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Men who compare their dicks to a TV remote or a beer can

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By *tallionExotica OP   Man
over a year ago

Islington

Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting others down to bring yourself up is even cringier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some like the ridiculous. Some like the sublime. I once saw someone eat jelly on toast, and I'm still standing.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."

This is why I always use a Pringles tube…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some threads can have the same effect maybe? If people are happy with how they represent themselves then that's fine by me. Not all going to love every type of photo choice, some are amusing too and tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some like the ridiculous. Some like the sublime. I once saw someone eat jelly on toast, and I'm still standing."

Better than you ever did? Looking like a true survivor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.

This is why I always use a Pringles tube…"

I hope you eat the pringles first!

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Don’t impress me much

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Each to their own I'm sure us women post equally ghastly pics, what one likes another hates.

Mrs

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By *punky89Man
over a year ago

nottingham

I like to compare mine to a AAA battery lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y "

Does that happen alot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?"

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some like the ridiculous. Some like the sublime. I once saw someone eat jelly on toast, and I'm still standing.

Better than you ever did? Looking like a true survivor? "

Oh brilliant, that’ll be me singing that all afternoon now

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick "

Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

im not complaining, got a nice side line in selling half size sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You best believe if my cock was as big as a tube of pringles (the big version) I would be uploading copious amounts of pictures comparing the 2 sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?"

I'd ask him but he got blocked a long time ago

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?

I'd ask him but he got blocked a long time ago "

Don't blame you tbh.... all mine are real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?

I'd ask him but he got blocked a long time ago

Don't blame you tbh.... all mine are real"

Ok...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.

Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why's the OP, supposedly a straight guy, oggling at pics if guys cocks..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why's the OP, supposedly a straight guy, oggling at pics if guys cocks..?"

To be fair they are everywhere. Forums, women's veris. Gotta check competition out too!

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"Why's the OP, supposedly a straight guy, oggling at pics if guys cocks..?"

fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why's the OP, supposedly a straight guy, oggling at pics if guys cocks..?"

Works for Sydney Uni, innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.

Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately "

Cammo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y "

Plus if they took one next to their TV, they could always lie about the screen size..

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?"

Humans lie. Quelle surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try emulate comic book characters are also cringy so welcome to the club mr stark

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Our pet theory regarding posing a penis next to a remote is perhaps they are advertising what TV service/package they have or don't have ?? as the sex will no doubt be crap and so then you know what you'll be able to watch as they attempt to get a stiffy again ???? as for the Beer Mrs4 would steer well clear of anyone openly bragging they drink either Fosters/Carling and of course smelling sickly sweet with the choice of smellies can ?? and so they actually do us a favour ...sort of xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because mine can change the channel and yours can’t. Chill out!!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

But you can tell a lot from their TV network and brand of beer.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

I heard that Pringles tubes are that size because Mr Pringle was very well hung (tasted like cream cheese and chive, too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s there profile let them post what they like

Do you know what’s even more cringe fest

Is crisis and being judgemental off people who didn’t ask for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.

Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately

Cammo?"

Please don't say his name he might appear suddenly

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Well this thread backfired mildly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Yeah men that compare the winkles size next to things are the worst!

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.

Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately

Cammo?

Please don't say his name he might appear suddenly "

Like candyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s man is this?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."

I prefer those with googly eyes glued on, tbh.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Hmmm there are small and large pringles tubes, and different size remotes. Whatever floats your boat, it's all just a bit of fun.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too "

I mean, it is par for the course on the forums. You just don’t often see men posting to put down other men.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, it's all about class, style and refinement. On the rare occasion I compare my phallus with a television remote control I use a miniature Bang & Olufsen™ one.

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick "

I've called a few guys who have sent someone else's dick pic to me, very easy to know if they do. Tineye

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

I've called a few guys who have sent someone else's dick pic to me, very easy to know if they do. Tineye "

Mine are real

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."

Rather see this than a close up of a bumhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.

Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately

Cammo?

Please don't say his name he might appear suddenly "

Boo! It was me all along! Mwahaha

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

Wow that's crazy! What's the point in that?"

They do it, I presume, because they aren't happy with what nature gave them and hope that if the ruse works the lady will fuck them anyway as they've made the effort etc.

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley


"Yeah men that compare the winkles size next to things are the worst! "

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"To be fair I saw a guy who had his next to one of those tall Sure cans of deodorant and it was literally a replica in size and girth.

Think he was only 20 as well - I saw him via a woman's veri and I think if you can prove something like that, theres gonna be size queen's that will jump in a taxi immediately "

Don't remember his profile name do you? Asking for a friend....

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

I use other men's penis's, I'm banned from most public toilets

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

You’re making me want to post a picture of my cock next to a toothpick OP

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"I don't mind it tbh

Gives a more accurate representation of their size instead of being told they're x inches when they're really y

Does that happen alot?

Yes!

