FabSwingers.com forum: When you oral awoman down below. Do you gag when you taste urine?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No....I take along dettol wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't say that i ever have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No....I take along dettol wipes"

I wish I did? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No....I take along dettol wipes

I wish I did? lol."

Wuss.

Urine is a lot cleaner than your (or anyone else's) mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a bi women may i suggest u choose women better as i have never tasted wee strong enough to make me gag and if i did i would make sure i told them not write about it on a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think thats ever happened to me.

guess your not into watersports then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES!!! I don't give oral down-below for this very reason. Bloody women and their 'piss-minges'. They should be more considerate or it will bite them on the bum, with people inconveniently barfing on them and that has been known to kill the moment.

However, I like giving oral up-above which is technically kissing. If I taste urine at that point then I'm asking questons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YES!!! I don't give oral down-below for this very reason. Bloody women and their 'piss-minges'. They should be more considerate or it will bite them on the bum, with people inconveniently barfing on them and that has been known to kill the moment.

However, I like giving oral up-above which is technically kissing. If I taste urine at that point then I'm asking questons.

That made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you've been with a classy lady

Did it also smell like mackerel ?

But no I don't gag when I taste urine, so long as it's fresh from the tap so to speak and directed straight into my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know exactly where the Op is coming from. I imagine he means a strong smell as though the person has been several times since they last washed so I think he's on about a stale urine smell, correct me if I'm wrong Op :S It's not nice.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

once the pishy fanny meets the cheesy cock...

then a new antibiotic may be formed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, I like giving oral up-above which is technically kissing. If I taste urine at that point then I'm asking questons.

im now trying to work out wether that post was tongue in cheek or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know exactly where the Op is coming from. I imagine he means a strong smell as though the person has been several times since they last washed so I think he's on about a stale urine smell, correct me if I'm wrong Op :S It's not nice.

thats what femfresh is for

saying that i remember meeting a guy once and he went down on me and said, have you used them femfresh wipes? i said yes and he told me i didnt taste right

so you cant win lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol."

hope she isnt on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im now trying to work out wether that post was tongue in cheek or not

Clearly he's taking the piss....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to add that my experiance of this is not from anyone who has verified me! lol It happened last time I was on here. I tried to be polite and made up an excuse and took said person home

but yea it wasn't pleasurable at all! I get so paranoid about smelling nice and clean. It's cringe worthy at the thought of turning up to a meet in anything less than pristine condition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol."

You should think yourself lucky she let your bacteria filled mouth near her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

hope she isnt on here

No, she isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never come across a lady like that!!

The smell is usually scented or the natural musky scent... Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

hope she isnt on here

She'll be furiously typing up her verification right now, endorsing the OP's admirable gag reflex suppressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

hope she isnt on here

No, she isn't."

Flippin good job really, I'm guessing she'd be mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

hope she isnt on here

'sok, she's probably in his head.

Remember that this OP has a history of starting "hypothetical" threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seriously and some guys wonder why they don't get any meets when they write about there meets on forum mmmmmm does take a rocket scientist to firgure it out does it

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

pishy fanny and dirty arses on another thread

oh, this is going to be a night, I feel it coming

and the bloody sports personality is on... this will distract me

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and to be fair

is there a difference to the cheesy cock threads and this...

ladies give details of cheesy cocks and their barfing...

are any right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"seriously and some guys wonder why they don't get any meets when they write about there meets on forum mmmmmm does take a rocket scientist to firgure it out does it

i have to admit, when i see threads like these, and not are all from guys, it does make you feel weary, incase you meet them and there next thread is slagging you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty."

You don't get slated for your honesty.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If you gag youre not swallowing quick enough...

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol."

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty.

You don't get slated for your honesty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most ironic post of the year winner 2012

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either."

It was actually, u r very observant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pishy fanny and dirty arses on another thread

oh, this is going to be a night, I feel it coming

and the bloody sports personality is on... this will distract me

Sorry don't do blood sports

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant."

