FabSwingers.com forum: Twix or Kit Kat

By *hooter2482 OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Mate, if you can’t start a fun thread without some passive aggressive undertone then don’t bother!

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By *addysdadCouple
over a year ago

southern Cumbria

Twice,

It’s the toffee part that makes the difference .

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By *addysdadCouple
over a year ago

southern Cumbria

Twix !!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Either a king size twix or a kitkat…2 fingers, 4 fingers or a chunky

Not fussy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Kit kat ?……..please don’t hit me.

The mr

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Kit kat chunky

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

And the award for weirdest tangent goes to...

But this wokey snowflake would pick Twix out of those two, tho' both are mid-table in the chocolate league table for me!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Twix

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Chunky kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kit kat ?……..please don’t hit me.

The mr "

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

When Twix have a biscoff version they might consider competing.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Coalville

Peanut butter chunky Kit Kat

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Kit Kat

The white chocolate snowflake version.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you are a wokey snowflake you would pick Twix as Kit-Kat is made by Nestlé who have been accused of marketing baby formula and infant foods unethically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounty

Actually, Twix did a Salted Caramel version which was very nice.

Oh, thinking about it, so did KitKat.

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Twix please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark choclate kit kats

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Kit kat...4 treats rather than 2!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I’m the weird one that will drink coffee using a kitkat as a straw. Don’t bother starting as I know it’s completely bonkers. Do prefer a twin though something about the caramel and biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunky kit kat

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a kit kat that has been in the fridge all day. Not a fan of the new orange one though.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Twix 100%

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??"

Wokey snowflake? What are you on about?!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Definitely twix

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By *ustyBrunette666Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Twix

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ?? "

What does this even mean in relation to the question? Are you okay? Do you need some milk?

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By *art time deviantsCouple
over a year ago

the mighty fax

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??"

Kit kat chunky

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

The offense is caused when you make it offensive. There is no need, and nothing wrong with being a wokey snowflake. It's a title I embrace wholeheartedly, because the alternative is, well...

From this day forth, I declare Twix the official snack of wokey snowflakes. Especially the white chocolate ones.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Wikey snowflakes and twix / kit kat ?

To be honest it's not really something that applies .

99er and flakes maybe?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Mate, if you can’t start a fun thread without some passive aggressive undertone then don’t bother! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitkat you get more for your money

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No ethical consumption under capitalism

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??"

All chocolate bars are beautiful. But if I had to choose between twin and Kit Kat, it would be a star bar, fry’s Turkish delight and a flake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twix

But HANG ON SALLY

We talking those peanut butter big Kit Kat's. Cause those bad boys can do what they like to me.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hadn’t there used to be a snowflake chocolate bar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either a king size twix or a kitkat…2 fingers, 4 fingers or a chunky

Not fussy "

Take any sized finger won't ya Jae x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hadn’t there used to be a snowflake chocolate bar? "

Oh fuck me you've reminded me of dairy snow balls that are probably in shops now (grabs jacket)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hadn’t there used to be a snowflake chocolate bar? "

Flake snows! So good. I miss those delicious melt in the mouth bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il stick to penguins

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I much prefer a chocolate orange x

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By *hooter2482 OP Man
over a year ago

Torquay

"Il stick to penguins "

?????? very good

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"No ethical consumption under capitalism "

Oh jeez, put your Morning Star down and pick already. Twix or KitKat.

I'm with you, OP. These bloody lefty snowflakes

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Either a king size twix or a kitkat…2 fingers, 4 fingers or a chunky

Not fussy

Take any sized finger won't ya Jae x"

There's a five finger kit kat pic on our profile.

And yes. It's real. They did a Ltd edition a fair few years back.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Il stick to penguins "

You will if you lick them.

It's the cold weather in the antarctic that causes that.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Il stick to penguins

You will if you lick them.

It's the cold weather in the antarctic that causes that.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Il stick to penguins

You will if you lick them.

It's the cold weather in the antarctic that causes that.

