FabSwingers.com forum: One thing you will never understand

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me gaming. Maybe it's an age thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Women obvs

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Men

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Quantum mechanics lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

U and me both! X

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

What can 1st the chicken or the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me gaming. Maybe it's an age thing.

If anything has more buttons than a PlayStation pad it should be a thing.

I don’t get twitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What actually happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Lots of things.

How to clear the windscreen when it steaks up. Hot or cold air?

Why is it called a blowjob?

How am I not married to an elderly millionaire with poor health and no kids?

How are there so many Fast and Furious films?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole gender fluid thing. I get transgender and all that but not quite gotten my head around gender fluid where one day you see yourself as a guy the next as a girl.

Confuses me, but I’m sure I’ll get it eventually

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By *att192Man
over a year ago

East Kent

Mandarin, it's all Dutch to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 culture. I just don’t see the appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of things.

How to clear the windscreen when it steaks up. Hot or cold air?

I have a beef with that too.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The drinking culture in the uk. Seems to be a badge of honour to do it to excess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flask..it keeps things hot if they're hot..cold if they're cold..but thing is ..how does it know

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Lots of things.

How to clear the windscreen when it steaks up. Hot or cold air?

I have a beef with that too."

Well, beef certainly won't clear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"420 culture. I just don’t see the appeal. "

Waste of money. I’d rather put my money towards swing club membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football"

Just kicking a ball in the net

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Football"

I specialise in lessons for ladies in

The offside rule for football

Cricket - leg before wicket

Rugby Rolling penalty

Plus many other sporting conundrums to save lady squiggles

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Why Pringles' slogan was "once you pop you can't stop" when they were one of the only crisps with a lid

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Alcohol"

It's just produced by the fermentation process of sugars by yeasts or via petrochemical processes such as ethylene hydration...

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Why we call a building, a building when its already been built

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Drugs?

I've had to take doctor prescribed medication all my life. It put me off totally!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Football

I specialise in lessons for ladies in

The offside rule for football

Cricket - leg before wicket

Rugby Rolling penalty

Plus many other sporting conundrums to save lady squiggles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the chicken crossed the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me gaming. Maybe it's an age thing.

If anything has more buttons than a PlayStation pad it should be a thing.

I don’t get twitter "

Same here...I wouldn't know how to use it if I tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never understand why anyone would want to cheat on and still keep their partner around.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Celebrity culture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other

And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.

There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other

And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.

There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be."

This is my point it's sooooo frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human beings. What are they all about? Most confusing thing ever!

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Dreaming

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Teenagers. A teenager we know is spending time with a boy, one on one, but they aren't going out with each other apparently, but they aren't allowed to see anyone else (do they are exclusive), and they are both saying they are single.

Sounds to us like they are dating each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why covid ruined the world

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

The appeal of Gogglebox

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Women

Baby babble

Gravity

Why people think earth is flat

Square root of -1

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

What people get out of being horrible to others.

C x

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Intensely sweet alcohol.

Crème de cassis? Urgh!

Creme de Menthe? Poirot can stick that right up his bum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fascination with Space. Oh look, there's a planet that might have similar conditions to Earth that could sustain life and it's only a bajillion light years away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of things.

How to clear the windscreen when it steaks up. Hot or cold air?

Why is it called a blowjob?

How am I not married to an elderly millionaire with poor health and no kids?

How are there so many Fast and Furious films? "

1. Push all the buttons until one of them works

2. Because you put it between your lips like one would do a musical instrument (probably)

3. I proposed but you said I was neither elderly nor rich. Rude

4. So the porn parodies still have material to source from.

You're welcome

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Neutrinos - they blow my tiny mind

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The fascination with Space. Oh look, there's a planet that might have similar conditions to Earth that could sustain life and it's only a bajillion light years away

Will you be visiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fascination with Space. Oh look, there's a planet that might have similar conditions to Earth that could sustain life and it's only a bajillion light years away

Will you be visiting?"

Yep, and I'll pollute that one to just to prove a point

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The fascination with Space. Oh look, there's a planet that might have similar conditions to Earth that could sustain life and it's only a bajillion light years away

Will you be visiting?

Yep, and I'll pollute that one to just to prove a point"

How rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainspotting.

We all see trains, DAVE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must say it's odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people on here.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

OK thing I'll never understand how a plane stays up in the air even know the how it works .

Its still magic to me that things can fly .

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Fairies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skate boarding, thought it was for children not grown adults. (Must be my age )

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The need to draw your eyebrows on.

Just incase woman are unaware, their purpose is to stop sweat getting in your eye.

The mr

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Skate boarding, thought it was for children not grown adults. (Must be my age ) "
to skate board?

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Teenagers. A teenager we know is spending time with a boy, one on one, but they aren't going out with each other apparently, but they aren't allowed to see anyone else (do they are exclusive), and they are both saying they are single.

Sounds to us like they are dating each other

That’s not just teenagers , a 28 year old guy I work with has been doing exactly that, for about 6 months now, she feels the same .

