FabSwingers.com forum: °•NERO•° is common as muck!

By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!

He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS

(probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).

Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I know, so disappointing. The facade is slipping.

Next time he mentions Beef Wellington, we'll know he just means a Gregg's Steak Bake

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"I know, so disappointing. The facade is slipping.

Next time he mentions Beef Wellington, we'll know he just means a Gregg's Steak Bake

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me

Hands down the front of the pants too

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Change his name to Costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sacré Nero !

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

He’s got to spend three hours every evening in the vape shop whilst drinking cans of Monster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire the butler, the driver, the cleaner, maids, servants and anyone else employed to serve him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't buy your Winter Coat from Del Boy.......

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

He must be out walking his staffies down the park

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed.

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. "

I’d expect him to have the best too

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

You insolent little puppies!!!

Bloody Keyboard!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nah, he smokes Virginia Gold

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"You insolent little puppies!!!

Bloody Keyboard!!

You can blame the typo on your massive sovereign ring

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me

Hands down the front of the pants too

Grey joggers obvs.......

*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You insolent little puppies!!!

Bloody Keyboard!!

You can blame the typo on your massive sovereign ring

I thought it was the gold medallion weighing him down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New user name: Neroinnit

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You insolent little puppies!!!

Bloody Keyboard!!

You do all your own typing?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You insolent little puppies!!!

Bloody Keyboard!!

You do all your own typing?

He's still training his ferret to do it for him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Change his name to Costa"

I think he gets his coffee from Maccies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle off buckfast

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Its not the spelling faux pas i'd be concerned about...its the fact he eats foie gras at all i'd be concerned about as i've said to dearest Nero before

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Its not the spelling faux pas i'd be concerned about...its the fact he eats foie gras at all i'd be concerned about as i've said to dearest Nero before

This too

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Fake it till you make it!

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"Its not the spelling faux pas i'd be concerned about...its the fact he eats foie gras at all i'd be concerned about as i've said to dearest Nero before

This too

God yes!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang."

Was that the inevitable start of our break up?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang.

Was that the inevitable start of our break up?

Yes sadly. Normally I love a bit of rough but I was so disappointed you weren't the dashingly dapper debonair of my dreams.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Her hopes and dreams were dashed. ^

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"Her hopes and dreams were dashed. ^"

Treat ‘em mean!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Her hopes and dreams were dashed. ^"

I bet your house is pebbledashed

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I heard you were buying a flat cap and a whippet next

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

If I recall you exclaimed previously my taste in coffee wasn't "pedestrian"! It's written in black and white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just buys meat paste but it is from Fortnums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did he do?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Change his name to Costa"

That very abhorrent act would coincide with me obliterating my Fab account!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Change his name to Costa

That very abhorrent act would coincide with me obliterating my Fab account!

Ok starbucks

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang."

I was surprised, too. You can take the boy out of Stepney...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matching Adidas tracksuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Matching Adidas shellsuit

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Matching Adidas tracksuit

Sergio Tacchini™ please!!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Surely eating chips from Chippy out of the paper and lashing it on the floor is real cheap

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Surely eating chips from Chippy out of the paper and lashing it on the floor is real cheap

Yes but those chips are made from Jersey Royal potatoes, flown in especially from St. Helier!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.

Yolk everywhere!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.

Yolk everywhere!"

It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.

Yolk everywhere!

It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo."

It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.

Yolk everywhere!

It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo.

It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning

"for dry for dry cleaning"?

What was the extra "for dry", for?

Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.

Yolk everywhere!

It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo.

It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning

"for dry for dry cleaning"?

What was the extra "for dry", for?

Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²?

I got thumb tied and my keyboard had verbal diarrhoea. I'll try not to get it on your hired tux

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon.

Yolk everywhere!

It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo.

It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning

"for dry for dry cleaning"?

What was the extra "for dry", for?

Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²?

I got thumb tied and my keyboard had verbal diarrhoea. I'll try not to get it on your hired tux

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t be random R,s in words, we don’t speak the queen’s English round here and be polite I find the common people much more polite and friendly.

The mr

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!

He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS

(probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).

Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? "
is he dead posh though?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me

Hands down the front of the pants too

Grey joggers obvs.......

*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers

Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi.

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me

Hands down the front of the pants too

Grey joggers obvs.......

*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers

Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. "

They work for me too

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me

Hands down the front of the pants too

Grey joggers obvs.......

*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers

Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi.

They work for me too

Maybe we should start a thread?

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By *RANDMRSJAE OP Couple
over a year ago

chester

"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me

Hands down the front of the pants too

Grey joggers obvs.......

*says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers

Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi.

They work for me too

Maybe we should start a thread?

Haha see if there’s one you can resurrect

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!

He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS

(probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).

Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though?

More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!

He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS

(probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).

Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though?

More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'!

It happens

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!

He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS

(probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).

Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though?

More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'!

Hang things that only cost pence?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours!

He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS

(probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella).

Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though?

More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'!

Hang things that only cost pence?"

I only answer to shillings, farthings and florins.

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