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"Who here likes CATS. Anyone that replies yes I will shower in warm thoughts " How very uncat like | |||
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"Yes I grew up with 9 in our house "9?! Fucking hell I had 4 and thought that was enough! | |||
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"Yes I have 2 kittens x " Show me them. Channel them into my mind. | |||
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"Yes I have 2 kittens x Show me them. Channel them into my mind." Ok will pm them , careful though I think you might fall in love with them | |||
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"This is filling faster than my recent dog thread where around 75% said they love dogs. Are we going to get a surprise result on the CATs v DOGs contest? " To your defense the forum is slower than it ever used to be in my opinion | |||
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"Who here likes CATS. Anyone that replies yes I will shower in warm thoughts " Fostered one temporarily over Christmas as the local rescue was full. That was 6 years ago
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"Cats make me uneasy , one minute they’re sitting on your lap letting you clap them. Next minute they want to scratch your eyeballs out "It's probably the clapping that's making them uneasy D | |||
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"Cats make me uneasy , one minute they’re sitting on your lap letting you clap them. Next minute they want to scratch your eyeballs out
It's probably the clapping that's making them uneasy D "
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Sadly only have one at the moment, but he's the fifth I've had through life (sixth if I count a foster for a few months too).
Did stop for a minute before replying though as was wondering if CATS was in capitals as an acronym for something sexual I didn't know about lol.
As a side note, definitely feel like people who have cats are more likely to be aware of consent and boundaries than those who don't. I could just be biased though  | |||
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Have had about 10 over the last 25 years but only 1 now!
Huge black and white fluffy shitbag
Frank also loves the dog and comes for a walk with us (fair weather only) | |||
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"What’s not to like & admire , intelligent, independent, not needy , self sufficient & very affectionate " Exactly I would definitely be a cat if I could choose to be any animal lol | |||
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"I love them so much, one is part of my sleeve. "One of mine is on my right thigh x | |||
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"Don't like them...... they either use a litter tray or go outside, dig a hole to have a poo in. Then cover it over like nothings happened. Then they go strolling back home, jump up on someone's lap all nice and cute,purring and kneading people with their paws knowing full well 2 minutes before they were burying crap! Don't even need to mention the licking of their butt clean and then the owners face! "Hhm, well, dogs eat poo, so.... | |||
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"Don't like them...... they either use a litter tray or go outside, dig a hole to have a poo in. Then cover it over like nothings happened. Then they go strolling back home, jump up on someone's lap all nice and cute,purring and kneading people with their paws knowing full well 2 minutes before they were burying crap! Don't even need to mention the licking of their butt clean and then the owners face!
Hhm, well, dogs eat poo, so...."Some dogs maybe..... well trained ones don't | |||
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"I have 4 house cats... Thomouse - flame point ragdoll Purrditta - black and white Selkirk rex Neith - Sphynx Rocket - black Maine Coone x I am a crazy cat lady" If I move in does that stop you being a crazy cat lady? | |||
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"When you talk to cats, no matter what the subject, they understand every word, they know exactly what you mean, exactly what you want. They. Just. Don't. Give. A. Shit. Winston " This is accurate. My cat knows her name but just looks at me like, what do you want you giant ass? | |||
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"When you talk to cats, no matter what the subject, they understand every word, they know exactly what you mean, exactly what you want. They. Just. Don't. Give. A. Shit. Winston This is accurate. My cat knows her name but just looks at me like, what do you want you giant ass?" I'd do the same to be fair | |||
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"Don't like them...... they either use a litter tray or go outside, dig a hole to have a poo in. Then cover it over like nothings happened. Then they go strolling back home, jump up on someone's lap all nice and cute,purring and kneading people with their paws knowing full well 2 minutes before they were burying crap! Don't even need to mention the licking of their butt clean and then the owners face! "Aww but those kisses are the cutesists! | |||
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"When you talk to cats, no matter what the subject, they understand every word, they know exactly what you mean, exactly what you want. They. Just. Don't. Give. A. Shit. Winston This is accurate. My cat knows her name but just looks at me like, what do you want you giant ass? I'd do the same to be fair "And I love ya both. What can I say I'm a sadist? | |||
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"Don't like them...... they either use a litter tray or go outside, dig a hole to have a poo in. Then cover it over like nothings happened. Then they go strolling back home, jump up on someone's lap all nice and cute,purring and kneading people with their paws knowing full well 2 minutes before they were burying crap! Don't even need to mention the licking of their butt clean and then the owners face!
