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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Rugby at Twickenham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G."

Oi get off our thread you got your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think Birmingham is up North.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

You have manners and don't gurn and dance to Agadoo.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"You think Birmingham is up North.

In Southampton, Reading is North.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere past Watford is up north

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"You think Birmingham is up North.

Birmingham?

I think Islington is verging on the Arctic Circle.

Anyway, Southerners are people who don't have to peel their own Muscat grapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.

Oi get off our thread you got your own

I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

You ask (pronounced with an R) for a bread roll not a multitude of silly names

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"You think Birmingham is up North.

In Southampton, Reading is North."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look around the tube and see people who look like they may commit murder if anyone makes eye contact

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.

Oi get off our thread you got your own

I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory

Are you not in the Midlands

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a blady good march happening and you’ve no idea what for

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Anywhere past Watford is up north "

Anywhere that requires going anti clockwise on the M25 is up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.

Oi get off our thread you got your own

I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory

Are you not in the Midlands

I am, in fact, I created my own thread. It's a great thread. The best. No other thread compares

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You think Birmingham is up North.

In Southampton, Reading is North."

Jeeze Fareham is up north for us in Gosport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You own a coat. And wear it when it's not snowing.

You think a fifth tackle is what happens at the end of a gang bang.

You allow the kids to use the front door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G."

Oh i do that, but I'm from ooop North

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"You look around the tube and see people who look like they may commit murder if anyone makes eye contact"

This is why Londoners are good and righteous yeomen and women. If I wanted to acknowledge the existence of a stranger I'd have asked for a letter of introduction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A terraced house with no roof costs 5 million quid.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"You own a coat. And wear it when it's not snowing.

You think a fifth tackle is what happens at the end of a gang bang.

You allow the kids to use the front door. "

No, a 5th tackle is when you might start considering passing it to the centres.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.

Oi get off our thread you got your own

I'm from Derby. Too southern to be a northerner, too northern to be a southerner. I'm in geographical purgatory

You know you're a Midlander when...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am a southerner that spends every other weekend in manc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that four ponies make a ton and five tons make a monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a whinging wining softie

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Your a whinging wining softie"

Rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pronounce words with the long ahhh sound. Glaaaaaass, graaaaass, garaaaaaage , other words not beginning with G.

Oh i do that, but I'm from ooop North "

Always have to be awkward, you

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Your cleaner costs £18 an hour and you're grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your a whinging wining softie"

OK ok I'm only joking.......

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Your a whinging wining softie

Rude."

Wining is a compliment, surely, compared with that wretched, foamy stuff Northerners inhale?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"You think Birmingham is up North.

In Southampton, Reading is North.

Jeeze Fareham is up north for us in Gosport

Gosport - Jewel of the South

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You get very annoyed when you get to the tube and have to wait more than 3 minutes for the next train...

(Or maybe that's just us Londoners)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your a whinging winning softie"

We're always winning

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"You think Birmingham is up North.

Where I am, we think Plymouth is up north, never mind Birmingham ffs

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

When you think anything north of the Watford-gap is Scotland ….!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When nobody down south understands a word I say lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"When nobody down south understands a word I say lol

What…?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

People think you'll sound like a farmer and drink cider (they are wrong). I guess that's just the Southwest though... It's the only place that matters anyway

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

You call lads mush.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

And boys nipper.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You call lads mush."

Geezer or geez or a collection of are called geezers

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Teabags...no not 'teabagging'...PG Tips down South, Yorkshire tea oop north

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"You ask (pronounced with an R) for a bread roll not a multitude of silly names "

So are you saying they are Cob nobs?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You look around the tube and see people who look like they may commit murder if anyone makes eye contact"

Ain't that the truth

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Your cleaner costs £18 an hour and you're grateful

£18? Mine charges £20.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Teabags...no not 'teabagging'...PG Tips down South, Yorkshire tea oop north"

Loose-leaf Darjeeling, please.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You’re pissed off lager shandies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re pissed off lager shandies "

Lager tops, please.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You look around the tube and see people who look like they may commit murder if anyone makes eye contact

Ain't that the truth

It's a ploy to prevent people sitting next to you.

The tube has its very own subculture, unwritten rules and ways.

Only true regular users understand.

Knowing when to sit, when to stand, where to stand in relation to the doors and more importantly who NOT to make eye contact with.

In case they are a serial killer on the prowl or the resident lunatic.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Teabags...no not 'teabagging'...PG Tips down South, Yorkshire tea oop north

Loose-leaf Darjeeling, please.

Waitrose own brand

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Teabags...no not 'teabagging'...PG Tips down South, Yorkshire tea oop north

Loose-leaf Darjeeling, please.

Twinings Breakfast please

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Teabags...no not 'teabagging'...PG Tips down South, Yorkshire tea oop north

Loose-leaf Darjeeling, please.

Waitrose own brand "

How very posh

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"You’re pissed off lager shandies

Lager tops, please.

See

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Your cleaner costs £18 an hour and you're grateful

£18? Mine charges £20."

£20 per hour is pretty good, but dahn saf we clean up before the cleaner comes round and we only have a cleaner cos the neighbour does...

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moonshine

Lifted or squatted trucks

Weird accent

Oops wrong southerners

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You’re pissed off lager shandies

Lager tops, please.

See

Peasants.

Larger and lime don't you know.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Teabags...no not 'teabagging'...PG Tips down South, Yorkshire tea oop north

Loose-leaf Darjeeling, please.

Waitrose own brand

How very posh

Miles tea is the true southerner tea

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

When you don’t hear, people say now, then.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

You need your big coat on in July

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Your cleaner costs £18 an hour and you're grateful

£18? Mine charges £20."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When nobody down south understands a word I say lol

What…?

Lol

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

You don’t blink when you get charged £6 for a pint…

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You buy a samosa from your local newsagents that are displayed on the counter and the guy's who work there always call everyone boss.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A terraced house with no roof costs 5 million quid.

Per month to rent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go "how much?!" when you go anywhere north of the M25 and find a pub that does pints for a quid or two each.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Live in Bournemouth / Poole. Everything is up north.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"You need your big coat on in July

This reminds me when I was in Turin one April, walking around in shorts and t-shirt, and the locals were wearing long furry coats, hats and scarves....

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"You need your big coat on in July

This reminds me when I was in Turin one April, walking around in shorts and t-shirt, and the locals were wearing long furry coats, hats and scarves....

Same for us in Spain, I’m naked sunbathing and the locals have fleeces and Bob hats on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You feel uncomfortable being on the wrong side of the m4

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By *obby9incherMan
over a year ago

harbury leamington spa

Any where south of tebay is sarf !! Tebay is in Cumbria !!

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