FabSwingers.com forum: That celebrity or public person you can't digest

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me-Again Markle

Jeremy Clarkson

What's yours?

Don't know them, never met them but they just irk you/give you bad hunch, shivers, cause to laugh and shake head at the same time in disbelief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giles fu@#ing Brandreth

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

I'd be able to digest bits of all celebrities but I think that their bones would pass right through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be able to digest bits of all celebrities but I think that their bones would pass right through"

Your poor bowels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to punch James Corden in the face

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Amanda Holden. I don't know why, there's probably no real solid reason for it.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Piers Morgan.

I'm a pacifist... until I meet him.

Gordan Ramsey - fucking botoxed cunt!

Jeremy Clarkson - just been sick in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Amanda Holden. I don't know why, there's probably no real solid reason for it."

Sometimes it's just their "aura" I guess.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I like Clarkson.

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

piers morgan, laurence fox, michael mcintyre.. i could go on

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I like Clarkson."

Ok.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Agree Clarkson and peirs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On account of not being into cannibalism I wouldn't be able to digest any.

However Holly Willoughby is the worst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Clarkson."

Cool

Anyone you dislike ?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"piers morgan, laurence fox, michael mcintyre.. i could go on"

Good call on Fox! Now trying to paint himself as some kind of anti-establishment politician!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Lineker, mostly for his hypocrisy on political issues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On account of not being into cannibalism I wouldn't be able to digest any.

However Holly Willoughby is the worst."

Are you sure you don't want to consume her?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I like Clarkson.

Cool

Anyone you dislike ? "

Not especially. I don't hate many people.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Davina McCall. I could quite happily give her punch directly in the face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Clarkson.

Cool

Anyone you dislike ?

Not especially. I don't hate many people. "

Ah hate is a big word. It's just lack of tolerance I guess.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Meghan Markle

Holly Willoughby

Pip Schofield - queue, what queue???

Katie Hopkins

Nicola from Emmerdale

Jay from Emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mariah Carey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo god whare do I start

sean o'malley

paddy pimblett

conor mcgregor

cody garbrandt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amber Heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Carr & Ryland what’s his name with the overly white teath !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On account of not being into cannibalism I wouldn't be able to digest any.

However Holly Willoughby is the worst.

Are you sure you don't want to consume her?

Maybe nibble on her toes but then tell her to leave

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Oooo god whare do I start

sean o'malley

paddy pimblett

conor mcgregor

cody garbrandt"

I have no idea who any of them are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ant/Dec

Holly and Phil

Gemma Collins

Keith Lemon

Richard and Judy

Craig Revel Horwood

Anne Robinson

Jeremy Clarkson

List could go on and on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

^Not a big fan of Cox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo god whare do I start

sean o'malley

paddy pimblett

conor mcgregor

cody garbrandt

I have no idea who any of them are! "

Ufc fighters don’t worry it’s not something they don’t know

In fact sean o'malley took a direct shot at me straight after a fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amber Heard "

She did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katherine Ryan

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

^Not a big fan of Cox"

Actor or Physicist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

Which Brian Cox? I'm with you on all of those if it's the space man, but not Succesion Cox.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Judi Dench

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judi Dench "

Oh! Something specific?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

^Not a big fan of Cox

Actor or Physicist?"

Physicist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

Which Brian Cox? I'm with you on all of those if it's the space man, but not Succesion Cox. "

^She likes Succ. Cox

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Jacob Rees-Mogg, my god he’s vile!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Adrian Chiles and Phillip Schofield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

Which Brian Cox? I'm with you on all of those if it's the space man, but not Succesion Cox.

^She likes Succ. Cox"

Hahaha! No denial here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe because she cheated on her then husband Les Dennis with Niel Morrissey and the public holds it against her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe because she cheated on her then husband Les Dennis with Niel Morrissey and the public holds it against her"

Who? Billy Nomates?

I had no idea.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Judi Dench

Oh! Something specific? "

The sound of her voice,her smarmy smug characters she plays just everything but mostly her teeth!!

She must have earned enough money by now to get a decent dentist!

Oh and she reminds me of my step mother who was a real bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Idiot Gove!

When he was education secretary, he announced that Kids didnt need to learn computing because they already know it. Here we are 4 years later and guess what, the kids doing IT can't because they have no knowledge of computing.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Katie Hopkins

Piers Morgan

Anyone from TOWIE

Jake & Logan Paul

Dan Bilzerian

Bojo

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Katie Hopkins

Piers Morgan

Anyone from TOWIE

Jake & Logan Paul

Dan Bilzerian

Bojo

It's weird, but sometimes you can tell who you'd like from who they dislike!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Katie Hopkins

Piers Morgan

Anyone from TOWIE

Jake & Logan Paul

Dan Bilzerian

Bojo

It's weird, but sometimes you can tell who you'd like from who they dislike!

Absolutely

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Oooo god whare do I start

sean o'malley

paddy pimblett

conor mcgregor

cody garbrandt"

Never heard of any of em

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Jacob Rees-Mogg, my god he’s vile! "
caricature of a Victorian mill owner needs reminding his grandfather was a lorry driver

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

I can't believe we're this far down and no one has mentioned Jamie Oliver.

The smug, talentless, mock working class, potato faced git.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe we're this far down and no one has mentioned Jamie Oliver.

The smug, talentless, mock working class, potato faced git."

He took away the Turkey twizzlers!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I can't believe we're this far down and no one has mentioned Jamie Oliver.

The smug, talentless, mock working class, potato faced git.

He took away the Turkey twizzlers!"

