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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.

Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boy was probably very relieved it wasn't poisonous...

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A python grabs you and then tries to crush and drown you and dad says son they are incredibly dangerous...no shit dad?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A python grabs you and then tries to crush and drown you and dad says son they are incredibly dangerous...no shit dad?!"

It's a 5 year old boy he's explaining it to.

You never tell a child the oven is hot after they burn their fingers touching it?

Evie

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The interesting thing is that the dad set the serpent free .. but what if that evil serpent attacks another child.. ?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

The dad’s summary was priceless “ look, it is Australia”

I guess you have to have a different mindset when every other animal out there is actively trying to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was he called Monty?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.

Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news "
It would certainly make your eyes water Tom if it was in your back yard. The python was 10 feet long. You would be walking funny also.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Evie usually posts the link but she is failing in her duties. This story was one of the most read on the BBC.

So the evil 10ft python lays in wait and attacks a 5 year old and wraps his tentacles around the child and takes him into the swimming pool to drown him and only luck saved the day and the father says, "This is Australia Son".

Tom is speechless and the dad set the bugger free .. the snake and not the child .

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Evie usually posts the link but she is failing in her duties. This story was one of the most read on the BBC.

So the evil 10ft python lays in wait and attacks a 5 year old and wraps his tentacles around the child and takes him into the swimming pool to drown him and only luck saved the day and the father says, "This is Australia Son".

Tom is speechless and the dad set the bugger free .. the snake and not the child . "

Tom, I don’t know what’s worse about Australia, the poisonous murdering criminal buggers or the animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Tom

https://news.sky.com/story/australia-snake-attack-boy-bitten-and-dragged-into-swimming-pool-by-10ft-python-12755108

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The interesting thing is that the dad set the serpent free .. but what if that evil serpent attacks another child.. ?"

He’s got the taste now! And snakes being sneaky and sly I reckon he’s gonna be out to get the ones who are onto him first…

Watch your back, Tom!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

So many Tom cliches in a single post- i'm overwhelmed

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"So many Tom cliches in a single post- i'm overwhelmed "

Gotta love Tom

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"So many Tom cliches in a single post- i'm overwhelmed

Gotta love Tom "

We need a Tom cliche bingo sweepstake- low score for 'its all over the news' and high score for the often present 'poisonous' snake

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is a true news story folks..

It's all over the news..

Tom does not make this up...

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Where’s Mick Dundee when you need him

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Evie is now a couple ,?

What's going on here guys ?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Evie usually posts the link but she is failing in her duties. This story was one of the most read on the BBC.

So the evil 10ft python lays in wait and attacks a 5 year old and wraps his tentacles around the child and takes him into the swimming pool to drown him and only luck saved the day and the father says, "This is Australia Son".

Tom is speechless and the dad set the bugger free .. the snake and not the child . "

Omg! Now we've got snakes with tentacles!! Those bloody mad scientists with their genetic experiments.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

These buggers wrap their tails around their prey like tentacles..

Toms advice.. never trust a python

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

My son had snakes as a teen . Various sizes and temperaments . A pair of red tailed boas he bred . A very nasty Albino python called Shitface ! He wasn’t allowed to get them out if he was alone as he wasn’t very big lad.

He had 7 in total in his room. The king snakes were always escaping, one was found and taken to Heathrow lmao as they thought it was a Black mamba

He still has his first snake a royal python 30 years later .

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Did anyone see the picture of the Burmese pythons that escaped out of a bedroom window and managed to get across the roof into the neighbours bedroom down south I think happened in the summer my advice if ya neighbours have a snake keep windows shut

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Dangerous buggers.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"

Omg! Now we've got snakes with tentacles!! "

It was a male snake and Tom isn't always great at spelling

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This evil bugger wrapped himself around a small child and Tom would never have set this serpent free... He should have been taught a lesson and made an example of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The boy was probably very relieved it wasn't poisonous... "

There's no such thing as a poisonous snake.

Snakes canbe venomous, not poisonous.

A poisonous animal can only kill you if you eat it.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"The boy was probably very relieved it wasn't poisonous...

There's no such thing as a poisonous snake.

Snakes canbe venomous, not poisonous.

A poisonous animal can only kill you if you eat it."

Don't even try....we do this every time ET posts a snake story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft pythons all over the place at our Florida house. The trick is don't be freaking stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get bears, rattlesnakes, black widow spider, brown recluse spiders, coyotes and many others. Human beings are just stupid to thier surroundings . You can't blame the animal for their instincts. Here is a hint... Don't be dumb take the precautions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol most deadliest animal in the UK is a cow. ..

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I get bears, rattlesnakes, black widow spider, brown recluse spiders, coyotes and many others. Human beings are just stupid to thier surroundings . You can't blame the animal for their instincts. Here is a hint... Don't be dumb take the precautions.

"

Where do you stand on Condoms?

It sounds to Tom that in certain parts of Oz that even going to the pool in your back yard is like a game of Russian Roulette and it's not a game that Tom wants to play.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.

Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news "
did you ever see the episode with Steve irwin going in the whole after a very large snake and trying to pull it out?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.

Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news did you ever see the episode with Steve irwin going in the whole after a very large snake and trying to pull it out? "
hole

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


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Where do you stand on Condoms?

"

I recommend not standing on condoms, particularly while someone is wearing it

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom remembers watching old black and white cowboy films from the wild west with granny sat on a rocking chair on the porch outside the homestead with a shotgun as she protected her grandchildren playing happily outside. Imagine having a swimming pool in your garden and having to be on permanent high alert in case a python is laying in wait to eat your children. It's emerging that these buggers can swim and are prepared to coil around a child before taking it into a pool to constrict the breathing and do a death roll. They are no better than crocodiles and we all know about their behaviour.

Just one of the reasons that Tom has no love of Oz

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Tom remembers watching old black and white cowboy films from the wild west with granny sat on a rocking chair on the porch outside the homestead with a shotgun as she protected her grandchildren playing happily outside. Imagine having a swimming pool in your garden and having to be on permanent high alert in case a python is laying in wait to eat your children. It's emerging that these buggers can swim and are prepared to coil around a child before taking it into a pool to constrict the breathing and do a death roll. They are no better than crocodiles and we all know about their behaviour.

Just one of the reasons that Tom has no love of Oz"

They are better than crocodiles as they can climb trees....then wait for passing old ladies before they fire their poison death rays at them and steal their pensions

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Tom is no fan of Oz and here's another reason why. Reports that a 5 year old boy was playing in the back yard near the pool and a ten foot long python dragged him into the pool and coiled around the little boy in an attempt to constrict and drown him. He was rescued by his father and grandfather and it was a narrow escape. The dad explained to the boy that these snakes are not poisonous yet incredibly dangerous.

Glad it's not in Toms back yard. It's all over the news "

Only 2 snakes in the world are poisonous. Theres loads that are venomous though. Massive difference. Poison is ingested, venom is injected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are pythons native in Australia?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Are pythons native in Australia? "

This one obviously was....

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Are pythons native in Australia? "

Bloody snakes coming over here and knicking our children..

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral


"Dangerous buggers.

"

They have been doing things like this for years Tom.

I remember reading this book and it said that a talking snake told this woman to eat an apple and she did even though the owner of the apple tree said dont. Caused all sorts of problems.

Just be glad they dont talk anymore.

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