Sorry - that was meant to be smiley faces in appreciation of the joke!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No ethical consumption under capitalism

Oh jeez, put your Morning Star down and pick already. Twix or KitKat.

I'm with you, OP. These bloody lefty snowflakes

The OP sets them up, some of them will hit them out of the park

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"No ethical consumption under capitalism

Oh jeez, put your Morning Star down and pick already. Twix or KitKat.

I'm with you, OP. These bloody lefty snowflakes

The OP sets them up, some of them will hit them out of the park "

"Batter up!"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Il stick to penguins

You will if you lick them.

It's the cold weather in the antarctic that causes that.

Sorry - that was meant to be smiley faces in appreciation of the joke! "

Don't worry. No offence taken.

Tbh that gag deserved a couple of eye rolls.....

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

between your legs

Twix but have to eat the caramel bit then the biscuit

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Either a king size twix or a kitkat…2 fingers, 4 fingers or a chunky

Not fussy

Take any sized finger won't ya Jae x"

through gritted teeth

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Il stick to penguins

You will if you lick them.

It's the cold weather in the antarctic that causes that.

Sorry - that was meant to be smiley faces in appreciation of the joke!

Don't worry. No offence taken.

Tbh that gag deserved a couple of eye rolls.....

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By *ice_couple2012Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Def twix every time

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Twix because it's not made by a corporation that bottles water in already deprived areas making them pay for it. But that's just my wokey snowflake opinion

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

south west

Kit Kat as long as it’s chunky

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Twix

But HANG ON SALLY

We talking those peanut butter big Kit Kat's. Cause those bad boys can do what they like to me."

Oh those are fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitkat dipped in my cuppa

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Anyway, Twix is the superior of the two.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

White Twix.

Am I the only person that doesn't like Kitkat Chunky? They're like a Yorkie bar that's gone wrong. And Yorkie bars are pants!

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By *radbearMan
over a year ago

Dagenham

I used to work with a lady and her nickname was Kitkat , can’t think why lol ????

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By *atty CoramWoman
over a year ago

Wimbledon

Wokey snowflake should actually BE a chocolate bar... it would be my favourite if was...

It would probably consist of white chocolate.. dessicated coconut...creamy stuff... and a wafer

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

"White Twix.

Am I the only person that doesn't like Kitkat Chunky? They're like a Yorkie bar that's gone wrong. And Yorkie bars are pants! "

Don’t like kitkat chunky but do like the salted caramel ones.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I used to work with a lady and her nickname was Kitkat , can’t think why lol ????"

We met a really odd woman on holiday & called her kitkat…. She actually got ‘Kit Kat’ tattooed on her arm when she returned home!!

Long story, weird holiday!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wokey snowflake should actually BE a chocolate bar... it would be my favourite if was...

It would probably consist of white chocolate.. dessicated coconut...creamy stuff... and a wafer

Sounds like a white chocolate mocha

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I used to work with a lady and her nickname was Kitkat , can’t think why lol ????

We met a really odd woman on holiday & called her kitkat…. She actually got ‘Kit Kat’ tattooed on her arm when she returned home!!

Long story, weird holiday! "

Maybe she'd had a terrible accident working on a deli counter at Tesco and lost her thumbs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither !

But I guess Twix is less evil. Nestle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kit kat. Dark. From the fridge..I just don't give a fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kit kat. Dark. From the fridge..I just don't give a fuck...

I'm loving the dark orange kit kat at the moment.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Twix, please ... who's off to buy them?!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I'm very partial to Kit Kat but why, oh why, do they use such low melting point chocolate on them?

Totally impractical away from a fridge on even a fairly mild day.

I've often wondered if they do a special version for tropical markets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying all that I broke my rule for limited edition kit kats I recall now.

Ruby chocolate one was one I enjoyed.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Both

Mind you, I miss the silver foil on the old style kit kat.

To the poster above kit kats in France do use a different chocolate.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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To the poster above kit kats in France do use a different chocolate."

