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"it was genuine honest" 
Oh, to be 14 again! | |||
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"That old chestnut
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it " Have you never had real anal before? Or, does her anus always get soggy when you're giving her "a good seeing to"? | |||
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"That old chestnut
Terrific description "I’m just impressed it slipped in so easily | |||
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"That old chestnut
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I’m just impressed it slipped in so easily "Lol  | |||
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"I’d be pissed off, without prep it can really bloody hurt " Ill be sure to "prep" you accordingly  | |||
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"Would never do that. Something like that has to be discussed in advance. " I wish all guys saw it like this x | |||
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"Yes and I nearly hit the ceiling it was so painful. You sound like you think thats funny, its not!" | |||
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"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it "I like your thinking and am now off to buy the biggest dildo ever. Maybe I could display it on my bedside cabinet with a note on it warning where it will go if accidents happen | |||
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"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it
I like your thinking and am now off to buy the biggest dildo ever. Maybe I could display it on my bedside cabinet with a note on it warning where it will go if accidents happen "That would be a great deterent.
I really don't understand why someone would accidentally do that and expect it to be OK. | |||
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it " Should have gone to Specsavers. | |||
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it Should have gone to Specsavers." Haha | |||
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"One up the bum, no harm done "And yet Rex makes it sound like such a romantic pursuit  | |||
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"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down. Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum. I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse " It went in that easy? | |||
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"I’d be pissed off, without prep it can really bloody hurt " Me too - I would be fuming  | |||
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?" Nobody’s ignoring what he said, just answering his question. He said his ‘fb’ liked it. Then asked the question; has anyone given their partner surprise anal… | |||
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?" Nope, but in general on these kind of threads vast majority of those saying women like it are men. There a very few women who do and most find it painful i.e can cause tears etc. So on threads such as this the vast majority of women will not like it and are also very sceptical when men say they do. | |||
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?" Right after the fact he said she had tears in her eyes. I doubt those tears were from joy of suddenly having a cock shoved up there with no prep.And I found personally when I had tears it was from the absolute agony when it happened not from the joy of it. Maybe she did enjoy it, only they know I was answering the question he asked when I replied. And I stand by my reply that those who do this and think it's okay to 'accidently' do it should experience what it feels like themselves. | |||
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"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it "With a large unlubed marrow...... | |||
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?" I'm merely speaking to my own experience. That it would be horrifically painful and put me off sex - or frankly anything other than crying - for a long time. | |||
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"One up the bum, no harm done
And yet Rex makes it sound like such a romantic pursuit "I would make mad passionate love to your hole  | |||
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"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it
With a large unlubed marrow......"never say no im game for anything | |||
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 it was an accident i had the front door key but got lost and kicked the back doors in i didnt see the security bar and padlocks honest | |||
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again " Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think | |||
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think " This reminds me of a story I read in the welsh news some years ago. A guy was on trial for shagging a sheep. Apparently the guy had stopped for a pee in a field on the way back from the pub, it was dark and the sheep accidentally backed up onto him just as a police car was passing by. The police thought the worse, but the judge agreed , it was dark & accidents happen and no one was injured. | |||
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think This reminds me of a story I read in the welsh news some years ago. A guy was on trial for shagging a sheep. Apparently the guy had stopped for a pee in a field on the way back from the pub, it was dark and the sheep accidentally backed up onto him just as a police car was passing by. The police thought the worse, but the judge agreed , it was dark & accidents happen and no one was injured. " Was it a male or female sheep? | |||
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"Yeah, I adore the sensation of feeling like I've been stabbed in the shit-hole by a red hot poker. I also enjoy sarcasm." My underpants have just fell down | |||
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"Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak. So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense)" Yep. I locked up, whole body stiff, couldn't even exhale. I wanted to leap forward but went into instant shock. | |||
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it " The answer to that probably lies in having it done to you... And then you'll know how pleasurable or otherwise it may feel. | |||
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it " There's a word for this.... | |||
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"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down. Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum. I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse It went in that easy?" She was really going for it, full body weight so yeah | |||
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"Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak. So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense)" Yup is a horrible experience and not enjoyable in the slightest | |||
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"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down. Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum. I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse " This is a little bit of a different situation tbh | |||
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it " Either you're tiny or she's got a bum hole like a wizards sleeve. | |||
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"Any partner of mine who did that would get a slap. It isn't something that can just happen, and should be lubed up to avoid damage. If a partner did that to me I'd treat them as unsafe to play with. " Yup Calling it 'surprise anal' is about 8 letters longer than the correct word for this situation | |||
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it Either you're tiny or she's got a bum hole like a wizards sleeve. " Who was this?? | |||
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" That old chestnut Oops, sorry, I missed ! ... My bf surprises me often with his hard member. But in Tesco I feel he goes too far.." Another old chestnut! | |||
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"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it "But without warning lol | |||
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"I’ve met one woman who enjoyed anal, that is it! Now I’m the one taking it haha. Is the poster jay Cartwright from the inbetweeners? Lol" He'd have got his balls up there too | |||
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"It happened with me once, slipped out and hit her arsehole but it didn't just slide in and we carried on like it was a porno. The reality was I injured my dick and couldn't get hard for a week. It swelled up and felt very uncomfortable for a while. Total accident btw, I would never go in there without prep, that's painful for both parties " Omg...so sorry. | |||
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"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face "I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass! | |||
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think This reminds me of a story I read in the welsh news some years ago. A guy was on trial for shagging a sheep. Apparently the guy had stopped for a pee in a field on the way back from the pub, it was dark and the sheep accidentally backed up onto him just as a police car was passing by. The police thought the worse, but the judge agreed , it was dark & accidents happen and no one was injured. Was it a male or female sheep? " Lol! I laughed way to hard at that. | |||
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"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face
I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass! "I’m not normally a violent or aggressive person at all but would make an exception in that sort of scenario | |||
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"I'd knock you clean out pal" Seems completely reasonable. Lol! between you and the Geordie lass, he will be dead. | |||
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"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face
I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass!
I’m not normally a violent or aggressive person at all but would make an exception in that sort of scenario "I come with a warning. It's called BPD. Lol! I try to be a nice calm, reasonable human being. But if I'm not treated well, triggered or abused, look out that side of me doesn't GAF. I try to keep it mostly under control. A surprise up my tight hole with no prep would definitely trigger the fuck out of me...literally. | |||
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it " Post like this and Porn makes people think that everyone is just walking around with a loose asshole. Mate, my pelvic floor is pretty tight up there. So there's no slipping in my Vagine or my bumhole without prep... don't try it with me. I can push penises out both holes quite easily. Penile Fracture is extremely painful. | |||
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"I am a lover of anal I love receiving it I’ve had few guys go in a bit faster than they should of and it’s a killer There has even been times where a the guy has pulled right out by accident during anal and gone straight back in and hurt me also Anal has to be prepared full stop And on the other side I have slipped out of a vagina and it’s headed the wrong way but never penetrated and that was a killer for both of us There must be something seriously wrong with someone’s asshole to accidentally accommodate an erect cock unlubed and unprepared " I’m not convinced it’s the asshole attached to the women that’s at fault. | |||
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"I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway. I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny. "It’s definitely not too tight and tiny   | |||
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"I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway. I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny.
It’s definitely not too tight and tiny "I do carry my spare change in there tbh | |||
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