FabSwingers.com forum: The Fab Commandments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At this holy time of year, let's name same fab commandments!

I'll start. Cause I'm the fucking boss of this thread that's why.

Thou shall tidy or shave their pubic hair

Carry on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not ignore messages from single men

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Thou shalt ensure that at least one of boobs v bum/squirt v pee/do you like cock pics threads remains on page 1.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

(But also, never bump a Thursday thread on a Friday.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt ignore messages from single men

Thou shalt moan and bitch about men

Thou shalt write crappy thread post on forum

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours budgie smugglers

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

Thou shalt not have any entitled thoughts

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Thou shalt not nick a model's pics and try to pass them off as your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broke all these.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've broke all these."

It's ok just gimme some more chewed up hula hoops

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Don’t shit in the lounge.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours’ squirt. Because it’s just piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've broke all these.

It's ok just gimme some more chewed up hula hoops

You want them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've broke all these.

It's ok just gimme some more chewed up hula hoops

Thou shall not tease Mancunians seems like a valid one to add

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Thou shall never spit thy man's seed unless his staff has not been cleansed.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Thou shalt not bare a cheating married man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt remember Tits Out Tuesday and keep them bare.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've broke all these.

It's ok just gimme some more chewed up hula hoops

Thou shall not tease Mancunians seems like a valid one to add

Pahahaha i love mancunians! Certain northern fab people that can't take a joke however...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not take the names of the clique in vain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt remember Tits Out Tuesday and keep them bare."

For this to actually work, folks need to keep them covered every other day.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Thou shalt not rant on any other day than a Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt message people with just a "HEY" or with a "How u doin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not covert chocolate

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Thou shall not post the bollocks about Sydney Uni, upon thy profile.

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
over a year ago

Fantasy Land

Thou shalt remain on the naughty list

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Thou shall eat cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not be a single man unless remarkably hot and funny and clever and articulate and local.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Thou shalt not be a single man unless remarkably hot and funny and clever and articulate and local."

Thank goodness I am local.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not be a single man unless remarkably hot and funny and clever and articulate and local.

Thank goodness I am local."

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Thou shalt not take the names of Bellaseas, Hippychick, or KinkyInkedBi in vain.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Thou shall not but mini sky remotes for cock measuring purposes.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Thou shall not buy mini sky remotes for cock measuring purposes."

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Thou shalt confess thy sins to Sister Lisa on a Sunday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt now engage in threads by wonko

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Thou shalt be a small boy, living at home with mummy but also an expert in gynaecology, politics and epidemiology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt have 22 cock pic's on your public profile and mail them to every female within 1000 miles

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

Thou shalt populate thy hot list with unattainable folks only

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Thou shalt only exchange bodily fluids in a safe manor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt deny the existence of the forum clique

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