Aww but those kisses are the cutesists! "If receiving Cat Butt kisses are your thing then crack on | |||
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"Don't like them...... they either use a litter tray or go outside, dig a hole to have a poo in. Then cover it over like nothings happened. Then they go strolling back home, jump up on someone's lap all nice and cute,purring and kneading people with their paws knowing full well 2 minutes before they were burying crap! Don't even need to mention the licking of their butt clean and then the owners face!
Aww but those kisses are the cutesists!
If receiving Cat Butt kisses are your thing then crack on "You would too dreamy boo! | |||
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There are so many things that have been found to have more bateria than a cats mouth ...
Kitchen sponges
Outsides of handbags
Hotel rooms
Escalator handrails
Mobile phones
Money
Dogs mouth
Yeah ok, I get that cats aren't for everyone but there is bacteria all around us. At least cats are very conscious of their hygiene (this isn't aimed at anyone, but sadly many humans aren't ) | |||
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"Why do so many people who don't like cats always make it about the way they clean themselves being "dirty"?
There are so many things that have been found to have more bateria than a cats mouth ...
Kitchen sponges
Outsides of handbags
Hotel rooms
Escalator handrails
Mobile phones
Money
Dogs mouth
Yeah ok, I get that cats aren't for everyone but there is bacteria all around us. At least cats are very conscious of their hygiene (this isn't aimed at anyone, but sadly many humans aren't )"Christ I hope no ones licking dogs mouths here... | |||
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"Yes I do like cats, only have one rescue at the moment x" That explains half your username.
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"Christ I hope no ones licking dogs mouths here..." Loooool absolutely agree. Also no licking cats mouthes or anything else I listed  Just meant they aren't as gross as people think. | |||
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"Christ I hope no ones licking dogs mouths here... Loooool absolutely agree. Also no licking cats mouthes or anything else I listed Just meant they aren't as gross as people think."They're not gross at all. Cats are very clean and we should all groom as much as they do for a less stinky society x | |||
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"Cat: Walks itself; Cleans itself; Goes to toilet by itself; Leave my food, I will eat when I like; Doesn't bathe in puddles; Doesn't smell like a stale pair of pants; Can be a bit of an arsehole. No contest" Cat: Always ready to scratch your eyeballs out Does that horrid thing where its holding your limb in place with claws on front paws, while biting you and scratching the life out of you with its back paws. Bites you for no reason. Claws you for no reason. Their piss smells worse than anything a dog could ever produce. Knocks things off shelves for no reason. Kills birds. Walks on your kitchen counters after taking a shit in a litter box. Dream pet. Where can I get one | |||
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"Cat: Walks itself; Cleans itself; Goes to toilet by itself; Leave my food, I will eat when I like; Doesn't bathe in puddles; Doesn't smell like a stale pair of pants; Can be a bit of an arsehole. No contest Cat: Always ready to scratch your eyeballs out Does that horrid thing where its holding your limb in place with claws on front paws, while biting you and scratching the life out of you with its back paws. Bites you for no reason. Claws you for no reason. Their piss smells worse than anything a dog could ever produce. Knocks things off shelves for no reason. Kills birds. Walks on your kitchen counters after taking a shit in a litter box. Dream pet. Where can I get one "Someone's doesn't like feisty characters... | |||
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"Cat: Walks itself; Cleans itself; Goes to toilet by itself; Leave my food, I will eat when I like; Doesn't bathe in puddles; Doesn't smell like a stale pair of pants; Can be a bit of an arsehole. No contest Cat: Always ready to scratch your eyeballs out Does that horrid thing where its holding your limb in place with claws on front paws, while biting you and scratching the life out of you with its back paws. Bites you for no reason. Claws you for no reason. Their piss smells worse than anything a dog could ever produce. Knocks things off shelves for no reason. Kills birds. Walks on your kitchen counters after taking a shit in a litter box. Dream pet. Where can I get one
Someone's doesn't like feisty characters... "It's not unreasonable not to like unprovoked wounds that turn into permanent scars and kitchen counters covered in cat shit | |||
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"Yes I grew up with 9 in our house
9?! Fucking hell I had 4 and thought that was enough!
