FabSwingers.com forum: Oh ok... So then do you have a friend?

By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

A fairly regular occurrence... When I politely reply to say I am not looking to meet, they then ask if I have a friend.

Don't guys see that as offensive? Or am I being a grump?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

String 'em along!

Do you have a friend?

Yes.

Are they well fit?

Oh. What are they like?

Plastic and inflatable. He's called Jim

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's when you're on a meet with them and they ask that very question.

Makes me

Alllrighty then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow how rude

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Or when they realise you're actually bi and not just saying it.

And they start talking about your friends they'd love to have a threesome with.

Yeaaaaah that's never happening with you now.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just say ‘yes’ followed by ‘and I keep his head in the fridge’. Hours of fun can be had with that little nugget

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just say ‘yes’ followed by ‘and I keep his head in the fridge’. Hours of fun can be had with that little nugget

Nugget noggin

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Yeah really rude!

I also get, “I don’t mind big girls” as though I’m going to ge thrilled to have finally found someone who “doesn’t mind” my body! Oh at last, thanks! haha

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

"A fairly regular occurrence... When I politely reply to say I am not looking to meet, they then ask if I have a friend.

Don't guys see that as offensive? Or am I being a grump?"

Some people are beyond rude, even if you did have a friend, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be introducing them to the person that asked.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I ask them if they have a sexy brother, or is their dad fit.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I mentioned a friend of mine who is not on fab once and had men offer to meet her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a social once guy turned up to meet Danish but spent the whole evening eyeing up and talking our friend ignoring Danish

Then had the gall to ask for a play meet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"String 'em along!

Do you have a friend?

Yes.

Are they well fit?

Oh. What are they like?

Plastic and inflatable. He's called Jim

Yes. I have friends. They're monogamous/overseas/in convents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"String 'em along!

Do you have a friend?

Yes.

Are they well fit?

Oh. What are they like?

Plastic and inflatable. He's called Jim

Yes. I have friends. They're monogamous/overseas/in convents."

Regular garden variety type then?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"A fairly regular occurrence... When I politely reply to say I am not looking to meet, they then ask if I have a friend.

Don't guys see that as offensive? Or am I being a grump?"

Perhaps swap your profile pic to one of just yourself? Maybe this gives the impression you have several friends looking to meet?

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By *uzie69x OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Perhaps swap your profile pic to one of just yourself? Maybe this gives the impression you have several friends looking to meet? "

Haha great advice! How to navigate (some) men's lack of social skills and fragile egos...

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Yeah he's called door go shake hands with him wtf what a stupid thing to say

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Easy one for me, I don’t have any friends

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