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"Jeez you’re all so fit "You two are hot!  
But I've always thought that.
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"Jeez you’re all so fit "HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard  | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fat
Anti flirting at its finest  "I’m eating a pork pie. You want some fatty? | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fit
You two are hot!
But I've always thought that.
T"This is new and exciting information. Let’s have some kinky foursome sex and then post little flirty snippets about it all over the lounge | |||
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"Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams! Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men? "Enthusiasm is a very attractive trait in my book pal, don’t ever change  | |||
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"I have an Auntie Flirt. Does that count ? And an Uncle d'For. " Me too! Gosh it’s a small world. My uncle isn’t d’for though  | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fit
HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard "She’s great with sausage’s… so I’ve seen | |||
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"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry. Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate. xoxo" Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate. xixi | |||
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"*never flirts * Missed ya
No you didn't
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"*never flirts * Missed ya
No you didn't
Yeah.
I did."Not even sure who you are | |||
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"Sounds like just the place for me , I have the flirting skills of an asteroid in deep space "Perfect. I need deep space for my beautiful penis to explore | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here "It’s easy, just use this flirty face | |||
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"This thread has broken down irrevocably. Close it immediately." Shurrup and blow us some kisses you grumpy old bastard | |||
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"Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams! Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men?
Enthusiasm is a very attractive trait in my book pal, don’t ever change "I won't my love, and I'll always have a spot on the bed for you laced in roses and sensual spray for when you're ready | |||
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"Who doesn't love a good flirt "I don't so please stay away from me (hisses) | |||
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term "Is it a... Meme?!  | |||
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?! "Yup | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face "So you mean if I do this.... I'm flirting with you? | |||
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?! "Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou. | |||
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"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry. Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate. xoxo Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate. xixi " Fuck that's actually kind of sexy. Damn it. Hope you're ready to see my new piercing. | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face "Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social? | |||
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"Indeed I am just a doormat "Welcome | |||
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"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them. " You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though. Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point | |||
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"So, don't flirt? Pffffft, erm.... FAF? " Yes. You already know we do  | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM"Are those the type that take place in your shower? | |||
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"*never flirts * Missed ya
No you didn't
Yeah.
I did.
Not even sure who you are "That’s probably for the best… you always gave the impression you weren’t a fan but we didn’t hold that against you | |||
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?!
Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou. "That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs | |||
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"What's flirting? "You’d still get it… even with those ropey tits | |||
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"Flirt? What is this "flirt" that you speak of? Hey Fratelli's "Hey hey it’s the who’s
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"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them. You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though. Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point "I'll leave you to imagine me saying 'thunderplump'. | |||
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"Who doesn't love a good flirt "I love the way your avatar gives the impression that your fingers are flirting with your clitoris. It’s very nice | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Are those the type that take place in your shower? "The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah
LvM | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
So you mean if I do this.... I'm flirting with you? "You’ve got it, you’re obviously a fast learner | |||
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"Who doesn't love a good flirt
I don't so please stay away from me (hisses)" | |||
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"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry. Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate. xoxo Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate. xixi Fuck that's actually kind of sexy. Damn it. Hope you're ready to see my new piercing. "I’m crossing fingers you’ve had an anus piercing | |||
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?!
Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.
That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs "Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?"In person… you do with your own eyelid’s. Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM"Yeah, me too. Bum? | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x" You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fit
HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard
She’s great with sausage’s… so I’ve seen "She knows what she’s doing | |||
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"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them. You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though. Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point
I'll leave you to imagine me saying 'thunderplump'.
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting "Got it. What happens if I flirt by accident, though? | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?
In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.
Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime "I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact
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"I'm rubbish at flirting " The fingers are magic though | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Yeah, me too.
Bum? "Yeah, I could go for a bum 
LvM | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Are those the type that take place in your shower?
The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah
LvM"My favourite type 
Ooops, I dropped the soap | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though? "You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples! Hang on...twist my...what really?! | |||
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?!
Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.
