FabSwingers.com forum: The most common occupation here

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I drive for a living. How about you .

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Retired (early)......or in some peoples view...retarded

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swimming teacher and admin manager for the swim school.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Shepherd.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Work in retail (menswear)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Sprightly person

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thunk based on the number of employed by them il say NHS workers would be top or near top

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sprightly person"

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ukebox69Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nhs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aretobareCouple
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Sydney University researcher

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional criminal great hours

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

macdonalds burger flipper

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Community Champion

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

International super stud- i just come here to get a break from being pestered for mind blowing sex

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

"
i was starting to think you may need a shrink at this rate

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

i was starting to think you may need a shrink at this rate

Nah. It's all a bit of a lark

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Mop jockey

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Decorator

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

i was starting to think you may need a shrink at this rate

Nah. It's all a bit of a lark

"
you little sprite you

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Both retired early due to health

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

I see you've forgotten about where milk comes from. Never mind

I'm an education professional. Biology specialism

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *randMrsNorthernCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

OF subscriptions

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

NHS.... Pharmacy for my sins lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to most of the men that message me they all wear uniform for their jobs.

that is what they say pmsl

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
over a year ago

Sutton

Trainer within the Security Industry and a Specialist Nurse

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NHS

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Bit of this and that

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actor

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On strike

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Engineer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Guess? X

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Security

Might have to strip search the lady’s

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Guess? X"
I know what you do xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Guess? XI know what you do xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

I'm a massage therapist and a mountain bike rider/coach

But of an off combo, not Sure there'll be any one else with those two

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the carbon fibre industry, anyone else ?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contracts manager and part time pervert !

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Labourer...gardener.. removalist.....

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

work for pharmaceutical company,,

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Author (fiction) judging by some of the absolute bullshit dropped by so many

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"work for pharmaceutical company,,"

Is it a big one??? No pun intended lol big pharma?? Lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Engineer"

What variety??

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *Sweet94Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

Roof designer here

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proctologist here

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snake charmer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Project Manager (covers a multitude of sins!)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Snake charmer"
do you charm many . Xx

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

[Removed by poster at 30/11/22 21:05:17]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a stunt cock, I dive in when the lead can't get it up, I'm in most of the best porn movie from the 80s to now.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a marine biologist

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

I see you've forgotten about where milk comes from. Never mind

I'm an education professional. Biology specialism

According to my mate, almonds

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issy_sub_rTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Thatcham

None of the above (unless I've missed one!)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Well to be perfectly honest with you, at the moment I’m taking part in a student competition to see who can raise the most money by selling magazines.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pharmacy

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r TrickMan
over a year ago

Out and about

ANAL-yst

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

liar

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r BobMan
over a year ago

Moray

I’m an ‘oligist.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Futures trader

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Producer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Me: that's a full time job!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full time fab pervert, part time engineer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Steeplejack.....

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Me: that's a full time job!"

We know.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would say people that work for the NHS in all different roles

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

You’re a dairy farmer now.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I would say people that work for the NHS in all different roles"
would agree with that Diamond

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I drive for a living. How about you .

Supermarket retail.

Moonlight as a legal, political, mental student academic activist.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for a charity, and I'm also self employed.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

You’re a dairy farmer now.

the shepherd is milking the sheep and goats too.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It appears I’ve been quite successful at blagging.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I drive for a living. How about you .

I boss drivers around for a living

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

i was starting to think you may need a shrink at this rate

Nah. It's all a bit of a lark

you little sprite you

I can attest that mental health professionals do not actually shrink anything.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I drive for a living. How about you .

I boss drivers around for a living

"
driving instructor xx ?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Housewife

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Push buttons

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Retail (books/craft/stationary)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *astcoast2000Man
over a year ago

Newcastle County Down

Emergency rescue services

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a head chef in a childrens Nursey

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm a TA for a special needs school. Absolutely love my role

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Head of a secret organisation that save the world and no one knows

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pheasant plucker

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear scrubs.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired early

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Footballer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SFX/Pyro technician

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphin shaver

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently self employed gardener and handy man

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a SLUT...!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ornyltlfkrMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Pornstar "

Love your work

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve met four ladies on here over the years who had pastoral roles in secondary schools. Pro rata, that’s a lot.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Flying around the universe battling evil.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ornyltlfkrMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Swimming teacher and admin manager for the swim school."

me too

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Sprightly person"

You're going to have to get over this, you know!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I grow trees

The mr

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"liar"
professional?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Sprightly person

Might as well milk it

i was starting to think you may need a shrink at this rate

Nah. It's all a bit of a lark

you little sprite you

I can attest that mental health professionals do not actually shrink anything.