I've even had an experience where someone sent me pics of someone else's dick

I've called a few guys who have sent someone else's dick pic to me, very easy to know if they do. Tineye

Mine are real"

I'm sure

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.

Rather see this than a close up of a bumhole."

100% !!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Hmmm there are small and large pringles tubes, and different size remotes. Whatever floats your boat, it's all just a bit of fun."

Definitely a bit of fun and not at all cringey in fact, I'd love women to follow suit and do similar types of comparison pictures: their boobs a long side a large jug or their vagina next to a purse or 2 slices of beef

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

What about next to a tape measure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too

I mean, it is par for the course on the forums. You just don’t often see men posting to put down other men."

It's not much different from most that would just word it slightly different, "does anyone think that..." type threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."

Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too

I mean, it is par for the course on the forums. You just don’t often see men posting to put down other men.

It's not much different from most that would just word it slightly different, "does anyone think that..." type threads"

No I get that, the way he worded it though was a bit unfair. Throwing a dig at a group of guys to make himself look better kinda thing , is all I meant.

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

Yes it shows how big it is but it's a form off showing off !! therefore for me a turn off......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.

Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick. "

??? Samsung ones are very small in fact smaller than a fire stick with only 4 buttons

Or dose that remote not come with all Samsung TVs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philips is pretty big. Next time I'm hard I'll see how it fares against it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Philips is pretty big. Next time I'm hard I'll see how it fares against it "

BT remote is long but thick like a pencil

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building."

I still can't believe my previous idea of nipping into Clarks and using their foot measurer hasn't gained traction....

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building.

I still can't believe my previous idea of nipping into Clarks and using their foot measurer hasn't gained traction...."

This reminds me of a old joke... So you nip into Clarks, whip it out and stick it in the foot measurer; seeing this, the shop assistant exclaims "sir, that's not a foot!" You reply, "I know but it's a good 11 inches though"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.

Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick.

??? Samsung ones are very small in fact smaller than a fire stick with only 4 buttons

Or dose that remote not come with all Samsung TVs "

Older ones are huge, proper foot long efforts.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Hence I will never touch another man’s remote

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

I think the pics of them on the toilet is worse. That's a huge turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.

Lol OP, jealous of us Samsung extra large ones, whilst he's got a wee amazon firestick.

??? Samsung ones are very small in fact smaller than a fire stick with only 4 buttons

Or dose that remote not come with all Samsung TVs

Older ones are huge, proper foot long efforts."

Ok as the one I have is voice control and only has like 4 buttons on it ha ha

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"What about next to a tape measure lol"

its ok i sell half size tape measures aswell

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Posting a thread to just to put others down is a bit cringey too

I mean, it is par for the course on the forums. You just don’t often see men posting to put down other men."

thats because most men are too busy wanking off to pics on here or having pretend chats with fake profiles

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"What about next to a tape measure lol

its ok i sell half size tape measures aswell "
men aren’t stupid enough to use a tape as this often will show that they are not the size they are claiming

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll let you press my red button OP

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I so want to do this now. It no remote or beer can (other canned beverages are available) for me; I want to use miniatures of landmarks, like the Eiffel Tower,the Leaning Tower of Pisa or the Empire State Building."

Can you imagine the real Blackpool tower in the background lol

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By *tallionExotica OP   Man
over a year ago

Islington

Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.

You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.

You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests. "

Some of those photos are done in jest. Others are simply lroviding a means of gauging size.

There's little point in moaning about it, especially as the behaviour doesn't affect you in the slightest.

It's like someone moaning about someone else's status update if it's negative.

The only person it affects, reflects and bears any relevance to is the person who posts it.

If you prefer to chat and woo women with devastating wit and amusing anecdotes then great. If you choose to display photos above the waist rather than below - also great.

If that's working for you then why does anything another guy worry you at all? Seriously curious?

A

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.

You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests. "

That's your approach OP and I'd never judge you for it not would I judge other on how they see fit to do things on here (withi the rules and regulations of fab that is) so why not live and let live?

Anyway I hope that your impressive wit and body has helped you get a conversation going with at least one person...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.

You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests. "

My dicks bigger than yourrrrr dick.

My ducks bigger than yourrrrrs

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Watching guys throw a fit over what is essentially some downright hilarious behaviour is a riot to see.

You could try impressing someone with your wits and your body before resorting to dick measuring contests.

My dicks bigger than yourrrrr dick.

My ducks bigger than yourrrrrs

"

There used to be a pretty big duck at the farm down the road, we always called him terry

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights."

The problem is where do I put the batteries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comparing dick sizes to remotes and cans is nothing.

You've not seen guys with dicks that can support a FULL unopened can of Coke on them when they're fully hard.

Now THAT is impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you guys ever thought how ridiculous you all look when posting such pictures?

Makes for an utter cringefest for the women to see such ghastly sights.

The problem is where do I put the batteries? "

See that little hole just behind the dick? Slip two in there and you're good.

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