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"Hi" ° Good evening LíttlèBírd! You are this evening's Nocturnal F¹rst Poster! You're very quick. | |||
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"Hey folks " ° Good evening to our resident Dungeon Master / Gatekeeper. Are you well, fine sir? | |||
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"Hi ° Good evening LíttlèBírd! You are this evening's Nocturnal F¹rst Poster! You're very quick. " I like to come quick Nero… And thanks. I do love coming first also | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out" • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. " Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep | |||
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"Hi ° Good evening LíttlèBírd! You are this evening's Nocturnal F¹rst Poster! You're very quick. I like to come quick Nero… And thanks. I do love coming first also " ° I shall remember this snippet of information if I'm ever up close to your border. | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out" Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx | |||
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"Goooooood evening Nero and other late night humans. I'm a sleepy one tonight. I was awake most of last night. Maybe if you tell me to go to bed I will listen. How are you? I hope you're happy. " ° Evening felicitations lemonbuttercream! I forbid you to go to bed. At the very least Cwtch up with me on my lap with a cup of HøtChøcøllate! X | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep " ° Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell? | |||
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"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time " ° You've been nothing but a flirt in a skirt on every thread this evening, you filthy minx. No wonder you've lost the passage of time! MístyPèaks, Nero speaks! | |||
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"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time " You’ve done a lot I would say girlfriend | |||
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"Goooooood evening Nero and other late night humans. I'm a sleepy one tonight. I was awake most of last night. Maybe if you tell me to go to bed I will listen. How are you? I hope you're happy. ° Evening felicitations lemonbuttercream! I forbid you to go to bed. At the very least Cwtch up with me on my lap with a cup of HøtChøcøllate! X " Oh felicitations I like it. I would actually love one of your fancy HøtChøcøllatez right now. I would love the velvet cream to warm up my windpipe. I am taking you up on that offer right now. I will share my box of Lindt chøcøllatez with you too. | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep ° Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell?" Need to be up by 4.30 | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx" All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too? | |||
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"Goooooood evening Nero and other late night humans. I'm a sleepy one tonight. I was awake most of last night. Maybe if you tell me to go to bed I will listen. How are you? I hope you're happy. ° Evening felicitations lemonbuttercream! I forbid you to go to bed. At the very least Cwtch up with me on my lap with a cup of HøtChøcøllate! X Oh felicitations I like it. I would actually love one of your fancy HøtChøcøllatez right now. I would love the velvet cream to warm up my windpipe. I am taking you up on that offer right now. I will share my box of Lindt chøcøllatez with you too." • Henceforth, I shall call you Felicity. We shall create electricity felicity, intricately. And you're only 1°° miles away. A mere trifle! | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep ° Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell? Need to be up by 4.30 " ° For the paper round?. | |||
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"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time ° You've been nothing but a flirt in a skirt on every thread this evening, you filthy minx. No wonder you've lost the passage of time! MístyPèaks, Nero speaks!" it’s true | |||
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"good evening " ° G°°D Evening, ÅrtyIån_! | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too? " Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx | |||
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"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time ° You've been nothing but a flirt in a skirt on every thread this evening, you filthy minx. No wonder you've lost the passage of time! MístyPèaks, Nero speaks! it’s true " ° I'm in Braintree next week! | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too? Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx" ° Oh, you're in Braintree next week too? Curiouser curiouser.... | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too? Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx ° Oh, you're in Braintree next week too? Curiouser curiouser...." No… not me Nero. It does sound like you will be though | |||
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"How is it 10? I’ve done nothing since dinner time You’ve done a lot I would say girlfriend " | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. " • Dear Mr. Lõthbrõk. Sorry to hear about your evening vocation but equally delighted to hear about your fantastic news. Bravo! | |||
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"I’m in Braintree most of next week " ° Oh.... | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. " Didn’t you have an interview recently? | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too? Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx ° Oh, you're in Braintree next week too? Curiouser curiouser.... No… not me Nero. It does sound like you will be though " • I will be •in• somewhere. | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. " That’s great news lovely. Hope the work isn’t too taxing tonight | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. Didn’t you have an interview recently?" I did, I got an offer today! Thank you Nero and Littlebird. | |||
