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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the pub This Saturday we will have-

30 Screaming 10 year olds + all the family + the usual pub regulars!!!

This then = Me been stressed to fook

Kids birthdays should be banned

but ill be a good mummy and spend the day today baking for it

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food poisoning...now there is a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make sure its slow acting so they get home before the vomiting starts !!

Lol, remember it well used to have massive parties for the kids when they were little, total madness, but great memories for the kids - they'll remember when they grow up and luv ya even more for it xxx

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

you should be proud of yourself

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

....and look forward to the evening when they've all gone home

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Now remember the pass the parcel

But check what prizes you put in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go for pulling a sickie and passing it over to the grandparents myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon you need pussy there once again with her sparkly nips....I will keep the adults entertained while you deal with the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns "

oh fook i remember how the onion bhaji's turned out

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns "

them made with rice crispies and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon you need pussy there once again with her sparkly nips....I will keep the adults entertained while you deal with the kids "

LOL there is enough rumours flying around the estate already pmsl, what would the other parents say...o the look on there faces would be priceless...cya at 1 o'clock saturday hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns

them made with rice crispies and chocolate

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yip, well rice crispies and mars bars to be precise ...yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns

oh fook i remember how the onion bhaji's turned out "

OY kev cooked them not me....and you still bloody ate them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skittles are great plenty of E numbers in them lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns

oh fook i remember how the onion bhaji's turned out

OY kev cooked them not me....and you still bloody ate them all "

you know me am not fussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well they turned out well...shock horror, and we now have crispy buns too

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns

them made with rice crispies and chocolate

yip, well rice crispies and mars bars to be precise ...yum"

Please pease can we have them at the next social, or just a batch for me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh well first batch of buns in the oven, will they rise or fall, now that is the question

15 mins and we will see.

next...

crispy buns

them made with rice crispies and chocolate

yip, well rice crispies and mars bars to be precise ...yum

Please pease can we have them at the next social, or just a batch for me pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

seen as you asked sooo nicely, yes hun all for you lol.

2 down, 3 to go..choc chip cookies, cornflakes egg nests and dipped marshmallow skewers...i must be mad

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you

I'll be a bad girl honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd you have my every sympathy, good luck!!!

*Hopes there's some rice crispy mars thingies left on Saturday night*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gawd you have my every sympathy, good luck!!!

*Hopes there's some rice crispy mars thingies left on Saturday night* "

lol ill save ye one

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"

In the pub This Saturday we will have-

30 Screaming 10 year olds + all the family + the usual pub regulars!!!

This then = Me been stressed to fook

Kids birthdays should be banned

but ill be a good mummy and spend the day today baking for it

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food poisoning...now there is a thought "

Gatherings of more than two weans should come with a collie dug

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ooo you brave woman you. Mind it could be worse and be 80 cavorting swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u brave woman!! remember and pack the nurofen and earplugs.... and avoid the kid that is the dead cert to puke...then the one who has a hissy if they dont win somethin and a good tip dont get a pineta i had one for small persons birthday iv never seen violence like it!! hope it goes well!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gawd you have my every sympathy, good luck!!!

*Hopes there's some rice crispy mars thingies left on Saturday night*

lol ill save ye one"

Lucky lucky me


" a good tip dont get a pineta i had one for small persons birthday iv never seen violence like it!! hope it goes well!! xx"

I second that!! My then 2 year old managed to give her 6 year old sis a bloody lip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv never witnessed chaos like it!! there will never be another one lol!!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"

In the pub This Saturday we will have-

30 Screaming 10 year olds + all the family + the usual pub regulars!!!

This then = Me been stressed to fook

Kids birthdays should be banned

but ill be a good mummy and spend the day today baking for it

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food poisoning...now there is a thought "

Oh boy have done sooooo many of those in the past, nothing more stressful than a kids party, but think of all those lovely memories you and your kids will have, lol. I eventually started to take my daughter to Wacky Wearhouse etc and let someone else do the work and clean up the mess!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well everything turned out well....apart from the cookies, i burnt them

Kitchen looked like a bomb had dropped lol

, the kitchen and me covered in icing and melted choccy after decorating the buns

roll on sunday when its all over lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you're loving it really!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we will be there with 2 youngest, dont know if we will be an aid or just bring 2 more kids to run riot lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a good party, and good on you to spend time preparing and organising it!

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