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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip

Jeez you’re all so fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez you’re all so fat "

Anti flirting at its finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*never flirts *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez you’re all so fit "

You two are hot!

But I've always thought that.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams!

Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men?

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By *AFKA HovisMan
over a year ago

Sindon Swingdon Swindon

I have an Auntie Flirt. Does that count ? And an Uncle d'For.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez you’re all so fit "

HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Jeez you’re all so fat

Anti flirting at its finest "

I’m eating a pork pie.

You want some fatty?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry.

Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate.

xoxo

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"*never flirts *"

Missed ya

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Jeez you’re all so fit

You two are hot!

But I've always thought that.

T"

This is new and exciting information.

Let’s have some kinky foursome sex and then post little flirty snippets about it all over the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*never flirts *

Missed ya "

No you didn't

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By *aimeDWoman
over a year ago

Shaftesbury, Dorset

Sounds like just the place for me , I have the flirting skills of an asteroid in deep space

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams!

Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men? "

Enthusiasm is a very attractive trait in my book pal, don’t ever change

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has broken down irrevocably. Close it immediately.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Indeed I am just a doormat

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them.

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I have an Auntie Flirt. Does that count ? And an Uncle d'For. "

Me too!

Gosh it’s a small world.

My uncle isn’t d’for though

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

So, don't flirt?

Pffffft, erm.... FAF?

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Jeez you’re all so fit

HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard "

She’s great with sausage’s… so I’ve seen

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry.

Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate.

xoxo"

Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate.

xixi

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"*never flirts *

Missed ya

No you didn't

"

Yeah.

I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*never flirts *

Missed ya

No you didn't

Yeah.

I did."

Not even sure who you are

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Sounds like just the place for me , I have the flirting skills of an asteroid in deep space "

Perfect.

I need deep space for my beautiful penis to explore

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What's flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's flirting? "

It's a made up Internet term

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here "

It’s easy, just use this flirty face

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"This thread has broken down irrevocably. Close it immediately."

Shurrup and blow us some kisses you grumpy old bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams!

Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men?

Enthusiasm is a very attractive trait in my book pal, don’t ever change "

I won't my love, and I'll always have a spot on the bed for you laced in roses and sensual spray for when you're ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt? What is this "flirt" that you speak of?

Hey Fratelli's

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Who doesn't love a good flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who doesn't love a good flirt "

I don't so please stay away from me (hisses)

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"What's flirting?

It's a made up Internet term "

Is it a... Meme?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's flirting?

It's a made up Internet term

Is it a... Meme?! "

Yup

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

It’s easy, just use this flirty face "

So you mean if I do this.... I'm flirting with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's flirting?

It's a made up Internet term

Is it a... Meme?! "

Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry.

Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate.

xoxo

Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate.

xixi "

Fuck that's actually kind of sexy. Damn it. Hope you're ready to see my new piercing.

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

It’s easy, just use this flirty face "

Thanks for the tip

So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Indeed I am just a doormat "

Welcome

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them.

"

You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though.

Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"So, don't flirt?

Pffffft, erm.... FAF? "

Yes.

You already know we do

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM"

Are those the type that take place in your shower?

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"*never flirts *

Missed ya

No you didn't

Yeah.

I did.

Not even sure who you are "

That’s probably for the best… you always gave the impression you weren’t a fan but we didn’t hold that against you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"What's flirting?

It's a made up Internet term

Is it a... Meme?!

Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou. "

That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"What's flirting? "

You’d still get it… even with those ropey tits

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Flirt? What is this "flirt" that you speak of?

Hey Fratelli's "

Hey hey it’s the who’s

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them.

You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though.

Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point "

I'll leave you to imagine me saying 'thunderplump'.

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm rubbish at flirting

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Who doesn't love a good flirt "

I love the way your avatar gives the impression that your fingers are flirting with your clitoris.

It’s very nice

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Are those the type that take place in your shower? "

The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah

LvM

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

It’s easy, just use this flirty face

So you mean if I do this.... I'm flirting with you? "

You’ve got it, you’re obviously a fast learner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who doesn't love a good flirt

I don't so please stay away from me (hisses)"

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry.

Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate.

xoxo

Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate.

xixi

Fuck that's actually kind of sexy. Damn it. Hope you're ready to see my new piercing. "

I’m crossing fingers you’ve had an anus piercing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's flirting?

It's a made up Internet term

Is it a... Meme?!

Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.

That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs "

Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available.

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

It’s easy, just use this flirty face

Thanks for the tip

So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?"

In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.

Just giggle and flutter

I’ll show you sometime

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM"

Yeah, me too.

Bum?

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x"

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez you’re all so fit

HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard

She’s great with sausage’s… so I’ve seen "

She knows what she’s doing

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them.

You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though.

Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point

I'll leave you to imagine me saying 'thunderplump'.

"

On point.

Always.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting "

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

It’s easy, just use this flirty face

Thanks for the tip

So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?

In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.

Just giggle and flutter

I’ll show you sometime "

I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I'm rubbish at flirting "

The fingers are magic though

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Yeah, me too.

Bum? "

Yeah, I could go for a bum

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Are those the type that take place in your shower?

The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah

LvM"

My favourite type

Ooops, I dropped the soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though? "

You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!

Hang on...twist my...what really?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the flirting is in the no flirting zone thats why I couldnt see it!