"
you do you must

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired. Best job I ever had.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Courier at the present

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Business owner

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I manage people, and organise the works Christmas party

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *orzel123Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Plumber

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

Mech fitter in the defence industry

Mr R

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Hgv driver mainly but also qualified decorator

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Next year I will have been retired for as long as I was employed (notice, I didn't say 'worked').

Chances are I will be dead even longer.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Well judging by usernames there seems to be huge amount of firemen on fab.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I work for a bank (not customer facing)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"I work for a bank (not customer facing) "

Can I make a deposit (sorry couldn’t resist it had to be done)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Nurse specialist

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early years educator

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I work for a bank (not customer facing)

Can I make a deposit (sorry couldn’t resist it had to be done)"

If it’s cash, of course

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Well judging by usernames there seems to be huge amount of firemen on fab."

BigStrongHose69?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Barber I reckon

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Employee of Sydney Uni

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bullshitting..and procrastinating..

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m gonna say the two main ones are ‘professional’ and ‘sales/marketing’ given the number of people who work away and spend their time in hotels

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Swimming teacher and admin manager for the swim school."

Could you teach me breast stroke please?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

We’re all professionals, aren’t we?

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually something very interesting, high up and well paid which also allows them to spend all day on Fab.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

Food producer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Going by the number of claims on profiles, in messages and in forum posts there's a hell of a lot of 'profeshunal photographers' on here.....

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Education

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Circus performer - more specifically a juggler

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

‘Profeshunnall’ seems to be very common in here

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Interstellar explorer.

And in my free time, software engineer.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Early retired and enjoying it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Road worker and a stripper here

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Changed profile pic accordingly

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Plumber & content creators

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm a budgie smuggler.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Post man

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Shagger

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

I'm a cleaner and Mr Fox works in retail!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *toveburn28Man
over a year ago

cork

Tiler, bathroom renovations etc here

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphin trainer for the M.O.D all a bit hush hush

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuntman on "The Archers".

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Dolphin trainer for the M.O.D all a bit hush hush "

Not if you have ways to listen to their high pitched emissions

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Lovehoney toy tester

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lovehoney toy tester "

She ^ keeps the company afloat

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I work in planning

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Lovehoney toy tester

She ^ keeps the company afloat

At least there is no sinking on my shift....

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lovehoney toy tester

She ^ keeps the company afloat

At least there is no sinking on my shift...."

W-Anchor

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Lovehoney toy tester

She ^ keeps the company afloat

At least there is no sinking on my shift....

W-Anchor

Takes one to know one......

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geologist… commercial adviser…

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lovehoney toy tester

She ^ keeps the company afloat

At least there is no sinking on my shift....

W-Anchor

Takes one to know one......"

Totally true on both counts tbf

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *eepingItKinkyCouple
over a year ago

reading

Fudge packer

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I’m an ‘oligist."

Beatie would be ever so proud of you.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *00samyMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

A doctor....

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

“professional”

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bricklayer at Legoland

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piano Man

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People mover

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by all the men who are discreet “for their job” I’m going to say spy or politician.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jaffa cake assessor

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m involved in the haymotor industry

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

"Sydney University researcher"

Your could look at us but, we'd be the red herring in your research.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ornyhospitalworkerMan
over a year ago

nearby

Nhs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a neurolgist

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an agricultural worker

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a university. I do actually know several researchers at Sydney, they don’t do that kind of research though

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

I'm NHS ambulance crew!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banker

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Finance guy

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm NHS ambulance crew!"

Thank you for your amazing work

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *heshireBiCplCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Retail 1 of the big supermarket's

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Loosely medical (animal ) front desk and debt chaser. Love my job.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *est kept secretsCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Some call our profession water fairies. I personally answer to most things

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Curmudgeon

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Fantasist !!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *idnight999Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Ex RAF electrician

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with people with disabilities

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Professional pervert and wanker

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *utForAdventure26Couple
over a year ago

St Neots

FBI

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *onballer9Man
over a year ago

west midlands

"I drive for a living. How about you .

I boss drivers around for a living

I own a courier company so I do exactly the same thing as you

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately