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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

That just about covers it.

Join in, find a friend, meet them behind the bike sheds, share a single lambert and butler, a can of woodpecker cider and ask them to post a message to that special someone that you’re too shy to tell yourself.

I think that’s how it works anyway.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Haha was about to do it too!

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha was about to do it too!

In"

What go behind the bike sheds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha was about to do it too!

In

What go behind the bike sheds "

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

I’ll play again

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Back in

Cheers Fiddles

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m always up for a meet behind the bike shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on and am happy to play the role of friend and post your crushes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the lovely Melrose from a sexy chap,il meet you behind the bike shed in ten minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe whej i get out of the bath properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again and happy to be postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for this round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for ppl with souls and Ford fiesta

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

In again

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Am I in, I don't know

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"In for ppl with souls and Ford fiesta "

I’ve got a David Soul album.

She’s a silver lady don’t you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very hot lady has asked me to pass this message onto mixed mister

I'd love for you to ch*ke me with those thighs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m back in

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'll play again.. there's still hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always in, free consultation services available to spruce up your love letters too - SWALK xx

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By *omeoplaysMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Fabulous and Bearded from a very sexy lady.

"he makes my minge twinge with his hot pics"

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m in again

Mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a very nice gentleman

Will you tell Little Bird and Little Red that there’s nothing little about me when I think of the two of their bums side by side.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Couple after dark, a gorgeous bottomed cutie says your costume combos are so damn hot.

She’s a very good judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very hot lady has asked me to pass this message onto mixed mister

I'd love for you to ch*ke me with those thighs "

Interested fully piqued, let's see if we can make that happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another message incoming for little red

Can you tell Little Red that this cheeky southerner can wait to get his hands on her delicious bum

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for Eric tion from a beautiful woman.

I'd love to bounce on his erection

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Always in for these. Send your Penny Blacks my way and I'll slip your heartfelt words into their tremulous, expectant boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, until the football sparks up !

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Another message for _ittlebird

“I would love _ittlebird to take a seat on my face right now”

Kind of agree with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple after dark, a gorgeous bottomed cutie says your costume combos are so damn hot.

She’s a very good judge. "

Ohh thank you

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Incoming message for Eric tion from a beautiful woman.

I'd love to bounce on his erection "

Now that's interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the lovely Melrose from a sexy chap,il meet you behind the bike shed in ten minutes"

Too bloody cold I’ll meet you inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like going behind the bike sheds.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I can play postie- I will of course use a creative license with your messages to give them some pizzazz

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Overspill from the last thread, my hot mate wants to say

Tasty Tatsy I want to lick every inch of your tattoos

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for MistyPeaks from a gorgeous man.

Can you tell her I'd like to see the coat pic without the emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Tesco doing the Big Shop, and in the process of choosing my avocados by gently squeezing them (but not by so much so as to damage them for the next customer!). As I took hold of a pair of fine specimens and proclaimed publicly that they looked so fine I was tempted to buy both, I heard a voice over my should say "You reckon those are peachy? You should see BeardedMan7's ass, now that is something that is far too tempting not to nibble on!" and as I turned to see who, I saw a beautiful derriere disappear around the corner, leaving behind a scent of regret and curiosity in the air...

...or something.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Mr mister I need some of your handsome pills.

An absolute hottie has asked me to let you know

That she thinks your pictures are hot and those thighs WOAH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming message for CoyoteUgly

Could you tell CoyoteUgly if she's that keen on bikesheds can I saddle her up and chain her to the railings

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Coyote ugly

My friend has said he will see you behind the bike shed in 5 mins. Please do not wear underwear, but bring cash

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"A message from a very nice gentleman

Will you tell Little Bird and Little Red that there’s nothing little about me when I think of the two of their bums side by side."

Why thank you… and I can imagine that scene very well

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"A message from a very nice gentleman

Will you tell Little Bird and Little Red that there’s nothing little about me when I think of the two of their bums side by side."

