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Changing the lyrics in songs

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I reckon we all must have sung the wrong lyrics in school on purpose.

Which ones do you remember doing?

While Shepherds Watched became

While shepherds washed their socks by night, while watching ITV, the angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC

We Three Kings became

Star of wonder, star of night, sit on a box of dynamite. Light the fuse and off we go, a one way trip to Mexico

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never blaspheme like this.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Lift me up hold me down keep me close gagged and bound

Burning in a hopeless dream

Fuck me before you go to sleep

Keep me in the warmth of your love when you depart

Keep me gagged and bound

Rihanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whooooaaaaaa we’re half way they’re…

WhooooAAAAAA! Rickshaweds got no ha-aaaair!

I never understood it at the time… or, now…

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel on the M6 motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chasing Payments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My obsession from a western

My dad’s called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sausage rolls

Put another one in the oven baby..

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

You better not shout

You better not cry

You better hold tight, I'm coming in dry

Santa claus is coming to town

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You better not shout

You better not cry

You better hold tight, I'm coming in dry

Santa claus is coming to town "

Ouch. Has he not got some brandy sauce he can use as lube?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"You better not shout

You better not cry

You better hold tight, I'm coming in dry

Santa claus is coming to town

Ouch. Has he not got some brandy sauce he can use as lube?

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Think you've just hit on a great idea for a new flavoured lube

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Jesus Christ

Super star

Doing 90 on a Yamaha

Pulled a skid

Killed a kid

Chopped his head off with a dustbin lid

The mr

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