FabSwingers.com forum: Advent calendar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got yours yet?!

I have a refillable one I sewed years ago but living alone it's no fun filling it yourself cos you know what you're gonna get.

I might start a side hustle next year selling mystery advent calendar boxes for people who have them and can't be arsed filling them lol

Will get myself some chocolates to fill it in the week

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's no fun filling it yourself cos you know what you're gonna get"

Like when I wank into my sock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it's no fun filling it yourself cos you know what you're gonna get

Like when I wank into my sock

See ....you totally get it!!

Evie

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve ordered a new one. Hans Gruber dropping from the Nakatomi Plaza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Just a Cadbury one, tradition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh I've got an advent candle gonk I need to get out!!

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a photo advent calendar challenge ? A new picture everyday in December ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the one where you get mini bottles of wine each day.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There's a spare one if I want it. I'll probably run out of chocolate one night and eat a week's worth.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I e filled 3 refillable fabric ones (for the grown up children

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Hubby gets one from work, which I pinch.

Even the dog has one this year.

I'll have to think of something for hubby

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Lego Star Wars and Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lego Star Wars and Harry Potter

Ah I forgot to get the harry potter one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you "

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus."

Jim’s mommy though ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ? "

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Lindt on as I always do. I saw a coffee one that I was tempted to buy but may get that one next year instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ?

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

Ricky’s one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ?

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

Ricky’s one then "

Rita Machado?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ?

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

Ricky’s one then

Rita Machado? "

Indeed. She is so nurturing with young cute cut penises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ?

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

Ricky’s one then

Rita Machado?

Indeed. She is so nurturing with young cute cut penises "

Eight maids a milking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ?

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

Ricky’s one then

Rita Machado?

Indeed. She is so nurturing with young cute cut penises

Eight maids a milking"

Bon appétit bien sûr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ?

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

Ricky’s one then

Rita Machado?

Indeed. She is so nurturing with young cute cut penises

Eight maids a milking

Bon appétit bien sûr "

Five old rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking forward to my exquisitely hand-crafted calendar from Fabulous & Bearded™.

You know I’ll do a special one for you

December 13 - I saw mommy kissing Santa's anus.

Jim’s mommy though ?

It can be any mommy you want. It's your calendar

Ricky’s one then

Rita Machado?

Indeed. She is so nurturing with young cute cut penises

Eight maids a milking

Bon appétit bien sûr

Five old rings"

I can only fit two on my hard member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^"

Viens baisé stp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp "

Now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?"

He doesn't speak English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English."

You'll just have to join and translate then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English."

Oui maintenant. J’ai pris trois viagra for each holes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English.

Oui maintenant. J’ai pris trois viagra for each holes !

What happened at the end there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English.

Oui maintenant. J’ai pris trois viagra for each holes !

What happened at the end there

Spanish kicked in sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English.

Oui maintenant. J’ai pris trois viagra for each holes !

What happened at the end there

Disappointing, wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English.

Oui maintenant. J’ai pris trois viagra for each holes !

What happened at the end there

Disappointing, wasn't it?"

As always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English.

Oui maintenant. J’ai pris trois viagra for each holes !

What happened at the end there

Disappointing, wasn't it?

As always. "

Well at least I am succeeding at something

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

I'd like a advent calendar showing a naked lady in different positions behind each window... failing that a wine clendar will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have stuff to do but I'm purely here for this conversation ^

Viens baisé stp

Now?

He doesn't speak English.

Oui maintenant. J’ai pris trois viagra for each holes !

What happened at the end there

Disappointing, wasn't it?

As always. "

You wait until you see his arc de triomphe at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Lindt on as I always do. I saw a coffee one that I was tempted to buy but may get that one next year instead

I want the Lindt one but £11 just seems a bit steep for an advent calendar.

Pxx

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I've got a heroes one that has lasted not being munched in my house for a whole 2 days so far, 2 more to go

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Guilty of eating mine an hour ago

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I don’t have one

I might get the La mer if it goes on sale mid December

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I've got a Jehova's Witness advent calendar.

Says "Fuck Off" when a door is opened.

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