FabSwingers.com forum: surprise anal

By *ike both76 OP Man
over a year ago

Kettering

i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

That old chestnut

Oops, sorry, I missed !

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By *ike both76 OP Man
over a year ago

Kettering

it was genuine honest

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Would never do that. Something like that has to be discussed in advance.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"it was genuine honest"

Oh, to be 14 again!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

My bf surprises me often with his hard member. But in Tesco I feel he goes too far..

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By *enriette and SamCouple
over a year ago

The Magic whip

"That old chestnut

Terrific description

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it "

Have you never had real anal before?

Or, does her anus always get soggy when you're giving her "a good seeing to"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be underwhelmed.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"That old chestnut

Terrific description

I’m just impressed it slipped in so easily

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chez/Sheff

Do unto others. I wouldn’t be impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That old chestnut

Terrific description

I’m just impressed it slipped in so easily

Lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Accidents can happen of course, especially if you've overdone the lube, it's dark and you cant see hole a from hole b, she has an unusually relaxed sphincter and youre not hung like a donkey......

But no. That's never happened to me and if it ever did I'd expect to wake up with my dick in the blender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be pissed off, without prep it can really bloody hurt

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

With boo we have talked about anal in numerous lengthy discussions and she love it. It all depends on position and how wet she gets when we are focusing on her there has been a couple of occasions where it has genuinely slipped in but usually she tells me either verbally or she plays with her ass if she's not able to form words that she uses her own form or sign language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any partner of mine who did that would get a slap.

It isn't something that can just happen, and should be lubed up to avoid damage.

If a partner did that to me I'd treat them as unsafe to play with.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I’d be pissed off, without prep it can really bloody hurt "

Ill be sure to "prep" you accordingly

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By *littlteBitMoreWoman
over a year ago

Scotland

I'd knock you clean out pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would never do that. Something like that has to be discussed in advance. "

I wish all guys saw it like this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one guy who "accidentally" tried to do that to me got an elbow to the nose.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Unicorn likes this randomly happening but it's something she likes and we've discussed.

If I did it to someone else I'd expect to be in big trouble

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Had that happen with me once not convinced it was an accident though! And put a stop to it bloody hurt! Have to b prepared physically and mentally for anul! X

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Yes and I nearly hit the ceiling it was so painful.

You sound like you think thats funny, its not!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

As someone who really actually likes anal. For M to thrust his cock straight up there with no warning isn't going to happen by accident. Yeah may bash my anus and even get in a little bit. But all the way? Without considerable force it isn't going to happen. Cause things move when you have sex, have you ever noticed that a cunt will be tight around a finger to taking a cock, what do you think happens to all the other organs around it when that happens?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Yes and I nearly hit the ceiling it was so painful.

You sound like you think thats funny, its not!"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it

I like your thinking and am now off to buy the biggest dildo ever. Maybe I could display it on my bedside cabinet with a note on it warning where it will go if accidents happen

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it

I like your thinking and am now off to buy the biggest dildo ever. Maybe I could display it on my bedside cabinet with a note on it warning where it will go if accidents happen

That would be a great deterent.

I really don't understand why someone would accidentally do that and expect it to be OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done surprise anal. I don’t think I’m physically capable of it to be fair without plenty of prep work, then it’s not really a surprise.

Rather that than be painful for both of us though!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Should have gone to Specsavers.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Wow.It brought tears to her eyes fucking right it did as someone doing that bloody hurts and can cause serious injury as well if not prepared.

Yes I've had two people try it with me the first one it was the main reason I broke up wit he him after being in a long term relationship because it wasn't consensual and it fucking hurt me badly to the point I had to see a doctor.

The other guy I met tried it even though he was told it was not something I did and I stopped all play and left.

Anyone who tries it in my eyes is the lowest of the low and maybe they should experience what it feels like themselves before they do it to others. I bet not so many would be keen on trying to do it then.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Should have gone to Specsavers."

Haha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One up the bum, no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One up the bum, no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One up the bum, no harm done

And yet Rex makes it sound like such a romantic pursuit

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

No thanks.