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"Yes i have a mini tiger at home "Is it like the Ford cougar ? | |||
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"My cat will never claw or bite me for no reason. They're extremely clean animals, always cleaning themselves. Leave them alone" Aw does it use a toilet and sanitize it's paws after a poo poo? | |||
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"My cat will never claw or bite me for no reason. They're extremely clean animals, always cleaning themselves. Leave them alone" Yes Cherry Blossom! | |||
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"My cat will never claw or bite me for no reason. They're extremely clean animals, always cleaning themselves. Leave them alone Aw does it use a toilet and sanitize it's paws after a poo poo? "You know....no animal does right? | |||
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" Aw does it use a toilet and sanitize it's paws after a poo poo?
You know....no animal does right?
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" Aw does it use a toilet and sanitize it's paws after a poo poo?
You know....no animal does right?
Many humans don't too "Preach Fizzee Rascal check one two! | |||
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"Cats can be trained just like dogs. Mine never jumps on the side. He knows he's not allowed. He never plays with his claws out. Literally knocks on the door to come in or go out. Plays fetch with balls of paper. And when treats are involved he will come and sit on command lol. I've met many dogs that are worse behaved than my cat." There's always exceptions to all rules. You just happened to have extra skill/time/willpower/talent to train yours  | |||
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"My cat will never claw or bite me for no reason. They're extremely clean animals, always cleaning themselves. Leave them alone Aw does it use a toilet and sanitize it's paws after a poo poo?
You know....no animal does right?
"No other pet has a habit or ability to walk on kitchen counters with their poopy paws unless a human decides to purposely put one up on it | |||
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"My cat will never claw or bite me for no reason. They're extremely clean animals, always cleaning themselves. Leave them alone Aw does it use a toilet and sanitize it's paws after a poo poo?
You know....no animal does right?
No other pet has a habit or ability to walk on kitchen counters with their poopy paws unless a human decides to purposely put one up on it "Cats don't go rubbing their paws in shit either and groom themselves to maintain their hygiene...dogs roll in shit | |||
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"Cats can be trained just like dogs. Mine never jumps on the side. He knows he's not allowed. He never plays with his claws out. Literally knocks on the door to come in or go out. Plays fetch with balls of paper. And when treats are involved he will come and sit on command lol. I've met many dogs that are worse behaved than my cat." Absolutely they can. My Daughter in law is a dog trainer and has taught her dog everything she can so now has turned her attention on the cat, the cat can sit on command and will wait for the release word, play fetch and roll over | |||
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"Cats can be trained just like dogs. Mine never jumps on the side. He knows he's not allowed. He never plays with his claws out. Literally knocks on the door to come in or go out. Plays fetch with balls of paper. And when treats are involved he will come and sit on command lol. I've met many dogs that are worse behaved than my cat. Absolutely they can. My Daughter in law is a dog trainer and has taught her dog everything she can so now has turned her attention on the cat, the cat can sit on command and will wait for the release word, play fetch and roll over "Yep, mine chases a stick just like a hound. Only it's obviously a tiny twig for her little chops. Meows as she walks with it too. My heart! | |||
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When I got to age 10/11, before going to Seniors, I was allowed to walk home alone and he would still be there to keep me company | |||
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"I have a cat which came to me as a stray. She's been around for years! And she sleeps wherever she can. She won't come inside the house so I made cat boxes for her outside, but she's never to be seen in them. Recently I was telling my neighbour this and a couple of days later I recieved a card through my letter box asking me to contact the RSPCA about my cat. "One day she’ll come in. She’s chosen you | |||
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"My cat will never claw or bite me for no reason. They're extremely clean animals, always cleaning themselves. Leave them alone Aw does it use a toilet and sanitize it's paws after a poo poo?