He always corrects me if I refer to her as his girlfriend

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By *randytime100Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Astronomy, interesting but way too much for my tiny brain.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Time travel. Films with time travel absolutely blow my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my self!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be the female speeches

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???

- Xeno

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???

- Xeno"

I'm right with you there!

I need a week's worth of sleep.

Mrs

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Men.

Mystical creatures that you are.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???

- Xeno

I'm right with you there!

I need a week's worth of sleep.

Mrs "

Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!!

- Xeno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who like dubstep

People who don't like oral

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Blokes that dress up in women's clothes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football.

Utter nonsense

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Women

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The price difference in clubs based on gender

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Football.

Utter nonsense "

This^^^ and social media.

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well a couple of things is also I don't know why it's called a blow job and why our welfare state is being abused so much people who really need it are excluded...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Women and shoes

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???

- Xeno

I'm right with you there!

I need a week's worth of sleep.

Mrs

Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!!

- Xeno"

Alone time?? What's that??

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By *oody HuddsonMan
over a year ago

sexy town

"For me gaming. Maybe it's an age thing.

I’m the same… never been into gaming since the first very simplistic stuff arrived. Atari, C64, spectrum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???

- Xeno

I'm right with you there!

I need a week's worth of sleep.

Mrs

Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!!

- Xeno

Alone time?? What's that??

Sleep? What’s that? Haha. My eldest is 16yrs, and it’s him that messes my sleeping g pattern up and it’s never been the same.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???

- Xeno

I'm right with you there!

I need a week's worth of sleep.

Mrs

Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!!

- Xeno

Alone time?? What's that??

Sleep? What’s that? Haha. My eldest is 16yrs, and it’s him that messes my sleeping g pattern up and it’s never been the same. "

Yep I've a 1yo that isn't allowing sleep ATM, I'm slowly getting more tempted to lock myself in a padded room just for the peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg "

Evolution. So the egg came first, but it wasnt laid by a chicken. Over a few generations the eggs kept getting laid and the animal inside started to appear more and more chicken like (evolution) until eventually a chicken emerged. This had to happen enough times for a species to be created that could always produce offspring exactly the same as them.

Evolution baby!

So its simple. The egg came first,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why more people are not into swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why I’m still here?

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Why it always rains on me!

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Why some people flytip / litter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep agree on 'gaming'

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By *ee LeafMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why the UK is 65 billion pounds in debt

Theres about 24 million properties in the uk paying approx £100 per month council tax.

Plus the millions gained from car road fund licence

The Government rake in about 60p per litre on petrol so that must be a huge amount.

Plus the millions of people paying tax on there wages

plus all the other things they charge vat on , food , cigarettes , alcohol etc etc etc .

Maybe dragons den type people and self made billionaires should run the country as they know how to run a business to make money , not to get it in serious debt.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Yeah, high-level financial stuff is beyond me. National debts, quantitative easing, derivatives, SPACs … I follow up to a point and then my brain just tunes out.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???

- Xeno

I'm right with you there!

I need a week's worth of sleep.

Mrs

Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!!

- Xeno

Alone time?? What's that??

I get too much honestly

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other

And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.

There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be."

Many years ago I had a stand in english teacher. She wrote on the board "ghoti" and asked, "What does that say?"

We all tried but no one succeeded. Then she said "Fish".

gh is "f" from enough, o is "i" from women and ti is the "sh" from attention. English ain't easy!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Whether the fridge light does go off, when you shut the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The popularity of star wars/star trek ...utter drivel

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg "

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday "

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God"

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

How to get a meet with a woman as a couple on here

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

(I actually know the answer but just like typing orange)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

See?Not a word of proof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

(I actually know the answer but just like typing orange)

What is the answer then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People from an immigrant background (or married to an immigrant) blaming immigrants for all society's problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People from an immigrant background (or married to an immigrant) blaming immigrants for all society's problems"

First generation English here.Bloody immigrants coming over here taking our benefits and using our NHS. Total disgrace lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Why we call a building, a building when its already been built

Love that

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Potter

Basically he's a wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese writing

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

(I actually know the answer but just like typing orange)

What is the answer then?"

If i told you I would have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People from an immigrant background (or married to an immigrant) blaming immigrants for all society's problems

First generation English here.Bloody immigrants coming over here taking our benefits and using our NHS. Total disgrace lol"

People making statements like this …..

Also, calling someone a cunt because they didn’treply

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

God put our planet in the solar system and proclaimed 'let their be light 'amen

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Harry Potter

Basically he's a wizard "

Thank you for that

I just don’t get the fascination with it…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politics

Human beings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time travel. Films with time travel absolutely blow my mind

Basically they go back in time. Some films may choose the 'change fate' approach which means you go back and anything you do affects the 'present' you came from.

Others have a destiny approach that the present always happened BECAUSE you have always been involved in going back in time and in the past.

You are WELCOME (boops nose)

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

See?Not a word of proof."