You mean your big smile right? I have to agree LittleBirds bum is lovely

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Another message for _ittlebird

“I would love _ittlebird to take a seat on my face right now”

Kind of agree with him "

I am blushing

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I was in Tesco doing the Big Shop, and in the process of choosing my avocados by gently squeezing them (but not by so much so as to damage them for the next customer!). As I took hold of a pair of fine specimens and proclaimed publicly that they looked so fine I was tempted to buy both, I heard a voice over my should say "You reckon those are peachy? You should see BeardedMan7's ass, now that is something that is far too tempting not to nibble on!" and as I turned to see who, I saw a beautiful derriere disappear around the corner, leaving behind a scent of regret and curiosity in the air...

...or something."

Nibble away

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Incoming message from a gentleman who wishes to remain anonymous, for those currently gathering behind the bike sheds:

“What happens behind bike sheds, stays behind bike sheds “.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"A message from a very nice gentleman

Will you tell Little Bird and Little Red that there’s nothing little about me when I think of the two of their bums side by side.

You mean your big smile right? I have to agree LittleBirds bum is lovely "

I may just have to a little lie down

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

LH

I found a very sexy friend on one of these a few days ago not that I'm gloating

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Another incoming message from a very sexy gentleman for Jamie

I’d love to give her some of my pizazz.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Another message incoming for little red

Can you tell Little Red that this cheeky southerner can wait to get his hands on her delicious bum"

You can put your hands wherever you want if I know who you are

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Incoming message for MistyPeaks from a gorgeous man.

Can you tell her I'd like to see the coat pic without the emoji"

Oh

You really wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming message :

Please can you tell Jamie Hants that I think she has the most delicious bum and pretty lips!

Would love to kiss her and grab that butt

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By *asmine xxxWoman
over a year ago

Cornwall, Bristol

Traveling so in for a bit

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Incoming message for MistyPeaks from a gorgeous man.

Can you tell her I'd like to see the coat pic without the emoji

Oh

You really wouldn’t "

He would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

But can’t be postie

In work

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

In again

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

How exactly does one play this enthralling game? I'm new here.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"How exactly does one play this enthralling game? I'm new here."

Everybody who posts in the thread agrees to suck my tallywhacker.

It’s in the t&cs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How exactly does one play this enthralling game? I'm new here."

Looks like we are all meeting behind the bike sheds

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

LittleBird it seems we've been paired again... is the universe trying to tell us something or just one person

A handsome friend has said he wishes we were both using him as our own personal sofa, no clothes allowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a gent to a hottie :

Could you tell _asmine xxx if she happens to be travelling in my direction I have somewhere for her to take a seat when she arrives.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

In for a little bit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Incoming message for MistyPeaks from a gorgeous man.

Can you tell her I'd like to see the coat pic without the emoji

Oh

You really wouldn’t "

^^ I can confirm this is a lie. She is beautiful

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"LittleBird it seems we've been paired again... is the universe trying to tell us something or just one person

A handsome friend has said he wishes we were both using him as our own personal sofa, no clothes allowed!

"

Oh… I think that is just something that definitely needs to happen

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Always happy to play cupid. Have a couple of weddings and an engagement under my belt already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How exactly does one play this enthralling game? I'm new here."

You send people messages saying that you want to do rude things to my meat sack, and then I get a little dopamine hit when I read them. They don't need to be Specific,

Measurable, Achievable, Relevant or Time bound.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for _eardedman7 from a someone wearing awesome pants

I think he has an incredible body and I want to lick every inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you tell agent Coulson,I want that rope tied around my wrists

Thank you

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Incoming message for _eardedman7 from a someone wearing awesome pants

I think he has an incredible body and I want to lick every inch "

Drop me a message and I’ll make it happen x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I know someone who would very much like to play behind the bike sheds with deelicious and talk about their favourite 80s movies amongst other things.

