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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In front of pets...Do you ever?

Met with someone who had to have pet Dog in its basket in the Bedroom whilst we were at it on the Bed...Bloody off putting with it staring at me arse going up and down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this can so turn lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"this can so turn lol"
ya mean ya werent tempted to get it to join in ?????

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

The goldfish dont tend to mind - but the fucking Parrot is a right GRASS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this can so turn lolya mean ya werent tempted to get it to join in ????? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive posted on a thread like this before and never again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this can so turn lolya mean ya werent tempted to get it to join in ????? "

Well it did give good head...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"In front of pets...Do you ever?

Met with someone who had to have pet Dog in its basket in the Bedroom whilst we were at it on the Bed...Bloody off putting with it staring at me arse going up and down..."

Thats sooooooooooooooo wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this can so turn lolya mean ya werent tempted to get it to join in ?????

Well it did give good head... "

Only joking ...Thats me banned....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"this can so turn lolya mean ya werent tempted to get it to join in ?????

Well it did give good head... "

ewwwwwwwwwwwww now you dont wanna go there DO YA??? EH ? EH ? EH ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay had me bent over the dining room chair one day giving me one from behind and the cat appeared from, no where and jumped on my back and refused to move

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Shagging in front of pets?

only if we do it in the garage where the rabbit lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this can so turn lolya mean ya werent tempted to get it to join in ?????

Well it did give good head...

Only joking ...Thats me banned.... "

sooo banned for that i am reporting ur post hhahahahahahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this can so turn lolya mean ya werent tempted to get it to join in ?????

Well it did give good head... ewwwwwwwwwwwww now you dont wanna go there DO YA??? EH ? EH ? EH ? "

I have said sorry Honest...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

You do realise this has feked any chance of femme letting me get a capuchin monkey!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You do realise this has feked any chance of femme letting me get a capuchin monkey! "
you thought you was getting one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do realise this has feked any chance of femme letting me get a capuchin monkey! "

Ill buy you one...We can share...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In front of pets...Do you ever?

Met with someone who had to have pet Dog in its basket in the Bedroom whilst we were at it on the Bed...Bloody off putting with it staring at me arse going up and down..."

well my fuck buddy has his dog in the room while we are at it and i have to say it dont bother me in the slightest the way i see it is im there to have fun with the bloke not the dog

get over it ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Not sure if I've posted this, but an ex of mine had a dog that sometimes slept on the bed, sometimes in a basket next to the bed (depending on whether I was staying or not). Inevitably, this dog will have seen some sights....but then one day the basket had been moved to the landing. When I asked why I was told that the lady had woken to find the (female) dog...well, imitating me...

I thought it was hilarious, and doggy was the only position for a good while...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all "

pmsl...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl... "

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Not sure if I've posted this, but an ex of mine had a dog that sometimes slept on the bed, sometimes in a basket next to the bed (depending on whether I was staying or not). Inevitably, this dog will have seen some sights....but then one day the basket had been moved to the landing. When I asked why I was told that the lady had woken to find the (female) dog...well, imitating me...

I thought it was hilarious, and doggy was the only position for a good while... "

Ooooo i would have moved it to the kitchen double quick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge! "

Wot ever do you mean young Man..

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

Wot ever do you mean young Man.. "

I is in the phone you bugger lol. You aint havin me cos she wont let ya

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

Wot ever do you mean young Man..

I is in the phone you bugger lol. You aint havin me cos she wont let ya "

oh i dunno

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

Wot ever do you mean young Man..

I is in the phone you bugger lol. You aint havin me cos she wont let ya "

Yes she will cos I told her bout my monky eating pet spider...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

Wot ever do you mean young Man..

I is in the phone you bugger lol. You aint havin me cos she wont let ya "

Does you phone vibrate Big ?????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

Wot ever do you mean young Man..

I is in the phone you bugger lol. You aint havin me cos she wont let ya

Yes she will cos I told her bout my monky eating pet spider... "

She fails to confirm that! I think you have chuff all spider mr!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

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I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

Wot ever do you mean young Man..

I is in the phone you bugger lol. You aint havin me cos she wont let ya

Yes she will cos I told her bout my monky eating pet spider...

She fails to confirm that! I think you have chuff all spider mr! "

whos she????? cheeky...you are soooooooooooooo skating on thin ice me thinks this evening mr _ig bad

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Most of my meets have a pet in the room,

.

.

.

I guess I cant complain, they are guide dogs after all

pmsl...

Oi you bugger you aint having my sheriffs badge!

Wot ever do you mean young Man..

I is in the phone you bugger lol. You aint havin me cos she wont let ya

Does you phone vibrate Big ?????"

Ohh it vibrates ok. But i have my twiddly bit in my ear so one can type. Mind its a dam cool phone (not as good as Notts phone mind) and i get google maps on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of years back we had friends round for some fun.

During a break Trace and the other lass went up to the bathroom while me and the guy sat back on the floor having a drink.

All of a sudden the door flew open and our Staffy burst in and went straight for the guys knackers,I was doubled up!

