FabSwingers.com forum: ·— Lotus Biscoff Speculoos

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Gentlemën, Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës...

Who amongst you enjoys a Lotus Biscoff Speculoos biscuit? Highly prized but rarely mentioned, quite often the 'biscuit doyen' of café society, because it pairs so well with the after dinner coffee.

Additionally, who has tasted the Häagen-Dazs™ Speculoos and Caramel ice cream?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's alright I guess, but it's no custard cream

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't know what all the hype is about over Lotus Biscoff biscuits.

I prefer a malted milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They haven't made it to the sticks. Making do with a hob nob here.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's alright I guess, but it's no custard cream

You filthy vixen, that's not what you told me last time!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'll eat them but I wouldn't buy them.

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

They are an elite biscuit, however I am a purist, I don't really like all the ice cream or drinks or desserts and other bullshit that uses them as a gimmick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno about all that, but I save up all the Biscoffs that I get given when I buy a coffee, and scoff them all in a one’er. It feels like winning at life

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'll eat them but I wouldn't buy them."

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What if I bathed you in a soothing warm and silken Biscoff Milk spa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't tried those but will keep an eye out for them. I enjoy a biscoff everyday as a sweet treat at lunchtime.

NBVN x

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

She's class, pure unadulterated clåss. ^

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'll eat them but I wouldn't buy them.

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What if I bathed you in a soothing warm and silken Biscoff Milk spa?"

Will there be salted caramel Haagen Daz?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

They are a great dunker

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'll eat them but I wouldn't buy them.

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What if I bathed you in a soothing warm and silken Biscoff Milk spa?

Will there be salted caramel Haagen Daz?"

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I'm sure Mrs Lamenski's B&B in Hastings serves it. (You and me are over, remember?)

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"They are an elite biscuit, however I am a purist, I don't really like all the ice cream or drinks or desserts and other bullshit that uses them as a gimmick."

How about a Speculoos Hug?

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Home made biscoff cheesecake is like an orgasam for the taste buds

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'll eat them but I wouldn't buy them.

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What if I bathed you in a soothing warm and silken Biscoff Milk spa?

Will there be salted caramel Haagen Daz?

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I'm sure Mrs Lamenski's B&B in Hastings serves it. (You and me are over, remember?)

I'm trying to forget

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ohhhhh yes, me please! The crunchy spread in a jar is delightful

Mrs TMN x

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

"They are an elite biscuit, however I am a purist, I don't really like all the ice cream or drinks or desserts and other bullshit that uses them as a gimmick.

How about a Speculoos Hug?

That's not a gimmick, that's legitimate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in a sponge cake mixture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't like biscoff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaberry ice cream.

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

I bought a speculoos cheesecake last year from a discounted supermarket....

.... fucking awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make an amazing cheesecake base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love biscoff spread in baked oats!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I do love a Biscoff with a very well made flat white. A very special treat

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By *atchingupforlosttimeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The spread is a game changer. I can just sit with a jar and spoon and have at it

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Obscured by the naysayers, with tentative footsteps along the corridors of the epicures...

I knew I would find some Biscoff lovers hidden amongst us!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't like biscoff."

Me and you.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't like biscoff.

Me and you."

Damn you! {shakes fist!}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't like biscoff.

Me and you.

Damn you! {shakes fist!}

More for us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a biscoffi gooey doughnut thing once. It had toffee stuff and biscoff on the top. It was lush

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't like biscoff.

Me and you."

Me neither.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I had a biscoffi gooey doughnut thing once. It had toffee stuff and biscoff on the top. It was lush "

She's knows! X

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't like biscoff.

Me and you.

Me neither."

Philistine!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Nah, unbranded speculoos from Lidl taste the same

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"They are an elite biscuit"

So elite that Poundland sell them

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Not a biscuit fan bit Aldi's Caremelised biscuits crunch is a dunkin biscuit winner here, even if you don't dunk.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Lotus Biscoff Speculoos biscuit is God's gift to men!

have you tried the spread? Omg it's an orgasm for the taste buds haha

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

"They are an elite biscuit

So elite that Poundland sell them "

Elite in terms of flavour, not status

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

All I'm saying is there's a lot of people on this thread with questionable taste buds.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Can a flavour be classified as "elite"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can a flavour be classified as "elite"?

Not this flavour anyway

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

"Can a flavour be classified as "elite"?

Why not?

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By *ont you just loveCouple
over a year ago

Banbury

Love the biscuits and made my own cheesecake too it went down a treat. A (f)

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

My home made Biscoff Cheesecake is legendary where I work. The office ladies are always asking me to make them to bring in, so who am I to argue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourbons rule

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can a flavour be classified as "elite"?

Why not?"

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Define it for me please. What constitutes an elite flavour? I don't understand. Give me some examples and use-case scenarios.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

The aroma, the crunch, the snap.

The melt in the mouth sensation are enough to make me dribble with joy. (From the mouth ladies, please)

I have noted mention of homemade cheesecakes above, I will perform like a well trained sea-lion, if such delicacy is delivered to me

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan
over a year ago

Southampton

a Lotus Biscoff icecream does it for me - a great find - Fabulous!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m not a big fan. I mean, I’m not going turn down one offered with my espresso, but not will I seek a biscoff out.

I tell you what they are good for though - they make a great base for a negroni cheesecake.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

In another of my inconsistent food rules, I love a biscoff biscuit. Start every day with one with my first coffee.

But don't like any of the spin-offs (and is the spreadable paste even digestible? Felt like it was permanently sealing my oesophagus as I ate it)

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"In another of my inconsistent food rules, I love a biscoff biscuit. Start every day with one with my first coffee.

But don't like any of the spin-offs (and is the spreadable paste even digestible? Felt like it was permanently sealing my oesophagus as I ate it)"

I knew you were urbane, refined and posh!!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

For those who have privately messaged me this thread is/was about "Speculoos", and not about a "Speculum", which is an entirely different thing!

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