That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs
Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. "Right, that’s it, you’re out! You bloody big flirt | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fit "Lol! | |||
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?!
Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.
That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs
Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. "That may have spent time tied up too, but I won't risk scaring you with a picture | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!"The clue is in the name, Mister 32 | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Are those the type that take place in your shower?
The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah
LvM
My favourite type
Ooops, I dropped the soap "*Boiiiing*
LvM | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fit
HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard
She’s great with sausage’s… so I’ve seen
She knows what she’s doing "Wink wink, nudge nudge | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though? "You get shagged. Like… proper shagged | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32 "Seen your video. Jesus | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged "Ah, those good ol' proper shags. Are we meant to not be flirting here? | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?
In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.
Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime
I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Yeah, me too.
Bum?
Yeah, I could go for a bum
LvM"Cool 
But not in a ghey way obvs. | |||
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?
In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.
Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime
I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact
It’s fine, I’ll most likely be too busy staring at your breasts to notice in any case "So all I really need to do is wear a low cut dress? This sounds much more manageable | |||
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"All the flirting is in the no flirting zone thats why I couldnt see it! " What happens in the no flirting zone stays in the no flirting zone. | |||
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"All the flirting is in the no flirting zone thats why I couldnt see it! " Oh gosh it’s little red riding hoods stockings! Come on in and put your feet up… | |||
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"I don’t flirt as I’m too shy  "Sorry my lie detector came on | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fit
Lol!"Hello there | |||
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"A space for my fellow non flirters "I like your non flirting style _hegatekeeper | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged "Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then | |||
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"I don’t flirt as I’m too shy "That’s perfectly good for this thread. Just having your delicious avatar present and displayed is arousing enough | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32
Seen your video.
Jesus "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE | |||
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 and then n9t a clue after that
Tg x | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32
Seen your video.
Jesus
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE"Afraid you'll get 'proper' shagged?! | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32
Seen your video.
Jesus
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE
Afraid you'll get 'proper' shagged?!"That would be dreadful. And certainly not what I was hoping for. | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged
Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then "Now you’ve gone and done it. We’re on route… Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon) | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Yeah, me too.
Bum?
Yeah, I could go for a bum
LvM
Cool
But not in a ghey way obvs."It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?
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"Flirt? I normally just end up and then n9t a clue after that
Tg x"You’ve got it
Although this is supposed to be a flirt free zone you bad, baaad lady! | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged
Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then
Now you’ve gone and done it.
We’re on route…
Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon)"Whoops. Assuming the position. | |||
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"Love a flirt as well "A big hunky bloke like you
Who’d of thunk it | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Yeah, me too.
Bum?
Yeah, I could go for a bum
LvM
Cool
But not in a ghey way obvs.
It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?
LvM"What if we 69 whilst they peg us?  | |||
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me! *checks thread* Uh oh... Mrs TMN x You’re more than welcome here but no flirting. Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged
Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then
Now you’ve gone and done it.
We’re on route…
Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon)
Whoops.
Assuming the position. "Oh goody! Can’t believe those aubergine emoji’s aren’t available yet! | |||
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"Love a flirt as well
A big hunky bloke like you
Who’d of thunk it "I know right | |||
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Yeah, me too.
Bum?
Yeah, I could go for a bum
LvM
Cool
But not in a ghey way obvs.
It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?
LvM
What if we 69 whilst they peg us? "Stop it, you'll make all these lovely people jealous 
LvM | |||
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"I don’t flirt as I’m too shy
That’s perfectly good for this thread.
Just having your delicious avatar present and displayed is arousing enough " | |||
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"Jeez you’re all so fit
You two are hot!
But I've always thought that.
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This is new and exciting information.
Let’s have some kinky foursome sex and then post little flirty snippets about it all over the lounge "In! I'll get right on it!
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"Flirt? I normally just end up and then n9t a clue after that
Tg x
You’ve got it
Although this is supposed to be a flirt free zone you bad, baaad lady!"Whoops
Still oblivious to being flirted with and flirting
Tg x | |||
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