FabSwingers.com forum: If someone asked you…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -

“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”

Would you?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

How dare they ask that without even taking me out. I’d walk in disgust

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Popping up out of the blue hints at the possibility of waffle involvement so that would be a no

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please."

You kinky bastard that's pure filth

The women will flock to you there will be none left .

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

You kinky bastard that's pure filth

The women will flock to you there will be none left ."

I am nothing if not cunning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please."

Under the covers too?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please."

Be still my beating heart

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -

“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”

Would you?

Of course, who wouldn’t. But it doesn’t mean I’d do stuff I didn’t wanna do.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This place gets worse with degenerate perverts like you two

Here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm for me anything to do with kink requires consent, so I've gotta be honest, if they can't discuss /share what they are thinking, i think it would be a no from me

Now if you've already exhaustively discussed boundaries and likes, don't likes.. Then maybe

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

The goat from last time is still roaming round the garden mate!!!

So no thanks

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Not a frigging chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

Be still my beating heart

Why does that have a sinister tone to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

If it’s the person I’ve been chatting a lot with lately then yes definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The goat from last time is still roaming round the garden mate!!!

So no thanks"

Haha. Not the G.O.A.T you hopped for?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

Under the covers too?

Is there any other way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure "

^this is bait. I know better.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Someone I fancy sends me a message asking for sex?

As we’re already in the world of fantasy I might as well go along with it

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

Be still my beating heart

I might have been boasting a bit about 3 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone I fancy sends me a message asking for sex?

As we’re already in the world of fantasy I might as well go along with it

actually made me laugh.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

Be still my beating heart

I might have been boasting a bit

about 3 minutes.

You cunning bastard you know there a lot of women out there like premature ejactulators

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

Be still my beating heart

I might have been boasting a bit

about 3 minutes.

You cunning bastard you know there a lot of women out there like premature ejactulators"

At 3 mins, you can do it more than others per hour!

#think positive

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -

“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”

Would you?

Not without risking prison

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -

“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”

Would you?

Not without risking prison

Well. It’s a good job I didn’t send you a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably, maybe. I would make sure to put a large cork up my arse with a no entry sign on though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cos knowing my luck the kink would have something to do with my ass

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Highly unlikely and yet extremely likely that she would unceremoniously shove a lexicon up my sphincter.

I'll pass.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m still waiting for this message to come through, has everyone else had theirs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably, maybe. I would make sure to put a large cork up my arse with a no entry sign on though.

Can I put that cork up your ass for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m still waiting for this message to come through, has everyone else had theirs?

At 8pm.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Yes, most definitely so long as there's a safe word and as always, no means no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, most definitely so long as there's a safe word and as always, no means no."

But a yes means yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chance would be a fine thing, I end up everyone's pal n no ones lover

I'm good with it tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the who and the time available

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By *m_hardMan
over a year ago

Swaffham

Of course, the answer is Yes. Mainly because you already suss'd the person is not a nutter.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

You kinky bastard that's pure filth

The women will flock to you there will be none left .

I am nothing if not cunning."

Are you a cunning linguist?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -

“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”

Would you?

"
I actually hurt my head to read this then again it could also be the 8 pints of Guinness that did it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just imagine that hot sexy person you’ve had your eye and you’ve built up the knowledge they’re not a nutter pops up out of the blue and asks -

“HEY! I’m wondering if you’d like to join me for some kinky sex! But just to make it fun for me, you can’t ask what! D’ya fancy joining me?”

Would you?

I actually hurt my head to read this then again it could also be the 8 pints of Guinness that did it

I might have also had a few when I typed this last night

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"100% no.

Strictly unadventurous, lights-off, socks-on, 3-minute, perfunctory missionary for me, please.

Be still my beating heart

I might have been boasting a bit about 3 minutes.

That's ok, I get bored after 2 minutes and shuffle away to leave you with the wet patch

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