FabSwingers.com forum: A very cute joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well it is the time of year !!!

Baby mouse on seeing a bat for the first time .......... Mum I've just seen an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know why Santa is so jolly?

He knows where all the bad girls live.

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Why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do you know why Santa is so jolly?

He knows where all the bad girls live.

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Why does doctor pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died."

I havent got my bains in my head today, took me ages to get the second one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it is the time of year !!!

Baby mouse on seeing a bat for the first time .......... Mum I've just seen an angel

Awww, a cute joke that I can tell at work, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

A. It’s Christmas, Eve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. What do you call an Eskimo cow?

A. An Eskimoo.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

lolololololololol

this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two silk worms had a race which ended in a tie !!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My sons favourite;

Him: knock! Knock!

Me: who's there?

Him: interupting cow.

Me: interupt...

Him: moooooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the elephant say when the crocodile bite his trunk ?

“I Vuppose Vou Vinks Vats Vunny !”

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

What's yellow and spongy?

A yellow sponge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear walks into a bar and says can I get a vodka...................................… and cranberry.

The bartender asks him why the big pause? and the bear says I was born with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear walks into a bar and says can I get a vodka...................................… and cranberry.

The bartender asks him why the big pause? and the bear says I was born with them.

Omg I had to read that 5 times before I got it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Q. What's green and smells of red paint?

A. Green paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the guy who’s pet racing snail wasn’t very fast so he removed it’s shell,,,

But now it's really sluggish… !!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Q. What time does a Chinese man go to the dentist

A. 2.30.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q. What time does a Chinese man go to the dentist

A. 2.30. "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock Knock

Who there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep

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