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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake

Who's joining me at the bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as theres heating il have a latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting

JAGERBOMB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?"

Its a 12 year

Want one?

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee for me

Please

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte"

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting

JAGERBOMB

JAGERBOMB "

So three jagerbombs.. In a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely "

Whatcha having? See anything you like

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Huge mug of strong coffee, to get me through work tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee for me

Please

Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may

I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.

Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

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wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huge mug of strong coffee, to get me through work tonight."

Coming right up my lovely.. I've got an insulated cup with a lid to keep the heat in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee for me

Please

Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black

Cream + sugar

Please

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you are feeling better soon!

I’ll join you with a San Miguel

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may

I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey? "

That'll do me, chuck us a hobnob while you're there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

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oh yeah sorry i got distracted

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't go to bars .but ill make an exception .so guess I'll be having milk in virtual bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee for me

Please

Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black

Cream + sugar

Please

Thank you

One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol. "

Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol.

Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite

I have the best taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mulled wine

seems the best winter offering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are feeling better soon!

I’ll join you with a San Miguel

Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may

I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey?

That'll do me, chuck us a hobnob while you're there

Oofftt snacks!! Red ones or blue ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m having a wine on a school night so I’ll happily join you.

Hope you’ll feel better soon x

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Large G&T please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't go to bars .but ill make an exception .so guess I'll be having milk in virtual bar."

Ohhhhh.. Hmmm lets see.. I have a lovely roasted almond.. Unsweetened

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.

Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser

Go on then. I may come away from this bar with less of a bad head than when I started.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one?

Yes please"

I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one?

Yes please

I'm on my 2nd now, keep up! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol.

Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite

I have the best taste

How about some snacks??

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll join you, you can have a nip of my 12yo Talisker.

Can’t beat a bit of peaty mess in your life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mulled wine

seems the best winter offering. "

Ooo i lurve the smell of mulled wine.. Do you want it with bits, or strained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol.

Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite

I have the best taste

How about some snacks?? "

Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

"
its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m having a wine on a school night so I’ll happily join you.

Hope you’ll feel better soon x"

Great choice.. red or white?

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large G&T please"

Coming up.. Do you want a fancy flavoured one?

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I’m having a wine on a school night so I’ll happily join you.

Hope you’ll feel better soon x

Great choice.. red or white?

Thank you xx"

Sauvignon Blanc, for a lack of a better choice.

It’s good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.

Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser

Go on then. I may come away from this bar with less of a bad head than when I started.

oh no we only do good head here.. Oh wait...oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one?

Yes please

I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!

Challenge accepted "

I may be snoring on the sofa soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, you can have a nip of my 12yo Talisker.

Can’t beat a bit of peaty mess in your life.

Oh very nice!! I stayed near the distillery earlier in the year.. I had a pee high up above it

There might be a special midnight vintage soon

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ll join you, you can have a nip of my 12yo Talisker.

Can’t beat a bit of peaty mess in your life.

Oh very nice!! I stayed near the distillery earlier in the year.. I had a pee high up above it

There might be a special midnight vintage soon

Is it your pee that gives it the smokeyness.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Warm apple spiced cider please lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one?

Yes please

I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!

Challenge accepted

I may be snoring on the sofa soon

More whiskey for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol.

Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite

I have the best taste

How about some snacks??

Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.

Foccacia bites

wth... where am i gonna get those

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may

I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey?

That'll do me, chuck us a hobnob while you're there

Oofftt snacks!! Red ones or blue ones? "

when did that happen. I thought they only did orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you are feeling better soon!

I’ll join you with a San Miguel

Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....

You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum "

Oh what special message are the spirits sending?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol.

Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite

I have the best taste

How about some snacks??

Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.

Foccacia bites

wth... where am i gonna get those

Morrisons (other supermarkets are available).

I'll pick some up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m having a wine on a school night so I’ll happily join you.

Hope you’ll feel better soon x

Great choice.. red or white?

Thank you xx

Sauvignon Blanc, for a lack of a better choice.

It’s good

Are you drinking the whole bottle

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting

JAGERBOMB

JAGERBOMB "

Does it magically appear if you shout it 3 times?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, you can have a nip of my 12yo Talisker.

Can’t beat a bit of peaty mess in your life.

Oh very nice!! I stayed near the distillery earlier in the year.. I had a pee high up above it

There might be a special midnight vintage soon

Is it your pee that gives it the smokeyness.

