FabSwingers.com forum: Your lover's got no money...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fabbers of a certain vintage will remember the absolute earworm that is Freed From Desire (Mind and senses purified) by Gala Rizzatto.It contains the repeated line 'My lover's got no money, he's got his strong beliefs'.

For a laugh, what can you think of that your (real or fictional) lover has instead of money? Can be utterly silly or whatever you like. Bonus points if you can sing it to the rhythm of the original song. So, for example;

My lover's got no money, she's got a peachy ass.

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovers got no money she's got a tight pussy

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By *ettyJaneNWWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

My lover's got no money, he's got hands like shovels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally not me still singing

My lover's got no money he's got his trombolyse

When I saw this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovers go no money...

but she makes a good rope bunny!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

My lover's got no money,

She's got her pongy teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lover's got no money but his cum tastes just as honey.

My lover's got no money but he's got cryptocurrency.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My lover’s got no money he’s got a Christmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lover's got no money

But she's a skilled heart thief.

My lovers got no money

But she won't leave or cheat.

My lovers got no money

But rocks her tiny fig leaf.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Totally not me still singing

My lover's got no money he's got his trombolyse

When I saw this thread

Same lol

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My lovers got no money, he's got a nice moustache

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

My lover's got no money

She's even sold her Ford Capri

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lover's got no money, she's totally make believe...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

But he's a sexy beast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovers got no money

So I hooked up with someone who's loaded.

Happy Days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovers got no money

But he sure tastes like honey

So who needs money

When your lovers body

Tastes like honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lover's got no money but she thinks the way l do .

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