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If men were women for one day ?

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By *unnjack68 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have sex before the day was through.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I’d have sex before the day was through. "

Full your boots lad.... Or is it lass?

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By *EfellaMan
over a year ago

long eaton

Id probably dislocate a couple of fingers within the first hour..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck it would be time of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol"

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men beggin

g for sex. "

And you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol"

Oh the life of a female...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex. "

It’s high time women learned how to clean the car as well in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d have sex before the day was through.

Full your boots lad.... Or is it lass? "

Haha. I wish.

It’s true though, if I was a woman, and my sex drive was like mine is now I could probably have all the cock I wanted.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol"

I don't think you would have enough time to organise a gangbang in a day :D

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a woman for the day, I'd never leave the house. Except to buy more baby lotion

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

.....I would happily relish in the ²°° unsolicited messages in my InBøx, carefully curate the ¹³° whimsical Winks and harvest all my 7ØØ Friend Requests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d just log in here and not read messages, make threads about how many I get, post in threads about keeping replies to the forums, show my tits and complain that guys objectify me, just stuff that would be really fun to do, probably sex too, if I have time

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"If I was a woman for the day, I'd never leave the house. Except to buy more baby lotion "

What do you need baby lotion for?

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex.

It’s high time women learned how to clean the car as well in my opinion."

I'm always doing it wrong. White t-shirt on the windscreen, soaping it up with my boobs. Tiny jeans hotpants straddling the bonnet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

I don't think you would have enough time to organise a gangbang in a day :D

K "

Most/all of the guys wouldn't turn up anyway

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex.

It’s high time women learned how to clean the car as well in my opinion.

I'm always doing it wrong. White t-shirt on the windscreen, soaping it up with my boobs. Tiny jeans hotpants straddling the bonnet. "

Exactly.

What about getting a toothbrush in my alloys!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'd be that busy preening myself by the time I posted a meet I'd be complaining nobody wanted to.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex.

It’s high time women learned how to clean the car as well in my opinion.

I'm always doing it wrong. White t-shirt on the windscreen, soaping it up with my boobs. Tiny jeans hotpants straddling the bonnet. "

You just need three friends wearing the same and a hosepipe

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex.

It’s high time women learned how to clean the car as well in my opinion."

Second that. They allow the kids to trash it so they should clean it. Oh the life of us men is never easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide be putting up shelves. Mowing the grass. Then watching football with a beer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’d just log in here and not read messages, make threads about how many I get, post in threads about keeping replies to the forums, show my tits and complain that guys objectify me, just stuff that would be really fun to do, probably sex too, if I have time "

If I were a man for the day, I'd go and smash the patriarchy

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex.

It’s high time women learned how to clean the car as well in my opinion.

I'm always doing it wrong. White t-shirt on the windscreen, soaping it up with my boobs. Tiny jeans hotpants straddling the bonnet.

Exactly.

What about getting a toothbrush in my alloys!"

Alloys? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol

No you'd be too busy ironing, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, chatting over coffee, doing your nails and ignoring men begging for sex.

It’s high time women learned how to clean the car as well in my opinion.

I'm always doing it wrong. White t-shirt on the windscreen, soaping it up with my boobs. Tiny jeans hotpants straddling the bonnet.

Exactly.

What about getting a toothbrush in my alloys!

Alloys? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? "

Nice try pal.

Nobody’s gonna clean that banana from your exhaust pipe with a toothbrush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was a woman for the day, I'd never leave the house. Except to buy more baby lotion

What do you need baby lotion for?

K"

To rub all over my breasts and buttocks, oil may actually be better in hindsight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would find out if it is true. Do women really have smaller feet to get closer to the kitchen sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still wouldn't be able to find "the clit" and knowing my luck I'd be on the blob that day

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley

No comments from TV/TS...... guess were are already living the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be so busy reading the drivel in your in box your fooff would dry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd be so busy reading the drivel in your in box your fooff would dry up"

And I used to message you daily...I'm deeply hurt. I'm a woman now, think of the emotional turmoil my foof is going through

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"So how bigger slut would you be if you was a woman for 24 hours.

Personally I would be getting gangbanged lol"
I'd buy myself a new pair of fancy boots a coat for winter and lounge around all day drink coffee and chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knowing my luck it would be time of the month "

It's definitely more fun if you have a latex glove fetish

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d just log in here and not read messages, make threads about how many I get, post in threads about keeping replies to the forums, show my tits and complain that guys objectify me, just stuff that would be really fun to do, probably sex too, if I have time

If I were a man for the day, I'd go and smash the patriarchy "

How were you offended by this?

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