It would be met with my nasty accident of a equally painful action.

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.

Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.

I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.

Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.

I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse "

It went in that easy?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I’d be pissed off, without prep it can really bloody hurt "

Me too - I would be fuming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"

Nobody’s ignoring what he said, just answering his question.

He said his ‘fb’ liked it. Then asked the question; has anyone given their partner surprise anal…

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"

Nope, but in general on these kind of threads vast majority of those saying women like it are men. There a very few women who do and most find it painful i.e can cause tears etc. So on threads such as this the vast majority of women will not like it and are also very sceptical when men say they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m wondering how you managed to “accidentally” slip it in so easy. You must have great aim OP

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"

Right after the fact he said she had tears in her eyes. I doubt those tears were from joy of suddenly having a cock shoved up there with no prep.And I found personally when I had tears it was from the absolute agony when it happened not from the joy of it.

Maybe she did enjoy it, only they know I was answering the question he asked when I replied. And I stand by my reply that those who do this and think it's okay to 'accidently' do it should experience what it feels like themselves.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Total bullshit OP.

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By *iss mischief 666Woman
over a year ago

the middle of nowhere!

"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it

With a large unlubed marrow......

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

No one would dare OP

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"

I'm merely speaking to my own experience. That it would be horrifically painful and put me off sex - or frankly anything other than crying - for a long time.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"One up the bum, no harm done

And yet Rex makes it sound like such a romantic pursuit

I would make mad passionate love to your hole

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Beds - all sorts of beds ;-)

I'm sure your excuse could have been more creative that "it just slipped"

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By *ike both76 OP Man
over a year ago

Kettering

"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it

With a large unlubed marrow......"
never say no im game for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banjo string snapping time if it's dry, too tight and mid slamming

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was an accident i had the front door key but got lost and kicked the back doors in

i didnt see the security bar and padlocks honest

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Easy done

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a guy unexpectedly shove a vibrator up my arsenal. I took a chunk out of his cock with my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again "

Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again

Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think "

This reminds me of a story I read in the welsh news some years ago. A guy was on trial for shagging a sheep. Apparently the guy had stopped for a pee in a field on the way back from the pub, it was dark and the sheep accidentally backed up onto him just as a police car was passing by. The police thought the worse, but the judge agreed , it was dark & accidents happen and no one was injured.

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

It happened with me once, slipped out and hit her arsehole but it didn't just slide in and we carried on like it was a porno. The reality was I injured my dick and couldn't get hard for a week. It swelled up and felt very uncomfortable for a while. Total accident btw, I would never go in there without prep, that's painful for both parties

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I wouldn't be able to accidentally slide in there

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again

Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think

Was it a male or female sheep?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a lot of slack holes knocking around here if you can just accidentally slip it all the way up

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Not even remotely a possibility for me due to anatomy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Yeah, I adore the sensation of feeling like I've been stabbed in the shit-hole by a red hot poker.

I also enjoy sarcasm.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Yeah, I adore the sensation of feeling like I've been stabbed in the shit-hole by a red hot poker.

I also enjoy sarcasm."

My underpants have just fell down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak.

So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak.

So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense)"

Yep. I locked up, whole body stiff, couldn't even exhale.

I wanted to leap forward but went into instant shock.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The answer to that probably lies in having it done to you... And then you'll know how pleasurable or otherwise it may feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a word for this....

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By *aptainhornpipeMan
over a year ago

manchester

"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.

Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.

I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse

It went in that easy?"

She was really going for it, full body weight so yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak.

So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense)"

Yup is a horrible experience and not enjoyable in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.

Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.

I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse "

This is a little bit of a different situation tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either you're tiny or she's got a bum hole like a wizards sleeve.

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By *igblackdomTV/TS
over a year ago

West Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any partner of mine who did that would get a slap.

It isn't something that can just happen, and should be lubed up to avoid damage.

If a partner did that to me I'd treat them as unsafe to play with.

