FabSwingers.com forum: Fab commune

By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You are invited to join a newly built Fab commune but everyone has to help maintain and run it. You can join the commune if you can bring one particular skill that noone has in the commune so far. I enjoy cooking so the skill I will bring is

COOKING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbing and general diy skills

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I volunteer to carry the watermelons.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll look after the cake

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

LPG gas stuff and solar thermal

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I volunteer to carry the watermelons.

I can supply the watermelons. And jelly babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal husbandry. I work in agriculture mainly with sheep. So I can you supplied with lamb and milk

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I volunteer to carry the watermelons.

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dirty dancing eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

I can bake bread

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'll be the seamstress and fix all the clothes that need mending. I might even make some new ones if someone can bring material

Hubby will bring his logistical mind to make sure we're all on the right path.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Fix & Secure computers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning……. I luv cleaning

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

ill look after the networking and IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,l help melrose with cleaning if she has maids outfit.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I can eat the food and help make some mess??

Mrs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I can lead the singing around the campfire

Mrs TMN x

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’ve had years of experience growing fruit and veg, so that I guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be the security guard in the local jobcentre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be the

walker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stand around telling everyone what to do from my ivory tower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a reasonable cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be the commune idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do the shopping

Came to say the same thing

I’ll do the online shopping where I’ll buy incorrect sizes of everything and never send them back

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We will look after the dungeon

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

All the shit jobs left I see

I’m just an all round domestic goddess!

Quite happy to do the ironing I suppose !

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I'll raise and manage the goat herd

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I'll raise and manage the goat herd"

i can butcher the meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be the massage therapist

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

I will organise games nights

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll be the commune radio presenter; got to play fucktastic music and do that late night talk show for the many insomniacs on Fab.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

where we having this commune lol, ill take wild swimming and cold water therapy classes and do Reiki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, I'll be the barista making coffee for everyone that needs it. Need to keep you all going somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can grow food and trim all the bushes.

Nell

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

We are happy to provide titillating striptease performances on a makeshift pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do the shopping

Came to say the same thing

I’ll do the online shopping where I’ll buy incorrect sizes of everything and never send them back

Haha we can both do it and see who gets the most things wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will do a weekly newsletter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do the shopping

Came to say the same thing

I’ll do the online shopping where I’ll buy incorrect sizes of everything and never send them back

Haha we can both do it and see who gets the most things wrong

I reckon between us both we’d get the job done I no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do the shopping

Came to say the same thing

I’ll do the online shopping where I’ll buy incorrect sizes of everything and never send them back

Haha we can both do it and see who gets the most things wrong

I reckon between us both we’d get the job done I no time

Well that's the shopping sorted

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I’ll look after the cake

I’ll provide cream pies

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

I will be the shower attendant, to make sure there's no funny business going on

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I’ll be the librarian as I love books and reading might even do reading aloud though depending on the book it might require some handy towels.

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By *rjamesMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm good with an axe and at handling wood...

as in I can whittle utensils and other useful objects. Free spanking paddles for everyone!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Give it a few months..and it'll be the manson family all over again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the shit jobs left I see

I’m just an all round domestic goddess!

Quite happy to do the ironing I suppose ! "

I don’t mind sharing the duties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, I'm useless at all these practical things. Guess I'll just have to handle all the sexual needs

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hmm, kids entertainer or stained glass window creator

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

Good with my hands in general. Carpentry, pottery, painting and massage for a starters

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Petrol and diesel engines...

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

"We are happy to provide titillating striptease performances on a makeshift pole."

I can erect a pole for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the murkin maker?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"All the shit jobs left I see

I’m just an all round domestic goddess!

Quite happy to do the ironing I suppose !

I don’t mind sharing the duties

We can make the beds together

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I shall bring the power of wind.

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By *iss mischief 666Woman
over a year ago

the middle of nowhere!

Carpenter here.... and a qualified chef! Also horses.... having trained 5 of my own to a decent standard.....

Am I in?? Am I in??

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm a qualified and experienced gardener, competent with most gardening machinery and I have a not entirely shit knowledge of plants and growing things

Plus, I'm a musician so can entertain people too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make sure the fire doesnt go out. I can sit and poke a flame all night long and not get bored. Fire needs nurturing.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Plant care, decorating, maintenance (18 years self employed) odd job, gardening...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Lawn cutter

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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Carpenter here.... and a qualified chef! Also horses.... having trained 5 of my own to a decent standard.....

Am I in?? Am I in??

You can share the cooking with me. I hope you are not a diva (chef wise)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is he de hi all over again

Peggy

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By *iss mischief 666Woman
over a year ago

the middle of nowhere!

"Carpenter here.... and a qualified chef! Also horses.... having trained 5 of my own to a decent standard.....

Am I in?? Am I in??

You can share the cooking with me. I hope you are not a diva (chef wise)

Moi?? Neverrrrrrrr!!