I think he would like to know if you’re more of a Lost Boys or The Burbs kind of gal

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

ZeroLondon you’re a lucky man. A lovely lady says

A message for zeroLondon,I've fancied you from afar ,I'd really love a little bit of Southern comfort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"How exactly does one play this enthralling game? I'm new here.

Looks like we are all meeting behind the bike sheds "

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Many romantic interludes with passionate interlopers were had behind the bike sheds in my day.

I still intrigued about Fiddle's "tallywhacker".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves sheepishly* hi

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hello thread. Nice to see you again. It’s been ages. (It hasn’t. It’s barely been hours.) Am I in? Yes. Yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just incase its a different cheeky southerner whos message was posted above......

Can you tell Little Red that this cheeky southerner can wait to get his hands on her delicious bum

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"I know someone who would very much like to play behind the bike sheds with deelicious and talk about their favourite 80s movies amongst other things.

I think he would like to know if you’re more of a Lost Boys or The Burbs kind of gal "

All I got to say is there can be only one

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"ZeroLondon you’re a lucky man. A lovely lady says

A message for zeroLondon,I've fancied you from afar ,I'd really love a little bit of Southern comfort "

°

Well, I just went from Nero to Zerø in a picosecond!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message from a delicious gentleman for Wild Blonde

There is something about her legs that makes we want to open them.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m also very much here for Littlebird and LittleRed getting together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a sexy looking gent :

Could you please tell the lovely lady from MistyPeaks, that I'd love to spend hours exploring those curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you tell wildblonde she does B&W so well, has stunning legs and a lush pert ass

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Misty, don’t be alarmed but there’s someone who’s currently lost in your peaks.

We’ve done some welfare checks and he has advised a search party will not be required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you tell Dangermouse that those thighs are giving me the flutters

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m in!

And Fiddles. I fancy the pants off you!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Fiddlesticks there is someone in my DMs that would like to gobble on your tallywacker.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"From a sexy looking gent :

Could you please tell the lovely lady from MistyPeaks, that I'd love to spend hours exploring those curves "

It could take days

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m also very much here for Littlebird and LittleRed getting together. "

Me too

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Miss Giggles, there is someone who would like you to polish their helmet.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Misty, don’t be alarmed but there’s someone who’s currently lost in your peaks.

We’ve done some welfare checks and he has advised a search party will not be required. "

I’m laughing so much at this

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I’m here and very much in, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello postie.

Please pass MissYeuxBleus a note in class: “To help with the bike sheds, I’ll meet you in the toilets at breaktime.”

Thanks much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Rise-Tinted Glasses from gorgeous looking lady

"Can we make it happen….. pretty please "

I'd suggest that that answer should be a resounding YES!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

MissYeuxBleus - a kindhearted chap says:-

Her eyes and smile are so intoxicating they give me goosebumps x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m also very much here for Littlebird and LittleRed getting together. "

I'll provide the location, and split the ticket revenue...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Very good OP very good and don’t forget the polos if you get caught

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Hello postie.

Please pass MissYeuxBleus a note in class: “To help with the bike sheds, I’ll meet you in the toilets at breaktime.”

Thanks much."

Cubical on the end! See you there

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"MissYeuxBleus - a kindhearted chap says:-

Her eyes and smile are so intoxicating they give me goosebumps x"

aw this makes me happy x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you.

I would very much be up for this

"

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you. "

I'm very much sold! Where am I going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a handsome chap to Principessa

"after reading her status id love to be her big spoon snugglefuck partner"

He looks like he'd make a excellent big spoon

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Incoming message from a delicious gentleman for Wild Blonde

There is something about her legs that makes we want to open them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a sexy looking gent :

Could you please tell the lovely lady from MistyPeaks, that I'd love to spend hours exploring those curves

It could take days "

Sounds like it would be time very well spent to me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Mixed Mister - you, my friend have struck gold!!! An absolute stunner has sent this for you :-

Could you tell Mixed Mister that I’d very much like to share that bath with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every weekend we get the ego stroke of the clique...congrats on all those feeding the machine

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"From a sexy looking gent :

Could you please tell the lovely lady from MistyPeaks, that I'd love to spend hours exploring those curves

It could take days

Sounds like it would be time very well spent to me "

I’ll provide snacks

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you.

