FabSwingers.com forum: How's your sex life really?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Closest my cock has come to a pussy the last three years is when the cat jumps on my lap.

What anecdote you got for your sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday. "

Was the engine on?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sex life is great

Mrs

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Was great before Maya got ill and covid .but now life yes. Sex ?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Closest my cock has come to a pussy the last three years is when the cat jumps on my lap.

What anecdote you got for your sex life?"

Similar to yours OP. But I haven't got a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

Was the engine on?"

Yes, it was a diesel so I went slow to begin with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

Was the engine on?

Yes, it was a diesel so I went slow to begin with "

I hear hybrid is the way to go

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Absolutely no complaints.

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By *ocky82Man
over a year ago

Watford

Monotonous !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday.

Was the engine on?

Yes, it was a diesel so I went slow to begin with

I hear hybrid is the way to go"

Who has a Prius ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely no complaints

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's a lack of anecdotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *omethingfun96Couple
over a year ago

greater london

Been the best it’s ever been recently

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

Like a nice tasty selection box at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existant

Has been for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" A what?"

Totally relatable

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By *ailouCouple
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Not very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A work in progress

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Been so long I'll have probably forgotten what to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead and buried, with its own headstone now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eluding me, currently

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Non existent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Non existent "

How!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Needs improvement

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By *pstanding CitizenMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Not fantastic but not non existent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eluding me, currently

Having just seen what I've seen I'm gobsmacked by that fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be better

Just looking for 1 or 2 patient men who I can get comfortable and explore with

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Life is like a box of chocolates, except my box is full of nuts.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Little bit like waiting for a bus really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm. Honest I'm exhausted stressed finding it difficult not in the mood for sex, what makes things worse is Mrs is beautiful I know I'm seriously punching above my weight and worried if I can't satisfy her she might look elsewhere

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know longer have sex

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

What's a sex life?

My memory isn't what it used to be lol.

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By *omebirdWoman
over a year ago

Shite.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Played with my toys this morning! Last time had sex with a man was September I think! Thank goodness for my toys! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Played with my toys this morning! Last time had sex with a man was September I think! Thank goodness for my toys! X"

Strange name for a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been together 32 yrs and sex life is great , just not enough 3 somes lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Played with my toys this morning! Last time had sex with a man was September I think! Thank goodness for my toys! X

Strange name for a man? "

Pmsl! Was a formite actually x

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry"

How did social go? X

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry

How did social go? X"

It is tonight

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Mines opposite of the current weather in that its a bit dry

How did social go? X

It is tonight

Ohh OK fingers crossed for u x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Excellent when we get some privacy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Closest my cock has come to a pussy the last three years is when the cat jumps on my lap.

What anecdote you got for your sex life?"

No existent

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's intermittent, which is my choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's intermittent, which is my choice."

Single lady gets what she wants when she wants

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's intermittent, which is my choice.

Single lady gets what she wants when she wants"

haha. In some ways yes, in some ways no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's intermittent, which is my choice.

Single lady gets what she wants when she wants

haha. In some ways yes, in some ways no."

I'll take 50% of that comment being correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only pussy I’ll see tonight is when I walk in the kitchen and it ries to trip me up.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m a single lady with a high sex drive so no my sex life is not satisfactory for me. I just don’t get enough and I’m quite selective with who I meet.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Never enough... Never never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never enough... Never never!"

And singing The greatest showman won't improve it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its going ok at the moment!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's not dire but it could be marginally better.

There was a recent opportunity but I refused.

There is now a latent opportunity and I've accepted.

My criteria is more than just a pulse or impulse.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

My sex life is meh

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

A dormant volcano ready to erupt

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Non existent

How!!!!!

Being let down

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's like a Duracell battery.

Or a Scotch video tape for the older Fabbers!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

My autocorrect is right at last, every time I type “duck” I actually mean the bird.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Whats a sex life? ,does edging count ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Non existent

How!!!!!

Being let down "

Wtf, if they let you down, what chance do us mere mortals face???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's extinct like the dinosaur

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

On hold

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

My sex life is good and I'm happy with what I get. Trouble is I always want more, like a kid with a bag of sweets, keeps eating them until they're sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sex life is good and I'm happy with what I get. Trouble is I always want more, like a kid with a bag of sweets, keeps eating them until they're sick."