You know....no animal does right?
No other pet has a habit or ability to walk on kitchen counters with their poopy paws unless a human decides to purposely put one up on it
Cats don't go rubbing their paws in shit either and groom themselves to maintain their hygiene...dogs roll in shit "Don't know a single cat that cleans it's paws after digging in their poops in a litter box. Don't know a single cat that cleans it's paws after playing with dead birds and mice either
Some dogs roll in poop. Very few. Most dogs are walked on a leash because....it's the law and their owners care for them and don't let them roll in poo or get dirty.
Zero dogs jump on kitchen counters and sit on them with their bare assholes though. Poop or no poop on their paws | |||
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"I have a cat which came to me as a stray. She's been around for years! And she sleeps wherever she can. She won't come inside the house so I made cat boxes for her outside, but she's never to be seen in them. Recently I was telling my neighbour this and a couple of days later I recieved a card through my letter box asking me to contact the RSPCA about my cat.
One day she’ll come in. She’s chosen you "I've tried 
I'm wondering what the rspca is going to say when they get back to me | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,," You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022? | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,," Mic drop  | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, Mic drop "Do you rub your asshole all over kitchen counters before or after going for a poop? | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022? "Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure.. | |||
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"Do you rub your asshole all over kitchen counters before or after going for a poop? "Why are you so adamant that your opinion matters to this post? It very clearly doesnt. | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022?
Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure.."We don't engage in such activities with anyone else but each other while strictly controlling our diets to be carb free for at least 48 hours before anything anal happens. And dont know about you, but neither of us uncontrollably fart at any point of our lives. | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022?
Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure..
We don't engage in such activities with anyone else but each other while strictly controlling our diets to be carb free for at least 48 hours before anything anal happens.
And dont know about you, but neither of us uncontrollably fart at any point of our lives. "Course you do… and course you don’t…. | |||
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"Do you rub your asshole all over kitchen counters before or after going for a poop?
Why are you so adamant that your opinion matters to this post? It very clearly doesnt."But it was a question, not an opinion! | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022?
Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure..
We don't engage in such activities with anyone else but each other while strictly controlling our diets to be carb free for at least 48 hours before anything anal happens.
And dont know about you, but neither of us uncontrollably fart at any point of our lives.
Course you do… and course you don’t…."
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"Meeeeeee... i love kitties " I could tell you would by your lovely errrr....boobs? | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022?
Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure..
We don't engage in such activities with anyone else but each other while strictly controlling our diets to be carb free for at least 48 hours before anything anal happens.
And dont know about you, but neither of us uncontrollably fart at any point of our lives.
Course you do… and course you don’t….
I know, some people can't imagine someone else having any self control "We get you don’t like cats and like licking arseholes…. That’s fine by me… | |||
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"But it was a question, not an opinion!" Your opinion has been stated multiple times. Asking a question, is yet another way to attempt to push it. Out of interest, do you clean every bit of cash you touch? Wipe your handbag before putting it on the counter? What about your phone before it goes near your face? Heads up ... they have all been proven to carry faecal matter. Just accept that your points are irrelevant to the conversation and move along. | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022?
Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure..
We don't engage in such activities with anyone else but each other while strictly controlling our diets to be carb free for at least 48 hours before anything anal happens.
And dont know about you, but neither of us uncontrollably fart at any point of our lives.
Course you do… and course you don’t….