I'm very much sold! Where am I going? "

Apparently Danger Mouse is sorting a location

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By *asmine xxxWoman
over a year ago

Cornwall, Bristol


"Every weekend we get the ego stroke of the clique...congrats on all those feeding the machine"

I could do with a stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I doing,?

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"Every weekend we get the ego stroke of the clique...congrats on all those feeding the machine

I could do with a stroke "

Join the queue!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"From a handsome chap to Principessa

"after reading her status id love to be her big spoon snugglefuck partner"

He looks like he'd make a excellent big spoon"

Tell them the doors open, come on up and slip in

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you.

I'm very much sold! Where am I going? "

Little bird wants to send you a message regarding this

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you.

I'm very much sold! Where am I going?

Little bird wants to send you a message regarding this "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

JamieHants! I have an urgent message for you from a mysterious busty lady …

“I think she’s brilliant. I’m not sure if I want to kiss her or go drinking with her. So I’ll

Let her choose over a drink ”

I know exactly how she feels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mixed Mister - you, my friend have struck gold!!! An absolute stunner has sent this for you :-

Could you tell Mixed Mister that I’d very much like to share that bath with him "

Well I shall get the bath running, while she reveals herself and makes her way to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a sexy looking gent :

Could you please tell the lovely lady from MistyPeaks, that I'd love to spend hours exploring those curves

It could take days

Sounds like it would be time very well spent to me

I’ll provide snacks "

This exploration just keeps getting better, I'm all in.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"One for Rise-Tinted Glasses from gorgeous looking lady

"Can we make it happen….. pretty please "

I'd suggest that that answer should be a resounding YES!!"

Given the postie’s enthusiasm, how could I refuse? Now I just need to work out who sent that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely "

I wasn't in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Clearly I'm doing this all wrong: I found a postmaster general and sent my message, and he/she logged off over ½ an hour ago!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for Maturevixen from a lovely gentleman.

I like to take you to bed and explore all you’re body from head to foot

To kiss you all over make love to you’re lovely body x x x x

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Clearly I'm doing this all wrong: I found a postmaster general and sent my message, and he/she logged off over ½ an hour ago! "

I’ll be your postie sweetheart x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Clearly I'm doing this all wrong: I found a postmaster general and sent my message, and he/she logged off over ½ an hour ago! "

Send it again beautiful

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in and happy to be postie

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you.

I'm very much sold! Where am I going?

Little bird wants to send you a message regarding this

"

Beautiful LittleRed. We would like to make this happen. You’ll have to message me though as I’m a little too old for your filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another for Fabulous and Bearded from a stunning lady.

"Can you let F&B know that I can’t wait to re-enact one of his videos but it won’t be fruit this time"

I had to go and check said video to get the context and its an offer I'd urge you to follow up on .

P.S. I might have to steal that video idea

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I have just had this message land in my inbox:

“Principessa I do very much like the way she emerges from a wetsuit”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coyote ugly

My friend has said he will see you behind the bike shed in 5 mins. Please do not wear underwear, but bring cash "

I have some spare change.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Principessia - you have a message from somewhat of a poet here:-

I’ll flirt with every person in this thread, but you’re the one I really want. Come here and open your legs, you can wrap your fingers round the back of my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky Message for Gr8Str8, “I’ve changed my mind” - uh oh!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"I have just had this message land in my inbox:

“Principessa I do very much like the way she emerges from a wetsuit”

"

It’s always something I can do with a hand if you’re offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little Bird and Little Red:

Someone has popped in to say he and Bigbuttbi have discussed and they think it would be amazing to have a 4 way bi session with the both of you.

