FabSwingers.com forum: Write a profile like an estate agent

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An idle thought… what would a profile written in the style of an estate agent be like? Some wording could directly translate… an attractive frontage, for example. Some things could be adapted… generously proportioned rear, accommodating upper access, well-loved but serviceable passage at rear…

What do you think?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Things like

Bow fronted property

You mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Things like

Bow fronted property

You mean?"

Could be, yes… I’m just a fan of wordplay and euphemisms

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“Human body for sale,

Lots of potential but we’ll overcharge you for the privilege & good luck even getting the opportunity to buy it as we’ll sell it to our developer mates whilst looking down on you. Scum”

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Well maintained property constructed in the late 1960s with parking for 3 vehicles

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

a 1970's build, slightly bigger than the newer mass produced one of today.

Upgraded windows to modern standards and heating system working perfectly. Roomy upstairs for a 2 bed , but big enough downstair for anyone .....

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Fabswingers are proud to present this stunning, unattached, and well groomed male. His stylish dress sense and refined manners make him the perfect gent to host and entertain. He is a well sought after specimen and we do not anticipate he will be around long. Ideal for size queens and cuck couples due to the VWE package between his legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well maintained property constructed in the late 1960s with parking for 3 vehicles "

Sounds great, can I arrange a viewing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a 1970's build, slightly bigger than the newer mass produced one of today.

Upgraded windows to modern standards and heating system working perfectly. Roomy upstairs for a 2 bed , but big enough downstair for anyone .....

ROFL

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

"Fabswingers are proud to present this stunning, unattached, and well groomed male. His stylish dress sense and refined manners make him the perfect gent to host and entertain. He is a well sought after specimen and we do not anticipate he will be around long. Ideal for size queens and cuck couples due to the VWE package between his legs. "

Just to clarify this isn’t about me. I don’t want to be leading people on. I am averagely endowed however pleasurable and fun for everyday use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Built in early 1965

Few slates missing from the roof

Needs new windows

Front garden needs Mowing

Good Reno project

Will last for years given tlc

All walls blown

Price whatever

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Recently returned to the market, this stunning vintage property needs to be seen to be fully appreciated.

Having been increasingly insulated over the years this property would make comfy accommodation for anybody who values both comfort and style.

In addition to being buffeted against bone rattle by implementing the highly popular cushioning at both front and rear any purchaser will be amazed at the volume of parking available all with easy access and low running costs.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Compact & bijou.

Attractive views from the rear & front. Decent kerb appeal. Leasehold. Well maintained and a tidy garden

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Built 1974, looks tidy from the outside but the foundations are a wreck. Probably best to bulldoze the site and start a new build.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fully furnished with ballroom.

Tasteful decor including willy wiping curtains.

Well maintained garden with separate rear entrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid 80s property. Solid built but in need of TLC. Somewhat underutilized but room for improvement. Central heated, and modern plumbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Period dwelling with a well kept garden and tasteful decore. A little bit of modernisation required but an absolute bargain for someone who likes to get their hands dirty and prepared to bend over backwards to get what they require.

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