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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

……

Go on. Here’s the opportunity to tell the people what they have to do to, to have a chance.

Be a good lucking, good at cooking or just ace at fuckin?

The spice girls said I have to get with their friends, and I’d have been alright with that

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

You’ve got to get in my head

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Be a nice guy with a wicked sense of humour, with a face that makes my loins tremble like Mt Vesuvius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Yeah, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna

I really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

Sorry I couldn’t read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever, friendship never ends

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

Yeah, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

So tell me what you want, what you really, really want

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna

I really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

Sorry I couldn’t read "

Read ??? Resist

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Must love spice girls for a start lol

Nah, just be yourself I'll take that than someone trying to be someone they are not any day

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Two factors.

1. Have a sense of humour.

2. Don’t be a prick.

It’s as easy as that.

The mr

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Gorgeous personality. I like faces, body fairly irrelevant, but you must like your boobs playing with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve got to get in my bed"

FIFY

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"You’ve got to get in my bed

FIFY "

Cheek

I’ll allow it today

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Don't get with my friends.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

If you're a single guy it's mostly just be normal and be around when we are both in the mood (which isn't that often and will be at short notice)

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Mrs: a nice hairy dad bod, Viking-types to the front

Mr: cheeky smile, redheads, curvy

Are both suckers (literally) for great boobs. Oh, and be local-ish

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Must be able to zigazig ah....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have beard or stubble.

Have tattoos, preferably on arms/chest, bonus points for neck and hands.

Be funny.

Have a nice accent.

Be confident.

Not overly confident you're a prick.

Hairy chest.

Have those little v lines

Don't be desperate.

Be willing to bend over for me.

Oh and be willing to suck cock.

I beginning to see why I don't have a lover.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"Mrs: a nice hairy dad bod, Viking-types to the front

Mr: cheeky smile, redheads, curvy

Are both suckers (literally) for great boobs. Oh, and be local-ish

"

Hairy fat bloke and curvy redhead here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must be able to zigazig ah...."

But what is it?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have beard or stubble.

Have tattoos, preferably on arms/chest, bonus points for neck and hands.

Be funny.

Have a nice accent.

Be confident.

Not overly confident you're a prick.

Hairy chest.

Have those little v lines

Don't be desperate.

Be willing to bend over for me.

Oh and be willing to suck cock.

I beginning to see why I don't have a lover. "

I’d suck your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got to be lightning in a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have beard or stubble.

Have tattoos, preferably on arms/chest, bonus points for neck and hands.

Be funny.

Have a nice accent.

Be confident.

Not overly confident you're a prick.

Hairy chest.

Have those little v lines

Don't be desperate.

Be willing to bend over for me.

Oh and be willing to suck cock.

I beginning to see why I don't have a lover.

I’d suck your cock. "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You got to be lightning in a bottle"

Gotta rub you the right way.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Don't get with my friends."

This ^

I never understood that logic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You got to be lightning in a bottle

Gotta rub you the right way. "

We are swapping songs now aren’t we?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Laceby

Connect with us through our mind first then the fun begins…

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"Don't get with my friends.

This ^

I never understood that logic "

Haha I think they meant you gotta get ON with existing friends group (cf. chicks b4 dicks, bros b4 hos)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To just be yourself warts anarl, let your mind seduce mine then let your body do the talking

Then it my just turn out to be zig a zig ahhhh

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

..you’ve got to be as debauched as I

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