Yup

Calling it 'surprise anal' is about 8 letters longer than the correct word for this situation

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Happened to me with my first bf when we were all slippery in the bath together. I'd never had so much as a finger up there before. Was excruciatingly painful, I was so mortified I couldn't move or speak. I remember it vividly all these years later.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I'm confused. Is there harm done or no harm done and do we need to update that famous Shakespeare quote?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Keep it on the thread please.

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By *ayHamboMan
over a year ago

Enfield

Sounds far too easy to me, I've accidently knocked on the back door, never kicked it in by accident!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve met one woman who enjoyed anal, that is it! Now I’m the one taking it haha. Is the poster jay Cartwright from the inbetweeners? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve met one woman who enjoyed anal, that is it! Now I’m the one taking it haha. Is the poster jay Cartwright from the inbetweeners? Lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Either you're tiny or she's got a bum hole like a wizards sleeve. "

Who was this??

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

That old chestnut

Oops, sorry, I missed !

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My bf surprises me often with his hard member. But in Tesco I feel he goes too far.."

Another old chestnut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it

But without warning lol

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I’ve met one woman who enjoyed anal, that is it! Now I’m the one taking it haha. Is the poster jay Cartwright from the inbetweeners? Lol"

He'd have got his balls up there too

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"It happened with me once, slipped out and hit her arsehole but it didn't just slide in and we carried on like it was a porno. The reality was I injured my dick and couldn't get hard for a week. It swelled up and felt very uncomfortable for a while. Total accident btw, I would never go in there without prep, that's painful for both parties "

Omg...so sorry.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face

I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again

Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think

Was it a male or female sheep? "

Lol! I laughed way to hard at that.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face

I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass!

I’m not normally a violent or aggressive person at all but would make an exception in that sort of scenario

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I'd knock you clean out pal"

Seems completely reasonable. Lol! between you and the Geordie lass, he will be dead.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face

I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass!

I’m not normally a violent or aggressive person at all but would make an exception in that sort of scenario

I come with a warning. It's called BPD. Lol! I try to be a nice calm, reasonable human being.

But if I'm not treated well, triggered or abused, look out that side of me doesn't GAF. I try to keep it mostly under control.

A surprise up my tight hole with no prep would definitely trigger the fuck out of me...literally.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

did you not say you were sorry you must of hurt her,,

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Really?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Post like this and Porn makes people think that everyone is just walking around with a loose asshole.

Mate, my pelvic floor is pretty tight up there. So there's no slipping in my Vagine or my bumhole without prep... don't try it with me. I can push penises out both holes quite easily. Penile Fracture is extremely painful.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Maybe she should surprise you with an unnounced toy up the arse, see if it brings a tear to your eyes.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I am a lover of anal

I love receiving it

I’ve had few guys go in a bit faster than they should of and it’s a killer

There has even been times where a the guy has pulled right out by accident during anal and gone straight back in and hurt me also

Anal has to be prepared full stop

And on the other side I have slipped out of a vagina and it’s headed the wrong way but never penetrated and that was a killer for both of us

There must be something seriously wrong with someone’s asshole to accidentally accommodate an erect cock unlubed and unprepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a lover of anal

I love receiving it

I’ve had few guys go in a bit faster than they should of and it’s a killer

There has even been times where a the guy has pulled right out by accident during anal and gone straight back in and hurt me also

Anal has to be prepared full stop

And on the other side I have slipped out of a vagina and it’s headed the wrong way but never penetrated and that was a killer for both of us

There must be something seriously wrong with someone’s asshole to accidentally accommodate an erect cock unlubed and unprepared "

I’m not convinced it’s the asshole attached to the women that’s at fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband did it to me once slipped out and into wrong hole I quickly told him off and luckily didn't go far in.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Accidents ‘do’ happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway.

I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway.

I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny.

It’s definitely not too tight and tiny

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over a year ago

"I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway.

I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny.

It’s definitely not too tight and tiny

I do carry my spare change in there tbh

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
over a year ago

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Think you used to much lube and accidentally on purpose enter the wrong hole

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