I had a sneaking suspicion they were one and the same

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty."

I thinks it's because you are rubbish at telling stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant."

you ripped her apart with you cock?

maybe she was getting her own back

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant.

you ripped her apart with you cock?

maybe she was getting her own back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant.

you ripped her apart with you cock?

Probably? lol.

maybe she was getting her own back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant.

I had a sneaking suspicion they were one and the same

Imagining more than one would take up too much processing power

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant.

I had a sneaking suspicion they were one and the same

Imagining more than one would take up too much processing power

This actually made me 'lol'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off 4 a shower now. 2 wash my " monster cock " brush my teeth & listerine them aswel & rub, Vicks. vapour above my top lip 2 get rid of the " pong "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant."

Haha, she's had a rough time of it, Wounded and nearly spewed on. It's been a cruel week.

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty."

Because you're offensive and I honestly wonder if you have any social skills at all.

You asked!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Off 4 a shower now. 2 wash my " monster cock " brush my teeth & listerine them aswel & rub, Vicks. vapour above my top lip 2 get rid of the " pong ""

You really are a charmer!! NOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant.

Haha, she's had a rough time of it, Wounded and nearly spewed on. It's been a cruel week."

And she had to have sex with the OP too.

Allegedly.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Off 4 a shower now. 2 wash my " monster cock " brush my teeth & listerine them aswel & rub, Vicks. vapour above my top lip 2 get rid of the " pong ""

so you shagged her after the oral

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty.

Because you're offensive and I honestly wonder if you have any social skills at all.

You asked!"

Honesty, the best policy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

B bac soon " peeps "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as a bi women may i suggest u choose women better as i have never tasted wee strong enough to make me gag and if i did i would make sure i told them not write about it on a forum "

Well said!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol.

It's not the same one you ripped apart with your monster cock is it? She wasn't on here either.

It was actually, u r very observant.

Haha, she's had a rough time of it, Wounded and nearly spewed on. It's been a cruel week.

And she had to have sex with the OP too.

Allegedly."

Made me laugh!!!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

On the upside, the OP's honesty will be instrumental in the number of women on here wanting to meet him.

Be thankful for his honesty ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honesty, the best policy."

It would be, yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, I like giving oral up-above which is technically kissing. If I taste urine at that point then I'm asking questons.

I actually just laughed out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty.

Because you're offensive and I honestly wonder if you have any social skills at all.

You asked!

Honesty, the best policy."

There's a difference between honesty and being down right rude, do you even like this lady, because all I've seen you do is be rude about her

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"B bac soon " peeps ""

Hope not!!!

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

And who said romance and chivalry is dead eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B bac soon " peeps "

Hope not!!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Off 4 a shower now. 2 wash my " monster cock " brush my teeth & listerine them aswel & rub, Vicks. vapour above my top lip 2 get rid of the " pong "

You really are a charmer!! NOT!

He said he saw her this morning. If she'd dunked his head in a bucket of urine the "pong" would probably have passed by now. He's off in la-la land again.

Another dramatic, made up post designed to get attention. Same old."

I know, it's no wonder I'm a cynical biatch at the best of times

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I like him, he makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to admit it though - highly entertaining stuff.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty.

Because you're offensive and I honestly wonder if you have any social skills at all.

You asked!

Honesty, the best policy.

There's a difference between honesty and being down right rude, do you even like this lady, because all I've seen you do is be rude about her"

Utterly disrespectful to the poor woman (if she even exists).

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"You have to admit it though - highly entertaining stuff."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty.

Because you're offensive and I honestly wonder if you have any social skills at all.

You asked!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off 4 a shower now. 2 wash my " monster cock " brush my teeth & listerine them aswel & rub, Vicks. vapour above my top lip 2 get rid of the " pong ""

don't miss that bit of knob cheese on your pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Y do I get " slated " 4 my honesty.