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"Hullo fellow night-owls. Today, I have mostly been playing taxi for the younglings and crunching numbers. Now, it us time for wine and voyeurism (or profile viewing if that's a more acceptable explanation)." ° Gooooood Evening —Mr LoveÇraft— What vintage are you imbibing this evening? | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out Hey Cherry. Hope all is good with you? Xx All good my lovely, just struggling to adult at the moment xx hope you’re well too? Health news is better for my mum thanks honey. But the adulting part I’m finding very taxing too. Ah well, maybe next week xx" One day at a time | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. Didn’t you have an interview recently? I did, I got an offer today! Thank you Nero and Littlebird. " Congratulations. I hoped I was right | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep ° Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell? Need to be up by 4.30 ° For the paper round?. " Not so far fetched, for the handover round | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. Didn’t you have an interview recently? I did, I got an offer today! Thank you Nero and Littlebird. " ° Fantastic news! | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! " Hehehe | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. Didn’t you have an interview recently? I did, I got an offer today! Thank you Nero and Littlebird. Congratulations. I hoped I was right " Brilliant news! I’m so happy for you. Will have to have a drink when you’re finished work to celebrate | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! " Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena? | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep ° Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell? Need to be up by 4.30 ° For the paper round?. Not so far fetched, for the hangover round " ° Hangover round? You must really enjoy your wine, you dipsomaniac! | |||
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"Evening Nero, evening all. I’m unfortunately in work tonight, but I had some fantastic news earlier today, so feeling positive. Didn’t you have an interview recently? I did, I got an offer today! Thank you Nero and Littlebird. Congratulations. I hoped I was right Brilliant news! I’m so happy for you. Will have to have a drink when you’re finished work to celebrate " Thank you. The whiskey stones are on ice waiting haha. It’s a positive move that will hopefully lead into long term project management. | |||
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"Hullo fellow night-owls. Today, I have mostly been playing taxi for the younglings and crunching numbers. Now, it us time for wine and voyeurism (or profile viewing if that's a more acceptable explanation). ° Gooooood Evening —Mr LoveÇraft— What vintage are you imbibing this evening?" Nothing exceptional, a 2020 Côtes de Bordeaux (Reboul Salze). Exceptional is for exceptional circumstances. Tonight is nonesuch. | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! " ° Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°* | |||
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"Hullo fellow night-owls. Today, I have mostly been playing taxi for the younglings and crunching numbers. Now, it us time for wine and voyeurism (or profile viewing if that's a more acceptable explanation). ° Gooooood Evening —Mr LoveÇraft— What vintage are you imbibing this evening? Nothing exceptional, a 2020 Côtes de Bordeaux (Reboul Salze). Exceptional is for exceptional circumstances. Tonight is nonesuch." ° The beauty of nonesuch Vin is to enjoy and not to debate about it. Savour the moment. | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena? " Oh, you saw that one as well did you! Nothing wrong with a bit of idolatry, but I may have accidentally said the quiet part out loud As it turns out, i got stuck up the lane as it is very slippery when wet! | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena? Oh, you saw that one as well did you! Nothing wrong with a bit of idolatry, but I may have accidentally said the quiet part out loud As it turns out, i got stuck up the lane as it is very slippery when wet!" My dear Lena… Littlebird sees everything And I’m sure that particular “lane” is entirely slippery when wet | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! Did you do all the licking you needed at Buttercream Lane Lena? Oh, you saw that one as well did you! Nothing wrong with a bit of idolatry, but I may have accidentally said the quiet part out loud As it turns out, i got stuck up the lane as it is very slippery when wet!" ° Has the Postmaster General awarded you another strike day? | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! ° Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°*" Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken. | |||
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"How's everyone today " ‡ We are all very well, thank you, _funfriendly_ / Are you well? Welcome to the Noc'. | |||
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"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today. " Booby hug!!!! | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! ° Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°* Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken." • I'm counting the shells to the door of your heart. | |||
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"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today. " • Good evening KC² - and thank you for your journal excursion, as always. You need a girlie hug. There's girls-aplenty in this Nocturnal melting pot. | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep ° Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell? Need to be up by 4.30 ° For the paper round?. Not so far fetched, for the hangover round ° Hangover round? You must really enjoy your wine, you dipsomaniac! " Oh autocorrect Handover | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! ° Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°* Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken. • I'm counting the shells to the door of your heart. " Aha, I have you now! There is no heart within, a bit like Anakin, my transformation is complete and a black hole occupies my Dark Side. | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips" Jalapeño #NitPicking | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips" ° Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature. She's also shit-hot sexy! | |||
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"Evening all" • They're out, GavIN. Good evening! | |||
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"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today. Booby hug!!!! " My boobs are free, in their wild form! Sports bra discarded | |||
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"Briefly checking in before checking out • You can check out my Briefs, Swéétchërry. Thanks for popping by the Noc', albeit briefly. Having an awfully early day tomorrow. I need my beauty sleep ° Quite how awfully early will it be, pray tell? Need to be up by 4.30 ° For the paper round?. Not so far fetched, for the hangover round ° Hangover round? You must really enjoy your wine, you dipsomaniac! Oh autocorrect Handover " • | |||
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"Good evening all, just finished emptying my sack of mail. I have been to Brighton I have been to Braintree I can tell you it is a long way, To Buttercream lane, f**k me! ° Good evening °~LenaSmith~° .......•°°* Salut! Mon frere. Lets not get reptilian, I think my shell is already broken. • I'm counting the shells to the door of your heart. Aha, I have you now! There is no heart within, a bit like Anakin, my transformation is complete and a black hole occupies my Dark Side." ° I'm colour agnostic. A hole is a høle. | |||
