FabSwingers.com forum: Exhausted but up for it.

By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

A close friend of mine, who looks remarkably like me, has had a most exhausting week. But does tired mean an absence of sexual pleasure?

What would you do to please, arouse, or otherwise stimulate a passive, drained lover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly? Let them sleep.

Or just kiss up the inside of their legs.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd make them hot chocolate and put fresh sheets on the bed, to aid restful sleep. We can fuck later.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

These two are the loveliest, and most comforting, replies.

Thank you both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kisses. Make tea. Run a bath and look after them. Make them feel wanted even if they aren’t feeling up for it. X

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge/London

As above, being pressured is the worst thing ever. Sometimes the best thing to do is just say, shall we get an early night!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Blow a whistle in their face and scream that they’re finished when I say they’re finished.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Kisses. Make tea. Run a bath and look after them. Make them feel wanted even if they aren’t feeling up for it. X"

That sounds like everything I want right now

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wait until they're just dozing off, then whip my top off and stick a nipple in their mouth. Works quicker than caffeine

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Laceby

Run a bath, give a massage, help them sleep.

I’d never want sex with someone who’s tired and drained.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Arrange a bukkake party for you, just lie back and close your eyes!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Wrap them up in a blanket, put them in front of the TV with their favourite show. Give them a glass of wine and put snacks in their mouth. Then give them a head pat.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Kisses. Make tea. Run a bath and look after them. Make them feel wanted even if they aren’t feeling up for it. X"

Oh my. This brings back such beautiful memories.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"As above, being pressured is the worst thing ever. Sometimes the best thing to do is just say, shall we get an early night!

Ah, pity for an old man. You are kind and gentle.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Blow a whistle in their face and scream that they’re finished when I say they’re finished. "

OK, I laughed.

Then micro-napped.

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge/London

"As above, being pressured is the worst thing ever. Sometimes the best thing to do is just say, shall we get an early night!

Ah, pity for an old man. You are kind and gentle. "

Then you can wake up earlier for morning sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure they are warm. And when they wake up from there sleep, they wake to a wonderland sexy kiss.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"As above, being pressured is the worst thing ever. Sometimes the best thing to do is just say, shall we get an early night!

Ah, pity for an old man. You are kind and gentle.

Then you can wake up earlier for morning sex

You just get better and better.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Make sure they are warm. And when they wake up from there sleep, they wake to a wonderland sexy kiss. "

This is so charming.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Leave them snoozing with the fire on and then go out

This isn’t true at all….I’d probably doze off too

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

With 2 young kids it's safe to say I'm like a permanently exhausted pigeon as is the Mr, we still find the energy for sex, some nights maybe just oral others just a cuddle, but regardless of how shattered we are we always time, sleepy sex can be fun too.

Mrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"These two are the loveliest, and most comforting, replies.

Thank you both."

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’d take off my nylon house coat (got to make an effort), boil the kettle, make you a pot noodle, crack open a couple of tins of Tennant’s Super. Then I’d take the laundry out of the bath. Run you a warm one.

Might boink ya later

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"Blow a whistle in their face and scream that they’re finished when I say they’re finished. "

I didn't even need to see your name to know it's you. That chaotic energy is truly a gift.

(That we need to put in the bin)

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"I’d take off my nylon house coat (got to make an effort), boil the kettle, make you a pot noodle, crack open a couple of tins of Tennant’s Super. Then I’d take the laundry out of the bath. Run you a warm one.

Might boink ya later "

You are a classy fucker.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Might boink ya later

You are a classy fucker."

Nah - I just fuck classy people & hope I’ll soak in in like osmosis or summat

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

I'd probably just let them be. Run a bath, light a nice candle. Feed them good food, a gentle head massage. Sometimes you need to switch off. Obviously I'll fall asleep spooning them and forking can happen in the morning if they're recharged. Sometimes it's just nice to have naked cuddles and have that intimacy without additional things.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I'd probably just let them be. Run a bath, light a nice candle. Feed them good food, a gentle head massage. Sometimes you need to switch off. Obviously I'll fall asleep spooning them and forking can happen in the morning if they're recharged. Sometimes it's just nice to have naked cuddles and have that intimacy without additional things. "

I’ve had a shit week

What time can I expect you?

