FabSwingers.com forum: Need help

By *wagzBomb1192 OP Man
over a year ago

north acton

Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try changing your message filters

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

Cos you're just so darn irresistible, OP.

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By *wagzBomb1192 OP Man
over a year ago

north acton

Even when they check me profile it’s all men lol.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

And it's well known that men can't read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cos you're full of bants

All men love that shit.

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By *wagzBomb1192 OP Man
over a year ago

north acton

Really? Lol. I doubt that

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Maybe they see something you don't. But have you never looked at a man on a poster or in a catalogue and thought that suit looks great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message filters.

I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

As people have said change your message filters so that single men can't contact you. The ones who've already contacted you will still be able to do you'll need to block them individually

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Message filters.

I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually

they are all ninjas mate

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Because there are thousands of straight men who's balls get so blue they give up caring the gender of who a hole belongs to as lot as it's wet and willing.

The sender of the message is hoping you're balls are blue and you're horn is high.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Preach

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By *agic fingers 2022Man
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I take it as a compliment I'm more than happy with my sexuality so I don't see any threat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh wowwww

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By *wagzBomb1192 OP Man
over a year ago

north acton

Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that "

Why? Scared you'll catch The Ghey?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that

Why? Scared you'll catch The Ghey?"

crying at catch the ghey

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that "

Cor blimey, that must be really deep seeded. It's the lame donkey appeals that get me changing channel

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By *entlemanBen.Man
over a year ago

Sompting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that

Why? Scared you'll catch The Ghey?

crying at catch the ghey "

Me too, absolutely crying

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By *entlemanBen.Man
over a year ago

Sompting

"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that

Why? Scared you'll catch The Ghey?

crying at catch the ghey "

If you do catch a grey, send him my way, men give great head

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By *wagzBomb1192 OP Man
over a year ago

north acton

Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY

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By *entlemanBen.Man
over a year ago

Sompting

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY"

Just block men then. Simples

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY"

Just one Woman?

Here's one that people get wrong all the time. Women is the plural form of woman — so one woman, many women. They're pronounced differently: woman sounds like woo-man, whereas women sounds more like whim-en.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY"

Just the one?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY"

Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it.

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By *entlemanBen.Man
over a year ago

Sompting

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY

Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it."

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY

Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it."

Bigggg Clit

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

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Dear OP, duckie, out of the 65 people who have gleaned over my profile today 35 of them were men. One messaged me offering me a blow. I politely 'dicklined'.

35 of them looking at me is hardly going to invoke the 'Medusa affect' and turn me into stone.

In any case most of them are looking for footwear inspiration. I'm happy to oblige.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Its cos you're full of bants

All men love that shit. "

What more is there to life than lolz and bantz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Spilt my morning coffee laughing so hard funny as fuck and sadly still so very true. Especially in some of the older generations who remember and grew up with society's intolerances at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY

Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

Coz them men think you is gorgeous?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

Do you owe them money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

Maybe You look like a woman?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

Show off. I never get messages when I post anything /cry

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

All they want is a lick of yer boaby, stop playing hard to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message filters.

I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually

They probably do, but won't show if you've blocked them from messaging - the only sex that works with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message filters.

I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually

If you've stopped single men messaging you, you won't see them on who's looked at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message filters.

I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually

If you've stopped single men messaging you, you won't see them on who's looked at you"

I actually never knew that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message filters.

I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually

If you've stopped single men messaging you, you won't see them on who's looked at you

I actually never knew that!!

You learn something new evert day

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that "

I bet you knocked one out when Beth in Brookside had a lesbian snog though! Double standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that

I bet you knocked one out when Beth in Brookside had a lesbian snog though! Double standards! "

Why is it double standards? It's not like he said it's disgusting and shouldn't see 2 men on tele kiss... he said HE can't watch 2 men kiss (he made no judgement about them doing it) it's his preference and he doesn't enjoy it

Doughnut

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

1 - get into your settings and lock your preferences down as tight as your arse clearly is.

2 - stop worrying about who looks at who.

3 - dial down the homophobia a notch or 10.

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By * lolita xWoman
over a year ago

North

"1 - get into your settings and lock your preferences down as tight as your arse clearly is.

2 - stop worrying about who looks at who.

3 - dial down the homophobia a notch or 10."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?

Go to your settings and put on your profile " not looking for single guys " that should do the trick for you .

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By *atsswallowsMan
over a year ago

dudley

"1 - get into your settings and lock your preferences down as tight as your arse clearly is.

2 - stop worrying about who looks at who.

3 - dial down the homophobia a notch or 10.

I’m loving you xxx

Was gonna say because he’s cute but actually he comes across as a nob and that ain’t sexy

Set your preferences so men can’t message you,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your filters then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the same.

Checking out the competition maybe?

Looking for ideas on how to improve their own profile?

Seeing if you're the one they saw in the pub/petrol station/supermarket etc?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good

Im into WOMAN ONLY

Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it."

Personally I tend to wear jeans and a nice top more often than a dress. Not so much false boobs as just a couple of little "helpers" when I want a bit of extra va va voom, but mostly I can look stunning with my home grown AAA size tits.

With you on the big clit though. If I really like the look of him, it can be a _very_ big clit

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Great thread, already looking forward to next week's installment.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

I don't think OP is *quite* as laddy lad's lad straighter than straight macho straight lad's lad as he tells himself he is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe its a sign from above telling you to change....

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