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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Today I amused myself by trying to maintain a constant speed of 69mph on the dual carriageway. It was surprisingly challenging!

What childish things do you do to amuse yourself?

Mrs TMN x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cruise control?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Farting the intergalactic greeting from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.

Doing certain yoga exercises helps to master pitch-change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I act like a cat for my cat and wrestle with her.

Shouldn't have admitted that but here we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."

Amused me too reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.

Ahh so you are the reason that shops have signs requesting keeping it family friendly!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

set alarm clocks in shop at one minute intervals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to ring my mate who has Alexa. When his phone diverts to ansaphone, I ask Alexa to play a song, at top volume!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Today I amused myself by trying to maintain a constant speed of 69mph on the dual carriageway. It was surprisingly challenging!

What childish things do you do to amuse yourself?

Mrs TMN x"
cruise control actually I have a limiter on my van cuts out at 62mph

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

When I’m in a lift, I’d I’m on my own I’ll make a funny face or do something stupid right in front of the doors and wait until just before the doors open to compose myself

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.

Ahh so you are the reason that shops have signs requesting keeping it family friendly!

It's the simple things in life.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."

Pahahaha I've missed you Peach

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.

Same!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"No cruise control?

Yes, but where's the challenge in that?!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Farting the intergalactic greeting from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind.

Doing certain yoga exercises helps to master pitch-change.

Excellent work!

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Farting in front of the kids is a define winner !!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Sometimes I act like a cat for my cat and wrestle with her.

Shouldn't have admitted that but here we are

Is that you, George Galloway?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

When on a flight I like to sit in the ‘boob’ seats, ideally 34D…

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"set alarm clocks in shop at one minute intervals"

Shocking behaviour. Shocking.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"When I’m in a lift, I’d I’m on my own I’ll make a funny face or do something stupid right in front of the doors and wait until just before the doors open to compose myself

Living life on the edge. I like it

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."

I do this but only on new years, let it drop out at midnight so it's followed by a cheering crowd... it's a great sense of accomplishment

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ordering random things on ebay to be sent to friends. Giant inflatable palm trees and the like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my job a lot people watching involved so just watching people can be funny at times few times being down right disgusted

But all in all people watching is funny nought as queer as folk as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.

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oh genius im so gonna do this now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I amused myself by trying to maintain a constant speed of 69mph on the dual carriageway. It was surprisingly challenging!

What childish things do you do to amuse yourself?

Mrs TMN x"

When l was in a record shop l took my favourite band and put all their records in front of other sections so when you look at it you think the same band were in all the sections , l did it everytime until l was caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those Xmas decorations with a try me button and so little time

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.

oh genius im so gonna do this now "

Use this newfound genuis wisely, don't be spelling out cock and blowjob in Sainsburys in the middle of the afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to go in morribogs and pretend to put things in my jacket to see if i get stopped on my way out

I also like re aranging the stock onto the wrong shelves too

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."

Do this at midnight on the 31st December, then as you let it go, you will hear the whole party cheering and fireworks too!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Poke M in the ribs and then run like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always stuff with my siblings. After washing my hands before drying them I'll flick water at them.

If they're walking behind me I'll go through a door and close it in their face

If I see a word with an innuendo in it e.g. "Spatchcock Chicken" I'll say "hehe spatch" (I know it's stupid but it's funny!)

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

At the traffic lights just as I'm starting to drive off I'll smile and wave plus a thumbs up at random pedestrian, they normally wave back..I know they'll spend the rest of the day trying to think and remember who I am.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."

Stop the thread….we have a winner!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Food challenges are my normal when feeling mischievous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."
you should sing that to the tune of thriller its a total gamechanger of a read

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bumping for the immature evening crew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I take my daughter to the playground or soft play I make sure I have a turn on everything too because I think it's bullshit you're expected to stop enjoying these things once you're an adult.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Anything fart related x

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

Volume on the Radio must be on an Even Number.

Morning Alarm, the minutes, must be a Multiple of the Hour, 6:12.....6:18 ..... 6:36....8:24 .... Etc

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.

Same. Our favourite thing to do in B&M lol

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By *aidenfanMan
over a year ago

preston

At work, if things are boring, i like to fart over the tannoy

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Once a day, I always like to burp an answer to a question wifey asks me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb trees.

Nell

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I drive up and down the motorways a lot so when I see someone in front who was speeding and stamps on the brakes as they go through a speed camera I flash my extremely bright lights quickly and watch them brake a 2nd time

Lol even my passengers find it funny

Especially the 1st time I told them about it and it all happened word for word

Lol

Childish but funny to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that has the "try me" button on ill press every single one walk off laughing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I take my niece to the park I'll go down the slides with her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash my ass with my wife’s face flannel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I go food shopping and see a clear aisle, I'll do a bit of a run up and ride it down the aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking my finger in between mr bum cheeks at any given opportunity.

Walking up the stairs, finger up the bum.

Bending over, finger up the bum

I’ve made him that nervous he always has his hand protecting it if I’m behind him

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I read a post the other day about a bus driver who said that if he’s having a bad day at work, he’ll say under his breath (about his passengers) “you’re all c*nts aren’t you?” and then tap his foot on the break twice so he can see them all nod their heads in his mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticking my finger in between mr bum cheeks at any given opportunity.

Walking up the stairs, finger up the bum.

Bending over, finger up the bum

I’ve made him that nervous he always has his hand protecting it if I’m behind him

That's cruel! You've Pavlov'd the poor man

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Mr goes around roundabouts 3 or 4 times for fun

He also indicates when he’s pushing the trolley in the supermarket

Actually, he’s a tit quite a lot of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticking my finger in between mr bum cheeks at any given opportunity.

Walking up the stairs, finger up the bum.

Bending over, finger up the bum

I’ve made him that nervous he always has his hand protecting it if I’m behind him

That's cruel! You've Pavlov'd the poor man

He’s a nervous wreck, I love it

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

thats pure bum torture,,

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I watch South Park and Roly Poly Oly.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Today I amused myself by trying to maintain a constant speed of 69mph on the dual carriageway. It was surprisingly challenging!

What childish things do you do to amuse yourself?

Mrs TMN x"

Spinning myself around in my office chair

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I always squeak the horn in tiger

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