That and the woodpecker shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum

Oh what special message are the spirits sending? "
it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warm apple spiced cider please lovely x"

Oh my friend makes this on xmas day and the entire street smells divine

Coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one?

Yes please

I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!

Challenge accepted

I may be snoring on the sofa soon

More whiskey for me "

. We might need to get another bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to push the boat out and order a cuppa tea if I may

I've got some lovely decaf Earl Grey?

That'll do me, chuck us a hobnob while you're there

Oofftt snacks!! Red ones or blue ones?

when did that happen. I thought they only did orange "

Oh maybe my cold addled brain is having biscuit confusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are feeling better soon!

I’ll join you with a San Miguel

Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....

You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over

I'll pop it round.. I'll have to walk tho.. Too d*unk to drive.. I'll send you a 30 second video every 200 yards so you don't worry about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please.

I need the coffee and the alcohol.

Hell yes!! Now we're talking.. My favourite

I have the best taste

How about some snacks??

Oooh focaccia bites!! And mini daim bars.

Foccacia bites

wth... where am i gonna get those

Morrisons (other supermarkets are available).

I'll pick some up. "

Oh they sounded waitrose posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum

Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time "

Waut what are the ear defenders for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum

Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time

Waut what are the ear defenders for

"
cant hear whats coming next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee for me

Please

Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black

Cream + sugar

Please

Thank you

One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one?

Yes please

I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!

Challenge accepted

I may be snoring on the sofa soon

More whiskey for me

. We might need to get another bottle "

Leave it with me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A gin and lemonade

In Qatar and booze is expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the hooters outfit on and serve them burger's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum

Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time

Waut what are the ear defenders for

cant hear whats coming next

"
anyway enough of that im off for my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have a brandy hot toddy for cold Midnight and it's helps but I'd love a glass of prosecco now x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting

JAGERBOMB

JAGERBOMB "

Nooo. I always say yes to the jäger, then it’s yes to everything. Then I wake up confused, naked & hungover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum

Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time

Waut what are the ear defenders for

cant hear whats coming next

Isn't that essential for a bar maid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee for me

Please

Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black

Cream + sugar

Please

Thank you

One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you

Yes please

I licked the spoon clean for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll join you, may I ask what year glenfiddich?

Its a 12 year

Want one?

Yes please

I'm on my 2nd now, keep up!

Challenge accepted

I may be snoring on the sofa soon

More whiskey for me

. We might need to get another bottle

Leave it with me"

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Large G&T please

Coming up.. Do you want a fancy flavoured one? "

I’m easy you chose x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ve just had a bottle of mulled wine…I’m thinking Baileys next please

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.

Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser

Go on then. I may come away from this bar with less of a bad head than when I started.

oh no we only do good head here.. Oh wait...oops

Not only the drinks that go down well here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee for me

Please

Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black

Cream + sugar

Please

Thank you

One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you

Yes please

I licked the spoon clean for you

Tease !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting

JAGERBOMB

Nooo. I always say yes to the jäger, then it’s yes to everything. Then I wake up confused, naked & hungover

In that case, it's time.

JAGER

JAGER....BOOOM!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gin and lemonade

In Qatar and booze is expensive "

I'll err Just get my credit card

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put the hooters outfit on and serve them burger's

Wait

thats not in my contact.. I'm not paid to flip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there's heating I'll have a latte

I'll make you a hot water bottle.. Well lets be honest, I've made MYSELF a hot water bottle... but i might sit on your knee if you ask nicely ... I can't promise not to wriggle tho

wriggle wriggle the friction might just bring my willy out of hiding it looks like an innie belly button at the minute

Don't forget your coffee

oh yeah sorry i got distracted

I've got a bit of a sweat on now

its well earned il pay you back for your kindness with a psychic poke in the bum

Oh what special message are the spirits sending? it would involve ropes blindfolds ear deffenders nudity and a whole heap of time

Waut what are the ear defenders for

cant hear whats coming next

anyway enough of that im off for my tea"

Enjoy

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over a year ago

"I hope you are feeling better soon!

I’ll join you with a San Miguel

Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....

