FabSwingers.com forum: Discreet delivery

By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Lingerie

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The German football squad

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Lingerie

Mrs TMN x"

Nope

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"The German football squad

That would be a serious airport snafu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 14" black strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toy ?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Big box of toys which will arrive in a plain box but buzzing, with the sender clearly marked and a smirking postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An edible strawberry gummy posing pouch with cock sleeve

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A year's supply of yellow pills

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"A 14" black strapon "

Only 14”

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Nose and Ear hair trimmer?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Is it the severed hand of Calibos with the 3 Pearl ring?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

An inflatable woman (or 2)?

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nose and Ear hair trimmer? "

What are you implying?

No that’s from Santa with any luck

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"A year's supply of yellow pills "

Yellow pills? What do those ones do??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge pre inflated inflatable sex doll

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"An inflatable woman (or 2)?"

If they’re modelled on you and RFD that’s a veritable inflatable party right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An inflatable woman (or 2)?"

Ooops you beat me to it

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

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butt plug

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A year's supply of yellow pills

Yellow pills? What do those ones do?? "

No idea, they are discreet

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I'm sure you can't get a puppy in the post !

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrapins

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"A year's supply of yellow pills

Yellow pills? What do those ones do??

No idea, they are discreet

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they a a very strong type of the blue type pills !

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is it the severed hand of Calibos with the 3 Pearl ring?

It is not, thankfully

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Got it a bra for the less well endowed

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A year's supply of yellow pills

Yellow pills? What do those ones do??

No idea, they are discreet

they a a very strong type of the blue type pills !"

Are they really? It was meant to be a joke linking to the discreet theme. You learn something every day. And by the way, how do you know?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Is it the severed hand of Calibos with the 3 Pearl ring?

It is not, thankfully

Use the ring, solve the riddle, win Andromeda….every cloud has a silver lining

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"A year's supply of yellow pills

Yellow pills? What do those ones do?? "

Mix them with blue pills to get green pills?

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Terrapins"

Now you know I’d never advocate for live transport. With the possible exception of UPS delivering you to my front door in nothing but a large red bow

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Got it a bra for the less well endowed

What ya sayin’ like, you saying I got nothing to fill me bra with like?!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? "
how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"An inflatable woman (or 2)?

If they’re modelled on you and RFD that’s a veritable inflatable party right there

Lol. I'd like to see you handle us 2 at the same time (even our inflatable versions!)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!

I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh.

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!

I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh. "

You are currently top of the spaffing leader board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Sorry we missed you card.

(Assuming the postie's aren't on strike again?)

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!

I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh. "
exactly you could drive it through all your neighbours fences

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!

I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh. exactly you could drive it through all your neighbours fences

Perfect ....

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"A Sorry we missed you card.

(Assuming the postie's aren't on strike again?)"

They’d better not, I’m poised like a coiled spring on the other side of the letter box

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!

I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh.

You are currently top of the spaffing leader board

Spaff me, babe

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A Sorry we missed you card.

(Assuming the postie's aren't on strike again?)

They’d better not, I’m poised like a coiled spring on the other side of the letter box "
watch out for the Sherman Tank they're really quiet coming through letterbox

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"An inflatable woman (or 2)?

If they’re modelled on you and RFD that’s a veritable inflatable party right there

Lol. I'd like to see you handle us 2 at the same time (even our inflatable versions!)

I would also like to see that….. from multiple angles…. repeatedly

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!

I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh.

You are currently top of the spaffing leader board

Spaff me, babe

You shall be my first spaff of the day. Quite an honour as at my age I’m on a quota system

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A Sybian

LvM

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"A Sybian

LvM"

Hmm they look like they require a lot of self assembly so no

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Huzzah! It arrives today, sender assured discreet delivery under plain packaging. But what is it??

Mince pie for the correct answer. Free spaffing for the funniest

A Sherman Tank ? how could you deliver one of them discreetly lol

Delivery drivers like a challenge, at least they wouldn't toss it over your neighbours fence !!

I was going for a funniest answer spaffing award tbh.

You are currently top of the spaffing leader board

Spaff me, babe

You shall be my first spaff of the day. Quite an honour as at my age I’m on a quota system

I'm getting the cream off the top of the milk.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Blow up doll

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Nope, couple of you have been close. I can see this mince pie going spare. Don’t worry I’ll find it a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant inflatable willy costume, with hidden foot pump to fire white goo out of the helmet, which is actually a helmet…

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"A giant inflatable willy costume, with hidden foot pump to fire white goo out of the helmet, which is actually a helmet… "

If that doesn’t already exist then it absolutely should. But no

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Bondage gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Signed copy of Mein Kampf

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Penis pump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flashlight obviously right?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Are you sure? Might not be if Royal mail are delivering it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flashlight obviously right?!"

Flashlight even God damn my autocorrect being so VANILLA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flashlight obviously right?!

Flashlight even God damn my autocorrect being so VANILLA."

Fleshlight! Fuck meeee

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

" They’d better not, I’m poised like a coiled spring on the other side of the letter box "

So it fits through the letterbox... Hmmm

Must be your new Xmas crotchless lingerie. Look forward to the pics getting uploaded later

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Flashlight obviously right?!

Flashlight even God damn my autocorrect being so VANILLA.

Fleshlight! Fuck meeee"

Should you be the one to fuck it?

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By *valanche1001 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Flashlight obviously right?!

Flashlight even God damn my autocorrect being so VANILLA.

Fleshlight! Fuck meeee"

CORRECT!!

The mince pie is on its way to you in the post. However, due to the postal strikes I’d expect it around February

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