I'm very much sold! Where am I going?

Apparently Danger Mouse is sorting a location "

It’s just my place (shrug emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky Message for Gr8Str8, “I’ve changed my mind” - uh oh!"

Pfft, am I meant to feel a sense of loss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv a message for you

I love the way your anus fuzz sways in the wind when your anus blows a kiss just like a tiger exploding out of the grass

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"Principessia - you have a message from somewhat of a poet here:-

I’ll flirt with every person in this thread, but you’re the one I really want. Come here and open your legs, you can wrap your fingers round the back of my head.

"

Can you tell said person no good telling me they can breathe through their ears, my thighs will be clamped rather firmly round them

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"ZeroLondon you’re a lucky man. A lovely lady says

A message for zeroLondon,I've fancied you from afar ,I'd really love a little bit of Southern comfort

°

Well, I just went from Nero to Zerø in a picosecond! "

Oops what a non head I am. Sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely

I wasn't in... "
tut tut. Some Non consensual fancying going on here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely

I wasn't in... "

Please don’t shoot the postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely

I wasn't in... tut tut. Some Non consensual fancying going on here. "

How can you consent to the unknown?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sorry I’m late.

But the lovely jasmine a lovely guy says

Tell the lovely Jasmine I’ve got her ticket to ride right here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky Message for Gr8Str8, “I’ve changed my mind” - uh oh!

Pfft, am I meant to feel a sense of loss?"

I'm just the postperson!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Foxy Red get this.

There’s a hunky fella who’s asking you this

Can we get naked behind the bike sheds promise I will keep her warm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was playing with some mechano, but the model I was looking for was pretty tough, so I needed to consult the instructions. As I was reading them I noted this disclaimer:

" Please let Principessa know that I'd love to couple my pierced tongue with those pierced nipples "

Now that's the sort of metalwork I can get onboard with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from a stunning lady.

"Can you let F&B know that I can’t wait to re-enact one of his videos but it won’t be fruit this time"

I had to go and check said video to get the context and its an offer I'd urge you to follow up on .

P.S. I might have to steal that video idea"

All right reserved

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

*hears some rustling...wonders across to behind the bikeshed... with a box of krispy kreme in hand*

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,


"I was playing with some mechano, but the model I was looking for was pretty tough, so I needed to consult the instructions. As I was reading them I noted this disclaimer:

" Please let Principessa know that I'd love to couple my pierced tongue with those pierced nipples "

Now that's the sort of metalwork I can get onboard with!"

Just my nipples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheeky Message for Gr8Str8, “I’ve changed my mind” - uh oh!

Pfft, am I meant to feel a sense of loss?

I'm just the postperson!"

Consider yourself not shot then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely

I wasn't in... tut tut. Some Non consensual fancying going on here.

How can you consent to the unknown? "
Im playing. Maybe it didn't come across that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from a stunning lady.

"Can you let F&B know that I can’t wait to re-enact one of his videos but it won’t be fruit this time"

I had to go and check said video to get the context and its an offer I'd urge you to follow up on .

P.S. I might have to steal that video idea

All right reserved "

Damn it, might just have to risk the lawsuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from a stunning lady.

"Can you let F&B know that I can’t wait to re-enact one of his videos but it won’t be fruit this time"

I had to go and check said video to get the context and its an offer I'd urge you to follow up on .

P.S. I might have to steal that video idea

All right reserved

Damn it, might just have to risk the lawsuit"

We can lick one together

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Cheeky Message for Gr8Str8, “I’ve changed my mind” - uh oh!

Pfft, am I meant to feel a sense of loss?

I'm just the postperson!

Consider yourself not shot then"

Why is anyone getting shot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely

I wasn't in... tut tut. Some Non consensual fancying going on here.

How can you consent to the unknown? Im playing. Maybe it didn't come across that way. "

You, like most on here must have been playing with one's self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming message for gr8st8 from a delicious lady.