Best thing is,we had a vid cam running that we'd forgotten about,as can often happen,so it got filmed.

Don't think Harry Hill would buy it though.

XXXX"

Is your Staffy single ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A couple of years back we had friends round for some fun.

During a break Trace and the other lass went up to the bathroom while me and the guy sat back on the floor having a drink.

All of a sudden the door flew open and our Staffy burst in and went straight for the guys knackers,I was doubled up!

Best thing is,we had a vid cam running that we'd forgotten about,as can often happen,so it got filmed.

Don't think Harry Hill would buy it though.

XXXX

Is your Staffy single ? "

im getting worried about you ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of years back we had friends round for some fun.

During a break Trace and the other lass went up to the bathroom while me and the guy sat back on the floor having a drink.

All of a sudden the door flew open and our Staffy burst in and went straight for the guys knackers,I was doubled up!

Best thing is,we had a vid cam running that we'd forgotten about,as can often happen,so it got filmed.

Don't think Harry Hill would buy it though.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of years back we had friends round for some fun.

During a break Trace and the other lass went up to the bathroom while me and the guy sat back on the floor having a drink.

All of a sudden the door flew open and our Staffy burst in and went straight for the guys knackers,I was doubled up!

Best thing is,we had a vid cam running that we'd forgotten about,as can often happen,so it got filmed.

Don't think Harry Hill would buy it though.

XXXX

Is your Staffy single ? im getting worried about you ... "

Its me time of month having man flushes and got itchy ovaries...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about messing with the posts folks.

When I first sent it,for some reason I thought I'd posted on the wrong thread and deleted.

Then saw the O.P and realised I'd ballsed up

Yeah Dr Snog he is single but he's a grumpy old man now and you deffinitely wouldn't want a blow job off him.

Besides,fancy thinking such things about our little baby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry about messing with the posts folks.

When I first sent it,for some reason I thought I'd posted on the wrong thread and deleted.

Then saw the O.P and realised I'd ballsed up

Yeah Dr Snog he is single but he's a grumpy old man now and you deffinitely wouldn't want a blow job off him.

Besides,fancy thinking such things about our little baby! "

Ha Ha only joking...Got my own dogs... And I lurve them to bits And No I wouldnt. I know I am a sick puppy but really...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In front of pets...Do you ever?

Met with someone who had to have pet Dog in its basket in the Bedroom whilst we were at it on the Bed...Bloody off putting with it staring at me arse going up and down..."

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Eh, no comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cats a pervert, he sits on top of the wardrobe and watches, and yes its off putting i have to throw him out

bloody men lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"my cats a pervert, he sits on top of the wardrobe and watches, and yes its off putting i have to throw him out

bloody men lol"

As long as he stops up there he wouldn't put me off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cats a pervert, he sits on top of the wardrobe and watches, and yes its off putting i have to throw him out

bloody men lol

As long as he stops up there he wouldn't put me off lol "

It puts me of cause hes......well hes my baby and i dont like the thought of him seeing me have sex lol

does that sound daft?

And when i say watches i dont mean he lays up there asleep opening one eye even now and again for a peep, he sits there full on watching

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"my cats a pervert, he sits on top of the wardrobe and watches, and yes its off putting i have to throw him out

bloody men lol

As long as he stops up there he wouldn't put me off lol

It puts me of cause hes......well hes my baby and i dont like the thought of him seeing me have sex lol

does that sound daft?

And when i say watches i dont mean he lays up there asleep opening one eye even now and again for a peep, he sits there full on watching "

Well as i am a dab hand with a needle and tread ill make him a blindfold to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well as i am a dab hand with a needle and tread ill make him a blindfold to wear "

*sighs*

my hero lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or......

.....you could always chuck him to the monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last girlfriend used to bring her little yorky-chihauha cross. Little thing used to run around yapping its head off in the bedroom, and the dog wasn't much better.

I had to draw the line when I was eating pussy and being licked by a dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our dog wont even let us sit on the sofa together, bloody mutt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my Westie sleeps on my bed every night, she's now used to the Wand and soon stopped trying to dig through the duvet to find the strange buzzing noise - but as I've never had a guy back to my house she's never witnessed anything worse ................ x x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse?

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Yes worse !!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse?

Yes worse !!! xx"

sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse?

Yes worse !!! xx

sounds interesting "

Hmmm not sure I'd use the word interesting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse?

Yes worse !!! xx

sounds interesting

Hmmm not sure I'd use the word interesting lol "

OOOooooOOOO what word would you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

afraid to say my yorkie has witnessed a lot.. damn thing barks none stop if u lock it in livin room!! anyone objectin to dog its tough i love the dog.....got to have priorities!! luckily she never bit anyones bum yet lol! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this can so turn lol"

Expain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse?

Yes worse !!! xx

sounds interesting

Hmmm not sure I'd use the word interesting lol

OOOooooOOOO what word would you use?"

Boring Honey totally totally boring x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worse?

Yes worse !!! xx

sounds interesting

Hmmm not sure I'd use the word interesting lol

OOOooooOOOO what word would you use?

Boring Honey totally totally boring x"

Never tried that one

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