You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over

I'll pop it round.. I'll have to walk tho.. Too d*unk to drive.. I'll send you a 30 second video every 200 yards so you don't worry about me

That made me laugh, you’re so crazy when you’re d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiced rum please "

Ooooo i love spiced rum... I heard Kraken Black Spiced Rum Roast Coffee is pdg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually have a brandy hot toddy for cold Midnight and it's helps but I'd love a glass of prosecco now x"

I have to say the whisky is having an impact

One prosecco coming up - want a pink one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large G&T please

Coming up.. Do you want a fancy flavoured one?

I’m easy you chose x"

Spiced rhubarb coming up

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over a year ago

"We’ve just had a bottle of mulled wine…I’m thinking Baileys next please

Oh very nice!

A big whisky tumbler with ice??

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Gold Schlager and apple juice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a hot toddy for my cold.

Ahhh we can sniffle together.. Want a paracetamol chaser

Go on then. I may come away from this bar with less of a bad head than when I started.

oh no we only do good head here.. Oh wait...oops

Not only the drinks that go down well here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee for me

Please

Cream +sugar?? Or straight and black

Cream + sugar

Please

Thank you

One cup of sweet creamy coffee coming uo.. Would you like me to stir it for you

Yes please

I licked the spoon clean for you

Tease !

only if you ask nicely

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over a year ago

"I usually have a brandy hot toddy for cold Midnight and it's helps but I'd love a glass of prosecco now x

I have to say the whisky is having an impact

One prosecco coming up - want a pink one? "

That would be wonderful so yes please x

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over a year ago

"I'll wait for the bar to liven up...then I'm shouting

JAGERBOMB

Nooo. I always say yes to the jäger, then it’s yes to everything. Then I wake up confused, naked & hungover

In that case, it's time.

JAGER

JAGER....BOOOM!!

Your yell is my command

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are feeling better soon!

I’ll join you with a San Miguel

Thanks Jack... Would you like me to pop it's cap and squeeze a dripping wedge in ....

You’re welcome midnight… I’d love you to & bring it over

I'll pop it round.. I'll have to walk tho.. Too d*unk to drive.. I'll send you a 30 second video every 200 yards so you don't worry about me

That made me laugh, you’re so crazy when you’re d*unk

lol lol.. Your secret is safe with me

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'll have a baileys seeing as it's now December

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gold Schlager and apple juice please

Ooo sweet... I should warn you - I've sieved all the gold bits out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually have a brandy hot toddy for cold Midnight and it's helps but I'd love a glass of prosecco now x

I have to say the whisky is having an impact

One prosecco coming up - want a pink one?

That would be wonderful so yes please x"

I have a gorgeous organic one chilling in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a baileys seeing as it's now December"

Definitely a December drink... Want lots of ice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have a baileys on the rocks pls OP

And make it a large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Il have a baileys on the rocks pls OP

And make it a large one

I only do large baileys

2 glugs and its gone

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over a year ago

"Il have a baileys on the rocks pls OP

And make it a large one

I only do large baileys

2 glugs and its gone"

In that case bring me the bottle

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake

Who's joining me at the bar! "

Remi martin please with one ice cube thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Il have a baileys on the rocks pls OP

And make it a large one

I only do large baileys

2 glugs and its gone

In that case bring me the bottle

One straw coming up!

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over a year ago

"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake

Who's joining me at the bar!

Remi martin please with one ice cube thank you "

On its way!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake

Who's joining me at the bar!

Remi martin please with one ice cube thank you

On its way! "

I thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm amazed nobody ordered a Negroni Sbagliato... with prosecco

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm amazed nobody ordered a Negroni Sbagliato... with prosecco

Oh oh oh!

This is my drink of choice.

I was coming on to post this.

I really need to give off strong lesbian vibes this weekend.

I hope women know from my drink.

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over a year ago

"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake

Who's joining me at the bar! "

Kraken spiced rum and ginger ale please

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Have tasted pink cherry gin recently so give me a double with tonic

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over a year ago

"I'm amazed nobody ordered a Negroni Sbagliato... with prosecco

Oh oh oh!

This is my drink of choice.

I was coming on to post this.

I really need to give off strong lesbian vibes this weekend.

I hope women know from my drink."

Trust me they'll be slithering in for a scissor

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over a year ago

"I'm ill (got a cold)... Drinking whisky (glenfiddich) and opened the popcorn... But my sore throat is screaming that was a mistake

Who's joining me at the bar!

Kraken spiced rum and ginger ale please "

Good choice... I might have one too

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over a year ago

"Have tasted pink cherry gin recently so give me a double with tonic

Oooo pink cherry gin.. I need to find that

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