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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I want a capuchin monkey but getting vetoed!

Need positive reasons for why i should be allowed to get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a capuchin monkey but getting vetoed!

Need positive reasons for why i should be allowed to get one. "

cos you want one!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I want a capuchin monkey but getting vetoed!

Need positive reasons for why i should be allowed to get one. "
it will shit everywhere!!!! and smell!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I want a capuchin monkey but getting vetoed!

Need positive reasons for why i should be allowed to get one. it will shit everywhere!!!! and smell!!!"

Nappys for one and monkeys don't fart much. I have done my research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capuchins are perverts...just ask Debs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I want a capuchin monkey but getting vetoed!

Need positive reasons for why i should be allowed to get one. it will shit everywhere!!!! and smell!!!

Nappys for one and monkeys don't fart much. I have done my research "
so you say.....start entering some competitions...ya gonna need a lifetime supply of pampers

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I want a capuchin monkey but getting vetoed!

Need positive reasons for why i should be allowed to get one.

cos you want one!"

Alas its not a good enough reason

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Capuchins are perverts...just ask Debs "

Are they? I know they are big enough to fetch a beer from the fridge though

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Not fair to keep just one capuchin as a pet

Have 2 so they can keep each other company

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Capuchins are perverts...just ask Debs "

OMG!!!

That was the FRIST thing that came to mind when i read that - and was looking to see if you posted, lol

He had the HORN on for you chicky dee xxxx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Not fair to keep just one capuchin as a pet

Have 2 so they can keep each other company "

Yep i read that but you get "YOUR NOT HAVING A FUCKING MONKEY AND THATS THAT" down the phone. Balls would be toast if i said i was getting 2. (Got a good deal on a pair though but Shhhhhh)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not fair to keep just one capuchin as a pet

Have 2 so they can keep each other company

Yep i read that but you get "YOUR NOT HAVING A FUCKING MONKEY AND THATS THAT" down the phone. Balls would be toast if i said i was getting 2. (Got a good deal on a pair though but Shhhhhh) "
oi ya git!!!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Not fair to keep just one capuchin as a pet

Have 2 so they can keep each other company

Yep i read that but you get "YOUR NOT HAVING A FUCKING MONKEY AND THATS THAT" down the phone. Balls would be toast if i said i was getting 2. (Got a good deal on a pair though but Shhhhhh) oi ya git!!!!! "

They will look the other way honest

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

If you get 2 one can get you a beer and the other can get the pringles

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not fair to keep just one capuchin as a pet

Have 2 so they can keep each other company

Yep i read that but you get "YOUR NOT HAVING A FUCKING MONKEY AND THATS THAT" down the phone. Balls would be toast if i said i was getting 2. (Got a good deal on a pair though but Shhhhhh) oi ya git!!!!!

They will look the other way honest "
you get a monkey or two my darling........lets see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to buy one of those "designer" type dogs like a labradoodle or something for my daughter, but the guy in the pet shop talked me into one of these "mixed" terrier type dogs, It called a long tailed, long nosed, sharp toothed , short legged scaly terrier -----

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Im beginning to think the bastard sold me a crocodile

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"If you get 2 one can get you a beer and the other can get the pringles

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Well said that lady. Or a beer for me and a fruit based cocktail for the lady

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I wanted to buy one of those "designer" type dogs like a labradoodle or something for my daughter, but the guy in the pet shop talked me into one of these "mixed" terrier type dogs, It called a long tailed, long nosed, sharp toothed , short legged scaly terrier -----

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Im beginning to think the bastard sold me a crocodile "

does the fekker live in the bath and take a keen interest in Mr Punch?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Not fair to keep just one capuchin as a pet

Have 2 so they can keep each other company

Yep i read that but you get "YOUR NOT HAVING A FUCKING MONKEY AND THATS THAT" down the phone. Balls would be toast if i said i was getting 2. (Got a good deal on a pair though but Shhhhhh) oi ya git!!!!!

They will look the other way honest you get a monkey or two my darling........lets see what happens "

He he he now thats a challenge!

Watch this space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is very keen on sausages

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Not fair to keep just one capuchin as a pet

Have 2 so they can keep each other company

Yep i read that but you get "YOUR NOT HAVING A FUCKING MONKEY AND THATS THAT" down the phone. Balls would be toast if i said i was getting 2. (Got a good deal on a pair though but Shhhhhh) oi ya git!!!!!

They will look the other way honest you get a monkey or two my darling........lets see what happens

He he he now thats a challenge!

Watch this space "
i hope you will be very happy with ya monkies darling , i really do

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"He is very keen on sausages "

Well its either a scotty don or a crocodilly! Does it have a big smile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt the law, never smile at a crocodile???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt you prefer a little fluffy kitten instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wouldnt you prefer a little fluffy kitten instead?"

do you have a particular pussy in mind?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"wouldnt you prefer a little fluffy kitten instead?"

Well if i can train him to fetch beer YEP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wouldnt you prefer a little fluffy kitten instead?

do you have a particular pussy in mind? "

yes actually I do lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Isnt the law, never smile at a crocodile??? "

Yep thats the law! Make sure you feed it plenty of sausages just in case it gets frisky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wouldnt you prefer a little fluffy kitten instead?

Well if i can train him to fetch beer YEP "

But why would the beer fridge be beyond arms reach anyway????

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"wouldnt you prefer a little fluffy kitten instead?

Well if i can train him to fetch beer YEP

But why would the beer fridge be beyond arms reach anyway???? "

I had a small stella one next to my lazyboy slap in front of mi 52 in wide screen but it only holds 12 bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you legally keep them?

I have a 12 ft burmese python, to be honest i dont agree with keeping wild animals, but he was a rescue snake, he was born in captivity so would never survive in the wild, so i took him in as i have a good knowledge of snakes, as i have kept the for many years, usually smaller ones tho lol

But a monkey!!! be honest with yourself could you really accommodate a moneky and give it a fulfilling life? its not somthing you can just rehome in the local add mag when you've had enough of it, what about when it starts ripping your house to bits? lol could be a very expensive pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a cat....lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"get a cat....lol "
he already has a cat!!! as for the monkey thing.....well watch this space!!! lmao

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