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"I know, so disappointing. The facade is slipping. Next time he mentions Beef Wellington, we'll know he just means a Gregg's Steak Bake " | |||
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me " Hands down the front of the pants too | |||
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"Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. " I’d expect him to have the best too | |||
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"Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. " Nah, he smokes Virginia Gold | |||
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"You insolent little puppies!!! Bloody Keyboard!! " You can blame the typo on your massive sovereign ring | |||
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me Hands down the front of the pants too " Grey joggers obvs....... A *says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers | |||
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"You insolent little puppies!!! Bloody Keyboard!! You can blame the typo on your massive sovereign ring " I thought it was the gold medallion weighing him down | |||
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"You insolent little puppies!!! Bloody Keyboard!! " You do all your own typing? | |||
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"You insolent little puppies!!! Bloody Keyboard!! You do all your own typing? " He's still training his ferret to do it for him | |||
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"Change his name to Costa" I think he gets his coffee from Maccies | |||
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"Its not the spelling faux pas i'd be concerned about...its the fact he eats foie gras at all i'd be concerned about as i've said to dearest Nero before " This too | |||
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"Its not the spelling faux pas i'd be concerned about...its the fact he eats foie gras at all i'd be concerned about as i've said to dearest Nero before This too " God yes!!! | |||
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"Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang." ° Was that the inevitable start of our break up? | |||
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"Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang. ° Was that the inevitable start of our break up? " Yes sadly. Normally I love a bit of rough but I was so disappointed you weren't the dashingly dapper debonair of my dreams. | |||
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"Her hopes and dreams were dashed. ^" Treat ‘em mean!! | |||
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"Her hopes and dreams were dashed. ^" I bet your house is pebbledashed | |||
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"Common, but trying. Four grass - I suspect it's meant to be like hipster coffee. But for another substance we can't discuss here. Hand picked organic grasses from family owned farms, featuring distinct aromas - to partake in with his bois behind the bike shed. " ° If I recall you exclaimed previously my taste in coffee wasn't "pedestrian"! It's written in black and white. | |||
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"Change his name to Costa" ° That very abhorrent act would coincide with me obliterating my Fab account! | |||
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"Change his name to Costa ° That very abhorrent act would coincide with me obliterating my Fab account! " Ok starbucks | |||
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"Yeah obviously, that accent of his gives it away. Knew it as soon as I heard that cockney twang." I was surprised, too. You can take the boy out of Stepney... | |||
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"Matching Adidas tracksuit " ° Sergio Tacchini™ please!! | |||
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"Surely eating chips from Chippy out of the paper and lashing it on the floor is real cheap " ° Yes but those chips are made from Jersey Royal potatoes, flown in especially from St. Helier! | |||
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon. Yolk everywhere!" ° It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo. | |||
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon. Yolk everywhere! ° It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo." It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning | |||
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon. Yolk everywhere! ° It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo. It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning " ° "for dry for dry cleaning"? What was the extra "for dry", for? Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²? | |||
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon. Yolk everywhere! ° It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo. It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning ° "for dry for dry cleaning"? What was the extra "for dry", for? Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²? " I got thumb tied and my keyboard had verbal diarrhoea. I'll try not to get it on your hired tux | |||
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"I've seen him tuck into an egg and bacon butty in a greasy spoon. Yolk everywhere! ° It's true: it went all over my Tuxedo. It's due back on the overnight hire, that Tux. Don't forget you'll be charged extra for dry for dry cleaning ° "for dry for dry cleaning"? What was the extra "for dry", for? Can you af-for-d to be so generous, KC²? I got thumb tied and my keyboard had verbal diarrhoea. I'll try not to get it on your hired tux " ° | |||
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours! He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella). Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? " is he dead posh though? | |||
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me Hands down the front of the pants too Grey joggers obvs....... A *says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers " Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. | |||
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me Hands down the front of the pants too Grey joggers obvs....... A *says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. " They work for me too | |||
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me Hands down the front of the pants too Grey joggers obvs....... A *says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. They work for me too " Maybe we should start a thread? | |||
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"I look forward to his new pictures in his Primarni finest with Nike trainers. He'll get a tick from me Hands down the front of the pants too Grey joggers obvs....... A *says the guy sat watching the football in grey joggers Mmmm. Grey joggers, they have a certain je ne sais quoi. They work for me too Maybe we should start a thread? " Haha see if there’s one you can resurrect | |||
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours! He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella). Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though? " ° More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'! | |||
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours! He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella). Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though? ° More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'! " It happens | |||
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours! He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella). Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though? ° More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'! " Hang things that only cost pence? | |||
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"After his recent faux pas, it appears that our resident snooty fox has shown his true colours! He loves a plate of FOUR GRAS (probably with a side of baked beans and can of Stella). Now he’s on his journey to become common, what tips can you give him to stop being dead posh? is he dead posh though? ° More pøsh than dead, thankfully. However, a little part of me did indeed wither away after yesterday's 'autocorrection-insurrection'! Hang things that only cost pence?" ° I only answer to shillings, farthings and florins. | |||
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