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Vomiting in Church ........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

It's all over the pews

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"It's all over the pews"

Spews all over the pews

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Charlotte?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Christ!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

That book they read there is regularly regurgitated…

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I think this would be an ecumenical matter

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Thou shalt not vomit.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

A detective is looking into it...

It's all over the clues

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"A detective is looking into it...

It's all over the clues"

You can't dust for vomit..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"A detective is looking into it...

It's all over the clues

You can't dust for vomit.."

They used fingerprint dust.... it went all over their shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be all that bread and wine they're always chucking back...it's all over the booze

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"That'll be all that bread and wine they're always chucking back...it's all over the booze "

Rumour is they fell asleep afterwards ........... It was all over the snooze

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"A detective is looking into it...

It's all over the clues

You can't dust for vomit.."

Very good

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"It's all over the pews"

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's all over the pews

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?"

Only once a week ...... It was all over on Tues

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"It's all over the pews

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?

Only once a week ...... It was all over on Tues "

Did you show the filthy blighter a Gapping Fanny?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Outrage over the choir boys

It’s all over the screws…

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's all over the pews

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?

Only once a week ...... It was all over on Tues

Did you show the filthy blighter a Gapping Fanny?

"

It was that or my arse ....... so difficult to choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet holy jesus. I hope your church has a good cleaner. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men on here will probably have a fetish for vomit cleanup on aisle pew.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Sweet holy jesus. I hope your church has a good cleaner. X "

Very good cleaners ........ they do it in twos

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Some men on here will probably have a fetish for vomit cleanup on aisle pew."

It wouldn't suprise me .......... the men here are all for taboos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all over the pews

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?

Only once a week ...... It was all over on Tues

Did you show the filthy blighter a Gapping Fanny?

It was that or my arse ....... so difficult to choose

"

Fanny's more popular, I've seen your queues

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's all over the pews

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?

Only once a week ...... It was all over on Tues

Did you show the filthy blighter a Gapping Fanny?

It was that or my arse ....... so difficult to choose

Fanny's more popular, I've seen your queues "

Well I'll show them my fanny ......... there's nothing to lose.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"It's all over the pews

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?

Only once a week ...... It was all over on Tues

Did you show the filthy blighter a Gapping Fanny?

It was that or my arse ....... so difficult to choose

"

Did you say hello to his little friend…. like Tony Montana in Miami?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's all over the pews

Throat fucked by the vicar again Granny?

Only once a week ...... It was all over on Tues

Did you show the filthy blighter a Gapping Fanny?

It was that or my arse ....... so difficult to choose

Did you say hello to his little friend…. like Tony Montana in Miami?"

Nope, Just flipped him the finger ........ He wasn't amused

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Vomiting in a synagogue… it was all over the Jews

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Christ!"

He really wasn't impressed

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Vomiting in a synagogue… it was all over the Jews "

Hasidic reflux disease was said to be the cause of this unholy revelation.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"A detective is looking into it...

It's all over the clues"

Yes, that's right; it was D I Jess Tiff-Lewis. Affectionally called Digestive Fluids by uniform backshift.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"It's all over the pews

Spews all over the pews"

Sounds more like a panto all hisses and boos.

Or maybe they were vomiting because of the booze ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"It's all over the pews

Spews all over the pews

Sounds more like a panto all hisses and boos.

Or maybe they were vomiting because of the booze ? "

Oh no it isn't!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's all over the pews

Spews all over the pews

Sounds more like a panto all hisses and boos.

Or maybe they were vomiting because of the booze ? "

Fabbers were all staring ....... they were all for the best views

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Mayybe he had too much Ale Mary?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A detective is looking into it...

It's all over the clues"

All over his/her/their shoes

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Sprays the Lord"

well that was all over the front page and it soaked through to pages 16 & 17

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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Its what happens when the Vicar's cock tastes of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say JustPete?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Did somebody say JustPete?"

Is it too late for the Essex Tom Toms?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Do you mean in a demon possessed, projectile vomiting, exorcist kind of way?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It definitely won't be all over the Jews.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It definitely won't be all over the Jews."

Might be if it's all over big JC himself

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