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

I'd give him a full body massage under dimmed lights and as soon as he started snoring I'd tuck him In

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

I’ve had a shit week

What time can I expect you?"

Around 10pm, I'll even bring some wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get a blanket, tell him to lay on the sofa with his head on my lap and then I'd stroke his hair to help him settle down to sleep. Id let him stay there resting while I watched tv making sure as not to disturb him

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I’ve had a shit week

What time can I expect you?"

OI!

She answered me first.

Rock-paper-scissors?

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'd get a blanket, tell him to lay on the sofa with his head on my lap and then I'd stroke his hair to help him settle down to sleep. Id let him stay there resting while I watched tv making sure as not to disturb him

I physically felt this.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I just fuck classy people"

(Crosses you off my 'maybe one day, if the stars are right' wishlist.)

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"But does tired mean an absence of sexual pleasure?"

Yes. Get to bed and get some rest and play again another day!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

It would definitely involve cuddles and just letting them “be”

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"It would definitely involve cuddles and just letting them “be”

Aaaaaannnnddd relax.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I just fuck classy people

(Crosses you off my 'maybe one day, if the stars are right' wishlist.)"

You’ll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I physically felt this.

Nothing better than watching your lover laying there looking so at peace, I find it also relaxes me as well

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Throw them in the shower, poor them a couple of large drinks, they'll be up for anything you want then

Thank me later

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I just fuck classy people

(Crosses you off my 'maybe one day, if the stars are right' wishlist.)

You’ll be back

Hasta la vista, baby.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I physically felt this.

Nothing better than watching your lover laying there looking so at peace, I find it also relaxes me as well

Looking at your age limits, and rarely wanted to be 6 months older more.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear Thesp', despite the allegory in your post, quite simply, I would bathe you in a pool of rejuvenating oxytocin 'nectar'.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Dear Thesp', despite the allegory in your post, quite simply, I would bathe you in a pool of rejuvenating oxytocin 'nectar'."

You are never less than a sublime delight, dear Nero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Jack's drained lover...

Would love all of the above too (except maybe the whistle) I miss falling asleep with my head on a partners lap.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"I am Jack's drained lover...

Would love all of the above too (except maybe the whistle) I miss falling asleep with my head on a partners lap. "

You make me miss something I've never done. That's quite a skill.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Power Nap then back to it

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I would leave them well alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd run him a bath,put clean bedding on,and be happy with naked cuddles

There's always the next morning for rampant sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serenade them to sleep with a selection of ACDC classics played on the saxophone.

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

I would get into bed naked with them and simply hold them while they sleep.

Still get lots of lovely endorphins from skin to skin, feeling loved, and safe....and boobs pressing against you cheers many a man up. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A close friend of mine, who looks remarkably like me, has had a most exhausting week. But does tired mean an absence of sexual pleasure?

What would you do to please, arouse, or otherwise stimulate a passive, drained lover?"

Just go to bed with them and let nature take its course when it's good and ready to

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Tell him to get off of Fab and flop his dick out.

I'll suck him to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd stick my finger up his asshole (with consent) and then slap his dick. I think that would help..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd stick my finger up his asshole (with consent) and then slap his dick. I think that would help..

I wouldn’t sleep if you were in my room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back strokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd stick my finger up his asshole (with consent) and then slap his dick. I think that would help..

I wouldn’t sleep if you were in my room. "

I would turn all the lights off and crawl around on all fours making wild frog noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd stick my finger up his asshole (with consent) and then slap his dick. I think that would help..

I wouldn’t sleep if you were in my room.

I would turn all the lights off and crawl around on all fours making wild frog noises."

You'd be very scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd stick my finger up his asshole (with consent) and then slap his dick. I think that would help..

I wouldn’t sleep if you were in my room.

I would turn all the lights off and crawl around on all fours making wild frog noises.

You'd be very scared.

I repeat. I wouldn’t t sleep if you were in my room

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'd stick my finger up his asshole (with consent) and then slap his dick. I think that would help..

This is your answer to everything, though, and now we're banned from the pub quiz.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Back strokes

Last time this happened I was in a swimming pool. Still, I got very wet.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

I would turn all the lights off and crawl around on all fours making wild frog noises."

If we can make it cicadas, this might actually work.

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