I know, some people can't imagine someone else having any self control
We get you don’t like cats and like licking arseholes…. That’s fine by me…"Hahaha live for this. I think they assume cats are constantly covered in shit with it dripping off their tongues or something? | |||
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"Can't we just have nice threads these days? Must we argue?!" I'm here for the kitty love Wish everyone could share a pic | |||
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"My cat goes wherever he wants, kitchen counters, sofa, my bed....and I'm still alive and healthy "My old boy used to crawl under the duvet and put his head next to mine on the pillow  | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022?
Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure..
We don't engage in such activities with anyone else but each other while strictly controlling our diets to be carb free for at least 48 hours before anything anal happens.
And dont know about you, but neither of us uncontrollably fart at any point of our lives.
Course you do… and course you don’t….
I know, some people can't imagine someone else having any self control
We get you don’t like cats and like licking arseholes…. That’s fine by me…
Hahaha live for this. I think they assume cats are constantly covered in shit with it dripping off their tongues or something?"Not they. Me. Missus. Dirk happens to love cats for whatever fucked up reason. No, I don't love licking arseholes. Some things are only shared between people you deeply trust and know their diet and shower routine. Yes, cats have poop and dead animal bits (if you let them outside) on their paws and it's very unhygienic to let them on your kitchen counters. Sure, people survive and thrive with it. I choose not to have that ick in my house. Oh and added cat hair everywhere. Nopetty nope nope.. Nite nite kitty lovers See ya on the other side
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"My old boy used to crawl under the duvet and put his head next to mine on the pillow "That's so cute!
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, You do know that people have soap and running water in 2022?
Yep and it takes a second to fart and make it all unclean again…. And I take it you supervise the bathing before you partake..?? Just to make sure..
We don't engage in such activities with anyone else but each other while strictly controlling our diets to be carb free for at least 48 hours before anything anal happens.
And dont know about you, but neither of us uncontrollably fart at any point of our lives.
Course you do… and course you don’t….
I know, some people can't imagine someone else having any self control
We get you don’t like cats and like licking arseholes…. That’s fine by me…
Hahaha live for this. I think they assume cats are constantly covered in shit with it dripping off their tongues or something?
Not they. Me. Missus. Dirk happens to love cats for whatever fucked up reason.
No, I don't love licking arseholes. Some things are only shared between people you deeply trust and know their diet and shower routine.
Yes, cats have poop and dead animal bits (if you let them outside) on their paws and it's very unhygienic to let them on your kitchen counters.
Sure, people survive and thrive with it.
I choose not to have that ick in my house. Oh and added cat hair everywhere. Nopetty nope nope..
Nite nite kitty lovers
See ya on the other side
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"I'm a recent convert to cats. Always had dogs. But my last boy got old. I don't have time to train a pup. So I rescued a kitten, purely because I don't know how to be without a furry friend. She's an absolute angel. I didn't know cats would greet their owners at the door. She's kind of awesome" Mine greets me at the door too. He's more vocal the longer I've been away and always happy to see me. I love him | |||
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"Loving the cat hygiene issues raised by those who have in their interest list “ rimming” Oh the irony….,, and probably have kids, vile germ filled little snot boxes- sneezing and wiping their dirty paws everywhere "Actually no. Never wanted kids. Will never have any - Dirk had a vasectomy years ago and due to a faulty gene I'll be put into an early menopause which will make me infertile for good starting tomorrow 
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"She's an absolute angel. I didn't know cats would greet their owners at the door. She's kind of awesome Mine greets me at the door too. He's more vocal the longer I've been away and always happy to see me. I love him "All of mine have done this too It's such a lovely welcome. Eddie (my current cat) knows the sound of my breaks coming on and will either come running from exploring or be at the door looking through the glass.
My Dad borrows my car from time to time and Eddie will still jump up to run and greet me, then realise he left me behind haha. | |||
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"Why do so many people who don't like cats always make it about the way they clean themselves being "dirty"?
There are so many things that have been found to have more bateria than a cats mouth ...
