FabSwingers.com forum: What aren’t I getting any sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Profile advice please? … don’t laugh. It’s not a joke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos you have a misshapen comedy penis.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Profile advice please? … don’t laugh. It’s not a joke!!

As a man of the cloth, i wouldn’t engage with a sinner.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the mic may be off

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

You have to occasionally get your dick out of your pants woody

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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"Cos you have a misshapen comedy penis. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile advice please? … don’t laugh. It’s not a joke!!

Fanny + tits = sex.

Everyone knows this.

There's your problem, you don't have the right equipment.

Winston

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

*looks in mirror*

Woody, woody, woody.

Neighbour shouts, stop talking to it!

Nobody smashes through the wall to take advantage of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*looks in mirror*

Woody, woody, woody.

Neighbour shouts, stop talking to it!

Nobody smashes through the wall to take advantage of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to occasionally get your dick out of your pants woody

I do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You need a more manly duvet cover.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You forgot the Sydney University disclaimer at the end of your profile.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Profile advice please? … don’t laugh. It’s not a joke!!

Maybe you’re just too nice ? Wave a leather belt around and stop smiling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profile advice please? … don’t laugh. It’s not a joke!!

Maybe you’re just too nice ? Wave a leather belt around and stop smiling

How about Helicopters with my dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fugly.. admit it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I reckon that snowman is stealing all your potential birds.

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Much harder to to get sex here than in clubs and pubs. Not really surprising as most like to have a chat in person before they decide if take further

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Much harder to to get sex here than in clubs and pubs. Not really surprising as most like to have a chat in person before they decide if take further"

Yes but this Woody, everyone loves him. At socials women encircle him snailing on the floor. He’s just too nice or being too picky

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

"Much harder to to get sex here than in clubs and pubs. Not really surprising as most like to have a chat in person before they decide if take further

Yes but this Woody, everyone loves him. At socials women encircle him snailing on the floor. He’s just too nice or being too picky "

Lol know his type.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Because you haven't made your entrance into the club and as the music stops and everyone looks round said 'Ladies come get me'.

(At least I believe that's how it works)

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