I’m still not sure if you’re being serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People from an immigrant background (or married to an immigrant) blaming immigrants for all society's problems

First generation English here.Bloody immigrants coming over here taking our benefits and using our NHS. Total disgrace lol

People making statements like this …..

Also, calling someone a cunt because they didn’treply

Aw,diddums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry Potter

Basically he's a wizard

Thank you for that

I just don’t get the fascination with it…? "

People like magic as an escapism from the harsh realities of day to day life.

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over a year ago

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

See?Not a word of proof.

I’m still not sure if you’re being serious

Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Why people thought friends was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why people thought friends was funny"

Could you BE anymore wrong?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

See?Not a word of proof.

I’m still not sure if you’re being serious

Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?"

Open a text book and not a bible

Prove “god” exists

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Why people can’t drive properly anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why people can’t drive properly anymore"

Too many driving examiners just need handies to give you a pass.

Wait that wasn't just me was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why people can’t drive properly anymore"

Sometimes I don’t feel safe walking to the corner shop. Am I the distraction?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Football.

Utter nonsense

This^^^ and social media."

But isn’t Fab a form of social media?

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

See?Not a word of proof.

I’m still not sure if you’re being serious

Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?

Open a text book and not a bible

Prove “god” exists

Don't need to, it's called faith. Someone told you dinosaurs existed and you believe that. All your dinosaurs were killed by a meteor. Except of course all the ones that survived and either evolved (birds) or stayed pretty much the same (crocodiles for example).How inconvenient having facts in the way.Btw we evolved from apes except of course there is a missing link proving we didn't.

But am teasing you,these silly facts shouldn't get in the way of your "truth"

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

The truth is out there

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

See?Not a word of proof.

I’m still not sure if you’re being serious

Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?

Open a text book and not a bible

Prove “god” exists

But am teasing you,these silly facts shouldn't get in the way of your "truth""

We have dinosaur skeletons, DNA, hell even their fossilised shit as proof of their existence. Faith In a false deity is lost on me sorry

Enjoy your fairy tales

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Dogs as pets. Revolting creatures.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

My head starts hurting when I try to understand tensor calculus.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The youth of today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can 1st the chicken or the egg

The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed

Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday

… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft

Prove they existed and not just a joke by God

Prove dinosaurs existed???

Have you forgotten your pills this morning?

See?Not a word of proof.

I’m still not sure if you’re being serious

Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?

Open a text book and not a bible

Prove “god” exists

But am teasing you,these silly facts shouldn't get in the way of your "truth"

We have dinosaur skeletons, DNA, hell even their fossilised shit as proof of their existence. Faith In a false deity is lost on me sorry

Enjoy your fairy tales

Once again sidestepped the facts I pointed out. Enjoy your blinkered view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

(I actually know the answer but just like typing orange)

What is the answer then?"

The colour is named after the fruit. Apparently, prior to the word's introduction the nearest thing we had in English was the Old English word geoluread which means yellow-red.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other

And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.

There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be.

Many years ago I had a stand in english teacher. She wrote on the board "ghoti" and asked, "What does that say?"

We all tried but no one succeeded. Then she said "Fish".

gh is "f" from enough, o is "i" from women and ti is the "sh" from attention. English ain't easy! "

I like that! Good example of how screwy English pronunciation can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the UK is 65 billion pounds in debt

Theres about 24 million properties in the uk paying approx £100 per month council tax.

Plus the millions gained from car road fund licence

The Government rake in about 60p per litre on petrol so that must be a huge amount.

Plus the millions of people paying tax on there wages

plus all the other things they charge vat on , food , cigarettes , alcohol etc etc etc .

Maybe dragons den type people and self made billionaires should run the country as they know how to run a business to make money , not to get it in serious debt."

If only we owed so little! The current UK national debt is £2,500 billion although once you include other government spending obligations such as future pension costs, that figure is more like £5,000 billion.

The £65 billion figure is presumably the current deficit which just means how much we have to borrow this year to cover the gap between government spending and tax receipts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other

And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.

There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be.

Many years ago I had a stand in english teacher. She wrote on the board "ghoti" and asked, "What does that say?"

We all tried but no one succeeded. Then she said "Fish".

gh is "f" from enough, o is "i" from women and ti is the "sh" from attention. English ain't easy!

I like that! Good example of how screwy English pronunciation can be."

But the poem didn’t rhyme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

People.....I think I prefer cats

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"For me gaming. Maybe it's an age thing.

48 percent of gamers are female me included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The games in life people play.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Sounds to us like they are dating each other

That’s not just teenagers , a 28 year old guy I work with has been doing exactly that, for about 6 months now, she feels the same .

He always corrects me if I refer to her as his girlfriend

I just don't get it

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Quantum physics

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Time travel. Films with time travel absolutely blow my mind

Basically they go back in time. Some films may choose the 'change fate' approach which means you go back and anything you do affects the 'present' you came from.

Others have a destiny approach that the present always happened BECAUSE you have always been involved in going back in time and in the past.

You are WELCOME (boops nose)"

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