FabSwingers.com forum: New bedding

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

After the unfortunate psychiatric episode of my acquitance, caused by my current duvet cover (see https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1384501#message_33569162

), perhaps it is time to purchase new bed linen.

Could I request for suggestions from the lounge? Must be stain resistant and durable, bright and multicoloured. Preference is that the pattern should be unusual and memorable, though perhaps not cause vertigo or epileptic fits (at least not until the next morning when "guests" are ready to leave). Any ideas?

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Have you considered rubber sheets?!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Assuming that Yves Delorme™ is too cost-prohibitive for your Mulberry purse Pølly, I would recommend Joe Browns™ "Butterfly Clash Bed Set". It's suitably garish, reversible (for any unforseen accidents) and 'colourchromatic' enough to keep unwanted guests at bay.

With that said it's comfortable, soft and luxuriant.

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By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Assuming that Yves Delorme™ is too cost-prohibitive for your Mulberry purse Pølly, I would recommend Joe Browns™ "Butterfly Clash Bed Set". It's suitably garish, reversible (for any unforseen accidents) and 'colourchromatic' enough to keep unwanted guests at bay.

With that said it's comfortable, soft and luxuriant."

This could be a possibility. However butterflies might perhaps be a little tame? Does Mr. Brown have available any patterns incorporating say pterodactyls or shoals of piranha fish consuming the unwary swimmer?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The tube map bedding is quite nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.bagsoflove.co.uk/design-your-own-bedding

A quick download of the your friends list profile pics is all I'm saying...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

As for stain resistant, why not go to a camping shop, Decathlon/Go Outdoors/ Millets/Rohan etc and see if their wash in waterproofing products are any good? Scotchguard spray might be useful too.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have a friend who has tie dye bedding. Something like that?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I have a friend who has tie dye bedding. Something like that?"

She's ^ got friends????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As for stain resistant, why not go to a camping shop, Decathlon/Go Outdoors/ Millets/Rohan etc and see if their wash in waterproofing products are any good? Scotchguard spray might be useful too."

Might try a bit of scotchgard on my duvet

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"As for stain resistant, why not go to a camping shop, Decathlon/Go Outdoors/ Millets/Rohan etc and see if their wash in waterproofing products are any good? Scotchguard spray might be useful too.

Might try a bit of scotchgard on my duvet

As the Stock Atiken and Waterman song goes...Tears on my pillow, cum stains on my duvet.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Have you tried Rhino flooring?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't read the other thread, so perhaps this is lost on me, but La Redoute do some surprisingly striking sets that are very memorable, but affordable

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

That Joe Brown stuff looks like adult colouring books.

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