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"Based on a short horror story from 1902, Monkey's Paw is about 3 wishes coming true, but with an unforeseen cost. So, through inspiration from the 3 wishes thread. Reply to the previous poster, corrupting their wish (let's keep it funny and not meanspirited), and then posting your own wish for the next post to corrupt. And repeat! I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective." It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life | |||
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" It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing." (This broke me  thank you for making me spurt coffee everywhere) | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life" You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. " You will have your Christmas presents appreciated by being stacked in a cupboard with a glass door.. staring at them and guilt tripping the recipients 
I wish for a woodland escape weekend far away from other people. Just us. Snow and hot chocolate. | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. You will have your Christmas presents appreciated by being stacked in a cupboard with a glass door.. staring at them and guilt tripping the recipients
I wish for a woodland escape weekend far away from other people. Just us. Snow and hot chocolate. "You shall have your escape, but you won't be able to get any hot chocolate. I wish for someone to come around and clean my flat for free. | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. You will have your Christmas presents appreciated by being stacked in a cupboard with a glass door.. staring at them and guilt tripping the recipients
I wish for a woodland escape weekend far away from other people. Just us. Snow and hot chocolate. "Your wish is granted. Unfortunately it's in that well known spot where all bears go to do that thing in the woods...you thought it was hot chocolate! I wish I able to breathe underwater | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. You will have your Christmas presents appreciated by being stacked in a cupboard with a glass door.. staring at them and guilt tripping the recipients
I wish for a woodland escape weekend far away from other people. Just us. Snow and hot chocolate. "It’s just you, and a hot drink, in the snow, no clothes fire or shelter. You quickly perish from hypothermia. I wish i was an all round nice guy | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. You will have your Christmas presents appreciated by being stacked in a cupboard with a glass door.. staring at them and guilt tripping the recipients
I wish for a woodland escape weekend far away from other people. Just us. Snow and hot chocolate.
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately it's in that well known spot where all bears go to do that thing in the woods...you thought it was hot chocolate!
I wish I able to breathe underwater "You try out your new ability to breathe underwater but just so happens I'm taking my pet shark out for a swim and he bites your legs off! I wish I wasn't at work today | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. You will have your Christmas presents appreciated by being stacked in a cupboard with a glass door.. staring at them and guilt tripping the recipients
I wish for a woodland escape weekend far away from other people. Just us. Snow and hot chocolate.
It’s just you, and a hot drink, in the snow, no clothes fire or shelter. You quickly perish from hypothermia.
I wish i was an all round nice guy "Your widh is granted but as an all roubd nice guy you will never get the girl instead always being friend zoned. I wish for someone to come and decorate my house. | |||
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" I wish for a day I could experience sex from someone else's perspective. It would be from my perspective and therefore rubbish, short and disappointing. I wish for a lovely woman in my life You can have your lovely woman but it would be my aunt who doesn't move once sat and is a chatterbox but will make you feel like a scalded child if you make a brew wrong. I wish for the Christmas presents I give out to be useful not stacked in a dusty cupboard. You will have your Christmas presents appreciated by being stacked in a cupboard with a glass door.. staring at them and guilt tripping the recipients
I wish for a woodland escape weekend far away from other people. Just us. Snow and hot chocolate.
It’s just you, and a hot drink, in the snow, no clothes fire or shelter. You quickly perish from hypothermia.
I wish i was an all round nice guy
Your widh is granted but as an all roubd nice guy you will never get the girl instead always being friend zoned.
I wish for someone to come and decorate my house."Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour | |||
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"You will have your house decorated by someone who will take no notice of your instructions. Their choice of materials and finishes will be all wrong for you. For myself, I would like to be able to converse in the language of whichever country I'm in..... "You end up in Antarctica which is neutral territory with official language. You’re mute. | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour " HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery " Ha ha your wish is granted!- You will be a multi millionaire.... in Zimbabwe Dollars. Now, so that I can hide from all my enemies (people I owe money to), I want to turn invisible. | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery Ha ha your wish is granted!- You will be a multi millionaire.... in Zimbabwe Dollars. Now, so that I can hide from all my enemies (people I owe money to), I want to turn invisible." Your wish is granted, and you become invisible. Unfortunately, you involuntarily scream "I'm invisible and naked" everywhere you go. I wish I could talk to animals | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery " You have won the lottery and now have free lambirini for life. I wish for a someone to open a decent Chinese that doesn't cost the earth. | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery Ha ha your wish is granted!- You will be a multi millionaire.... in Zimbabwe Dollars. Now, so that I can hide from all my enemies (people I owe money to), I want to turn invisible. Your wish is granted, and you become invisible. Unfortunately, you involuntarily scream "I'm invisible and naked" everywhere you go. I wish I could talk to animals " You can now talk to animals and have a TV film crew following your every move. Your superstardom mean your crowds of fans and followers scare them all off and they go into hiding | |||
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"Based on a short horror story from 1902, Monkey's Paw is about 3 wishes coming true, but with an unforeseen cost. So, through inspiration from the 3 wishes thread. Reply to the previous poster, corrupting their wish (let's keep it funny and not meanspirited), and then posting your own wish for the next post to corrupt. And repeat! " Creepshow did a monkeys paw episode. It was enjoyable  | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery You have won the lottery and now have free lambirini for life. I wish for a someone to open a decent Chinese that doesn't cost the earth. " Your wish is granted, but all orders will only be taken in cantonese. If you cant speak ityou wont get served. I wish for it always be about 16 degrees | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery You have won the lottery and now have free lambirini for life. I wish for a someone to open a decent Chinese that doesn't cost the earth. Your wish is granted, but all orders will only be taken in cantonese. If you cant speak ityou wont get served. I wish for it always be about 16 degrees" Your wish is granted it's always 16 degrees, but only for everyone else, you will always have to endure 32 degree heat I wish that I could understand and talk every language without translation | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery You have won the lottery and now have free lambirini for life. I wish for a someone to open a decent Chinese that doesn't cost the earth. Your wish is granted, but all orders will only be taken in cantonese. If you cant speak ityou wont get served. I wish for it always be about 16 degrees Your wish is granted it's always 16 degrees, but only for everyone else, you will always have to endure 32 degree heat I wish that I could understand and talk every language without translation " Your wish is granted, but you speak so many languages you repeat every sentence in each one, and people die of boredom talking to you. I wish I could read minds  | |||
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" Woodchip wall paper and pink paint was on sale, bad luck . I wish I had a hot single neighbour HornyTruckerMakeYouSquirtFister6969 moves in next door, he keeps the heating on year round so he’s very hot. I wish I won the lottery You have won the lottery and now have free lambirini for life. I wish for a someone to open a decent Chinese that doesn't cost the earth. Your wish is granted, but all orders will only be taken in cantonese. If you cant speak ityou wont get served. I wish for it always be about 16 degrees Your wish is granted it's always 16 degrees, but only for everyone else, you will always have to endure 32 degree heat I wish that I could understand and talk every language without translation Your wish is granted, but you speak so many languages you repeat every sentence in each one, and people die of boredom talking to you. I wish I could read minds "Your wish is granted but you cant filter out one voice from another so end up going crazy from all the noise in your mind. I wish to give my wish to someone else | |||
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