FabSwingers.com forum: Volunteer required

By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

One volunteer required for flat pack assembly

Will feed you well and may have gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there instructions if yes im out

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Is there instructions if yes im out "

I’m an ex squaddie wtf are instructions

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

How long would I have

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"How long would I have "

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If they don't do it within 3 minutes do they get locked in? Do you have an Aztec zone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale"

Too easy, where's the c.p. if it's wonky ?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"If they don't do it within 3 minutes do they get locked in? Do you have an Aztec zone?

I’m sure that could be arranged

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale"

I was more interested in the gin seems like it was a option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at flat pack and I love gin - result!

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale

I was more interested in the gin seems like it was a option

The gin would depend on whose measures I used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dab hand with flat packs but I don't drink gin

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale

I was more interested in the gin seems like it was a option

The gin would depend on whose measures I used

\_/ if it helps

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale

I was more interested in the gin seems like it was a option

The gin would depend on whose measures I used

\_/ if it helps

Last person I drank gin with did let’s say rather large measures

. She knows who she is

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

Walsall

What's the flat pack ( hopefully) going to end up as, a drinks cabin for the gin maybe?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale

I was more interested in the gin seems like it was a option

The gin would depend on whose measures I used

\_/ if it helps

Last person I drank gin with did let’s say rather large measures

. She knows who she is

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

Flat pack(ikea) simple to put together. Just takes time.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Flat pack(ikea) simple to put together. Just takes time."

I have done one been putting the other off for weeks, I just cant be arsed lol

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By *enriette and SamCouple
over a year ago

The Magic whip

I feel your pain.

I’m currently putting off putting two big flat pack deliveries together.

If you find a volunteer we’ll have them next

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I feel your pain.

I’m currently putting off putting two big flat pack deliveries together.

If you find a volunteer we’ll have them next

if I do ill point them in your direction

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

What is it supposed to be when put together?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"What is it supposed to be when put together?"

bedside draws for storing um yes well

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

If you need a hand I'm free most days

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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale

I was more interested in the gin seems like it was a option

The gin would depend on whose measures I used

\_/ if it helps

Last person I drank gin with did let’s say rather large measures

. She knows who she is "

Who me???

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"How long would I have

Lol I haven’t set a krypton factor time scale

I was more interested in the gin seems like it was a option

The gin would depend on whose measures I used

\_/ if it helps

Last person I drank gin with did let’s say rather large measures

. She knows who she is

Who me???

Yes you young lady

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"One volunteer required for flat pack assembly

Will feed you well and may have gin

I already told you I love making flat pack furniture. Pop it over to Hull and I will sort it

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"One volunteer required for flat pack assembly

Will feed you well and may have gin

I already told you I love making flat pack furniture. Pop it over to Hull and I will sort it

ill leave now be there about oh 9-10 tonight

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

And that was that

Done and no food or gin to pay out

I wouldn't have asked the lady of large gin measures to assist as I know she hates flat packs

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

To far or might have offered

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

If I was closer to you OP, I'd be happy to help. There's always loads of bits left over when I assemble a glat-pack piece of furniture; I send these back to the manufacturer and tell them that they've over-engineered the item and that they could save thousands of pounds if they no longer included them in the kit... I'm really thoughtful like that

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've just found a gap in the market.

There's got to be demand for flatpack fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes the fixings or the fittings that come with flatpacks just aren't as good as they can be , sometimes.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"If I was closer to you OP, I'd be happy to help. There's always loads of bits left over when I assemble a glat-pack piece of furniture; I send these back to the manufacturer and tell them that they've over-engineered the item and that they could save thousands of pounds if they no longer included them in the kit... I'm really thoughtful like that

I have several items left over from screws to dowels

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

There you are. All done?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"There you are. All done? "

All done and in the be_room, with one of the mannequin art lamps, I make on it.

I create mannequin lights / lamps both wall-mounted half mannequins and full torso lamps

From LED lighting to UVB on luminescent acrylics.

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

Sounds very cool.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Sounds very cool."
if you google artbyian you should find my site with my artwork on

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Rent a husband. Com

Not cheap though!

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Rent a husband. Com

Not cheap though! "

Nah no renting anyone here lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do I have to bring my own screwdriver?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Do I have to bring my own screwdriver? "

All done and dusted

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Do I have to bring my own screwdriver?

All done and dusted "

Did Mr Sheen assemble it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the middle of assembling IKEA be_room furniture for 6 be_rooms. I'll need a few gins when I'm done

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I'm in the middle of assembling IKEA be_room furniture for 6 be_rooms. I'll need a few gins when I'm done

LOL I did the one about a month ago and the others been sat in a box waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh don’t. I’m good at flat pack and find it quite satisfying. Sadly the last few items have been for the boys room and being 16 he wants to do it himself… proper bodge job.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Oh don’t. I’m good at flat pack and find it quite satisfying. Sadly the last few items have been for the boys room and being 16 he wants to do it himself… proper bodge job.

make him buy it then lol

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

Over the last 18months I've fitted two ikea kitchens a dozen or so wardrobes. One sofa. The lust is endless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the middle of assembling IKEA be_room furniture for 6 be_rooms. I'll need a few gins when I'm done

LOL I did the one about a month ago and the others been sat in a box waiting "

I'm beginning to hate them with a passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not that hard, only took me 4 hours to do 1 desk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing 6 wardrobes 2 boxes

6 drawr units 2 boxes

And 6 bedside units + 6 double beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over the last 18months I've fitted two ikea kitchens a dozen or so wardrobes. One sofa. The lust is endless."

I know what you mean about the lust!

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Its not that hard, only took me 4 hours to do 1 desk!

Lol took me a month to do the two

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

NeXT volunteer is for decorating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good at reading instructions

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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago

swansea

"Over the last 18months I've fitted two ikea kitchens a dozen or so wardrobes. One sofa. The lust is endless.

I know what you mean about the lust!

It a killer hun..x

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"One volunteer required for flat pack assembly

Will feed you well and may have gin

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have a go yourself

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"One volunteer required for flat pack assembly

Will feed you well and may have gin

have a go yourself

Did it lol

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Over the last 18months I've fitted two ikea kitchens a dozen or so wardrobes. One sofa. The lust is endless.

I know what you mean about the lust!

It a killer hun..x"

Freudian slip ?

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"NeXT volunteer is for decorating

No good asking me

They say if you can piss you can paint

Well I still piss down my leg and that’s sitting down on the fkin toilet

Lolololol

Good luck

Paint it the devils piss

Hate painting!

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