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"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today. Booby hug!!!! My boobs are free, in their wild form! Sports bra discarded " • Ooooft²! I've seen her çlEAvage. In a London park, once, many eons ago. Over ice cream. MístyPèaks would appreciate them. | |||
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"Today has been a good one, productive workday, then done a bit of writing and read a short story to someone. This weeks going to be better than last week and I wont rise to certain peoples baiting. " • I await with baited (sic) breath to find out who is souring your Fab journey. | |||
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"Good evening, everyone. Today has been a challenge. Survived work, although I really didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Managed to do some gym after work and watched some footy after. I feel very meh today. Booby hug!!!! My boobs are free, in their wild form! Sports bra discarded • Ooooft²! I've seen her çlEAvage. In a London park, once, many eons ago. Over ice cream. MístyPèaks would appreciate them." I do appreciate boobs | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips Jalapeño #NitPicking " ° #BanWorthy | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips ° Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature. She's also shit-hot sexy! " Good evening Swing, You will have to ask the others about my wand. But sorry I cant let go of it | |||
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"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight. " ° Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal. | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips ° Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature. She's also shit-hot sexy! " Which orifice did you pull this story from? | |||
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"Good evening everyone " • Good evening NewÇoupl°¹ - How is life in the Emerald Isle? Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread! | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips Jalapeño #NitPicking " I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent | |||
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"Good evening everyone " Hello and welcome, i am the crazy one. But I am friendly, honest. | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. " Are there any knickers? Be honest | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips ° Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature. She's also shit-hot sexy! Which orifice did you pull this story from?" The technicolor one | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips ° Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature. She's also shit-hot sexy! Which orifice did you pull this story from? The technicolor one " Maybe OP should seek medical attention if he has a technicolour orifice | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. " • Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor. Good evening, fine chap. | |||
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"Good evening all. Hope your Monday wasn't too bad." ° My dear Ïntërblüë. We're so inta-you. And Monday wasn't so Blu' after all. | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips ° Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature. She's also shit-hot sexy! Which orifice did you pull this story from?" • I drafted it on Microsoft Orifice Word™. | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips ° Everyone, please welcome —Inaswingdress—. She rarely ventures out of her boudoir, quite shy and reserved. She's currently tendering for a new Wand and Lovense but it's looking for suggestions. Can you please kindly help this beautiful creature. She's also shit-hot sexy! Which orifice did you pull this story from? • I drafted it on Microsoft Orifice Word™. " Shall we see the results in the appropriate section of the forum? | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. Are there any knickers? Be honest " 1 thong from BlueBella | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips Jalapeño #NitPicking I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent " It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. • Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor. Good evening, fine chap." The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment… | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips Jalapeño #NitPicking I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto " I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it ) | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips Jalapeño #NitPicking I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )" I like a good dipthong I always say it en español to be fair. I didn't realise it might be anglicised. It's a bit like cul de sac. Even when said in broad Lancastrian, it's still French | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips Jalapeño #NitPicking I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it )" ° It was only a matter of time KC², when Swing would sneak in the word "thong" in her nerdy-narrative. | |||
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"sponsored by jalapeno chips Jalapeño #NitPicking I'd argue that as an English loan word, it doesn't have an accent It's a tilde. It makes the 'n' into 'n-yay'. It's a completely different sound in the alfabeto I couldn't remember the exact word. Marking around letter kind of thing, accent as broader term I know there's almost a dipthong created, which I try to recreate (badly probably) - I just don't think it's recreated when stealing the word to use in English. (This is a bit nerdy. I dig it ) I like a good dipthong I always say it en español to be fair. I didn't realise it might be anglicised. It's a bit like cul de sac. Even when said in broad Lancastrian, it's still French What you need is a good Aussie to really bastardise *all* the loan words "Throw another shrimp on the barbie...." I often wondered what the Antipodean fascination with Mattel toys was..... " Oh lord | |||
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"Good evening ° Good evening Pàncho¹²°°. Are you well this evening? How was your Monday Noonday? Hi nero, Monday has been a good day how was yours?" • For once it wasn't too bad; lackadaisical in fact! | |||
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"Weirdly there are 7 maps of middle earth above the sofa bed in the man tower…. • Is Númenor and Arda two of them?" Very much 3rd age I’m afraid, but I do have a rather fetching Atlas of all 3 ages amongst the 53 Tolkien Tomes that line the bookcase I have instead of a bannister rail… | |||
