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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Care to share you favourite, old or new, comedy sketch lines and characters?

Hopefully it will make people smile

You ain't seen me! Right! *Taps nose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness Gracious Me:

It wouldn't be a Friday night if you didn't go for an English.

What's the blandest thing on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only fools and horses

The Trigger “ look after your broom” sketch

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Destination Fucked!

I'm a big fan of Ozzy Man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

League of gentlemen, as soon as that hearse drove by in episode 1 with bastard spelled out in flowers as a wreath I thought this is for me, I'm watching this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"League of gentlemen, as soon as that hearse drove by in episode 1 with bastard spelled out in flowers as a wreath I thought this is for me, I'm watching this. "

Earn £££s hunting squirrels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got anything that will kill a fat woman tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First episode of I'm Alan Partidge when Alan's being told they won't be making a second season. He doesn't know how to take the rejection and stabe a whole wheel of Stilton with. Fork. Tries to mush it in the bbcs head of broadcasting shouting "smell my cheese you mother!" Then runs out wielding his weapon announcing "its cheese I've got cheese"

Still makes me laugh.

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

"You wouldn't let it lie!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watchu talkin bout Willis

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

We didn't burn him.

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

This is a local shop...for local people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness Gracious Me:

It wouldn't be a Friday night if you didn't go for an English.

What's the blandest thing on the menu?

Royal family-Indian!

Dad,they are really not.

Work in family business, live in same house,marry cousins-Indian!

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Suits you, ohh! Yes it does, ohh. Suits you sir!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

It doesn't really convey in text... DVD... LCD TV

https://youtu.be/YSMkMW4kEoU

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Rik Mayall (much missed) had some great lines in the shows he did.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

This season, I will be mostly wearing Dolchay eeeee Garbanner.

It's a big cow, a long way away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT Crowd when they find out she knows nothing about computers.

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"This season, I will be mostly wearing Dolchay eeeee Garbanner.

It's a big cow, a long way away."

Both favourites of mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Mornin' Mr B'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I say, what a smashing blouse you have on.

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

I have a cunning plan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I don't belive you wanted to do that

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Lord Flasheart:

All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite

[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his cane]

Lord Flasheart:

like you treat your woman!

[Flashheart whips the air with his cane]

Lieutenant George:

How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?

Lord Flasheart:

No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.

Captain Blackadder:

I'm beginning to see why the suffragette movement want the vote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Ronnies four candles sketch

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Feic, arse, drink, girls

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Phoenix Nights.... Slap a couple of eyes on it... Sammy The Snake....

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Feic, arse, drink, girls

Nuns..........

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Feic, arse, drink, girls

Nuns.......... "

And his brick

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

[Removed by poster at 01/12/22 16:32:45]

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Feic, arse, drink, girls

Nuns..........

And his brick

I love my brrriccckkkk....

And....

What's that gobshite doing on the TV......

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Have yeh seen mah growler?

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"I have a cunning plan..."

When sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"...[anything], my arse!"

Courtesy of Jim Royle, circa 1998.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now, number 1 …. The larch …. The larch

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Some more classics:

Hale and Pace, Yorkshire Airlines sketch.

I'm amazed from Fast Show no-one has mentioned Swiss Tony:

Golf is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman.

First, grasp your shaft on both hands firmly. Then, avoiding rough at all costs, aim for the hole in one swift swing...

Completely inapropriate now, but of it's time, we all wanted to see the picture of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies...and Helga of the Gestapo.

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Loadsamoney!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid boy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

This week I’ll mainly be eating Bourban biscuits.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT Crowd when they find out she knows nothing about computers."

The Internet box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He'll not sell many ice creams travelling at that speed"

"You see those flasks over there, i want you to fill one for me!".

"What, from here?"

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Nan by Catherine Tate,

What a f'kin liberty! *Cackles*

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"Only fools and horses

The Trigger “ look after your broom” sketch

Absolute classic

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Come in, and take that tit off your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dime bar

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By *ena Amour OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Two Ronnies four candles sketch "
was just scrolling through to see if this had been mentioned!

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

Was it the Kumar's that did the alternative later night meal for people from the Indian sub-continent

"The English" with pineapple on your gammon as a big thing. It was a reverse cutty house sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jessie's fashion tips

" This week i'rllll be mosssly wearrrring boots"

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Murray: He may be dead.

Dave: He maybe did what?

Murray: He may be dead.

Dave: I know, but what did he maybe do?

Murray: He may be dead.

Dave: Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he didn't. What did he maybe do?

Bret: No, he may be dead.

Dave: Are you guys fucking with me?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Jemaine: You don't even know anything about threesomes.

Bret: Have you ever had a threesome?

Jemaine: Nearly.

Bret: What do you mean, nearly?

Jemaine: I've had a twosome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello evrybod peeps

Is enuf o this chit chat, i'm a better get on init?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Landlord: I'm going to give you a month to pay me

Bret: Can we pick which month?

Landlord: No

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

""...[anything], my arse!"

Courtesy of Jim Royle, circa 1998.

Best one was, I think, when he first met Emma and she'd been talking about her dad.

"Roger, my arse!"

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Crinkly paper

One of many from what we do in the shadows.

Batttt!!!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Crinkly paper

One of many from what we do in the shadows.

Batttt!!!! "

One drink of human alcohol beer please.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

"We didn't burn him."

Yes this!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Two........soups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two........soups.

LA"

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My Arse Jim Royle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order..

I have a cunning plan

What have the Romans ever done for us?

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