Looks like he ate them all too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe we're this far down and no one has mentioned Jamie Oliver.

The smug, talentless, mock working class, potato faced git.

He took away the Turkey twizzlers!

Looks like he ate them all too......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacob Rees Mogg

Stephen Mulhearn

Nigel Farage

Boris Johnson

Right Said Fred (both of them)

Katie Hopkins

Esther Rantzen

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

David Dickinson

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Me-Again Markle

Jeremy Clarkson

What's yours?

Don't know them, never met them but they just irk you/give you bad hunch, shivers, cause to laugh and shake head at the same time in disbelief."

Does "all" count? lol!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I can't believe we're this far down and no one has mentioned Jamie Oliver.

The smug, talentless, mock working class, potato faced git."

Talentless who's made millions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella Lawson - I hate the way she eats and all the silly noises she makes.

Kanye west - self explanatory really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Monroe, the grifter supreme

There's a great account on Twitter which has dismantled her various lies and exaggerations.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

David Walliams annoys the hell out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Walliams annoys the hell out of me"

He is reputed to be a horror in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle the smug fuck

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Kerry katona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Davina McCall. I could quite happily give her punch directly in the face

Can I ask why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holly willowby !

Gemma Collins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schofield for being an arrogant, smug prick, queue jumping and getting away with grooming and not being called out on it

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Gary Neville.

Mrs

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

"I can't believe we're this far down and no one has mentioned Jamie Oliver.

The smug, talentless, mock working class, potato faced git."

"Talentless who's made millions."

And lost a similar amount of millions of his own and other people's money.

The olive oil obsessed, failed restaurant owning, sanctimonious, investment destroying, charisma vacuum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonathan Ross just something about him I dislike,also Graham Norton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuart Broad, never liked the smarmy prick

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Michael McIntyre

David Baddiel

Bono

Kathryn Jenkins

Alex Jones

Piers Morgan

Anyone with even the most tenuous connection to Loose Women

It probably doesn’t seem like it from that list, but I am a left of centre, woke Welshman

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

All in the above list, read so for

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Donald Trump.

Piers Morgan.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Jimmy Carr. I just can't stand the man's laugh

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Mark Drakeford makes me incredibly angry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Donald Trump.

Piers Morgan."

Politicians might need their own category;)

But yes that twat too.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Will Ferrell

Ricky Gervais

Ben Stiller

Jimmy Carr

If they ever do anything funny I might change my list.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Piers Morgan

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"Gary Lineker, mostly for his hypocrisy on political issues."

Such as?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That waste of skin Corden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan . Kay burley . Tory boy Andrew pierce .

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By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Megan Markel

Russell Brand

James Corden

Victoria Beckham

Katie Price

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Mark Drakeford makes me incredibly angry

He generally makes me pretty happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will Ferrell

Ricky Gervais

Ben Stiller

Jimmy Carr

If they ever do anything funny I might change my list. "

Will Ferrell - he is just NOT funny..

completely ruined the office us for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giles fu@#ing Brandreth"

What is he actually famous for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That unfunny guy who pops up on TV for some reason, he's in panto a lot, what an idiot

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Mark Drakeford makes me incredibly angry

He generally makes me pretty happy

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Davina McCall. I could quite happily give her punch directly in the face

I always wrongly attribute her name to the other ghastly creature with a hairdo like a balaclava helmet.

I have no interest in either either but sometimes have to endure their on screen presence in other people's homes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giles fu@#ing Brandreth

What is he actually famous for? "
think he used to be a Tory MP once ?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Giles fu@#ing Brandreth

What is he actually famous for? think he used to be a Tory MP once ?"

He was! For Chester

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Ricky Gervais just an annoying twat

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

Jane mcdonald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mick Hucknall

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Another vote for Piers Morgan.

Along with basically everyone who’s “famous” for being on a reality TV show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jacob Rees-Mogg, my god he’s vile!

Your not wrong also Nicola Sturgeon makes me cringe

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

"Sarah Jessica Parker

Brian Cox.... He annoys the hell of out me.

Steve Coogan

(I'm probably about to get shot)

Is that the 'cool teacher' keyboard playing astrophysicist? Or the actor...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rylan, Ant n Dec

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Michael Macintyre

Gemma Collins

Rylan

Jeremy Vine

Any of the TOWIE oxygen thieves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonathan Ross gives me the creeps

Graham Norton

Amanda Holdon

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Trevor Noah , luckily he's not on British TV that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell brand.

Ugh.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Amanda Holden. I don't know why, there's probably no real solid reason for it."
smarmy, creepy, arse licking, money grabbing etc etc look at her first husband holden

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By *obinhoody1986Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Suzanna Reid

Piers Morgan

James Martin

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Amanda Holden. I don't know why, there's probably no real solid reason for it.smarmy, creepy, arse licking, money grabbing etc etc look at her first husband holden

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Les Dennis was who I was thinking of totally used him

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

All of them.

They nearly all think they are something special and that's the publics fault for bigging them up.

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Megan Markel

Russell Brand

James Corden

Victoria Beckham

Katie Price"

Excellent list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rylan

Michael Macintyre

Ant and Dec

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Right ow that two face can't Hancock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Paddy Mcguiness

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

"Trevor Noah , luckily he's not on British TV that much."

Who is he?

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Trevor Noah , luckily he's not on British TV that much.

Who is he?"

Hes a South African black comedian, he is very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoe Ball

James Corden

Mrs Brown's Boys

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

James Corden seems to be a running theme.

But, also

All the Kardashians can get in the fucking sea

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