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I’d rather have a Television than….

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A wife/husband or partner because …

(I’m looking for the funniest answers here guys )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to turn the television on

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

TVs have great clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that depends on

What kind off television we are talk about

As technical I all ready own one off the top 3 rate tvs in the world

To to say you can get so really I would rather a wife or girlfriend to cuddle with

So she can marval at the beauty off the television as i marval at the beauty off her

And yes my tv is one that most would have jaw dropped at in John lews or currys or whatever show room floor till you see the price tag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TVs have great clothes "

We do that we know how to shop

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You can turn off the volume with the press of a button

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

When I shout at the TV it doesn’t get all fucking moody or cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn it on use it then shut it down. No unexpected L words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will put on whatever i tell it too

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

It uses less energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't mind that I have another one waiting in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It knows how to please a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok.. it's always there for your entertainment , if you don't like what's on you can always change the channel, turn the volume up or down etc etc BUT ..as the song says it can't sing or dance and it can't walk.... and it certainly does not do any of the action that a partner can do..a television is ok but it only does so much ..l'd much prefer the human touch

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

After recently searching the thousands of teles available, I can say it is much easier to find a good woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I shout at the TV it doesn’t get all fucking moody or cry. "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail...

El Cóndor Pasa (If I Could)

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I listen to the telly

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd rather have a television than a wife because she is a bit of a nymph but I couldn’t be doing with her anymore.

I used the middle button for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather have a television than a wife because she is a bit of a nymph but I couldn’t be doing with her anymore.

I used the middle button for this "

I like it. Old school *knucklebump

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'd rather have a television than a wife because she is a bit of a nymph but I couldn’t be doing with her anymore.

I used the middle button for this

I like it. Old school *knucklebump "

Fist pump, chest pump

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'd rather have a television than a wife because she is a bit of a nymph but I couldn’t be doing with her anymore.

I used the middle button for this

I like it. Old school *knucklebump

Fist pump, chest pump "

Bump

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I would rather have the mrs or a partner than just a back ground sound of a tv.

id rather have the cuddles,

the moods the crying,

someone to enjoy walks with,

being together,

the kissing,

generally being naughty with

someone who talks back to you as a person.

even the silly arguments

is much better than just a tv.

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