Really trying to avoid a gagging comment here

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By *anJXMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Shite.

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Healed up and become a born again virgin..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Healed up and become a born again virgin.."

You too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's going to be epic..... One day

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Up and down

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

could be better,,

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

That forgotten potatoe at the back of the cupboard..

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sex life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What sex life?

It's something you do with a member of opposite sex and a shopping trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sex life?

It's something you do with a member of opposite sex and a shopping trolley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I’m getting older my sex drive is getting more and more intense

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked the exhaust pipe of a red Kia ceed last Thursday. "

Jeremy Clarkson: I WENT ON THE INTERNET EARLIER TODAY... AND I FOUND THIS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R.E.D

retired extremely dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!"

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Non existent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!"

But still, it's a WTF moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!

But still, it's a WTF moment "

Yep, how do you think I felt!

Men are an alien species to me sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last Sunday I had a man in between my legs and when I told him to fuck me, he looked me in the eyes and said “I will next time”

Then went home and blocked me

That’s how my sex life is going

Wtf!!!!

Ian the whopper from Tinder had truly sent my head west!

But still, it's a WTF moment

Yep, how do you think I felt!

Men are an alien species to me sometimes "

Well he certainly was, clearly had an ego more than what you could of stroked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly ours is great, prob every other weekday, couple of times at the weekends,

-mrs

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Fab! Truly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am reigniting my libido with the soft touch of my own hand.

Sex is sadly absent from my life.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I am reigniting my libido with the soft touch of my own hand.

Sex is sadly absent from my life. "

That is genuinely sad for me to hear

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Truly our sex life is amazing atm always horny and boo is just wanting it all the time

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By *r and Mrs minionCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Our sex life is amazing at the moment, Mrs M can't get enough

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

I have turned into some kind of a virgin cocktail

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

2yr single aft 12yr m/f relationship ended 2020, not bothered with anyone since. Just take each day as it comes really

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

My sex life; new meets are thin on the ground, while regular friends remind me that life is good

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

At it like rabbits

I’m exaggerating of course but it’s perfect for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the saddle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back in the saddle.

Not so shy then

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Not what it should be due to life and lethargy

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Ours is good, life gets in the way sometimes and awkward working hours, but we make up for it when we get the chance so all averages out

We try to get to clubs as much we can too, keep things spiced up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent at home, much better on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a sex life

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

It hasn't been a priority as I'm trying to slowly rehabilitate my health after two bouts of, what I suspect, was Covid: once in late 2019, before it was called Covid, and then a short blast of Omicron.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whats a sex life

If Lucifer don't know then we is all fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am reigniting my libido with the soft touch of my own hand.

Sex is sadly absent from my life.

That is genuinely sad for me to hear

I can dine off my memories still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent

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By *ynda1978Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

None existent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the time it’s too far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of the time it’s too far away

x "

But plans to be a lot nearer very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been fantastic. Child free weekends away like the one I've had ensure a great sex life.

I could do with more lesbian sex though but that's not easy to find unfortunately.

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Its Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than my love life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better than my love life!"

That's an improvement on most

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By *urvycatWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

It’s over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s over

Never say never

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By *urvycatWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I wish lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what I make off it

If I want a dry spell I can have it

If I want to get banged off 4 different guys a night 7 days a week I could have that also if I am not fussy

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"What anecdote you got for your sex life?"

Like a virgin at a prison rodeo... YeeHa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish lol"

Well your shop window is fab

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Crap !!!!

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I dont have one at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now as you’re asking. We’ve just finished screwing each other and as usual was fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good. But I would like it to be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines OK actually! Thanks for asking OP! Be grateful for cats they are a blessing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines OK actually! Thanks for asking OP! Be grateful for cats they are a blessing x"

Not when they land with claws out on groin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can’t complain other than some dirty pig gave me STI.

Sexually transmitted infections aren't like Mary Poppins, they can't appear out of thin air...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the Sahara Desert

Next lady gonna look like the marshmallow woman after I’m finished with her

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

More chance of it growing 5 inches and sucking itself

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

I find a lady in the local Centro Storico x

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

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