Because you're offensive and I honestly wonder if you have any social skills at all.

You asked!

Honesty, the best policy.

There's a difference between honesty and being down right rude, do you even like this lady, because all I've seen you do is be rude about her"

Fortunately imaginary constructs don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone find this guy weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't miss that bit of knob cheese on your pic"

AAAHAHHAAAHHA. Oh no, oh no, oh no. You just made me look at another man's old fella AND you were telling the truth.

New post..... when you go down on a man below, do you gag on his knob cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say what I think.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone find this guy weird

I often wonder if he's even an adult, these are the posts of teenagers surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off 4 a shower now. 2 wash my " monster cock " brush my teeth & listerine them aswel & rub, Vicks. vapour above my top lip 2 get rid of the " pong "

don't miss that bit of knob cheese on your pic"

Ugh! Did you have to remind me about that? Gross!

I now realise the relevance of the irony post.

And I need more brain bleach.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"anyone find this guy weird

I can't say what I really think...otherwise I'll be facing a ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone find this guy weird

very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone find this guy weird

I can't say what I really think...otherwise I'll be facing a ban

go on... a 48 hr ban could be worth getting it of your chest

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"anyone find this guy weird

He's not weird. He's "weird".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone find this guy weird

I can't say what I really think...otherwise I'll be facing a ban

I've just said the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all missing the possibility that she went and had a whinge to her friends earlier along these lines....

"The guys face stank of piss, but I didn't like to be rude so I let him go down on me. He left the smell all over my fanny ffs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and slightly scary too

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"anyone find this guy weird

He's not weird. He's "weird".

I'm, "inclined" to agree with "you"

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"anyone find this guy weird

I can't say what I really think...otherwise I'll be facing a ban

go on... a 48 hr ban could be worth getting it of your chest

Nah, I wouldn't mind if it was worth it, but the OP so isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone find this guy weird

I can't say what I really think...otherwise I'll be facing a ban

go on... a 48 hr ban could be worth getting it of your chest

I think it's pending for a few people!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"anyone find this guy weird

He's not weird. He's "weird".

I'm, "inclined" to agree with "you"

I "thought" someone "might".

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"as a bi women may i suggest u choose women better as i have never tasted wee strong enough to make me gag and if i did i would make sure i told them not write about it on a forum "

well done!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hahaha you all moan about him, but a lot of his posts are the most participated in.

What's next op? This is good entertainment

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I just gagged at the knob cheese

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Hahaha you all moan about him, but a lot of his posts are the most participated in.

What's next op? This is good entertainment

(thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Utterly disrespectful to the poor woman (if she even exists)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say what I think....."

Why not ? Go on lol x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I cant find a knob cheese thread to count the 'now now, how disrespectful to the guy to post a meet on here'.....

bloody can't find one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha you all moan about him, but a lot of his posts are the most participated in.

What's next op? This is good entertainment

After exiting one of his previous threads I've ignored subsequent ones.

I'm avoiding packing to go away, ('cos I hate it), though and there's little else to distract me. This is desperation participation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant find a knob cheese thread to count the 'now now, how disrespectful to the guy to post a meet on here'.....

bloody can't find one

I'll start one if ya like. That's a few more minutes of packing avoidance!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I cant find a knob cheese thread to count the 'now now, how disrespectful to the guy to post a meet on here'.....

bloody can't find one

I'll start one if ya like. That's a few more minutes of packing avoidance!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either my phone is playing up or this fine example of how a gentlemen should conduct himself to attract the ladies is indeed not verified. Shocking I know but it does appear that up ladies have been missing out on the very reason we are here I for one became very wet reading his comments or did I just piss myself lol I might need this charming gentleman assistance to help me work it out lol. Gentlemen I do hope you took notes on how to behave on here from such a goddess and ladies what are we waiting for lets fill his inbox immediately with requests to be the next conquest he rips to shreds on here that is obviously how a gentlemen shows respect on his planet anyway. So ladies form a orderly Que be your turn soon enough and while your waiting think of how special you will feel when this fine man discretely and thought fully announces to the world your 'faults' this is while you try and pick cheese out from between your teeth and I don't mean edam or cheddar

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can't say what I think....."