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"What's flirting?

It's a made up Internet term

Is it a... Meme?!

Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.

That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs

Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. "

Right, that’s it, you’re out!

You bloody big flirt

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Jeez you’re all so fit "

Lol!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"What's flirting?

It's a made up Internet term

Is it a... Meme?!

Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.

That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs

Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. "

That may have spent time tied up too, but I won't risk scaring you with a picture

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!

Hang on...twist my...what really?!"

The clue is in the name, Mister 32

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Are those the type that take place in your shower?

The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah

LvM

My favourite type

Ooops, I dropped the soap "

*Boiiiing*

LvM

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Jeez you’re all so fit

HenriettAaa cooks such a tasty breakfast … So I’ve heard

She’s great with sausage’s… so I’ve seen

She knows what she’s doing "

Wink wink, nudge nudge

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though? "

You get shagged.

Like… proper shagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!

Hang on...twist my...what really?!

The clue is in the name, Mister 32 "

Seen your video.

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You get shagged.

Like… proper shagged "

Ah, those good ol' proper shags. Are we meant to not be flirting here?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A space for my fellow non flirters

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

It’s easy, just use this flirty face

Thanks for the tip

So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?

In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.

Just giggle and flutter

I’ll show you sometime

I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact

"

It’s fine, I’ll most likely be too busy staring at your breasts to notice in any case

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Yeah, me too.

Bum?

Yeah, I could go for a bum

LvM"

Cool

But not in a ghey way obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t flirt as I’m too shy

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here

It’s easy, just use this flirty face

Thanks for the tip

So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?

In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.

Just giggle and flutter

I’ll show you sometime

I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact

It’s fine, I’ll most likely be too busy staring at your breasts to notice in any case "

So all I really need to do is wear a low cut dress?

This sounds much more manageable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the flirting is in the no flirting zone thats why I couldnt see it! "

What happens in the no flirting zone stays in the no flirting zone.

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"All the flirting is in the no flirting zone thats why I couldnt see it! "

Oh gosh it’s little red riding hoods stockings!

Come on in and put your feet up…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt as I’m too shy "

Sorry my lie detector came on

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Jeez you’re all so fit

Lol!"

Hello there

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"A space for my fellow non flirters "

I like your non flirting style _hegatekeeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt as I’m too shy "

I hope not.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You get shagged.

Like… proper shagged "

Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I don’t flirt as I’m too shy "

That’s perfectly good for this thread.

Just having your delicious avatar present and displayed is arousing enough

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!

Hang on...twist my...what really?!

The clue is in the name, Mister 32

Seen your video.

Jesus "

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Flirt? I normally just end up and then n9t a clue after that

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!

Hang on...twist my...what really?!

The clue is in the name, Mister 32

Seen your video.

Jesus

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE"

Afraid you'll get 'proper' shagged?!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester

Love a flirt as well

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!

Hang on...twist my...what really?!

The clue is in the name, Mister 32

Seen your video.

Jesus

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE

Afraid you'll get 'proper' shagged?!"

That would be dreadful. And certainly not what I was hoping for.

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You get shagged.

Like… proper shagged

Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then "

Now you’ve gone and done it.

We’re on route…

Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon)

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Yeah, me too.

Bum?

Yeah, I could go for a bum

LvM

Cool

But not in a ghey way obvs."

It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?

LvM

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Flirt? I normally just end up and then n9t a clue after that

Tg x"

You’ve got it

Although this is supposed to be a flirt free zone you bad, baaad lady!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You get shagged.

Like… proper shagged

Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then

Now you’ve gone and done it.

We’re on route…

Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon)"

Whoops.

Assuming the position.

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"Love a flirt as well "

A big hunky bloke like you

Who’d of thunk it

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Yeah, me too.

Bum?

Yeah, I could go for a bum

LvM

Cool

But not in a ghey way obvs.

It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?

LvM"

What if we 69 whilst they peg us?

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip


"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!

*checks thread*

Uh oh...

Mrs TMN x

You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.

Strictly no flirting

Got it.

What happens if I flirt by accident, though?

You get shagged.

Like… proper shagged

Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then

Now you’ve gone and done it.

We’re on route…

Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon)

Whoops.

Assuming the position. "

Oh goody!

Can’t believe those aubergine emoji’s aren’t available yet!

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By *enriette and Sam OP   Couple
over a year ago

The Magic whip

Right.

I’m off to bed you filthy flirty perverts.

Good night x

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

colchester


"Love a flirt as well

A big hunky bloke like you

Who’d of thunk it "

I know right

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships

LvM

Yeah, me too.

Bum?

Yeah, I could go for a bum

LvM

Cool

But not in a ghey way obvs.

It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?

LvM

What if we 69 whilst they peg us? "

Stop it, you'll make all these lovely people jealous

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt as I’m too shy

That’s perfectly good for this thread.

Just having your delicious avatar present and displayed is arousing enough "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez you’re all so fit

You two are hot!

But I've always thought that.

T

This is new and exciting information.

Let’s have some kinky foursome sex and then post little flirty snippets about it all over the lounge "

In! I'll get right on it!

T

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Flirt? I normally just end up and then n9t a clue after that

Tg x

You’ve got it

Although this is supposed to be a flirt free zone you bad, baaad lady!"

Whoops

Still oblivious to being flirted with and flirting

Tg x

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