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By *acko452Man
over a year ago

maldon

I can look after fire safety and general health and safety

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'd like to open a pub. I'm not particularly skilled at serving drinks but I'm a great listener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Carpenter here.... and a qualified chef! Also horses.... having trained 5 of my own to a decent standard.....

Am I in?? Am I in??

You can share the cooking with me. I hope you are not a diva (chef wise)

Moi?? Neverrrrrrrr!!

That's alright then. We can share the kitchen and see what we can feed them lot. It won't be an easy ride, I am sure. No doubt they will be tricky customers

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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I can look after fire safety and general health and safety"

You are in. Health and safety first

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Additional skills - building stills and distilling

. Anaerobic digester for gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the shit jobs left I see

I’m just an all round domestic goddess!

Quite happy to do the ironing I suppose !

I don’t mind sharing the duties

We can make the beds together

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be the stress reliever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Security Message

Me and lemon butter cream will be checking all you’re passes

Anyone one who’s not got them on or forgotten to wear it will be severely punished

Whips pink fluffy handcuffs

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Do you have room for a qualified mixologist

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

I'm really good at gossiping.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I bring a massage qualification and general banter to the table

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’ll make cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at getting in the way

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I’ll make cocktails

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you can be my assistant

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By *wabathMan
over a year ago

Bath

I’ll do anything needed, one team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make excellent tea and cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make excellent tea and cheesecake

You can bake the cheesecake for my coffee shop! I pay handsomely

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

If its work thingys then I can fix your specs and check your ears.

Non work ill ne the resident hugger

Tg x

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I can crochet willy warmers and M can make floggers from parachord. Can we join?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"We are happy to provide titillating striptease performances on a makeshift pole."

I'll be the pole

LvM

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I will help with the free love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make excellent tea and cheesecake

You can bake the cheesecake for my coffee shop! I pay handsomely

Ohh! Such an offer is tempting

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I’ll make cocktails

We’ll stay close by…

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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

We still need a few more skills like a doctor and nurse for emergencies, an accountant for the finance committee, a sparky, a driver for meals on wheels, a beautician and male up artist, a barber and hairdresser to name a few. Come on then let's see who has all the skills required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is a swimming pool I csn teach anyone to swim.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We still need a few more skills like a doctor and nurse for emergencies, an accountant for the finance committee, a sparky, a driver for meals on wheels, a beautician and male up artist, a barber and hairdresser to name a few. Come on then let's see who has all the skills required

I'll drive, but need an auto or my hand clutch. Or it can be delivered on pure shoulder power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always imagine a commune to be a bit more eau natural, the wind is our hairdresser and the mud and soil our beautician or is it going to be a bit more upmarket than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be barber , I’m a bit rusty but buzz cuts all round should do

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’ll make cocktails

We’ll stay close by…

That’s what all my friends says

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

I'm good at decorating and interior design. Also pretty handy at DIY and cooking

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"If there is a swimming pool I csn teach anyone to swim.

Throwing someone in the pool, and going for a gin, doesn't count

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I'm really good at gossiping."

You're shit at it. Or, that's what I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make excellent tea and cheesecake

You can bake the cheesecake for my coffee shop! I pay handsomely

Ohh! Such an offer is tempting

I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Meals on wheels?? How big is the commune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is a swimming pool I csn teach anyone to swim.

Throwing someone in the pool, and going for a gin, doesn't count

Does it not? Shit I've been doing wrong all this time!

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"If there is a swimming pool I csn teach anyone to swim.

Throwing someone in the pool, and going for a gin, doesn't count

Does it not? Shit I've been doing wrong all this time!

Meh, survival of the fittest. Gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is a swimming pool I csn teach anyone to swim.

Throwing someone in the pool, and going for a gin, doesn't count

Does it not? Shit I've been doing wrong all this time!

Meh, survival of the fittest. Gin?

There is always time for gin!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I'll bring the DVDs and random film quotes...

"I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career."

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Negotiation skills trying to stop adults behaving likes kids daily haha

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'll bring the useless information and daft ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be the counsellor. Had years of practice with friends and colleagues coming to me to talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to open a pub. I'm not particularly skilled at serving drinks but I'm a great listener. "

I can pull a pint

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I know my way around a quill and parchment. If there's a cell in a crumbling tower somewhere on site, I'll write whimsically hyperbolic hagiographies of you all for future historians to discount.

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By *ryandsee OP Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I will be foing a check a little later on to see of there are still any skills missing. Very good though so far, so many different skills

and one or two free loaders but we will ignore that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il be the morale officer im crap at DIY

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Il be the morale officer im crap at DIY"

You need morals for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il be the morale officer im crap at DIY

You need morals for that

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nooooo you just have to be good at bullshit

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Il be the morale officer im crap at DIY

You need morals for that

nooooo you just have to be good at bullshit "

Well there are plenty full of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il be the morale officer im crap at DIY

You need morals for that

nooooo you just have to be good at bullshit

Well there are plenty full of that lol "
yeah but this is a special brand of bullshit

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