Ah go on, go on, go on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As, Slim. Shady. once said " guess who's bac "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Trying 2 think of anew " thread? "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol."

nothing like discretion and a bit of respect eh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be horrified if i ever thought that i passed urine while having oral done

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Chill out people.....we take it all with a pinch of salt, and its no different to a previous post from a lady who sent a male away because his knob stank!!!

I don't remember her getting slated for posting that thread !!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

And such a lady with it

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? ""

There are so many ways to insult someone you've met that you haven't covered as yet - I'm sure you'll come up with a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im now trying to work out wether that post was tongue in cheek or not

Clearly he's taking the piss....

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? ""

Another fictional one or just plain nasty and rude???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chill out people.....we take it all with a pinch of salt, and its no different to a previous post from a lady who sent a male away because his knob stank!!!

I don't remember her getting slated for posting that thread !!!

She was probably less annoying, and telling the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? "

Another fictional one or just plain nasty and rude???

My " threads " r not " plain nasty or rude " just everyday topics of discussions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? ""

How about: Have "you" ever been "fucking" a woman with "your" monster cock "and" made her so wet "that" your monster "cock" accidentally slipped and "went" up her "arse"?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

each to there own as they say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chill out people.....we take it all with a pinch of salt, and its no different to a previous post from a lady who sent a male away because his knob stank!!!

I don't remember her getting slated for posting that thread !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? "

How about: Have "you" ever been "fucking" a woman with "your" monster cock "and" made her so wet "that" your monster "cock" accidentally slipped and "went" up her "arse"?"

Oops. Of course I meant:

Hav "u" ever been "fucking" a woman wiv "ur" monster cock "and" made her so wet "that" ur monster "cock" accidentally slipped and "went" up her "arse"?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? ""

How. About the " man " who went away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? "

How about: Have "you" ever been "fucking" a woman with "your" monster cock "and" made her so wet "that" your monster "cock" accidentally slipped and "went" up her "arse"?"

Last-nite & this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the OP is a fantasist, piss talker and full of bollocks all rolled into one. Just my _iew on it.

You forgot 'lacking in social skills'. A woman would have to be just a bit insane meeting him after hearing tales of his finesse in the sex department (most women don't want to be split asunder) followed by a public slating on a sex site forum. There is such a thing as discretion and decorum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

And such a lady with it

Oh I do try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying 2 think of anew " thread? "

How about: Have "you" ever been "fucking" a woman with "your" monster cock "and" made her so wet "that" your monster "cock" accidentally slipped and "went" up her "arse"?

Last-nite & this morning."

It wasn't a question for you

I was suggesting a new fantasy thread for you, in case the strain of having to come up with an imaginary woman and imaginary situations is becoming a bit much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

Bet if I was @ home with you now his ears would be burning pmsl

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

OP: can we get serious here for a change? The topic is boring.

What's your favourite Star Wars character?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to insert a witty quotation at this point in the thread; however a world-wide shortage of inverted commas caused by massive over-use in the North East of England has rendered this impossible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

Bet if I was @ home with you now his ears would be burning pmsl

Haha it's different in the privacy of your own home, you can say what you want, but it's soooooooo not worth a ban

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"OP: can we get serious here for a change? The topic is boring.

What's your favourite Star Wars character?"

I bet it's Chewbacca ... the only one big enough to take a monster cock!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

...What kind of women are you meeting???...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

Bet if I was @ home with you now his ears would be burning pmsl

Haha it's different in the privacy of your own home, you can say what you want, but it's soooooooo not worth a ban

Lol your so sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly, I nearly " spewed " ova her pussy this morning. Dirty b!tch, lol."
A charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...What kind of women are you meeting???...