Thanks for the info.

I have bought various chocolate biscuits in the Caribbean which don't melt in 30C+

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??"

Definitely Kit Kat all day everyday.

Why would a Wokey snowflake take offence? And what is a wokey snowflake? Sounds like a cereal bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a chunky kitkat the peanut butter one some might say four fingers are better then one , but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d pick a Kit Kat chunky peanut butter over a twix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twix

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North East England

Twix. And I've been known to eat a kitkat by biting through all two or four fingers at once without snapping them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kit kat,easy decision

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"I’m the weird one that will drink coffee using a kitkat as a straw. Don’t bother starting as I know it’s completely bonkers. Do prefer a twin though something about the caramel and biscuit. "

Can do this with a twix as well!

I'm the weird one who actually liked the ruby chocoalte kit-kits.

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Kit kat, bite each end off and suck coffee up it until you feel it coming out, then stuff all lot in ya mush ,,,, heaven

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Kit kat, bite each end off and suck coffee up it until you feel it coming out, then stuff all lot in ya mush ,,,, heaven"

Sounds like a Tim Tam slam

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By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

How about some fruit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Twix - but only left Twix. Don’t like right Twix at all

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I used to be quite partial to a KitKat™. But then I met someone who did the unthinkable with one, leaving me cognitively scarred.

It's a Twix for me. I like how I can bite the caramel off first from one end to the other like a Willy Wonka conveyor belt, and then nibble on the biscuit with that satisfying crunch.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

A white chocolate twix or orange flavour one is very hard to beat in my opinion. No matter how chunky your kit-kit.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Mate, if you can’t start a fun thread without some passive aggressive undertone then don’t bother! "

Get ready for the 2 fingered salutes! LOL

Twix! all the way for me.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A white chocolate twix or orange flavour one is very hard to beat in my opinion. No matter how chunky your kit-kit."

Orange twixs , ooh you tease, not seen one for decades.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I was going to say Kit-Kat but this Wokey Snowflake™ thing sounds delicious...

LvM

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Twix - but only left Twix. Don’t like right Twix at all

Savagery

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Kit Kat every time. I wouldn't eat a twix if it was given to me. Crap chocolate, tasteless biscuit and the caramel doesn't taste of anything but sugar.

The inner soft bit of a KitKat is made from mushed up broken KitKats.

That's a truly virtuous chocolate biscuit.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??"

Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??

Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?"

It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window)

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??

Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?

It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window)"

They do own the place, damn property hoarders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??

Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?

It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window)

They do own the place, damn property hoarders"

Exactly! Enjoy that 5 bedroom detached house Joyce, how much was it again? PITTANCE!

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Which do you prefer I’m sure some wokey snowflake somewhere will take offence to this question and throw abuse ??

Let’s see ??

Will you cheer up if someone moans about immigrants or students or people on benefits or something?

It's the damn elderly that get my back up, walking around with their sticks like they own the place! (Shakes fist at window)

They do own the place, damn property hoarders

Exactly! Enjoy that 5 bedroom detached house Joyce, how much was it again? PITTANCE!"

Less than I spent on avocado soy lattes this week, that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KitKat but has to be cold from the fridge

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Twix, every time!

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Gotta say a twix out of the two

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Twix, kitkat is a tier 3 chocolate bar at best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either a king size twix or a kitkat…2 fingers, 4 fingers or a chunky

Not fussy "

Ye but king size is now what a regular was , and a regular is what a snack size was ....applies in a lot

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Chunky kitkat for me

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Kit kat chunky is god tier

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

"Kit kat chunky is god tier"

Feels so good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be a twix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LOVE biting the ends off a Twix stick and sucking my coffee through it. It's a fine art timing it right so that it doesn't melt in your hand before you can get it in your mouth.

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By *usty KnightMan
over a year ago

Istanbul

Being caramel complexioned you’d think Twix, butt I munch prefer a cheeky chunky Kit Kat, or to give four finger Kit Kat’s to make my mates purr.

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