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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the -Monday Nocturnal Thread©™- hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say hello. Tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome - so join the midnight fellowship with alacrity, don't be shy, come and say Hi.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Hey folks

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi"

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Good evening LíttlèBírd!

You are this evening's Nocturnal F¹rst Poster!

You're very quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Briefly checking in before checking out

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey folks "

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Good evening to our resident Dungeon Master / Gatekeeper. Are you well, fine sir?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

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Good evening LíttlèBírd!

You are this evening's Nocturnal F¹rst Poster!

You're very quick. "

I like to come quick Nero…

And thanks. I do love coming first also

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Briefly checking in before checking out"

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooood evening Nero and other late night humans.

I'm a sleepy one tonight. I was awake most of last night. Maybe if you tell me to go to bed I will listen.

How are you? I hope you're happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. "

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi

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Good evening LíttlèBírd!

You are this evening's Nocturnal F¹rst Poster!

You're very quick.

I like to come quick Nero…

And thanks. I do love coming first also "

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I shall remember this snippet of information if I'm ever up close to your border.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Briefly checking in before checking out"

Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Goooooood evening Nero and other late night humans.

I'm a sleepy one tonight. I was awake most of last night. Maybe if you tell me to go to bed I will listen.

How are you? I hope you're happy. "

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Evening felicitations lemonbuttercream! I forbid you to go to bed. At the very least Cwtch up with me on my lap with a cup of HøtChøcøllate! X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep "

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Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time "

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You've been nothing but a flirt in a skirt on every thread this evening, you filthy minx. No wonder you've lost the passage of time! MístyPèaks, Nero speaks!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time "

You’ve done a lot I would say girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goooooood evening Nero and other late night humans.

I'm a sleepy one tonight. I was awake most of last night. Maybe if you tell me to go to bed I will listen.

How are you? I hope you're happy.

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Evening felicitations lemonbuttercream! I forbid you to go to bed. At the very least Cwtch up with me on my lap with a cup of HøtChøcøllate! X "

Oh felicitations I like it.

I would actually love one of your fancy HøtChøcøllatez right now. I would love the velvet cream to warm up my windpipe.

I am taking you up on that offer right now. I will share my box of Lindt chøcøllatez with you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep

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Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?"

Need to be up by 4.30

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Briefly checking in before checking out

Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx"

All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Goooooood evening Nero and other late night humans.

I'm a sleepy one tonight. I was awake most of last night. Maybe if you tell me to go to bed I will listen.

How are you? I hope you're happy.

°

Evening felicitations lemonbuttercream! I forbid you to go to bed. At the very least Cwtch up with me on my lap with a cup of HøtChøcøllate! X

Oh felicitations I like it.

I would actually love one of your fancy HøtChøcøllatez right now. I would love the velvet cream to warm up my windpipe.

I am taking you up on that offer right now. I will share my box of Lindt chøcøllatez with you too."

Henceforth, I shall call you Felicity. We shall create electricity felicity, intricately.

And you're only 1°° miles away. A mere trifle!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep

°

Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?

Need to be up by 4.30 "

°

For the paper round?.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time

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You've been nothing but a flirt in a skirt on every thread this evening, you filthy minx. No wonder you've lost the passage of time! MístyPèaks, Nero speaks!"

it’s true

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"good evening "

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G°°D Evening, ÅrtyIån_!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Briefly checking in before checking out

Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx

All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too? "

Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time

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You've been nothing but a flirt in a skirt on every thread this evening, you filthy minx. No wonder you've lost the passage of time! MístyPèaks, Nero speaks!

it’s true "

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I'm in Braintree next week!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Briefly checking in before checking out

Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx

All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too?

Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx"

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Oh, you're in Braintree next week too? Curiouser curiouser....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Briefly checking in before checking out

Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx

All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too?

Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx

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Oh, you're in Braintree next week too? Curiouser curiouser...."

No… not me Nero. It does sound like you will be though

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time

You’ve done a lot I would say girlfriend "

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m in Braintree most of next week

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. "

Dear Mr. Lõthbrõk. Sorry to hear about your evening vocation but equally delighted to hear about your fantastic news. Bravo!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m in Braintree most of next week "

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Oh....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

"

Didn’t you have an interview recently?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Briefly checking in before checking out

Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx

All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too?

Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx

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Oh, you're in Braintree next week too? Curiouser curiouser....

