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By *idsAndy OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcestershire

What's number 1 on your Christmas list?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system."

Yes this please ^. Or an air fryer.

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By *idsAndy OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcestershire

You guys don't ask for much

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

All I want for Christmas is my Miss

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.

Yes this please ^. Or an air fryer."

Although one more awkward to unwrap in front of your relatives… after all, nobody wants others to think they can’t cook

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By *idsAndy OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"A FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.

Yes this please ^. Or an air fryer.

Although one more awkward to unwrap in front of your relatives… after all, nobody wants others to think they can’t cook "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

To make some new friends when I move fully to Chichester. Kinda scary moving to a new area and having no one you know other than family

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Lego Table Football

World Peace

Pair of boobies to wake up next to

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Lego Table Football

World Peace

Pair of boobies to wake up next to"

...no biscuits?

You've changed, man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be wiping lady’s sex wee off my face

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Lego Table Football

World Peace

Pair of boobies to wake up next to

...no biscuits?

You've changed, man. "

Haha. I didn't want to appear too needy

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Peace of mind, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from my past to be my present but il not get it so il settle for nothing fuck christmas it will only make me broke anyway

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I only want a journal and a pair of slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t want anything !

Nothing at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a hair curling machine.. Kicking myself for not buying it for £50 in Black Friday special.. Its gone back up to £120

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vw TRoc, got to be the RLine model please

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By *idsAndy OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Vw TRoc, got to be the RLine model please "

Well I hope you've been a very good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's number 1 on your Christmas list? "

Spent last year alone. And my mums flying to England soon and will be first Christmas with her in yearsand her first time here ajnce before covid. So just that she gets here safely!

Oh and an oil drum sized container of lube and a large dildo helmet and a jet pack so I can literally fuck people out of my way driving home for Christmas.

Realised wanting to see my mum wasn't very fab swingers. Think I covered it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vw TRoc, got to be the RLine model please

Well I hope you've been a very good girl "

Always! Epitome of goodness me

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By *idsAndy OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcestershire

I actually quite enjoy Christmas alone

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By *idsAndy OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcestershire


"Vw TRoc, got to be the RLine model please

Well I hope you've been a very good girl

Always! Epitome of goodness me "

Santa will surely be visiting you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vw TRoc, got to be the RLine model please

Well I hope you've been a very good girl

Always! Epitome of goodness me

Santa will surely be visiting you then. "

That fat twat best had as well

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I would like a hair curling machine.. Kicking myself for not buying it for £50 in Black Friday special.. Its gone back up to £120 "

I borrowed one to try & it was useless on my hair

I was gutted

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a hair curling machine.. Kicking myself for not buying it for £50 in Black Friday special.. Its gone back up to £120

I borrowed one to try & it was useless on my hair

I was gutted

J x"

Oh really! I'm currently sat with my hair wrapped around a scarf, doing the tiktok method .. The irony is that my hair is actually curly but its such a faff to keep it looking good, so i straighten it

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