Pretend ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP: can we get serious here for a change? The topic is boring.

What's your favourite Star Wars character?

I bet it's Chewbacca ... the only one big enough to take a monster cock!

I prefer, Star. Trek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...What kind of women are you meeting???...

Pretend ones."

Or blow up ones

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I've never tasted urine down there - yuk! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...What kind of women are you meeting???...

Pretend ones."

Gets u all talking anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP: can we get serious here for a change? The topic is boring.

What's your favourite Star Wars character?

I bet it's Chewbacca ... the only one big enough to take a monster cock!

I'm betting on Hands Solo.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

Which ones

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"OP: can we get serious here for a change? The topic is boring.

What's your favourite Star Wars character?

I bet it's Chewbacca ... the only one big enough to take a monster cock!

I'm betting on Hands Solo.

Witty!! This made me chuckle - you should consider a career in stand-up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"OP: can we get serious here for a change? The topic is boring.

What's your favourite Star Wars character?

I bet it's Chewbacca ... the only one big enough to take a monster cock!

I'm betting on Hands Solo.

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say what I think.....

Ah go on, go on, go on

No....my lips are sealed

Which ones

That would be telling....and I can't tell you, coz my lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control."

The woman in question has no problem with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Hahaha you all moan about him, but a lot of his posts are the most participated in.

What's next op? This is good entertainment

(thumb

I think so to if only people would'nt take things so seriously and end up being abusive and I end up taking posts off for breaking the rules

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

the thing "some people" are forgetting, is that both men and women "pee" from the same place that oral is performed.im sure sometimes you may taste a slightly bitter taste unless they have literally just got out the bath/shower but once thats gone, then comes the sweet taste.sex isnt always a clean fun act, but im sure true swingers know the meaning of being clean down there.but no need to slate said woman.and if she is that bad, why did the OP go back for more?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me."

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me."

bt she would if she knew how you talked about her on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer, Star. Trek."

I have just realised the OP writes exclusively in haiku.

Impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP: can we get serious here for a change? The topic is boring.

What's your favourite Star Wars character?

I bet it's Chewbacca ... the only one big enough to take a monster cock!

I'm betting on Hands Solo.

Witty!! This made me chuckle - you should consider a career in stand-up

As a lazy fat bird, I am considering covering the market in sit-down-with-my-feet-up comedy. I'm amazed Jo Brand didn't think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covering = cornering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was thinking if enough people make up stuff on this thread then it gets closed for being to big only worry i have i the op's idea for his next thread wonder how he will be rude an offensive to women he has 'shag' with his 'monster cock' so glad i am nearly a lezza

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Covering = cornering"

Covering the market made me laugh more ...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hey handsomesmoocher? I'm bi so would REALLY like to know this: how big is your cock? Cos us guys know, bigger the better eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me.

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?"

She's fine with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off 4 a shower now. 2 wash my " monster cock " brush my teeth & listerine them aswel & rub, Vicks. vapour above my top lip 2 get rid of the " pong "

don't miss that bit of knob cheese on your pic"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I prefer, Star. Trek.

I have just realised the OP writes exclusively in haiku.

Impressive."

Was the word "impressive" said in a Darth Vader voice?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me.

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?

She's fine with it."

So you've actually SHOWN her the things you've said about her? Like wanting to puke over her pussy because she stinks?

Seriously? What woman would be 'fine' with that??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me.

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?

She's fine with it."

really....so you told her you nearly threw up over her pussy cos she tasted like piss??

you told her how proud you were for ripping her with your monster cock?

sorry but the more i read your threads the more unrealistic you come across.

i say get her a profile on here and we will see what she thinks of the way you talk about her

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me.

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?

She's fine with it.

So you've actually SHOWN her the things you've said about her? Like wanting to puke over her pussy because she stinks?

Seriously? What woman would be 'fine' with that??