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"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight. ° Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal." I am now on the other side of Nocturnal thread. Looks like still Fab forum contributors awake even on a weekday. This does not apply to me as retired | |||
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"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads. Her restraining tentacles are elsewhere " ° Those suckers get everywhere! | |||
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"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight. ° Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal. I am now on the other side of Nocturnal thread. Looks like still Fab forum contributors awake even on a weekday. This does not apply to me as retired " ° I'm one of the lightweights. When we had Jim hosting this he would continue until 5am. I don't have the constitution. | |||
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"Weirdly there are 7 maps of middle earth above the sofa bed in the man tower…. • Is Númenor and Arda two of them? Very much 3rd age I’m afraid, but I do have a rather fetching Atlas of all 3 ages amongst the 53 Tolkien Tomes that line the bookcase I have instead of a bannister rail…" • A fellow Tolkienite! | |||
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"Good evening to one and all. Tonight I am at least the late night side of midnight. ° Good evening GJB¹954. The evening is still twilight in the silvan glade that is the Nøcturnal. I am now on the other side of Nocturnal thread. Looks like still Fab forum contributors awake even on a weekday. This does not apply to me as retired ° I'm one of the lightweights. When we had Jim hosting this he would continue until 5am. I don't have the constitution." Yes like many others miss Jim . I did wonder how he managed to keep awake and stay online until very late hours . At least now all have yourself and others carrying on the late night threads | |||
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"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? I just have a hairy toes kink " That’s good. I am a hobbit Damn… | |||
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"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? " ° Yes, we're all about Narnia now. | |||
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"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? I just have a hairy toes kink That’s good. I am a hobbit Damn… " Not a midget or dwarf | |||
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"Is it safe to re-enter the nocturnal now?? Has talk of Tolkien gone away? Don't blame me, I'm from the other side of the ditch ° It's the Lion, The Ditch and the Whoredrobe now. Turkish delight tart sounds remarkably odd" Aslan is Turkish for Lion… | |||
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"I miss Pølly. She's the voice of reason on these threads. Her restraining tentacles are elsewhere ° Those suckers get everywhere! Suuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk......" ° The Nocturnal inner peace has been restored, following that upstart Swing (damn Tasmanians).. | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. • Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor. Good evening, fine chap. The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment… Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday? • NSFW??? What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales! At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk • The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding! But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age? ° The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor." I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience. | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. • Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor. Good evening, fine chap. The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment… Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday? • NSFW??? What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales! At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk • The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding! But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age? ° The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor. I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience. " Noooooo Mr Lothbrok I will send whisky. Please stop | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. • Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor. Good evening, fine chap. The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment… Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday? • NSFW??? What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales! At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk • The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding! But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age? ° The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor. I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience. Noooooo Mr Lothbrok I will send whisky. Please stop " I only stepped away for 10 minutes for a quick meeting, and talk had changed mid post. | |||
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"Hi everyone. You’re all invited to my bi annual sock drawer sorting ceremony. If things go well, we can make a start on the pants drawer. • Le Souris dangereuse! And in which fine and refined establishment will this event take place? I very much hope/expect the rooms will be panelled with mahogany with velvetine cushions strew across the coir floor. Good evening, fine chap. The event will take place in my man tower, between the drop leaf table and the IKEA Kallax furniture… it’s a very classy establishment… Is it the man tower you’ve arranged to host the NSFW event in that was arranged yesterday? • NSFW??? What is it with the Australia theme this evening? And I've never been to New South Fucking Wales! At least it's not the colonial Norfolk this time It’s easier to walk into Mordor, through the black gate, than get to Norfolk • The Tower of Orthanc is more misgiving and foreboding! But what is that lends the tower this nature? It’s great hulking size, it’s inhabitants, or is it the corruption of the towers warden with his desire for power during the third age? ° The latter. He was a proponent of Melkor. I can see the sense in that. Although, I think the origins of the tower and its fortifications are quite the marvel of the Dúnedain, and may add to the foreboding nature, more so than the nature of Saruman and his subservience. Noooooo Mr Lothbrok I will send whisky. Please stop I only stepped away for 10 minutes for a quick meeting, and talk had changed mid post. " You are forgiven. Of course you are sweetheart | |||
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