hair" says guy

"Nope"

Guy say "well how did you know ?"

Dentist replies "you got shit on the end of your nose"

Hahahaha. Love that x "

Hope it made you chuckle x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sorry to hear that. Keeps Smiling sweet cheeks

Ooooh another lovely bum.., xx

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