Don’t be so cynical. I’ll stroke if you ask really nicely

I wasn't in... tut tut. Some Non consensual fancying going on here.

How can you consent to the unknown? Im playing. Maybe it didn't come across that way.

You, like most on here must have been playing with one's self"
I'm a self confessed wanker for sure. Its on my CV next to sleep. And drinking coffee.

I hope you're having more fun that is coming across. If not when the fun stops, stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from a stunning lady.

"Can you let F&B know that I can’t wait to re-enact one of his videos but it won’t be fruit this time"

I had to go and check said video to get the context and its an offer I'd urge you to follow up on .

P.S. I might have to steal that video idea

All right reserved

Damn it, might just have to risk the lawsuit

We can lick one together "

are we still talking fruit or the lovely lady that offered something else for a good licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from a stunning lady.

"Can you let F&B know that I can’t wait to re-enact one of his videos but it won’t be fruit this time"

I had to go and check said video to get the context and its an offer I'd urge you to follow up on .

P.S. I might have to steal that video idea

All right reserved

Damn it, might just have to risk the lawsuit

We can lick one together

are we still talking fruit or the lovely lady that offered something else for a good licking"

Well as I don’t know who she is, I’ll play safe and say a fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

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I definitely need to get me one of those videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

Reposted due to the emojis disappearing when pasting.

I definitely need to get me one of those videos "

Again depends who she is

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

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I definitely need to get me one of those videos "

Oh my god. I watched the video

I’ll be gone for a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

Reposted due to the emojis disappearing when pasting.

I definitely need to get me one of those videos

Oh my god. I watched the video

I’ll be gone for a few minutes "

You are welcome

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

In, but off for a few beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In, but off for a few beers "

So out then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

Reposted due to the emojis disappearing when pasting.

I definitely need to get me one of those videos

Again depends who she is "

I'm not at liberty to divulge names due to the postie secrecy laws, but let me just say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

Reposted due to the emojis disappearing when pasting.

I definitely need to get me one of those videos

Again depends who she is

I'm not at liberty to divulge names due to the postie secrecy laws, but let me just say "

Oh I was trying to get her name, my inbox is open to anyone, if one wants to text, one is welcome to do so, the rest is just public banter that I am not taking seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

Reposted due to the emojis disappearing when pasting.

I definitely need to get me one of those videos

Again depends who she is

I'm not at liberty to divulge names due to the postie secrecy laws, but let me just say

Oh I was trying to get her name, my inbox is open to anyone, if one wants to text, one is welcome to do so, the rest is just public banter that I am not taking seriously "

If either or both give me the nod to pass on, i shall or maybe I'll lick the names it into the surface of fruit while you teach me how it do it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

Reposted due to the emojis disappearing when pasting.

I definitely need to get me one of those videos

Again depends who she is

I'm not at liberty to divulge names due to the postie secrecy laws, but let me just say

Oh I was trying to get her name, my inbox is open to anyone, if one wants to text, one is welcome to do so, the rest is just public banter that I am not taking seriously

If either or both give me the nod to pass on, i shall or maybe I'll lick the names it into the surface of fruit while you teach me how it do it . "

I’ll start a workshop tomorrow

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Rose tinted glasses I’m late with this but a sexy so and so wants to shag your brains out.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Rose tinted glasses I’m late with this but a sexy so and so wants to shag your brains out. "

Straight to the point. No flim-flam. I’m game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another for Fabulous and Bearded from another stunner, you've got some glorious offers today.

"I looked at the video and I’d also like to reenact it please "

Reposted due to the emojis disappearing when pasting.

I definitely need to get me one of those videos

Again depends who she is

I'm not at liberty to divulge names due to the postie secrecy laws, but let me just say

Oh I was trying to get her name, my inbox is open to anyone, if one wants to text, one is welcome to do so, the rest is just public banter that I am not taking seriously "

It may or may not have been me

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