Kitchen sponges
Outsides of handbags
Hotel rooms
Escalator handrails
Mobile phones
Money
Dogs mouth
Yeah ok, I get that cats aren't for everyone but there is bacteria all around us. At least cats are very conscious of their hygiene (this isn't aimed at anyone, but sadly many humans aren't )"I’ve not died yet - I think it’s best not to analyse it | |||
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"Actually no. Never wanted kids. Will never have any - Dirk had a vasectomy years ago and due to a faulty gene I'll be put into an early menopause which will make me infertile for good starting tomorrow
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Missus
Hope you’re ok x"Dream come true. Been waiting for this moment since I got my first period. It's sad that grown up women who categorically do not want to have children aren't allowed to choose permanent sterilisation unless there's something wrong with them. Missus | |||
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Missus
Hope you’re ok x
Dream come true. Been waiting for this moment since I got my first period.
It's sad that grown up women who categorically do not want to have children aren't allowed to choose permanent sterilisation unless there's something wrong with them.
Missus "I know loads of women that don't want kids who have said the same! Weird that it isn't possible yet thinking about it! | |||
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"Why do so many people who don't like cats always make it about the way they clean themselves being "dirty"?
There are so many things that have been found to have more bateria than a cats mouth ...
Kitchen sponges
Outsides of handbags
Hotel rooms
Escalator handrails
Mobile phones
Money
Dogs mouth
Yeah ok, I get that cats aren't for everyone but there is bacteria all around us. At least cats are very conscious of their hygiene (this isn't aimed at anyone, but sadly many humans aren't )
I’ve not died yet - I think it’s best not to analyse it "You are abit weird though...actually some am I...maybe cats ARE the problem?! | |||
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"Why do so many people who don't like cats always make it about the way they clean themselves being "dirty"?
There are so many things that have been found to have more bateria than a cats mouth ...
Kitchen sponges
Outsides of handbags
Hotel rooms
Escalator handrails
Mobile phones
Money
Dogs mouth
Yeah ok, I get that cats aren't for everyone but there is bacteria all around us. At least cats are very conscious of their hygiene (this isn't aimed at anyone, but sadly many humans aren't )
I’ve not died yet - I think it’s best not to analyse it
You are abit weird though...actually some am I...maybe cats ARE the problem?!"WEIRD 
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"Why do so many people who don't like cats always make it about the way they clean themselves being "dirty"?
There are so many things that have been found to have more bateria than a cats mouth ...
Kitchen sponges
Outsides of handbags
Hotel rooms
Escalator handrails
Mobile phones
Money
Dogs mouth
Yeah ok, I get that cats aren't for everyone but there is bacteria all around us. At least cats are very conscious of their hygiene (this isn't aimed at anyone, but sadly many humans aren't )
I’ve not died yet - I think it’s best not to analyse it
You are abit weird though...actually some am I...maybe cats ARE the problem?!
WEIRD
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"Why do so many people who don't like cats always make it about the way they clean themselves being "dirty"?
There are so many things that have been found to have more bateria than a cats mouth ...
Kitchen sponges
Outsides of handbags
Hotel rooms
Escalator handrails
Mobile phones
Money
Dogs mouth
Yeah ok, I get that cats aren't for everyone but there is bacteria all around us. At least cats are very conscious of their hygiene (this isn't aimed at anyone, but sadly many humans aren't )
I’ve not died yet - I think it’s best not to analyse it
You are abit weird though...actually some am I...maybe cats ARE the problem?!
WEIRD
Cats have it all sussed !!
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"Never liked cats until my husband brought home 2 Maine coons. I always had dogs. Coons are dogs in a cat package. They are a strange breed of cat. They are the best in my opinion. Fuckin gorgeous too!" They are dogs trapped in a cats body. Lol | |||
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"Never liked cats until my husband brought home 2 Maine coons. I always had dogs. Coons are dogs in a cat package. They are a strange breed of cat. They are the best in my opinion. Fuckin gorgeous too! They are dogs trapped in a cats body. Lol" Wish I was trapped in your body IM SO SORRY this happens to me sometimes! You look great | |||
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