No… not me Nero. It does sound like you will be though "

I will be •in• somewhere.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

"

That’s great news lovely. Hope the work isn’t too taxing tonight

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By *r LovecraftMan
over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

Hullo fellow night-owls. Today, I have mostly been playing taxi for the younglings and crunching numbers. Now, it us time for wine and voyeurism (or profile viewing if that's a more acceptable explanation).

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

Didn’t you have an interview recently?"

I did, I got an offer today!

Thank you Nero and Littlebird.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo fellow night-owls. Today, I have mostly been playing taxi for the younglings and crunching numbers. Now, it us time for wine and voyeurism (or profile viewing if that's a more acceptable explanation)."

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Gooooood Evening —Mr LoveÇraft—

What vintage are you imbibing this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Briefly checking in before checking out

Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx

All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too?

Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx"

One day at a time

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

Didn’t you have an interview recently?

I did, I got an offer today!

Thank you Nero and Littlebird. "

Congratulations. I hoped I was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep

°

Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?

Need to be up by 4.30

°

For the paper round?. "

Not so far fetched, for the handover round

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

Didn’t you have an interview recently?

I did, I got an offer today!

Thank you Nero and Littlebird. "

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Fantastic news!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

"

Hehehe

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

Didn’t you have an interview recently?

I did, I got an offer today!

Thank you Nero and Littlebird.

Congratulations. I hoped I was right "

Brilliant news! I’m so happy for you. Will have to have a drink when you’re finished work to celebrate

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

"

Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep

°

Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?

Need to be up by 4.30

°

For the paper round?.

Not so far fetched, for the hangover round "

°

Hangover round? You must really enjoy your wine, you dipsomaniac!

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, evening all.

I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive.

Didn’t you have an interview recently?

I did, I got an offer today!

Thank you Nero and Littlebird.

Congratulations. I hoped I was right

Brilliant news! I’m so happy for you. Will have to have a drink when you’re finished work to celebrate "

Thank you. The whiskey stones are on ice waiting haha.

It’s a positive move that will hopefully lead into long term project management.

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By *r LovecraftMan
over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran


"Hullo fellow night-owls. Today, I have mostly been playing taxi for the younglings and crunching numbers. Now, it us time for wine and voyeurism (or profile viewing if that's a more acceptable explanation).

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Gooooood Evening —Mr LoveÇraft—

What vintage are you imbibing this evening?"

Nothing exceptional, a 2020 Côtes de Bordeaux (Reboul Salze). Exceptional is for exceptional circumstances. Tonight is nonesuch.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

"

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Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hullo fellow night-owls. Today, I have mostly been playing taxi for the younglings and crunching numbers. Now, it us time for wine and voyeurism (or profile viewing if that's a more acceptable explanation).

°

Gooooood Evening —Mr LoveÇraft—

What vintage are you imbibing this evening?

Nothing exceptional, a 2020 Côtes de Bordeaux (Reboul Salze). Exceptional is for exceptional circumstances. Tonight is nonesuch."

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The beauty of nonesuch Vin is to enjoy and not to debate about it. Savour the moment.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena? "

Oh, you saw that one as well did you!

Nothing wrong with a bit of idolatry, but I may have accidentally said the quiet part out loud

As it turns out, i got stuck up the lane as it is very slippery when wet!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena?

Oh, you saw that one as well did you!

Nothing wrong with a bit of idolatry, but I may have accidentally said the quiet part out loud

As it turns out, i got stuck up the lane as it is very slippery when wet!"

My dear Lena… Littlebird sees everything

And I’m sure that particular “lane” is entirely slippery when wet

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena?

Oh, you saw that one as well did you!

Nothing wrong with a bit of idolatry, but I may have accidentally said the quiet part out loud

As it turns out, i got stuck up the lane as it is very slippery when wet!"

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Has the Postmaster General awarded you another strike day?

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

How's everyone today

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

°

Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°*"

Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How's everyone today "

We are all very well, thank you, _funfriendly_ / Are you well?

Welcome to the Noc'.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today. "

Booby hug!!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

°

Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°*

Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken."

I'm counting the shells to the door of your heart.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today. "

Good evening KC² - and thank you for your journal excursion, as always. You need a girlie hug. There's girls-aplenty in this Nocturnal melting pot.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

sponsored by jalapeno chips

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By *avin77Man
over a year ago

camberley

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep

°

Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?

Need to be up by 4.30

°

For the paper round?.

Not so far fetched, for the hangover round

°

Hangover round? You must really enjoy your wine, you dipsomaniac! "

Oh autocorrect Handover

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

°

Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°*

Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken.