Maybe she's into humiliation. He sits there calling her a tramp and a dirty Bitch while she masturbates and quietly sobs to herself, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me.

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?

She's fine with it.

I told her 2 her face.

So you've actually SHOWN her the things you've said about her? Like wanting to puke over her pussy because she stinks?

Seriously? What woman would be 'fine' with that??

I told her personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actually think maybe if noone posts on his threads that appear to me make believe he may get the idea

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"The woman in question has no problem with me.

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?

She's fine with it."

That I doubt very much! But I wont say say anything else as I am a lady! And my brain does not like to process the words that are coming to my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be horrified if i ever thought that i passed urine while having oral done

Got news for you babes......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hey Handsome? Do you think you're " man " enough to turn a lesbian? Like James bond did in goldfinger and pussy galore?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i actually think maybe if noone posts on his threads that appear to me make believe he may get the idea "

I think maybe you have a point, don't think I will make any more comments on his posts, clearly he is loving the undeserved attention

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Why didn't you suggest a shower together? You were gentleman enough to change the sheets last time.

I assume she's a bit pissy as she is still recovering from being torn to "soaking the bed in blood" pieces. A bruised bladder is much harder to control.

The woman in question has no problem with me.

How about you show her the comments you've made about her on here and see if her opinion changes?

She's fine with it.

I told her 2 her face.

So you've actually SHOWN her the things you've said about her? Like wanting to puke over her pussy because she stinks?

Seriously? What woman would be 'fine' with that??

I told her personally."

You mean you've told her discreetly that you felt she was just a little "less than fresh" on your last meet or you've told her that you've plastered the state of her personal hygiene all over the internet for the world to see? x

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

OP - you said you were with this 'woman' last night AND this morning (so an overnighter I assume). If you'd been playing last night then it stands to reason she'd be less than fresh this morning.

So did you give the lady the opportunity, or suggest, she freshen up so you could play again in the morning?

Or was it a case of diving straight in without any consideration?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She mustn't wipe her pussy properly? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's story time who needs a book when you have a over active imagination and a ego to match. Why would anyone degrade themselves to be with you I have more respect for what I scoop out my cats litter tray than you do for women but at least girls can see how little you respect women even those in your head and avoid you like the plague. What male degrades meets be imaginary ones in public and thinks it's going to be accepted. But that's the point isn't it you know it won't be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Handsome? Do you think you're " man " enough to turn a lesbian? Like James bond did in goldfinger and pussy galore?"

Yeah, I've been man enough in the past to turn a woman into a lesbian. Oh hang on, that's not right is it......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I gag when I read your posts.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"She mustn't wipe her pussy properly? lol."

You've said you want to meet others with this woman as a couple ... can't see you getting many takers after this. A guy with a 'monster cock' who pumps away until he does damage to your pussy and his fb who has questionable personal hygiene? Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No....I take along dettol wipes

I wish I did? lol.

Wuss.

Urine is a lot cleaner than your (or anyone else's) mouth."

That's not actually true the first 50 mls or so are dangerous to ingest and orally many people use mouthwash or the people I know do.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"She mustn't wipe her pussy properly? lol."

pick better wonen then, if a grown woman doesnt know how to wipe her pussy it would ring alarm bells for me.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

4 posts to go.........

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"4 posts to go.........

3 now

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"4 posts to go.........

3 now

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"4 posts to go.........

In such a short space of time too!

One of his most successful wind-ups to date

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"She mustn't wipe her pussy properly? lol.

pick better wonen then, if a grown woman doesnt know how to wipe her pussy it would ring alarm bells for me."

Unfortunately, blow up ladies need their pussies wiping for them

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"4 posts to go.........

3 now

1......

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Congrats OP!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sad part about reading this thread is that so many bite and are abusive when they simply could have ignored instead. Its even sadder that you could have predicted some of those who would have to be involved.

However to those who did add some humour and whit good on you for making it semi palatable.

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