FabSwingers.com forum: Spalding Rats

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports from Spalding which is the town were the barcode was first used is suffering a town centre rat infestation. They have caged off whole areas of the town centre where these rodents have been living in planters. Authorities say it will take weeks to sort. Why not send in the army on this one with trained snipers. It's all over the news guys..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Where's the Pide Piper when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure but we have our own dog whistler on FAB if it helps

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The army would sort these buggers

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Reports from Spalding which is the town were the barcode was first used is suffering a town centre rat infestation. They have caged off whole areas of the town centre where these rodents have been living in planters. Authorities say it will take weeks to sort. Why not send in the army on this one with trained snipers. It's all over the news guys.. "
lol snipers....... Boom.... Town rats

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The army would sort this in 24 hours.. guaranteed

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"The army would sort this in 24 hours.. guaranteed "

A nuclear strike would sort it out in a few seconds..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send in the big cats!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Rats were heard complaining of the riff-raff moving in next to their planters. Shocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like Mondays.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh no

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The army would sort this in 24 hours.. guaranteed

A nuclear strike would sort it out in a few seconds..

And cause millions of pounds of improvements to Spalding in a heartbeat!

A little known fact is that the basketball was alo invented there, hence many have Spalding on the side. True story. Maybe.....

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

My old lurcher was the best rat catcher in the town Shame she’s no longer with me I could of loaned her out for a small fee

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You've forgotten to add what Spalding is most famous for Tom.

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