I'm counting the shells to the door of your heart. "

Aha, I have you now! There is no heart within, a bit like Anakin, my transformation is complete and a black hole occupies my Dark Side.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Today has been a good one, productive workday, then done a bit of writing and read a short story to someone.

This weeks going to be better than last week and I wont rise to certain peoples baiting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"sponsored by jalapeno chips"

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

* autocorrect. A dark hole occupies my back side

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"sponsored by jalapeno chips"

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Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all"

They're out, GavIN. Good evening!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today.

Booby hug!!!! "

My boobs are free, in their wild form!

Sports bra discarded

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Briefly checking in before checking out

You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly.

Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep

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Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?

Need to be up by 4.30

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For the paper round?.

Not so far fetched, for the hangover round

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Hangover round? You must really enjoy your wine, you dipsomaniac!

Oh autocorrect Handover "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail.

I have been to Brighton

I have been to Braintree

I can tell you it is a long way,

To Buttercream lane, f**k me!

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Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°*

Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken.

I'm counting the shells to the door of your heart.

Aha, I have you now! There is no heart within, a bit like Anakin, my transformation is complete and a black hole occupies my Dark Side."

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I'm colour agnostic. A hole is a høle.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today.

Booby hug!!!!

My boobs are free, in their wild form!

Sports bra discarded "

Ooooft²! I've seen her çlEAvage. In a London park, once, many eons ago. Over ice cream. MístyPèaks would appreciate them.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Today has been a good one, productive workday, then done a bit of writing and read a short story to someone.

This weeks going to be better than last week and I wont rise to certain peoples baiting. "

I await with baited (sic) breath to find out who is souring your Fab journey.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today.

Booby hug!!!!

My boobs are free, in their wild form!

Sports bra discarded

Ooooft²! I've seen her çlEAvage. In a London park, once, many eons ago. Over ice cream. MístyPèaks would appreciate them."

I do appreciate boobs

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking "

°

#BanWorthy

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

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Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy! "

Good evening Swing,

You will have to ask the others about my wand. But sorry I cant let go of it

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight.

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By *ewCoupl01Couple
over a year ago

South Dublin

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening all.

Hope your Monday wasn't too bad.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight. "

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Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

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Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy! "

Which orifice did you pull this story from?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening NewÇoupl°¹ - How is life in the Emerald Isle? Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking "

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening everyone "

Hello and welcome, i am the crazy one. But I am friendly, honest.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. "

Are there any knickers? Be honest

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

°

Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy!

Which orifice did you pull this story from?"

The technicolor one

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

°

Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy!

Which orifice did you pull this story from?

The technicolor one "

Maybe OP should seek medical attention if he has a technicolour orifice

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. "

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all.

Hope your Monday wasn't too bad."

°

My dear Ïntërblüë. We're so inta-you. And Monday wasn't so Blu' after all.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

°

Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy!

Which orifice did you pull this story from?"

I drafted it on Microsoft Orifice Word™.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

°

Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy!

Which orifice did you pull this story from?

I drafted it on Microsoft Orifice Word™. "

Shall we see the results in the appropriate section of the forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Are there any knickers? Be honest "

1 thong from BlueBella

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent "

It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap."

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent

It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto "

I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term

I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

°

Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature.

She's also shit-hot sexy!

Which orifice did you pull this story from?

I drafted it on Microsoft Orifice Word™.

Shall we see the results in the appropriate section of the forum?"

I've exported it to Microsoft Sexcel™.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent

It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto

I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term

I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )"

I like a good dipthong

I always say it en español to be fair. I didn't realise it might be anglicised. It's a bit like cul de sac. Even when said in broad Lancastrian, it's still French

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent

It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto

I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term

I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )"

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It was only a matter of time KC², when Swing would sneak in the word "thong" in her nerdy-narrative.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…"

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent

It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto

I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term

I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )

I like a good dipthong

I always say it en español to be fair. I didn't realise it might be anglicised. It's a bit like cul de sac. Even when said in broad Lancastrian, it's still French "

What you need is a good Aussie to really bastardise *all* the loan words

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Today has been a good one, productive workday, then done a bit of writing and read a short story to someone.

This weeks going to be better than last week and I wont rise to certain peoples baiting

"

Are you still loving your trains Ray Winstone?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Are there any knickers? Be honest

1 thong from BlueBella"

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Bluebella....Isn't that German Measles?...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent

It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto

I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term

I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )

I like a good dipthong

I always say it en español to be fair. I didn't realise it might be anglicised. It's a bit like cul de sac. Even when said in broad Lancastrian, it's still French

What you need is a good Aussie to really bastardise *all* the loan words"

"Throw another shrimp on the barbie...."

I often wondered what the Antipodean fascination with Mattel toys was.....

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Today has been a good one, productive workday, then done a bit of writing and read a short story to someone.

This weeks going to be better than last week and I wont rise to certain peoples baiting

Are you still loving your trains Ray Winstone? "

yes i have tens of them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

This thread is all over the place. It's one of the more bonkers ones I've done.

It's that fucking Swing tårt. Totally derailed the Nocomotive.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"sponsored by jalapeno chips

Jalapeño

#NitPicking

I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent

It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto

I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term

I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )

I like a good dipthong

I always say it en español to be fair. I didn't realise it might be anglicised. It's a bit like cul de sac. Even when said in broad Lancastrian, it's still French

What you need is a good Aussie to really bastardise *all* the loan words

"Throw another shrimp on the barbie...."

I often wondered what the Antipodean fascination with Mattel toys was..... "

Oh lord

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This thread is all over the place. It's one of the more bonkers ones I've done.

It's that fucking Swing tårt. Totally derailed the Nocomotive."

Yes, very multicultural

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This thread is all over the place. It's one of the more bonkers ones I've done.

It's that fucking Swing tårt. Totally derailed the Nocomotive.

Yes, very multicultural "

https://youtu.be/POWsFzSFLCE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This thread is all over the place. It's one of the more bonkers ones I've done.

It's that fucking Swing tårt. Totally derailed the Nocomotive.

Yes, very multicultural

https://youtu.be/POWsFzSFLCE"

Everybody's doing a brand new dance, Swing?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This thread is all over the place. It's one of the more bonkers ones I've done.

It's that fucking Swing tårt. Totally derailed the Nocomotive.

Yes, very multicultural "

There's lots of culture in Bush tucker...live yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday? "

Weirdly, I do have 2 double beds in it…. (Well, a double bed and a double sofa bed…)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This thread is all over the place. It's one of the more bonkers ones I've done.

It's that fucking Swing tårt. Totally derailed the Nocomotive.

Yes, very multicultural

https://youtu.be/POWsFzSFLCE"

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Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Are there any knickers? Be honest

1 thong from BlueBella

°

Bluebella....Isn't that German Measles?... "

It *is* a spotty one

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening"

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Good evening Pàncho¹²°°. Are you well this evening? How was your Monday Noonday?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday? "

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

Weirdly, I do have 2 double beds in it…. (Well, a double bed and a double sofa bed…)"

Sounds just about ideal then. Thanks for hosting… perving

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This thread is all over the place. It's one of the more bonkers ones I've done.

It's that fucking Swing tårt. Totally derailed the Nocomotive.

Yes, very multicultural

https://youtu.be/POWsFzSFLCE

Everybody's doing a brand new dance, Swing? "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales! "

Nero darling… that’s not what it stands for

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales! "

I've heard it's swinging there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales! "

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

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Good evening Blu'! How is life at the pharmacy? Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

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Good evening Blu'! How is life at the pharmacy? Are you well?"

Typical Monday lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time"

North Norfolk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norfolk enchants…

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time"

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening

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Good evening Pàncho¹²°°. Are you well this evening? How was your Monday Noonday?"

Hi nero, Monday has been a good day how was yours?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk "

The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdly there are 7 maps of middle earth above the sofa bed in the man tower….

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's almost the Mïdnïght hour, my flowers....

.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Weirdly there are 7 maps of middle earth above the sofa bed in the man tower…."

Is Númenor and Arda two of them?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Weirdly there are 7 maps of middle earth above the sofa bed in the man tower…."

Do they relate to the 7 circles of hell?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

—It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs—

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

°

Good evening Pàncho¹²°°. Are you well this evening? How was your Monday Noonday?

Hi nero, Monday has been a good day how was yours?"

For once it wasn't too bad; lackadaisical in fact!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

North Norfolk?"

It's south. An island. Named after a Dutch man. Same pejorative as has applied to Norfolk

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening

°

Good evening Blu'! How is life at the pharmacy? Are you well? Typical Monday lol "

°

What does a typical Monday entail? Is it still snowing quite heavily?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads."

Her restraining tentacles are elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weirdly there are 7 maps of middle earth above the sofa bed in the man tower….

Is Númenor and Arda two of them?"

Very much 3rd age I’m afraid, but I do have a rather fetching Atlas of all 3 ages amongst the 53 Tolkien Tomes that line the bookcase I have instead of a bannister rail…

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight.

°

Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal."

I am now on the other side of Nocturnal thread.

Looks like still Fab forum contributors awake even on a weekday. This does not apply to me as retired

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads.

Her restraining tentacles are elsewhere "

°

Those suckers get everywhere!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight.

°

Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal.

I am now on the other side of Nocturnal thread.

Looks like still Fab forum contributors awake even on a weekday. This does not apply to me as retired "

°

I'm one of the lightweights. When we had Jim hosting this he would continue until 5am. I don't have the constitution.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Weirdly there are 7 maps of middle earth above the sofa bed in the man tower….

Is Númenor and Arda two of them?

Very much 3rd age I’m afraid, but I do have a rather fetching Atlas of all 3 ages amongst the 53 Tolkien Tomes that line the bookcase I have instead of a bannister rail…"

A fellow Tolkienite!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight.

°

Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal.

I am now on the other side of Nocturnal thread.

Looks like still Fab forum contributors awake even on a weekday. This does not apply to me as retired

°

I'm one of the lightweights. When we had Jim hosting this he would continue until 5am. I don't have the constitution."

Yes like many others miss Jim . I did wonder how he managed to keep awake and stay online until very late hours .

At least now all have yourself and others carrying on the late night threads

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk

The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding! "

But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk

The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding!

But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age? "

°

The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? "

Don't blame me, I'm from the other side of the ditch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? "

I just have a hairy toes kink

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? "

I fear not

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

Don't blame me, I'm from the other side of the ditch"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

I just have a hairy toes kink "

That’s good. I am a hobbit

Damn…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? "

°

Yes, we're all about Narnia now.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

I just have a hairy toes kink

That’s good. I am a hobbit

Damn… "

Not a midget or dwarf

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

°

Yes, we're all about Narnia now."

Hogwarts surely?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

Don't blame me, I'm from the other side of the ditch"

°

It's the Lion, The Ditch and the Whoredrobe now.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

Don't blame me, I'm from the other side of the ditch

°

It's the Lion, The Ditch and the Whoredrobe now."

Turkish delight tart sounds remarkably odd

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

I just have a hairy toes kink

That’s good. I am a hobbit

Damn…

Not a midget or dwarf "

All of them… apparently

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

I just have a hairy toes kink

That’s good. I am a hobbit

Damn…

Not a midget or dwarf

All of them… apparently "

Remember don’t google

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads.

Her restraining tentacles are elsewhere

°

Those suckers get everywhere!"

Suuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk......

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads.

Her restraining tentacles are elsewhere

°

Those suckers get everywhere!

Suuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk......"

There's a mental image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

Don't blame me, I'm from the other side of the ditch

°

It's the Lion, The Ditch and the Whoredrobe now.

Turkish delight tart sounds remarkably odd"

Aslan is Turkish for Lion…

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads."

Except when off her trolly on too much nice red wine alternated with highly caffeinated beverages...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads.

Her restraining tentacles are elsewhere

°

Those suckers get everywhere!

Suuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk......"

°

The Nocturnal inner peace has been restored, following that upstart Swing (damn Tasmanians)..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away?

Don't blame me, I'm from the other side of the ditch

°

It's the Lion, The Ditch and the Whoredrobe now.

Turkish delight tart sounds remarkably odd

Aslan is Turkish for Lion…"

I’m going to use that fact for my pub quiz if I may?

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk

The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding!

But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age?

°

The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor."

I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads.

Except when off her trolly on too much nice red wine alternated with highly caffeinated beverages..."

At least you're not grinding it yourself

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk

The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding!

But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age?

°

The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor.

I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience. "

Noooooo

Mr Lothbrok I will send whisky. Please stop

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk

The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding!

But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age?

°

The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor.

I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience.

Noooooo

Mr Lothbrok I will send whisky. Please stop "

I only stepped away for 10 minutes for a quick meeting, and talk had changed mid post.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony.

If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer.

Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor.

Good evening, fine chap.

The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment…

Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday?

NSFW???

What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales!

At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time

It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk

The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding!

But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age?

°

The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor.

I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience.

Noooooo

Mr Lothbrok I will send whisky. Please stop

I only stepped away for 10 minutes for a quick meeting, and talk had changed mid post.

"

You are forgiven. Of course you are sweetheart

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